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raid3r-r4bbit · 2 years ago

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my grandma's little ewok dog has fleas and I am now covered in flea bites and my leg hair is makimg it worse but ive never shaved my legs before so I dont even know how do do that i feel like I have fleas can humans get fleas? How do I not be itchy? I have no anti itch anything and it's 2am and I can't sleep because I'm so itchy but I have work and a dnd campaign tomorrow thay i havent finished my character sheet for and lost my dice for and im so itchy please help me before I bathe in acid. I would like to remove my skin please.

#i dont want to shave my whole body but i fuckin will #i just realized i forgot i have a bunch of leftover stuff from work today that i forgot #i have so much shit to do and i feel like a crackhead #can i hypnotize myself to not be itchy #can i suck the flea juice out of the bites #i want to invent a time machine to go back and completely obliterate the flea ansestory and vanquish them from existence #why are bug bites even itchy? its antihistamines right? can i take normal antihistamines and not be itchy #im gonna try that? maybe it works?

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