#can claus please explode already i need to wipe him from the timeline i despise him he makes me skin crawl hes stinky

[cjaus]

I think Claus is a gift giver. I mean that in a derogatory way.

Listen to me..,,,. for his entire life (what he can recall of it) his worth as a person has been chalked up to what he can give. What he can provide to the army, and by extension, Porky. The only way he's been able to impress is through extravagant gestures. So what does he do when faced with someone he actually gives two shits about impressing? An extravagant gesture of course!!! boom🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧 i got you a real ass penguin you wanna date me so bad. why are you screaming