#can wr please. stop making content out of children

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why is filming your autstic child for internet clout the new trend

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Kauê do Nascimento/Yuto Nasukimenuto

優翔ナスイキメヌト

Dorm: Ramshackle

Age: 18

Grade: 1st Year

Birthday: January 1

Club: Football

Favorite Class: P.E., Swimming, Animal Languages

Least Favorite Classes: All Magic

Skills: Amazing learner. Can devote himself to a subject and earn high marks the entire time, only if the subject interests him. If not, he averages around A’s and B’s. He also is able to most likely speak many of the languages from Twisted Wonderland within a few months. Also picked up a little bit of English from Isagani and French from Rook and Yuu. Is a bit of a Rugby nerd, and loves to play the sport, but doesn’t speak about it most of the time.

Regarded as generally smart, handsome, and likable from the rest of the school, he has many a suitor come to him, to his ignorance. Only time will tell if someone will grab this bachelor.

Yes, he is dissatisfied with the lack of rugby in the school, but everyone will come together in due time.

Right?

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For a long time, Kauê has been a bit of a troublemaker. Venturing out of the house as a child into the jungle, playing near streams and rocks just a bit to sharp, and near areas no one should enter lest they be killed.

At a young age, he has always liked exploring, looking around and seeing nature thrive. But, this all ended once his family moved to the city for his budding career.

His father and mother sold clothes for children in the town to feed themselves. After a while, they saved enough to get a factory to make the clothes. Mother focused on jewelry and pants, father focused on gowns and shirts.

This culminated in them moving into São Paulo. The wanderlust never being lost. But, in a city so big, where could he even go? He didn’t like the smell or sounds of the city, and hated smoke whenever a car breezed pass. He eventually crumpled into himself. Becoming more reserved and quiet in school.

He went to a convention once. His entire life changed in an instant.

A Japanese kid from Tokyo transferred his school as a exchange student. He was the center of attention for the entire stay, and one of his best friends before appearing in Twisted Wonderland. He and the friend would talk about anime, manga, the forest, rugby, and so much more.

This inspired Kauê to learn Japanese and to live in Japan. His father hired a private tutor to teach him Japanese. Day and night, tirelessly, he reviewed textbook after textbook, page after page, committing the radicals into his mind, committing the strokes for the kanji, memorizing both the hiragana and katakana. Tirelessly, he continued to study his passion.

And, on one day, he was able to travel to Japan as an exchange student! He and his friend spoke nonstop about the trip and where he would be staying. He made it to Okinawa safely, visibly glum at the fact he couldn’t meet his friend again. But, he didn’t let that stop him! He went to school and became an overachiever just for this moment.

Nervously, he stood up straight and greeted the students to mixed reactions of surprise or indifference. After, he was chatted up by everyone for the first day there. Yet, one person stuck out to him. A young man gazing outside the window, which was currently covered with a bush, ignored the buzz all about him. He was content to lie there and just stare.

The first meeting with Takeo was a bit awkward to say the least. In passing, they only greeted each other one-sidedly by his end. He didn’t understand why until he talked to him. The others dismissed him and held gossip of Takeo. He was busy doing some gardening work on some plants near the schools garden when he saw him. Watching, he saw as sun fell to the horizon, and Takeo still squatted down, finishing adding fertilizer to the patch of dirt.

Takeo asked after what was so interesting, and Kauê replied “I don’t know. You just gardening just felt so peaceful. I would love to garden, but my green thumb isn’t all that good.”.

He met Isagani by chance when he was passed out on the ground. Always charitable, he helped move him to a place with shade, and tried to cool him down to the best of his abilities.

After, it is stated that Isagani would rather admit murder than talk about that troublesome incident again.

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Takeo & Isagani: Close friends and general troublemakers, Kauê appears as the parent to both of the said unruly children please don’t let them know I said that and the angel to any teacher unfortunate to have the pair of them together. Sadly, they truly underestimate the power he has over them. One time, he led the tree of them to paint a mural on the brick walls of NRC because Isagani said it looked “too professional” and “dreary”. A pop of color really helped out in the end! Luckily, an escape route was in place for them to escape, but they always seem to get caught in the end damnit Yuu-.

Vil: He actually models for a living now due to Vil somewhat scouting him. Just after the chaotic Ceremony again Vil took a good look at Kauê and was like “Yeah, he is a model. Even if he doesn’t look the part. But he has nothing on my looks.”. He dismissed him until Yuu introduced him. Although Kauê explicitly stating that he wouldn’t like his secret reviewed, Yuu told Vil that Kauê would like to get a job in media. He thought it over before deciding to help him start out. A few gigs here, some jobs for spare change, and helped him out in working to get madols.

They know each other professionally, but Vil has stated he would like to work with Kauê in a movie one time.

Mitsuhiro: The fox fae from a land farther away from The Valley of Thorns, he has his eye set on making this man his partner. He has tried many ways of courtship, yet they all seem to become nothing but plain kindness to Kauê when being flirted too. Doesn’t help he unconsciously flirts back.

Radulf: A friend he made in

Silver: Reminds him of Radulf. He helps carry Silver around with Kalim if they have anywhere to be. Both Takeo and Isagani follow because why not. ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

Kalim: The two are in sync most of the time. If Kalim has a bad idea, Kauê encourages him to do it.

Jamil: Unabashed hate. This man has made his job 10x more difficult than it needs to be. Tolerable when alone though.

Yuu: The kind housewarden of Ramshackle. He tanks them greatly for aiding them. Also helped them set up their phones, and told them that they are using the schools budget technically, but that Crowley also has, like, a ton of money. Like, over 2 billion!!! Maybe. Mayhaps. Anyways. The food and living expenses are planned out, and most of the time, Yuu uses their allowance and job money to pay for the food. He helps chip in with the groceries from time to time.

Yuuken: The true daddy of the group. Can keep everyone in line and make them beg follow. He helps out everybody. Everybody. Everybody. He has aided Vil in carrying stuff for his Theater Club. He has helped Ruggie in taking care of Leona. He has helped Jamil in restricting Kalim. He he the best boy.

Jonathan: Nice, but absolutely terrifying. Has nothing else to say. Nothing at all. ♪(´ε｀ )

Jacob: ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ ✌︎('ω')✌︎ ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )

The textbook definition of a narcoleptic, and a Manic Pixie Dream Boy when awake, he is absolutely terrified of him and Jonathan. They have some air to them, something the others don’t feel. Or maybe they do but they chose to ignore it…

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3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers - Lecture 3 “Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children”  - Chapter 1

This is the first chapter of lecture 3 titled "Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children"

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3) I do not own anything related to the Gintama franchise. This is a fan translation and I do not gain financial profit from it.

4) Mistakes and mistranslations might happen a lot. I am learning japanese for barely a year now. I try to translate the japanese text into a logical english structure, but that is hard with my limited knowledge

Chapter Masterlist here

(Translator note: GinTsu action let’s go!!)

There was a man who could only be seen as a suspicious person. 

He had long, carelessly grown hair and he was wearing some kind of pointedly designed sunglasses.

Such a man was standing under a tree planted behind the gym.

No, he wasn't just standing there, he was constantly reaching for a certain branch.

When looking at the branch, you could see that there was a white piece of cloth stuck to it and he was reaching for it. The triangular white cloth did not look like pants at all. 

―but at this point of his observation, Sakata Ginpachi, who was on his way to the school building in the morning, decided that the man was a suspicious person..

Ginpachi, who had gone through the back gate instead of the main gate and headed for the back of the gym as a shortcut, spotted the man.

The man ― to tell the truth, actually appeared in the manga as the Toyako Hermit, but here at Gintama High School, such achievements are irrelevant.

A man who is not a member of the faculty of Gintama High School is reaching behind the gym in the morning for what appears to be a pair of pants caught on a tree branch.

More importantly, there was also a large black bag under the man's feet.

‘Panty thief,’ Ginpachi thought.

He also thought there probably was a lot of underwear in that bag, so he called out to him.

He was suspicious, so of course didn’t speak kindly to him.

“Oi, what the fuck are you doing?”

The Toyako Hermit's shoulders quivered, and he looked back at Ginpachi. The frightened look on his face deepened Ginpachi's suspicion.

“You Panty thief!”

“Eh? No, You’re wr - “ He was about to say, "I'm sorry," when Ginpachi started to furiously run towards the Hermit.

Arrest of a suspicious person → His reputation goes up → He gets a reward bonus, right? 

It was a simple chart that led him to this action.

Seeing Ginpachi's sudden attack, the Toyako Hermit fled in a panic and his escape was faster than he had expected.

“Hey, Wait!” Ginpachi yelled.

Just around the corner from the gym, a teacher appeared.

Nice timing for a female teacher wearing a white coat and a miniskirt! 

"Tsukuyo! Get him! He's a pervert!” Ginpachi shouted to Tsukuyo.

Tsukuyo didn’t say anything, but she understood and made a move. 

She quickly stepped in front of the fleeing man, grabbed him by the wrist, and threw him violently to the ground. When Hermit was slammed into the ground with a thud, he simply fainted.

"Ah, yeah! You did it!" Ginpachi said, stopping by Hermit's side. The Toyako Hermit stretched out on the ground, his eyes white and fully unconscious.

“That man, ..who is this person?” Tsukuyo asked. 

“A panty thief,” Ginpachi replied and smiled, pointing to the spot where the Toyako Hermit had been standing earlier.

"See how those pants are stuck on that tree branch over there? He was reaching for it."

"Uh, are those ......really pants?" Just when Tsukuyo was looking at him doubtfully, the wind picked up. The white cloth, which had been caught on the branch, was blown into the air.

"Oh, ......?" Ginpachi lifted one eyebrow.

The cloth that flew in the air was not pants by any means, but just a handkerchief.

Actually, there is a big difference between a pair of pants and a handkerchief.

"Ginpachi, are ya sure yer not just making hasty assumptions?" Tsukuyo said. 

No. ...... No, no ......," Ginpachi said, gulping. “Don't jump to conclusions. You can't be too optimistic, because when I called out to him, he freaked out and ran away."

Yer had just simply taken him by surprise, hadn’t ya? The reason why he ran away might be ‘cause you tried to attack him without even questioning him,” she said and Ginpachi couldn't argue with her.

However, it has not yet been determined that Tsukuyo’s theory was correct.

"No, no, no, no, he's a pervert. There's bag’s probably full of underwear!”

"If yer so sure, why don't ya check it out?" Tsukuyo said and Ginpachi went to get the black bag that seemed to belong to the Toyako Hermit. Tsukuyo and him opened it together. 

What came out was a white coat, a stethoscope, and something that looked like a penlight - in short, a set of medical instruments used by doctors.

“I knew it,” Ginpachi smirked and nodded. “This guy was a pervert who liked to dress up as doctors. Yea, you were right to beat him up.”

“No, ......,” Tsukuyo said in a calm voice. “He's not a cosplayer, he's a real doctor, isn't he?

“Eh, for real?!”

“Aaah ...... What day is it, by the way?” 

Ginpachi replied, and Tsukuyo nodded.

"Hmm, no doubt about it. This man’s a real doctor. Because today’s the day of the physical examination and health checkup,” Tsukuyo said and pulled out a printed sheet from her skirt pocket.

The printout was a monthly schedule for the staff, and today's column was indeed labeled as "Third Grade Physical and Health Examination’. Next month, Gintama High School was scheduled to have a sports festival. The purpose of today's physical and health checkup was to check the health of the students before the sports festival.

“Apparently, this man was an officially hired doctor from our school.,” Tsukuyo continued. 

“An officially hired…,” Ginpachi muttered and looked back at the Toyako Hermit stretched out on the ground. He wasn't dead, but he also didn’t show any signs of waking up.

But then again, if this guy doesn't get up, of course the physical examination won’t take place. It was inevitable that there would be an uproar, "What's going on, why hasn't the doctor come?”

That was not good.

This was a very bad situation.

He mistook him for a suspicious person and she knocked him unconscious by violently throwing him. ...... They won’t get away with it. 

Ginpachi took out a cigarette from the pocket of his lab coat, put one in and lit it. Then, after exhaling the first smoke, he said:

"......Tsukuyo. You're doing a terrible job.”

“What?”

"How dare you violently injure a doctor who came for a checkup without even bothering to confirm his identity?"

“Ginpachi…”

“I know what you're going to say. You're going to apologize to the principal and you want me to come with you, right?

“Ginpachi…”

“Don't worry about it. It's just a collegial(/friendship) thing. You're the one who's to blame, but I'll follow up with you to make sure your crime is as light as possible.”

“Ginpachi…”

"Well, let's get on with it. Let's go to the principal's office right away. Confess your crimes.” and as he turned on his heel and started to walk away, two kunai pierced the back of Ginpachi's head with a thud.

"Wait a minute," Tsukuyo's voice said.

No, no, no, you're the one who has to wait!" Ginpachi shouts as he pulls out the kunai stuck in the back of his head.

"Tsukuyo, do you realize we're in a teacher's setting? You should at least use chalk or something!"

"I don't care about the settings right now. Do ya understand the situation? How dare ya to blame me for yer sins?"

"No, I don't give a shit. You're the one who threw him over."

“Ya the one who told me to get him!”

“I told you to get him, but I didn't tell you to throw him over your shoulder and knock him out!"

“If it weren't for yer terrible misjudgment, none of this would have happened in the first place!”

"But it's not just my fault, is it? Isn't it about seven to three parts your fault too?" Ginpachi said in a softer voice.

“Ya think a third is my fault?”

"Hmm. I mean, you're the seven." Just after saying that, Ginpachi was hit by countless kunai and pinned to the wall of the gym.

...... umm, relax, Tsukki," Ginpachi said with a pale face. (Note: he says the exact same thing as in that one scene in Courtesan of a Nation Arc … Un, ochitsuite, tsukkī)

“Well, if I'm the seven, can we at least work together on a plan? The doctor who was called in for a checkup was mistakenly knocked unconscious. ...... I think this is pretty bad, don't you?”

[meetthemoosemonster]

Summary:

AU where Ranboo goes to Sam and asks him to Lock him up in the prison to stop himself from doing what ever hes doing when hes sleep walking. AKA Ranboo tries to make a self destructive decision, and Sam is a Responsible Adult, and offers him support. Also, Sam has four arms because I think thats perfect for his character, fight me.

Note: If any of the creators mentioned in this state that they are uncomfortable with this fic, or the topics in this fic being written about them, I will take it down as soon as I know. Also, this is based off the characters, and not the actual content creators.

CW: Panic attacks Mild injury Mentions of prison Manipulation(but just c!Dream being himself) If I missed one please tell me so I can fix it!

Enjoy the fic!

Fic under cut for anyone who doesn't want to leave tumblr.

And remember, reblogs fuel the writing braincell!

The ding of someone joining a voice call echoed in Ranboos ears

"s- Sam?" The enderboys hand shook over the button that summoned the Warden to the entrance of Pandora's Vault. He was hyper aware of the buzzing purple particles that surrounded his lanky form, and the uncontrollable vwoops and crackles that came from his mouth.

"Ranboo? I told you you weren't allowed to visit the prison anymore. You need to leave. Now." Sam's voice was hard, the voice of a Warden. Ranboo felt a year streak down his face as he choked back a sob. For once his mind was silent.

"I-" Ranboo took a shaky breath. "I don't want to visit, Sam."

"Then why are you here?" Concern glinted through Sam's warden persona, his voice softening ever so slightly. "I know you said you couldn't tell me what's up with you, but I can help Ranboo. It's ok if you need help." Another vwoop mixed with a sob escaped Ranboos throat, and he sunk to the ground in front of the nether portal. 

"I- I-" Ranboo couldn't continue, and just squeezed his eyes shut, hoping to stop the tears that boiled his skin as they ran down his face.

"Ok, I'm coming out ok? I'll be there in a second." The boy curled up on the blackstone floor didn't say anything Sam could decipher, but the four armed man vaguely recognized that Ranboo had mumbled something in void. The sound of the nether portal geared up, and Sam walked out of the purple swirls to see the enderman hybrid curled up on the floor vibrating, his jaw slightly unhinged.

"Ranboo? Ranboo, what happened? Why are you here?" The Warden voice was gone now, and Sam could only stare down at the black and white form of a shaking child, concern furrowing his brow. 

Ranboo looked up, a scared, no, terrified look etched in his face. Ranboo tried to wipe his tears away, flinching at the pain. 

"I-" Ranboo could barely stay sitting up with how hard his body was violently shaking. "I ne- eed to y- you to l- lo- lock me up- p, p- please." More tears spilled out of his eyes, and Sam immediately dropped to the ground at those shaky words. Sam carefully put 2 of his arms behind the shaking figure next to him, trying to offer support. Ranboo flinched at first, not comprehending what Sam was doing. But then he fell back into the arms, letting them hold him up.

"Why would I lock you up? What ever happened with the books you signed doesn't warrant being put in the prison?" Ranboo tensed at the words, but Sam couldn't tell if it was the mention of the books, or the prison that caused Ranboos reaction. "Ranboo, seriously, what's wrong? I promise I won't be upset if something happened." Ranboo just shook his head repeatedly, and pulled his knees closer to his chest. 

"You k- know how I have a r- really bad me- memo- memory?" Sam slowly nodded, and Ranboo continued. "Well, I've been hav- having these l- long periods of t- time that I don't remember anything, and and and," Ranboo paused, and took a deep breath. "And my tools have been used, and things are missing, and I don't have anything wr- written down in my memory book." Ranboo looked cautiously at Sam, how nodded gently as if to say 'go on'. Ranboo swallowed. 

"A-and I'm, I- I think I've been helping D- Dr- Dream when I'm like that…'' More choked sobs mixed with enderman sounds echoed on the walls, and the vibrating particles buzzed like angry bees in Sam's ears. He could hear his heart beating louder in his chest at Ranboos fearful confession. But Sam pushed down the shock, and tried to comfortingly shush the boy. 

"Shhh, Shhhh, it's gonna be ok Ranboo. You obviously didn't want to h-"

"I blew up the community house Sam." Ranboos' voice sounded resigned now, his body and brain exhausted from the panic that still coursed through the kid's body. Sam didn't know what to say, he looked stunned. Sam had been on the server for a long time, longer than most of the people who now inhabited this world. He had memories of the community house, before all the wars, all the chaos and pain and violence that plagued the Dream SMP. When he'd seen it had been blown up, he had to mourn for a bit, mourn the symbol of a more peaceful past.

"And Dream gave me one of Tommy's disks. At- At least that's what Dream told me. Or his voice. I- I don't know what's real anymore anyway." Ranboo said the last sentence in Void, too tired to even notice that he was slipping into his native tongue. Sam retracted his arms, still shocked. Ranboo noticed the loss of support and just laid his head on his knees and closed his eyes, not really caring what happened next.

"Ranboo…" Sam trailed off and they just sat in a tense silence. After a couple seconds Sam shook his head to clear it. "Ranboo, what do you mean Dream's voice?"

"I hear his voice in my head s-sometimes. He usually tells me what I did, where I hid evidence, what I'm doing wr- wrong." Ranboos body was still tense, but he was eerily still and quiet in contrast to how he was a few minutes ago. Then Sam felt Ranboos red and green gaze meet his, urgency in his eyes." Sam, you need to lock me up, I can't be allowed to do anymore harm. I'm too dangerous. Please Sam, please, you have to, it's the only way. I can't stop it on my own, I don't know how." Ranboo was crying again, his face tightening in pain. "...please…" Ranboos' voice cracked, and he hung his head again, not even reacting when Sam carefully wrapped all 4 of his arms protectively around the half enderman.

"I'm not gonna put you in the prison, Ranboo. You're a kid." Sam's voice was tight with anger at Dream, at the server that had told these children that it was somehow their fault, and that their slip ups were worse than all the adults' slip ups.

"But I can't be trusted, I'm going to hurt someone, I can't hurt anyone." Ranboo leaned against Sam anyway, yearning for comfort, even if he thought it was gonna the last time he'd get it.

"There are other ways to make sure you don't do something bad when you black out. We'll figure it out, but I'm not letting you in that prison. You're just a kid." Sam reached around Ranboo and got out his comms. "Is there anyone I can ask to watch you to make sure you don't run off until we figure out a better system? If not I can stay with you for a bit." He looked down at Ranboos split colored hair, the boy curled up in his embrace.

"I don't know, I- I don't want to bother anyone." 

"Ok. But you're not bothering anyone, you're asking for help. How about this, you're staying with Techno and Phil in the snow biome right now, right?" Ranboo nodded hesitantly. "I'm going to message them telling them that you're with me, and you might need someone to watch over you for a couple days. We'll figure it out from there, ok?" Ranboo stirred slightly. a soft him of agreement came from the boy, and Sam smiled slightly as he typed out the message to Technoblade and Philza. "You're going to be ok, I'm gonna to help you. You're safe now." Slowly Ranboo dozed off in Sam's arms. After a bit Techno showed up at the prison, looking concerned, even though he still stood with the confidence of a man who could blow up nations without a second thought. The Blades face softened when he saw Ranboo sleeping peacefully in Sam's arms. Sam looked up and smiled.

"Good, you're here, my arms were going numb." Sam joked quietly, then he carefully stood up softly shook the enderboys shoulder to wake him up. Ranboo blinked as he tried to wake up, but he was still exhausted and sleepy. 

"Sam? What's happening?" Sam smiled.

"Technos here to take you home, is that ok? Ranboo nodded, and stumbled over to Techno, and leaned his tall frame against the pigmans slightly shorter one. 

"Keep an eye on him, ok? Things just got more complicated, and he doesn't deserve to be put through anymore then he already has." Sam looked worriedly at Ranboo, who was already falling asleep on Technos shoulder.

"Uhh, ok?" Techno looked confused, but carefully lead Ranboo away from the prison to the nether portal that's would take them home. Sam watched them go, then turned around and re-entered the prison, his face hardening as he made his way to the center of the prison. He needed to have another chat with Dream.