#camjuri

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They’re enemies to problematic wives your honour

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Not the traditional post but I wanted to share

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Juri: Bro- Cammy: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Cammy: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Juri: So you like cats? Cammy: Yeah. Juri: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Cammy: So the other day I sent Juri out to get us some gas. Cammy: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters. Cammy: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur Cammy: … Cammy: I love them so much.

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Cammy: You're giving me a sticker? Juri: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Cammy: I'm not a preschooler. Juri: Fine, I'll take it back Cammy: I earned this, back off!

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*Cammy and Juri skipping stones on lake* Cammy: It’s such a beautiful evening. Juri, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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*Juri comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Cammy’s bedroom.* Cammy: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Juri: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Juri: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Cammy: ...

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Cammy: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Juri: It was autocorrect. Cammy: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Juri: Yes.

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Juri: Talk dirty to me~ Cammy: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Juri: Wha- Cammy: The economy is in shambles.

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Cammy: Is something burning? Juri: Just my love for you. Cammy:Juri, the toaster is on fire.

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Juri: *angrily presses Cammy against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Cammy: ... Cammy: Are we about to kiss-

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Juri: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Cammy: All the time. Juri: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Cammy: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute. Juri: Cammy, that’s gay. Cammy: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

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*Cammy and Juri looking at a locked gate into a park* Cammy: Aw. :( Juri: You know what they say. Cammy: Please don’t- Juri: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Cammy: Frick-

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Juri: Are we fighting or flirting? Cammy: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Juri: Your point?