#cam says shit

[random-lil-illing]

i had a vision,,, asexual dps fans what do we think

[civetside]

more funny doodles!!! this time harrow nova version

[raindrvq]

rest in peace Dallas Winston, you would've loved Eminem.

[okaydyke]

Halt and Catch Fire: Yerba Buena

[elkkiel]

*dreamy sigh* hi II 🫠

brought to you via II's insta

[sexologii]

Leah being “concerned” there are alliances 😭 it’s day 28

[godsfaultycreations]

this is what happens when i have too much time on my hands and i act on impulse. stuff like this gets created - cam :]

yes. we took a bit of a break because holy shit school. yes i made an impulsive decision and made whatever this abomination is.

here's another version please forgive me

thank you for being patient with us as we continue to prepare content <3

[rarestdoge]

Yo Doge! I'm just walking by to ask you something silly, how would your toppat oc react to this scene?

I'M SO SORRY HE HAD TO REACT THIS WAY HE'S FUCKING STUPID 😭😭😭

[mermaidsirennikita]

I just don't think an author should edit the racist (or otherwise problematic) shit they wrote out of an edition of their book, let the other editions go out of print, and not at least leave a note acknowledging that they made the edits because they wrote something problematic and they apologize, but if you're buying this book you should probably know that it had content you may find offensive.

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

[biteyoubiteme]

can you guys tell I love angel or devil?? the amount of times i’ll put it into my fics is limitless

[mintflavoredfemurs]

Dude I forgot the newsletter would like. Ask for your name and favorite food

Toby you gave me the spooks for a moment there

[raindrvq]

me when i said i was gonna do my homework like 5 hours ago and im just now starting it 😇

[howtokillavampire]

I love my mutual so much every time I see a post on my feed that I reblog I have to excited scroll to the top and see which one of my precious most dear chronically online comrads decided to grace my existence with the horrors of tumblr

[themissingnumbers]

Can we ask who may be taking these questions perhaps? You seem pretty chill lol

"Ahhhh yeah I figured that'd be the first question asked.

fair, fair.

Here- wait gimme a second-"

The monitor; the main one used to display the desktop- It flickers off flashing between white and black for a few moments, like the cable fell loose. It suddenly flashes green and then flicks to camera footage- the quality isn't too unlike the other monitors... are they using a drone?

it takes a second or two to focus, and when it does-

You're able to make out the figure on the other end.

They shrug, you could almost hear a smile in their voice when they respond

"Who's to say?"

They chuckle, closing their hands shut, you can barely see slight movement near their wrist, crawling up onto their knuckles. They rest their hands on their stomach not too long after, as if they were waiting for it to finish.

"Ha. But really, you can take a guess at this point. I'm not gonna pull cryptic bullshit like most other fucks. We're chatting one on one eh? Might as well get acquainted proper."

They hang for a second, seeming to be thinking of what exactly to say next. How hard is it to answer who they are?

"Alright, listen, don't technically gott'a name to give, but I tend to go by Green." They gesture to themselves up and down, if you squint hard enough you can see a scrambling movement on one of their hands as they do so, and they stop almost immediately, holding their hand up to their face and muttering something that the drone couldn't pick up, however it does pick up the slightest

"piii"

It seems to climb onto the mask not too long after what you can only presume is its complaint, after, it doesn't take too long for Green return their attention back to you.

"Sorry 'bout that-" They chuckle "-Don't wanna fling my little guy around. Oh- I should introduce him too." They scoop the little green strand off their mask, and you can hear just slightly a few more "pii! pii pii!!!!"s as they do. They then hold their hand up real close to the camera for you to see him in his full glory

"This,"

"Is PiiPii"

The creature seems a little miffed by this exchange, you can only assume it sees you as a threat by the way it puffs out the glands on its head, and the fact that its little tail seems to be rattling. It's likely due to the design on the drone, so you can't blame it. It makes the slightest hissing noise, and Green pulls it back.

"Sorry 'bout 'im, 'think he's a little hangry right now. Happens to the best of us y'know?" They very gently caress the caterpie's head with their forefinger, you can hear just the slightest of chirps emanating from the small thing before they move their hand to let it climb into their hair.

They turn their attention back to you once again.

"Alright, introductions outta the way, any more questions, 'sisstant? or should I say 'sisstantsss?"

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[pinkhysteria]

cory's consistent take throughout and after the game that he doesn't give a shit about any childish comments made about him but cruelty towards america is where he draws the line, yeah he's so real