#can wr please. stop making content out of children

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why is filming your autstic child for internet clout the new trend

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3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers - Lecture 3 “Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children”  - Chapter 1

This is the first chapter of lecture 3 titled "Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children"

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(Translator note: GinTsu action let’s go!!)

There was a man who could only be seen as a suspicious person. 

He had long, carelessly grown hair and he was wearing some kind of pointedly designed sunglasses.

Such a man was standing under a tree planted behind the gym.

No, he wasn't just standing there, he was constantly reaching for a certain branch.

When looking at the branch, you could see that there was a white piece of cloth stuck to it and he was reaching for it. The triangular white cloth did not look like pants at all. 

―but at this point of his observation, Sakata Ginpachi, who was on his way to the school building in the morning, decided that the man was a suspicious person..

Ginpachi, who had gone through the back gate instead of the main gate and headed for the back of the gym as a shortcut, spotted the man.

The man ― to tell the truth, actually appeared in the manga as the Toyako Hermit, but here at Gintama High School, such achievements are irrelevant.

A man who is not a member of the faculty of Gintama High School is reaching behind the gym in the morning for what appears to be a pair of pants caught on a tree branch.

More importantly, there was also a large black bag under the man's feet.

‘Panty thief,’ Ginpachi thought.

He also thought there probably was a lot of underwear in that bag, so he called out to him.

He was suspicious, so of course didn’t speak kindly to him.

“Oi, what the fuck are you doing?”

The Toyako Hermit's shoulders quivered, and he looked back at Ginpachi. The frightened look on his face deepened Ginpachi's suspicion.

“You Panty thief!”

“Eh? No, You’re wr - “ He was about to say, "I'm sorry," when Ginpachi started to furiously run towards the Hermit.

Arrest of a suspicious person → His reputation goes up → He gets a reward bonus, right? 

It was a simple chart that led him to this action.

Seeing Ginpachi's sudden attack, the Toyako Hermit fled in a panic and his escape was faster than he had expected.

“Hey, Wait!” Ginpachi yelled.

Just around the corner from the gym, a teacher appeared.

Nice timing for a female teacher wearing a white coat and a miniskirt! 

"Tsukuyo! Get him! He's a pervert!” Ginpachi shouted to Tsukuyo.

Tsukuyo didn’t say anything, but she understood and made a move. 

She quickly stepped in front of the fleeing man, grabbed him by the wrist, and threw him violently to the ground. When Hermit was slammed into the ground with a thud, he simply fainted.

"Ah, yeah! You did it!" Ginpachi said, stopping by Hermit's side. The Toyako Hermit stretched out on the ground, his eyes white and fully unconscious.

“That man, ..who is this person?” Tsukuyo asked. 

“A panty thief,” Ginpachi replied and smiled, pointing to the spot where the Toyako Hermit had been standing earlier.

"See how those pants are stuck on that tree branch over there? He was reaching for it."

"Uh, are those ......really pants?" Just when Tsukuyo was looking at him doubtfully, the wind picked up. The white cloth, which had been caught on the branch, was blown into the air.

"Oh, ......?" Ginpachi lifted one eyebrow.

The cloth that flew in the air was not pants by any means, but just a handkerchief.

Actually, there is a big difference between a pair of pants and a handkerchief.

"Ginpachi, are ya sure yer not just making hasty assumptions?" Tsukuyo said. 

No. ...... No, no ......," Ginpachi said, gulping. “Don't jump to conclusions. You can't be too optimistic, because when I called out to him, he freaked out and ran away."

Yer had just simply taken him by surprise, hadn’t ya? The reason why he ran away might be ‘cause you tried to attack him without even questioning him,” she said and Ginpachi couldn't argue with her.

However, it has not yet been determined that Tsukuyo’s theory was correct.

"No, no, no, no, he's a pervert. There's bag’s probably full of underwear!”

"If yer so sure, why don't ya check it out?" Tsukuyo said and Ginpachi went to get the black bag that seemed to belong to the Toyako Hermit. Tsukuyo and him opened it together. 

What came out was a white coat, a stethoscope, and something that looked like a penlight - in short, a set of medical instruments used by doctors.

“I knew it,” Ginpachi smirked and nodded. “This guy was a pervert who liked to dress up as doctors. Yea, you were right to beat him up.”

“No, ......,” Tsukuyo said in a calm voice. “He's not a cosplayer, he's a real doctor, isn't he?

“Eh, for real?!”

“Aaah ...... What day is it, by the way?” 

Ginpachi replied, and Tsukuyo nodded.

"Hmm, no doubt about it. This man’s a real doctor. Because today’s the day of the physical examination and health checkup,” Tsukuyo said and pulled out a printed sheet from her skirt pocket.

The printout was a monthly schedule for the staff, and today's column was indeed labeled as "Third Grade Physical and Health Examination’. Next month, Gintama High School was scheduled to have a sports festival. The purpose of today's physical and health checkup was to check the health of the students before the sports festival.

“Apparently, this man was an officially hired doctor from our school.,” Tsukuyo continued. 

“An officially hired…,” Ginpachi muttered and looked back at the Toyako Hermit stretched out on the ground. He wasn't dead, but he also didn’t show any signs of waking up.

But then again, if this guy doesn't get up, of course the physical examination won’t take place. It was inevitable that there would be an uproar, "What's going on, why hasn't the doctor come?”

That was not good.

This was a very bad situation.

He mistook him for a suspicious person and she knocked him unconscious by violently throwing him. ...... They won’t get away with it. 

Ginpachi took out a cigarette from the pocket of his lab coat, put one in and lit it. Then, after exhaling the first smoke, he said:

"......Tsukuyo. You're doing a terrible job.”

“What?”

"How dare you violently injure a doctor who came for a checkup without even bothering to confirm his identity?"

“Ginpachi…”

“I know what you're going to say. You're going to apologize to the principal and you want me to come with you, right?

“Ginpachi…”

“Don't worry about it. It's just a collegial(/friendship) thing. You're the one who's to blame, but I'll follow up with you to make sure your crime is as light as possible.”

“Ginpachi…”

"Well, let's get on with it. Let's go to the principal's office right away. Confess your crimes.” and as he turned on his heel and started to walk away, two kunai pierced the back of Ginpachi's head with a thud.

"Wait a minute," Tsukuyo's voice said.

No, no, no, you're the one who has to wait!" Ginpachi shouts as he pulls out the kunai stuck in the back of his head.

"Tsukuyo, do you realize we're in a teacher's setting? You should at least use chalk or something!"

"I don't care about the settings right now. Do ya understand the situation? How dare ya to blame me for yer sins?"

"No, I don't give a shit. You're the one who threw him over."

“Ya the one who told me to get him!”

“I told you to get him, but I didn't tell you to throw him over your shoulder and knock him out!"

“If it weren't for yer terrible misjudgment, none of this would have happened in the first place!”

"But it's not just my fault, is it? Isn't it about seven to three parts your fault too?" Ginpachi said in a softer voice.

“Ya think a third is my fault?”

"Hmm. I mean, you're the seven." Just after saying that, Ginpachi was hit by countless kunai and pinned to the wall of the gym.

...... umm, relax, Tsukki," Ginpachi said with a pale face. (Note: he says the exact same thing as in that one scene in Courtesan of a Nation Arc … Un, ochitsuite, tsukkī)

“Well, if I'm the seven, can we at least work together on a plan? The doctor who was called in for a checkup was mistakenly knocked unconscious. ...... I think this is pretty bad, don't you?”

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Goshi Kaneshiro SR

2019 ー Eye Line [アイライン]

Part 1

Yuta and Goshi are about to watch a movie together. 

‘Drinks, check! Popcorn, check! Did you turn off your cell phone? 

Then the movie will start now ~! Applause ~!!’, Yuta announces all excitingly. 

‘......’

‘Eh ~? Gochin, where’s your applause?’ 

‘You do. More importantly, why do I have to watch a movie with you at this time? If you want to watch it, do it alone. See you.’ 

‘Eh ~!? Wait ~! Then there’s no meaning to it. I prepared this movie because Gochin said that he didn’t see it before… The movie is really interesting! You didn’t watch it yet, and It’s a waste to not watch it!’, Yuta tries to convince Goshi to stay.  

‘Who knows? I’m not interested in pirates. In the first place, why do pirates wear such flashy make-up and talk so much. The productions too are all exaggerated, I don’t like it.’

‘Wrong! This movie is about pirates, but that’s not all to it! It’s a royal road fantasy, an exciting great adventure! Lots of romance is also waiting!’

‘Even if it is, it’s for children.’ 

‘Aah, Gochin, you blockhead ~! When it’s about an interesting movie, being an adult or child has nothing to do with it, right!? Anyways, the story is great, the cast’s performance is amazing, both the costumes and the production are cool, it’s a must to watch!’, Yuta goes all out to keep Goshi with him. 

‘Ashu, you are too close. Get off me.’ 

‘Uuuh…. Because Gochin didn’t listen to me! You always say that any experience will be part of your life, and yet ~! Liar!’ 

‘Haa…. you’re persistent…’

‘Ne ne, let’s watch it! This movie has great music too, the background music is the orchestra’s strength. Besides --’ 

‘It’s good. Let’s watch it this, let’s watch it that… Let’s start. If you keep talking like that, it will be morning’, Goshi finally gives in. 

‘Alright ~! Then… play button on, and start!’ _______________________

‘Haa~ …. That was interesting! I didn’t even have time to eat my popcorn ~ 

As I thought, you can watch a good as many times as you want. And, Gochin, how was it? What do you think?’ 

‘Well…, it’s not bad.’ 

‘Ee ~!? What’s with this reaction ~! I thought, you’d like it more…!’ 

‘.... ‘

‘A--ah, even though I wanted to watch the sequel with you…’, Yuta laments. 

‘...Sequel?’, despite his lukewarm reaction, Goshi’s eyes go wide at the mention of a sequel. 

‘Yeah. So far there are five parts, so four left?’ 

‘Hee….’, Goshi smirks. 

‘Oho? Are you interested!?’

‘Not really… Rather, I’m going to sleep. We have a photoshoot tomorrow morning.’ 

‘Oh, right! Let’s brush our teeth ~!’ 

‘......’ _______________________

The next morning. 

‘Good job, Kaneshiro-san. I’m very sorry, it’s quite busy but is it possible to do the meeting for the next interview now?’, Tsubasa asks. 

‘Yeah.’

‘Thank you very much. Some contents of the questionnaire you received beforehand were changed and…, eh?’, Tsubasa trails of in the middle of her sentence.  

‘What’s wrong?’ 

‘No, it’s…’ 

‘Haa?’

‘I’m sorry, it’s just I am a bit worried… Kaneshiro-san, isn’t the atmosphere different than usual?’ 

Part 2

‘I don’t think so. Nothing’s changed’, Goshi replies. 

‘But… I can’t exactly say what it is however, somehow… I feel like you have a sharper look than usual.’ 

‘It’s nothing, it’s just your imagination. Leaving that aside --’ 

‘Sumisora-san, are you worried? If that’s the case, should we blur the eyeliner a bit?’, the hair and makeup artist suggests, having witnessed the talk. 

‘Eyeliner?’, Tsubasa doesn’t understand what the colleague means by it. 

‘No, that’s wr-’, but Goshi doesn’t have a chance to intervene. 

‘I see, it’s the eyes that give off the sharper look!’, it dawns on Tsubasa.

‘Yes. As Kaneshiro-san wished, I gave the eyes a little bit of a stronger look’, the hair and makeup artist explains. 

‘Hm….’, Goshi can’t say much at the moment. 

‘If it’s like that, I think, as it is now, it’s good. The power of your eyes is more enhanced, it’s really cool!’, Tsubasa compliments him. 

‘How about trying to shoot the next CD jacket with this kind of makeup?’, she asks further. 

‘Wrong, today’s only by chance that… Geez, let’s stop with the makeup talk. And, what’s with the questionnaire --’

‘Fufu, I just overheard something interesting’, Kento uses the chance to enter the conversation. 

‘....Aizome?’ 

‘Say, Goshi. Could it be, you are copying the movie you watched with Yuta yesterday?’, Kento says without holding back. 

‘Ah? What are talking about?’ 

 ‘Don’t play dumb’, Kento sees right through him. 

‘Tsubasa you also saw it, right? The pirate movies. Because Goshi said he didn’t see it yet, Yuta seems to have forced him to watch the DVD but… The protagonist is characterized by a dark eye line, right? [The bright-looking Caribbean Pirate], wasn’t it. Because it’s cool, you are attracted by it, am I wrong?’ 

‘.... Stupid. It’s not, I don’t really think like that.’ 

‘Heh, really?’ 

‘Why should I lie.’ 

‘Well, Goshi… After you and Yuta separated, you watched the movie one more time in your room, in the middle of the night. A movie party by yourself, was it fun?’, Kento can’t help it but tell the truth to tease Goshi. 

Part 3

‘You, did you look into my room without asking!?’, Goshi is not pleased at all. 

‘Bu…’

‘Ha!?’

‘Oho, bull’s-eye? Did you really just watched it once?’ 

‘!?’

‘Hee… how cute, Goshi. You look like a kid.’

‘That’s… don’t screw with me, Aizome!!’ 

‘I’m not, Goshi, you dug yourself your own grave. I’m not doing anything. Though … I did imagine it a little bit.’ 

‘Damn you…! You piss me off!’, Goshi lets out exasperated. 

‘K-Kaneshiro-san, please calm down…!’, Tsubasa tries to ease the heated atmosphere. 

‘I’m back ~! Al-right, let’s change, let’s change …’, in the very moment Yuta comes in. 

‘Move, Ashu!’, Goshi only has a short order for him. 

‘Eh, what? Why is Gochin in a bad mood --…, oh? Gochin! That makeup, could it be the pirate’s one!?’

‘Wh-...’

‘Waah ~ So cool ~!! It looks really, really good!!’, in an instant Yuta changed the atmosphere. 

‘As expected, Yuta also noticed? Goshi, the pirate’, Kento adds. 

‘Of course! The power of the eyes, the mood, it’s perfect ~ ♪’ 

‘......’

‘See? Good for you, Goshi.’ 

‘.... Shut up.’

‘Eh? But why the pirate makeup? Isn’t today a shooting?’ 

‘No. Goshi seems to have watched that movie once more, in secret from Yuta. And….’, Kento comes out with the truth to the confused member. 

‘Geez, don’t say anything more’, Goshi gives up. 

‘Eeh ~!? Was it after you returned to your room?’, Yuta is visibly surprised about this information.

‘How mean! You should have invited me!’ 

‘Damn it, …. enough with this talk.’ 

‘No! I mean, to put on such an uninterested face, Gochin, didn’t it have an impact on you! Man ~, why can’t Gochin be honest?’ 

‘....Don’t make such an ugly face.’ 

‘Hee, it’s because Gochin is into it, I’m happy! After all, we have to do movie night with all five parts! Hey, Kenken and Tsubasa-chan too, let’s watch it together’, Yuta excitingly suggests. 

‘Don’t decide for yourself. By the way, Sumisora, the prior talk about the interview --’ 

‘Fufu, you came across a good movie, right, Kaneshiro-san’, Tsubasa has to chuckle at the situation. 

‘Don’t look at me like that!’

END 

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Kauê do Nascimento/Yuto Nasukimenuto

優翔ナスイキメヌト

Dorm: Ramshackle

Age: 18

Grade: 1st Year

Birthday: January 1

Club: Football

Favorite Class: P.E., Swimming, Animal Languages

Least Favorite Classes: All Magic

Skills: Amazing learner. Can devote himself to a subject and earn high marks the entire time, only if the subject interests him. If not, he averages around A’s and B’s. He also is able to most likely speak many of the languages from Twisted Wonderland within a few months. Also picked up a little bit of English from Isagani and French from Rook and Yuu. Is a bit of a Rugby nerd, and loves to play the sport, but doesn’t speak about it most of the time.

Regarded as generally smart, handsome, and likable from the rest of the school, he has many a suitor come to him, to his ignorance. Only time will tell if someone will grab this bachelor.

Yes, he is dissatisfied with the lack of rugby in the school, but everyone will come together in due time.

Right?

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For a long time, Kauê has been a bit of a troublemaker. Venturing out of the house as a child into the jungle, playing near streams and rocks just a bit to sharp, and near areas no one should enter lest they be killed.

At a young age, he has always liked exploring, looking around and seeing nature thrive. But, this all ended once his family moved to the city for his budding career.

His father and mother sold clothes for children in the town to feed themselves. After a while, they saved enough to get a factory to make the clothes. Mother focused on jewelry and pants, father focused on gowns and shirts.

This culminated in them moving into São Paulo. The wanderlust never being lost. But, in a city so big, where could he even go? He didn’t like the smell or sounds of the city, and hated smoke whenever a car breezed pass. He eventually crumpled into himself. Becoming more reserved and quiet in school.

He went to a convention once. His entire life changed in an instant.

A Japanese kid from Tokyo transferred his school as a exchange student. He was the center of attention for the entire stay, and one of his best friends before appearing in Twisted Wonderland. He and the friend would talk about anime, manga, the forest, rugby, and so much more.

This inspired Kauê to learn Japanese and to live in Japan. His father hired a private tutor to teach him Japanese. Day and night, tirelessly, he reviewed textbook after textbook, page after page, committing the radicals into his mind, committing the strokes for the kanji, memorizing both the hiragana and katakana. Tirelessly, he continued to study his passion.

And, on one day, he was able to travel to Japan as an exchange student! He and his friend spoke nonstop about the trip and where he would be staying. He made it to Okinawa safely, visibly glum at the fact he couldn’t meet his friend again. But, he didn’t let that stop him! He went to school and became an overachiever just for this moment.

Nervously, he stood up straight and greeted the students to mixed reactions of surprise or indifference. After, he was chatted up by everyone for the first day there. Yet, one person stuck out to him. A young man gazing outside the window, which was currently covered with a bush, ignored the buzz all about him. He was content to lie there and just stare.

The first meeting with Takeo was a bit awkward to say the least. In passing, they only greeted each other one-sidedly by his end. He didn’t understand why until he talked to him. The others dismissed him and held gossip of Takeo. He was busy doing some gardening work on some plants near the schools garden when he saw him. Watching, he saw as sun fell to the horizon, and Takeo still squatted down, finishing adding fertilizer to the patch of dirt.

Takeo asked after what was so interesting, and Kauê replied “I don’t know. You just gardening just felt so peaceful. I would love to garden, but my green thumb isn’t all that good.”.

He met Isagani by chance when he was passed out on the ground. Always charitable, he helped move him to a place with shade, and tried to cool him down to the best of his abilities.

After, it is stated that Isagani would rather admit murder than talk about that troublesome incident again.

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Takeo & Isagani: Close friends and general troublemakers, Kauê appears as the parent to both of the said unruly children please don’t let them know I said that and the angel to any teacher unfortunate to have the pair of them together. Sadly, they truly underestimate the power he has over them. One time, he led the tree of them to paint a mural on the brick walls of NRC because Isagani said it looked “too professional” and “dreary”. A pop of color really helped out in the end! Luckily, an escape route was in place for them to escape, but they always seem to get caught in the end damnit Yuu-.

Vil: He actually models for a living now due to Vil somewhat scouting him. Just after the chaotic Ceremony again Vil took a good look at Kauê and was like “Yeah, he is a model. Even if he doesn’t look the part. But he has nothing on my looks.”. He dismissed him until Yuu introduced him. Although Kauê explicitly stating that he wouldn’t like his secret reviewed, Yuu told Vil that Kauê would like to get a job in media. He thought it over before deciding to help him start out. A few gigs here, some jobs for spare change, and helped him out in working to get madols.

They know each other professionally, but Vil has stated he would like to work with Kauê in a movie one time.

Mitsuhiro: The fox fae from a land farther away from The Valley of Thorns, he has his eye set on making this man his partner. He has tried many ways of courtship, yet they all seem to become nothing but plain kindness to Kauê when being flirted too. Doesn’t help he unconsciously flirts back.

Radulf: A friend he made in

Silver: Reminds him of Radulf. He helps carry Silver around with Kalim if they have anywhere to be. Both Takeo and Isagani follow because why not. ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

Kalim: The two are in sync most of the time. If Kalim has a bad idea, Kauê encourages him to do it.

Jamil: Unabashed hate. This man has made his job 10x more difficult than it needs to be. Tolerable when alone though.

Yuu: The kind housewarden of Ramshackle. He tanks them greatly for aiding them. Also helped them set up their phones, and told them that they are using the schools budget technically, but that Crowley also has, like, a ton of money. Like, over 2 billion!!! Maybe. Mayhaps. Anyways. The food and living expenses are planned out, and most of the time, Yuu uses their allowance and job money to pay for the food. He helps chip in with the groceries from time to time.

Yuuken: The true daddy of the group. Can keep everyone in line and make them beg follow. He helps out everybody. Everybody. Everybody. He has aided Vil in carrying stuff for his Theater Club. He has helped Ruggie in taking care of Leona. He has helped Jamil in restricting Kalim. He he the best boy.

Jonathan: Nice, but absolutely terrifying. Has nothing else to say. Nothing at all. ♪(´ε｀ )

Jacob: ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ ✌︎('ω')✌︎ ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )

The textbook definition of a narcoleptic, and a Manic Pixie Dream Boy when awake, he is absolutely terrified of him and Jonathan. They have some air to them, something the others don’t feel. Or maybe they do but they chose to ignore it…