#can i have snails instead of this compulsive liar

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

I ✊🏻 need ✊🏻 to ✊🏻 speak ✊🏻 my ✊🏻 mind.

It's about Edward Cullen (I'm talking about the book one - in my opinion, Eclipse movie Edward is pretty reasonable at times and he can speak his FUCKEN mind.)

Let's be honest for a second here. When I finished New Moon, I had this funny feeling that it's about to go down. And not in the good way. And Lord behold, I wasn't completely wrong.

I am sorry, but if you think that Eclipse movie Jake is BAD, you haven't met Eclipse book Edward yet.

You can't expect me to love a melodramatic, compulsive liar who manipulates the main character, just because she's into him??

In the first two chapters, I've read through around three conversations between Bella and him and dear fucking Lord, I had to put the book away every five minutes just because Edweirdo irritates so damn much.

I get what he's trying to do... But fuck me, he's doing it in the worst ways imaginable. Edward keeps Bella in the dark the whole time, instead of informing her about Victoria (WHO WAS THERE THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF NEW MOON AND JAKE PROTECTED BELLS, LEMME REMIND YOU, BOYS), Edweirdo just tells Charlie he and Bella are going to Florida (when Bells specifically asked Edward to keep his fucking mouth shut because she and Charlie had just have a big argument) which causes Bella another argument with her head just after he told she can freely move in Forks and FORBIDS BELLA FROM SEEING JACOB.

LET THEM TALK IT OUT, HOE, STOP IT. IF THEY'D TALK, THEY MIGHT NOT BE SO PISSY FOR SO LONG. IS IT ABOUT THE WEREWOLVES OR ABOUT YOUR FEAR REGARDING JACOB ROMANCING BELLA, HUH?

SIT YO BITCH ASS DOWN AND PRETEND IT'S NEW MOON, I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU BREATHE, BLINK AND GOD FORBID YOU FROM SPEAKING-

Anyway, I'm only at the fifth chapter, dudes. :) Expect some ranting about Edwin in the future (and I think Jacob might be a fuck ass in the book too, I don't remember it honestly). @missdictatorme