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For the third time in 3 or 4 games, DJ Lemahieu couldn't catch the ball. Why is he in the game at all? He's not the old DJ anymore. He can't hit and now he can't even catch. It's time to take him out of the game. Please. The truth hurts, but that's the truth. This error could cost us the game. Just saying.... buy a clue, Boone. Let him work out his problems off the field. It's getting embarrassing. He deserves better.
LET'S GO YANKEES!!!!!
The out the DJ couldn't get because he can't catch just scored a run. AAUUGGHH!!! This proves my point. It's embarrassing. He's either getting an out or a double play with his at bats, and he can't catch anymore. Yeah, let's play him. What could go wrong? As the Rangers score their 3rd run, we are seeing what can go wrong. Buy a clue, Boone.
Let's go Yankees!!!!!
#dj lemahieu#26#can't catch#can't hit#why is he there#take him out#I'm sorry#the truth sucks#face the truth#buy a clue Boone#he needs to go#let him get better and then bring him back#it's gotten embarrassing#love#happiness#thank you#sharing#joy#baseball#sports#ny yankees#let's go yankees#ny baseball#bronx bombers#i love this game
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Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??
As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue
the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD
He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.
like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...
The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"
and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it
does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING
like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow
For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat
Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation
Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with
Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)
But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time
Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell
Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch
idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room
#hazbin spoilers#hazbin hotel#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#analysis#dissociation#look idk what to tell you all#I watched the episode and everything makes so much more sense#when you realize he's only intaking like 50-60% of the conversations#he's not bad at listening his brain is literally preventing him from getting everything#literally I've been there#the difference between him and me tho#is that he can't show it#he's the king of hell#he has to bluff his way through conversations#but yeah literally rewatch the episode with this in mind#and watch him reply to the things he DID catch#anyways#NEW BLORBO????#who'd've thought I would go into Hazbin Hotel#and come out with freaking LUCIFER as my favorite character#I love him#he's so sad
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good news everybody! sholmes is canon now even in later games which means they officially made phoenix wright stupid as fuck when he called himself sherlock holmes ii that one time
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#yes this is indeed what I got stuck on#herlock sholmes#sorry phoenix can't catch a break huh#ace attorney investigations 2#aai2#aai#ace attorney investigations#liv's aai2 adventures
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EVAN BUCKLEY + the curse of first dates
#this boy can't catch a break can he lmao#tbf they mostly worked out in the end but oof#evan buckley#bucktommy#babby#bucktalia#911#911 abc#911 7x05#my gif#911edit#buckedit#edits*#my stuff#911gifs
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lil things that make yan blade go feral:
you tugging on his sleeves to get his attention
when you step on your tiptoes to reach something that's high
how you jump and squeak in surprise when he sneaks up on you
talking back to him over minor disagreements (telling a 6'2 stellaron hunter with a bounty of 8.13 billion credits that you refuse to acknowledge him until you get your phone back takes some Courage)
the mild look of concern you try concealing when he comes back bruised and bloodied
dozing off someplace random (it gives him the excuse to scoop you up and put you into bed)
wearing clothes that are too big on you (he might have a blank face but just know the synapses in his brain are firing away more than they have in a century)
#yan blade would let you have a twitter (or w/e the honkai equivalent is)#his logic is like. what are you gonna do. @ the IPC for help???#they can't catch him themselves!! you can make as many stellaron hunter callout posts as you please#yandere blade x reader#blade brainrot#concepts
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Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.
#click for better quality!#Rex can't catch a fucking break man#All these Jedi do is eat hot chip. throw him over a cliff and flirt with the enemy.#Apologies if the armor is scuffed idk how perspective works#I'd do one version with Padme but her headdress looks mortifying to draw from this angle#'i'm not calling you good boy Ani you just fucking murdered an entire tuskan village. the woman and the children too!'#Okay that made me cackle.#captain rex#the clone wars#swtcw#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#tcw#ct 7567#TCW Captain Rex#TCW CT 7567#anakin skywalker#star wars anakin#TCW Anakin Skywalker#sw tcw fanart#the clone wars fanart#tcw fanart#clone wars meme#clone wars fanart#could be tagged as ship? Idk idc but this was drawn with platonic rl in mind#Graye's Art#ask to tag#Graye Draws
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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)
(thank you! :D)
Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.
Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)
Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.
it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.
Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else
(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#yeah here's some more characters swearing#i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point#(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things)#anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder#trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet#crewel: la la la i can't hear you#trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos#crewel: lA LA LA --
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Thinking about Wade just running into a wall and Logan snapping his head around like "What the fuck are you doing !?"
Only for Wade to shake his head and hold it straight like some kind of cartoon charater. "Sorry! The player pushed the wrong button." And as he's stomping away, he's looking at the wall like "Really guys!? Infront of the Wolverine!? You're so embarrassing !!" Through grit teeth.
Logan blinks, and Al's like "Yeah he's just like that sometimes."
#Hc that some of Wades voices is literally just commentary from viewers. “Man poor guy can't catch a break” and he just goes#“Tell me about it!”#this explains all the laugh tracks inside of his head when he makes really in real life awkward jokes#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#blind al#deadpool videogame
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Is this loss
#memories of seeing your partner dying AND not recognising your partner caused by old age dementia this dog can't catch a break#i imagine this happens a lot max got pretty much used to it by this point#sam would wake up from a nap and not remember any of the things he said#sam and max#freelance husbands#tea art#i have many thoughts about them but can't form coherent sentences atm will share them some other time#i miss my wife tails#i miss her a lot
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🤍 Monster AU(?) Horror movie/actor AU(?) drawn for the Le Blanc zine in 2023 🤍
I thought it would be super fun to go for an old school, kitschy horror movie poster vibe with a werecat!Chat Blanc -also I may or may not have just come out of a huge monster romance reading binge at the time huhuhu
#I can't believe it's been over a year since the last time I made ML fanart 😭#this was also the very last piece I drew right before I had a major art style shift to how I draw now#I really do miss these comfort characters so much 🥺 One of these days I'll finally sit down catch up with the show... 😔#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug fanart#miraculous fanart#chat noir#chat blanc#marinette dupain cheng#marichat#celdraws#celerydays#mlb#mlb art#le blanc zine
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Bad life Day
#eugene fitzherbert#varian the alchemist#varian tts#tangled the series#they can't catch a break#my art
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hermit comes back to game after a month; immediately starts complaining about the inventory system
#jk i"M SO EXCITED ISKALL'S BACK!!!!!#the new missions are funny as heck and he's already being a weirdo at Beef#can't WAIT for him to catch wind of Doc's situation#iskall85#hermitblr#hermitcraft season 10#hc10
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“When it's your time to go, make sure you're surrounded by others”
#I'm sick#yuuji's learning the meaning of love by losing everyone at this point#and by failing to save everyone who owned his heart#“”“failing”“”“ not his fault :c#what if he can't save megumi as well?#I'm destroyed#what's next gege?#gege when i catch you gege#jujutsu kaisen#@meyers#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro#itadori yuuji#nobara kugisaki#nanami kento#junpei yoshino#choso#choso kamo#higuruma hiromi#jjk spoilers#jjk#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 259
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In times of trouble remember Lucy Gray Baird
#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the ballad of songbirds and snakes spoilers#tbosas#tbosas spoilers#inky art#lucy gray baird#you can't catch her now!
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C'MON TO THE THEATER!
I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#unique magic posters#so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops#i was merely overthinking it#me? overthink fictional characters? surely not#god though#i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power#and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes'#also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT!#accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it#if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education#they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down#(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!)#and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors#the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys#i've made myself sad now because this will never exist#it's real in my HEART
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