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CAMP NANO DAY 14
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Bruce was going to regret coming to the watchtower today, he could tell. He could already feel the headache coming on.
"Okay, okay, next round! Fuck, marry, kill, billionaires who aren't total assholes! Michael Holt, Simon Stagg, and Bruce Wayne, I'll go first!"
Today's meeting was listed as team bonding. Playing preteen girl games was not what he'd had in mind.
"Oh you know I have to go with fuck Bruce Wayne, I mean, have you seen that man? He makes himbo look hot—"
Dick's not-so-silent laughter from his spot next to Bruce was not helping things in the least. If he didn't love his son as much as he did, and if he wasn't 100% sure Cass and Damian would murder him in his sleep if he did, he would have silenced his oldest one way or another after the third time he nearly fell out of his chair from laughing so hard.
"I'd have to say fuck Holt, marry Wayne, and kill Stagg, Lois would kill me if I said otherwise," Clark answered thoughtfully, though the smirk he was failing to hide bellied his amusement at the entire situation.
I should have kept the lead lining in the cowl, Bruce thought darkly as he fought not to glare at the Man of Steel while Dick finally succeeded in falling off his chair. The rest of the League, sadly, were already used to Nightwing's eccentricities and gamely continued on as they were.
"—marry Bruce Wayne so I can seduce his fortune from him—"
The Dark Knight had to exercise his iron self control to keep himself from groaning out loud at that comment. Please, for the love of Alfred, will someone pick to kill me?
"I honestly can't decide if I'd want to fuck Brucie or marry him more, they both have their advantages—"
Finally, it was his son's turn, and Bruce's dread grew by leaps and bounds. He knew that grin. He knew Dick was a full grown adult, but the urge to ground him had never been so strong and the younger man hadn't even opened his mouth yet.
"For reasons I will not be disclosing at this time but might possibly include the nickname potentials, I would fuck Mike, marry Brucie, and kill Simon. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!"
And then it was his turn. Bruce shot his son a Look, before turning to the rest of the League. Pretty much everyone else had gone already, and the urge to decline participating in this round was strong, very strong, but then Hal Jordan opened his mouth and issued a challenge. And if there was one thing raising so many kids had instilled in him, it was the inability to back down from a challenge.
"So, tall, dark, and scary, what'll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets, seduce his money from him like Plastic Man? Maybe you'll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here. Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what d'ya got for us?"
And Bruce—Bruce thinks about it. It's been years since he first joined the League, he's gone on countless missions with these men and women, trusted them to watch his son's back when he couldn't, and he finds his decision already made for him. Plus, there's another thing raising so many kids had given him—comedic timing. Discreetly checking to see if Dick was still recording, even after his mishap with the physics of sitting on a chair properly, Bruce turned to stare the Lantern down.
"Jordan, I have no desire to fuck, marry, or kill Bruce Wayne, either literally or figuratively."
Bruce could see the protests forming at the tip of the pilot's tongue. Clark diligently tried to suppress his own laughter while Dick was staring at Bruce in amazed glee. Before Hal could properly express his protests, Bruce reached up and removed his cowl, working his hand through his sweaty hair in annoyance before turning a deadpan look on the man, one eyebrow raised in a pale imitation of Alfred's Look.
"I trust you can understand why?"
As the collective members of the Justice League burst into shocked screeches of denial and protest, with Clark's warm chuckles and Dick's own roaring laughter acting as counterpoints to the background noise, Bruce couldn't help but smirk. He still felt a headache coming on, now from the noise rather than from the meeting itself, but overall, he can't say he regretted how it had turned out.
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So this one came from a pin I saw on Pinterest, which I sadly have not been able to find the original Tumblr thread for, about the League playing fuck, marry, kill with pre-identity-reveal!Bruce lol I read it out loud to my boyfriend, who ended up laughing as hard as I was, and he told me I should write it, so I did! ^_________^ If anyone wants to send me a link to the original thread so I can link it here, that'd be amazing, cuz I want to properly credit the people who inspired me to write this in the first place ( ◜‿◝ )♡
Also, I feel like I've been saying this a lot recently, but I apologize for not posting yesterday, I had a really long and fun day out with my boyfriend and ended up having neither the time nor the desire to write anything by the time we got back home ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯ before he flew out here, I hadn't seen him in a month, and before that, it had been almost a year, so I'm making the most of the time I have with him (;^ω^)I don't think that's too much to ask for, but I also feel horrible about not writing and posting as much as I initially wanted to this month. I figure, by explaining myself to y'all, it might make it easier to convince myself it's truly okay to take time for myself and my boyfriend, y'know? 乁( . ര ʖ̯ ര . )ㄏ that's the hope, anyway lol
Have a good morning/day/night, everyone!
#batman#dc comics#justice league#pre identity reveal!Bruce#crack fic#fanfiction#Nightwing is part of the Justice League#the only people in the league who know Bruce's identity are Dick and Clark#batman au#rated m for language#i dropped a lot of f bombs in this one#haha oops#sorry about that#fanfic#Michael Holt is a real DC character#so is Simon Stagg#i know next to nothing about them though#camp nanowrimo 2023#camp nano 2023 day 14
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camp nano april 2023 final report;
WIP #1 -> elizabeth's recovery
draft stage -> zero drafted
scenes -> 50/50
goal word count -> 10,000
final word count -> 23,037
time -> 13.78 hours across 9 days
status -> done; queue pile for re-outline
to learn more ;
links related to elizabeth’s recovery -> pinterest | spotify | tumblr tag | outline post
elizabeth’s recovery taglist -> (send an ask regarding elizabeth to be added to or removed from the elizabeth’s recovery taglist)
WIP #2 -> fear of you
draft stage -> zero drafting
scenes -> 14/70
goal word count -> 10,000
final word count -> 6,791
time -> 5.17 hours across 4 days
status -> not done; queue pile for camp nano july 2023
to learn more ;
links related to fear of you -> pinterest | spotify | tumblr tag | outline post
fear of you taglist -> (send an ask regarding fear of you to be added to or removed from the fear of you taglist)
tags to follow or block ;
p; camp nano update | wip; elizabeth’s recovery | wip; fear of you | u; winnieleighwrites
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📝 Camp Nano 2023: Day 14
Holy shit. I'm nearly at my goal. This last week has been all about Spin Cylinder and the week before was all Project Aria. I'm not sure what's coming next. I'll let my brain and my muse figure that one out.
I'm heading to the beach for a week on Sunday and I'll have my laptop with me, but I'm not sure if this is going to be a write-all-the-time situation or a not-write-at-all situation. I'm also not sure how online I'm going to be, so I might be here posting constantly or I might vanish for a few days.
This book is a fucking trip. Yesterday was all blood kink and late night drug times. Today is basically cute coffee shop AU without the AU. Still no idea what shape it's all going to be. At the moment, it's a series of vignettes, each under a thousand words, that are happening in chronological order but aren't like...novel-y?
Anyway. My favourite line of the day is...
The music is the kind of industrial metal people fuck and break bones to in films, but it always soothes you into a tranquil state.
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camp nanowrimo july 2023: day 12-14
word progress: 19,516 / 40,000
hey soooo i've kinda forgotten to post camp nano updates here. oopsie lol. i've been just barely getting my daily word count each day because the section i've been writing is quite painful and sad. and the words for it haven't been coming super easily.
but as of today, i'm just about through this section and almost done with act 1 of project garden! also almost half way through my 40k word goal! i expect i won't be finished with the draft when i reach 40k words, but that's fine.
my favorite quote that i wrote today:
"Even after all that had happened in that terrible evening, I still had [name] by my side. Despite feeling like I had fallen so deep into the darkness of despair, his hand would be there to lift me out into the light. Despite everything, life could still be livable, everything could be okay, as long as he was there. We were each other’s anchor to all of the wonderful things that life could offer, a reminder to one another that the world was still beautiful even after certain events made us doubt."
(technically from yesterday but shhhh)
#camp nano july 2023#camp nano update#camp nanowrimo#nanowrimo 2023#nanowrimo#writing#writeblr#writer
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