#can't reach top shelf
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Looking through your pics, thinking how easy you'd be to throw around and pin down. 🤤
Choke hold slam please and thank you 💕
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the idea of the boys watching you take out the groceries from your car and slightly struggling, smiling light heartedly at your insistence and stubbornness (you are stubborn beyond belief, which is what they did and did not like so much about you, you were going to get as many bags as you could carry into the house without going back for consistent, back breaking trips) so they spry on out, filling up their strong, lengthy arms and give you a tender kiss to each side of your cheeks as they pace back into the house.
of course, you could feel your pride being slightly derailed, but you loved them even more so when they helped out. even at the most simplest and mundane of tasks, with a tender, loving prize to gain from it - you couldn't complain. not in the slightest.
"look at my big strong boyfriends, oh so strong!" you weave a flirty smile, hands on your hips as you watch the two grin cheekily. Satoru more so then Suguru, as he uses the weighted bags that were completely filled to their compacity like kettlebell weights, pumping his muscular biceps to show off to you. you'd titter out a feeble chuckle, rolling your eyes as you walk up beside them, giving them each a sweet kiss to whatever skin you could find. telling them how much you truly appreciated them for helping you.
"anything for our queen" Suguru couldn't resist giving you another heart felt kiss to your cheek, easily maneuvering the bags within his grasp. Satoru pouts of course, leaning to your level as well, to plant you another kiss too. seeing how Suguru could give you another kiss, why not him too?
#totally was not thinking of this while putting away my groceries...🤭#and totally not thinking about the way where you can't reach the top shelf one of the guys sneak up behind you leans into your body slightl#and takes the item in your hand puts it in the cabinet with their lips at the shell of your ear telling you how adorable it is when you#can't reach the top shelf...and he gives you a wetter teasing kiss at the lobe of your ear eating up the cute fluster spreading across your#face <33#my super cute goofy strong goofballs! 🖤🤍#satosugu x reader#satosugu#geto suguru x reader#gojo satoru x reader#jjk
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if i have to hear byg discourse about a character who is canonically in love with the literal personification of death i will actually snap
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it saddens me that hp is a text instead of an audiovisual medium because Barty Crouch Jr's Disgusting Sweaty Open-Mouthed Pervert Panting™️ is so so important to me
#him when evan looks like a particularly manhandleable little ephebe. him when evan gives him a black eye.#him when evan can't reach the top shelf & doesn't know what normal sex is. him when evan calls himself “doctor” and presses on his bruises#him when anyone wears those little lacy white socks with the frilly tops. him when evan has bandaids on his knees. him when milfs exist#him when someone tries to introduce him to james's mom. him when he's getting a tattoo. him when his partner gets embarrassed in public#him when a waiter calls him “sir”. him when the dentist politely orders him to “sit down“. him when his boss says ”good job“.#saints speaks 🐇
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Halloween is a great movie, but Dr. Loomis is kind of funny as fuck. Like my man has a whole monologue about how he was scared to death of this
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My mom has found a bunch of old photos from the olden days of pre-digital cameras in our family, including a number of old class photos from various schools.
I just wanted to commemorate this one of my animation class in the first of the three art schools I went to.
I know you can't see it here, with the courtesy censoring, but out of the entire group I'm the only one smiling openly.
I'm also holding a sword.
#the Papermonkey#the sword is just a cheap decorative katana#completely unsharpened#I call it my 'shoe string katana' because of the cheap plasticky feel#but I was very proud of having it#still have it though it's stored on top of my book shelf that I can't reach
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Can we please stop saying the Loki show is queerbaiting? Two men having a close relationship ≠ queerbaiting. It has been made VERY clear what the endgame couple will be from the start and yet I still foresee people whining and turning on the show when it doesn't go their way in the end.
#putting “queerbaiting'' on the top shelf so y'all can't reach it anymore#loki#loki series#i don't like going in the tag or really engaging with the fandom bc it's 90% delusional lokius shippers
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At roughly 4 to 5am one of the cats decided to climb on top of the shelves right above my head where i sleep. Shelves that we put there specifically bc they couldn't reach them. (They grew since then. They can now...) And I was rudely woken up by a lego succulent that was on display hitting me right in the head.
The little shits have mastered verticality and I'm hating it.
Anyways. Anybody have any recommendations of museum putty for displayed lego sets? (Bc anything that isn't plastic isn't out in the open bc of them.)
#taks speaks#my ceramics are in one spot specifically in a glass cabinet#and literally nothing but lego and plush are actually out#i have been hit multiple times by my shelf sitting cyndaquil plush but that hurts far less#that was at least from them just reaching up and bapping at the shelf#they stand in the window sill and just reach#but now. somehow. they have gotten past the wall of cyndaquil. knocking everything on the shelf over in their path#to reach the highest point of the bedroom: the top of the cabinet/shelf that i have as a bedside table#what scared me the most when i woke up wasn't a pile of green legos but the fact#that the squirtle ditto plush that was shoved between the cabinet and the plush net above was sitting hauntingly perfectly beside my head#it's plain faced smile just staring back at me as i'm wondering wtf just hit my head#how did it land perfectly like this? idk. but i swear i had a moment of thinking halfawake where i thought it was posessed#the cats really want to be in the nook between the cabinet and plush net#i can't blame them. it's high up and it's covered#but it's how they get up there and how it's right over my head#and due to the rise in infiltrating wolf spiders in the apartment we don't want to kick them out of the bedroom#so they can hunt the one we lost behind the shelf#which bean had last night btw but dropped it#and bc it ran under the door she was so focused on behind the door so i picked her up and put her facing it from like 3 inches away#and she turns quickly to go back behind the door#so i grab eek and do the same but she just stared at it and watched as it ran behind the shelf#they aren't doing their job. and they're waking me up very rudely
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have decided there's no such thing as "too many mugs" just "not enough mug storage"
#i don't like to keep them on that top shelf cause i can't reach it but i might have to start#i kinda want a mug hanger but idk if i have room for one. kitchen is getting pretty crowded#reality is a 600 sqft apparently but in my mind i reside in a sprawling victorian mansion
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cannot stop thinking about an au where dany just . . . opens a bookstore. it's not just any bookstore, though. there's a lil' cafe in it and tons of space for people to spread out and get comfy and read or host community events. she's always working on other work (because ofc she is active in the community through a million organizations) while she's there between helping customers. sometimes, you can catch drogon, rhaegal, and viserion hanging around, snoozing. there's this cute little area with children's books and toys, and dany reads to the kids. she really loves getting her hands on rare books and can often be found with her phone, tablet, and laptop open on the back counter while she's bidding in auctions.
#;; nO BUT BOOKSHOP OWNER DANY IS JUST TOO CUTE????#;; SOMETIMES SHE'S JUST THERE SUPER LATE CURLED UP IN AN ARMCHAIR READING ONE OF THE BOOKS#;; YOU COME IN AND SHE'S STANDING ON A STOOL . . . BUT STILL CAN'T REACH THE TOP SHELF#♕░░ my dreams come true ( WISHLIST )
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"I let the intrusive thoughts win this time 🤪"
ffs you just dyed your hair
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ngl i'm starting to hate the term 'main character syndrome' because now i'm seeing it applied to anyone who does anything slightly out of the norm or has a unique style or hobby
#stock photo of the parent putting things away on the top shelf where the child can't reach etc etc#i think it's time to take that term away from the internet
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I think i should change Dad-kura's eye color to more of an icy blue than a sky blue. I want him to have the blue eyes that are scary to look at so he and his wife can be this dynamic.
Mom-kura has very dark black eyes.
I'm planning on giving Amane pretty, dark brown eyes. I want her and Ryou to be less terrifying versions of their parents.
This includes having more normal eyes instead of looking scary, and being a height that isn't 4'10 or 6'9.
#in relation to my fanfic#when Baku-san said Dad-kura was massive he ment it#Dad-kura barely fits through doors#he has to duck when he goes to japan to work#mans has the worst time flying#if he doesn't have to fly he won't#mom-kura meanwhile can't reach the top shelf and has to kick her husband in the shins just so she can kiss him#they have the worst time ever.
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Mitaka vc: Your family force choked me so...
matt vc: you get a free pass on that one
#( we'll count that one as a full bingo so that would be four )#( including the ok with family as mitaka's extra free space then that's five )#( hell yeaaaaaaaah )#( i love how the the only ones he cant do is go on an adventure & pick him up & have and air of mystery )#( honestly all fair )#( i can't wait for matt to pick mitaka up so he can reach something from the top shelf )#( why doesn't he just grab it from the shelf & hand it to mitaka ? )#( well where's the fun in that )#reports filed ( answered )#fcalty#( also matt is gonna get you an apology one day )#( he's doing his best to get it )
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#once again past me is an asshole#this time they put the shake and bake on the top shelf and its been pushed all the way to the back where i can't reach it#where's vash when you need a ladder#UPDATE: i got my hands on a knife we're good
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January is really about looking at the old food in your cabinets and being like “oh it’s fine, it expires next year” and then realizing it is now next year
#this keeps happening to me#i recently discovered a bunch of stuff that got pushed back to the top shelf where i can't see or reach#and i was like wtf is all this??#this is eli
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