#cammora chronicles

[coffeeinthebackpack]

I know we all love Nino and Kiara but goddamn I just read a Remo x Kiara fanfiction and now, I can't get the pairing out of my head.

[lighthousepigeons]

[Suspect on the run challenge]

Remo: Suspect's wife fled the country because she'd rather be a fugitive than be married to him.

Matteo, stops running:

Matteo: Suspect's game is so bad, he had to kidnap and Stockholm syndrome a girl to be his wife.

Remo, stops running: Fuck you, asshole!

Matteo: You're not my type, asshole!

[bennettxgemini]

🍎kiara falcone

—the good outweighs the dark

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Remo: I miss Nino.

Kiara: Well, you still have me.

Remo: It's not the same, Kiara. I can talk to Nino about the things I can't talk about with you.

Kiara: Okay, like what?

Remo: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.

Kiara: REMO!

Remo: See, I can't talk to you.

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Nino: I thought you were decorating for Halloween.

Kiara: I am.

Nino: You're just hanging pictures of Remo.

Kiara: You said you wanted scary decorations.

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[Nino helping Savio and Adamo study]

Nino: Okay, how many states are there in America?

Savio: Nine!

Nino: No-

Adamo: Dumbass! There's eight because Pluto isn't a thing anymore!

Nino:

Remo: If you weren’t my brother, I'd kill you.

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Fabiano: Just do one thing for me.

Nevio: Of course! Anything for you, Fabi. Name it.

Fabiano: Stay away from Aurora.

Nevio: Name something else.

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Remo: No.

Kiara:

Remo: What have I told you about batting your eyelashes at me?

Kiara, sadly: It only works on Nino, Savio and Adamo.

[lighthousepigeons]

Savio: I wasn't that drunk last night...

Remo: You called yourself ugly.

Savio:

Savio: Oh.

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Kiara: So you're human? Like one hundred percent actual human? I've heard scary things about you guys.

Nino: Of course we are! Aren't we?

Savio: What's a human?

Remo: Can you eat it?

Kiara:

Nino: *Sighs*

[lighthousepigeons]

Remo: Don't worry, I'm fine.

Nino: You were stabbed!

Remo: I've been stabbed before.

Nino: It's not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!

[lighthousepigeons]

Kiara: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Savio: Even better!

Kiara: ......What did you do?

Adamo, holding up a chicken: Here!

Savio: His name is Luca.

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Leona: What kind of sounds annoy you?

Fabiano: Are we talking about real sounds or imaginary?

Leona: Hmmm, let's say imaginary.

Fabiano: Spiders wearing flip-flops.

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Nino: We all know you're inlove with him.

Remo: I'm not inlove with Luca, shut up.

Nino: I never said who.

Remo:

Remo: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

[lighthousepigeons]

Matteo: *Walks in on Isabella and Nino playing chess*

Matteo: Interesting.

[Later]

Isabella: What do you want for dinner, dad?

Matteo, staring at the wall: Loyalty.

Isabella: Don't do this.

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Savio: Merry Christmas, here is your gift.

Gemma: Thank you, Savio.

Gemma: *Opens the gift*

Gemma: Uhhhh.....

Gemma: Savio, this is a framed picture of you....

Savio, winking: That's right, only the best for you, Kitty.