#can i bonespost on here?

[data-ex-machina]

*pan across a starship, slowly zoom into the Archaeological Anthropology deck of the ship*

*we see Dr. Temperance Brennan in her Science Blue, sporting 2.5 pips as a respectable Lt. Com.*

*we pan over to Booth, wearing Command Red, the 3 pips of a Commander on his collar; but funnily enough, he has Zero™ authority while he's assigned to oversee a science department*

*and finally, sitting off to the side, we see Sweets, wearing the perfect outfit for any spacefaring counselor: a tight dress with a low v-neck 💖*

[b0neless-gh0st]

Cursed Mcyt x Reader  (Ur dead)

By: B0neless-gh0st aka Ashter, Im not so proud of this. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You were being dragged through a forest, u dont know how u got here, and u dont know where u are but all u know is u cant move.

Ur head is being repeatedly smashed against fallen branches, they clearly arent caring if u get hurt.

 Speaking of “Them” who are they??? You can see faint outlines of three men, one of which is dragging you.

Your head hurts alot, what exactly happened? How did u end up here? Your memory is foggy…

Your vision slowly comes back but its still so dark, where are they even taking you?? You ask yourself. 

You can hear faint mumbling but cant seem to hear what they are saying, u assume its something about you.

When they finally reach the site you realize they were dragging u to a graveyard, wait...why were they dragging u to a graveyard?! Ur not dead! Will they bury u alive? Whats happening??!!

Soon they stop and look down at u, when they realize ur awake they Start talking among themselves.

The graveyard is very dimly lit but u can make out the faces of two of the people, they appear to be men, ones wearing a white round mask with a painted black smiley face on it, you cannot make out the color of his sweater.

The other person u see, is a dude in a red and blue shirt, looks like not off supreme, he has clout goggles on and u can faintly hear his voice which is very british. 

The masked man walks over to you and picks u up while the other two walk over to an empty grave, you think they already dug it earlier in preparation. 

Soon u are tossed into the grave and you start to panic, Are they gonna bury u alive? Do they not know ur not dead??!! 

Soon u are covered in dirt, but u stop panicking, because u arent suffocating like you thought you’d be….whats up with that??

You soon realize u can float….how??? How can u float…

Then u realize u were dead the whole time and u were just still in ur body until now, you were always dead. Did they kill you? Probably….Maybe it was the mysterious never seen man… 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Taglist under the cut

Taglist: @daylghtmellohi @bonesposts (Tagging u because i wanna bless a curse upon thee)

[cherry-crown]

hi im ur dumbfuck parent & im here to bail u out bc i got a bunch of money from setting a bank on fire that one time so u dont rlly need a lawyer i can just bail u out if u want

I feel so loved right now/p

Ha suck it @bonesposts I’m out of jail bitch!!!

Also @amintyworld Can I still like to sue Cam please???