#calm down muscles

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Somebody got a bath and blow out and is looking disturbingly grown up and mature 😭

[catravandece]

i am not gonna be an arcane spoiler free blog jsyk.

ACT ONE THOUGHTS!!!!!!

caitvi #confirmed feels exactly like when catradora went canon in the she-ra finale i dont even care that they went from together to divorced in the same episode i have faith in this team and this writing. bring it one

plus lord knows i love me some morally grey women so commander caitlyn fucked up in grief hell bent on revenge is FEEDING ME

wet cat vi era next week lets gooooooooooooo

not only that but we also have jayvik divorce i truly am living

viktor is!!!!!! SO SPOOKY!!!!!!!!! love that for him i stan a weirdo king

someone else who loves vi!!!! maddie nolen you are my angel

sevika's new arm is hilarious god we fucking needed that humor. such a great scene i love my club handed wife

loving this ekko and jayce alliance i'm happy everyone is getting to know each other now :) doin science

and as usual all the songs slap. i will absolutely be listening to this soundtrack while i drive 2hrs away to a job interview in 3 hours lmao

[evermoredeluxe]

she needs to be STOPPED (x)

[colonthreedotexe]

god i hate that my brain constantly randomly panicks about any and all medical issues where i’ll hear about some super rare medical danger and then my brain will take a bunch of either super common or imaginary symptoms that i do have and then go “you’re going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning!!! you’re going to die in 20 seconds if you fall asleep!!” and then i’m too nervous to fall asleep and then i’m tired and nervous and being tired and nervous ends up kinda closely mimicking the symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning and then next thing you know i’m panicking even more and it’s a spiral

[hanakihan]

man you have no idea the sheer DESIRE to write something about Titanic esque chulwoo AU

The main drill is that Sungs come from a rather wealthy old noble family (courtesy of Ashborn as their predecessor being royal knight or smth), Jin-Woo is a next heir while Jin-Ah studies to become a doctor (or a nurse depending on timeline it happens im not even completely sure with setting but probably og titanic vibe mixed with Korean Idek wheeze) and parents send them on a cruise ship for vacation (and in hopes jinwoo will meet nice noblewoman or any woman since sungs are pretty chill about bloodline)

Then there’s Jin-Chul who’s a ship engineer/captain in training courtesy of navy captain on pension Gun-Hee. Gun-Hee comes from rather humble background but managed to reach rather prestigious position of first navy and then civil ship captain but now he’s on pension, and this man is an example to Jin-Chul that you can reach your dream despite your upbringing. Jin-Chul himself also comes from rather humble background on verge of poverty but money and fame never fascinated him, but ships and sailing did. When Jin-Chul was assigned on Gun-Hee’s ship as a new engineer, Gun-Hee saw talent in boy and unofficially took him under his wing teaching him to be a captain. Then Gun-Hee left (or honestly more likely was forcefully dismissed) and Jin-Chul got assigned as one of engineers/coal workers on this giant ship, but Gun-Hee still sails under his own name as a trader or smth like that.

Cue sailing day and at evening Jin-Woo excused himself since noble parties bore him to death and anyway, evening is beautiful and sea is calm. Wandering around he stumbles upon Jin-Chul doing small repairs and who nearly hit Jin-Woo in nose with his elbow because he came too close without announcement. Jin-Chul stiffly apologizing because he knows how annoying nobles can be but is surprised when Jin-Woo is the one to apologize for being so careless and invites him for an apology tea or coffee since compared to other choices Jin-Chul seems as a perfect company thanks to his sharp tongue, wits and knowledge.

Some day of cruise pass and they become rather close friends, Jin-Woo visits Jin-Chul in lowest decks which surprises everyone here and they have a rather nice drinking and dancing session, while in turn Jin-Woo helps Jin-Chul to sneak in 1st class deck so they can chat and play chess in peace of room (and so he can introduce Jin-Chul to Jin-Ah). Jin-Woo even tries to gift Jin-Chul his sapphire brooch so he can sell it for nice sum of money and get his own ship or even open his own company or smth, but Jin-Chul politely refuses, satisfied with their friendship.

Cue disaster night. Now think about captain being an incompetent prick (maybe even on levels of Costa Concordia captain damn) and fucking up entire probably miss into sure hit (even if Jin-Chul risked it and asked people to follow his instructions despite it being a big ass discipline insubordination but no one really minded because people saw that captain gives shit orders) but since bridge was still under captains command, instructions contradicted, but it still allowed a graze hit rather than direct one. So yea this gets worse, Jin-Chul was in section that suffered from impact and got tore, barely got out of here along with most of his men. Seeing how fast water fills decks he tells people to go higher and himself runs to find Sungs or other people he knows. Apparently he finds panicking Jin-Ah and through dangers of ice cold water and falling construction manages to cross paths with Jin-Woo until they got separated again. They manage to get out of sinking shell that nearly becomes their coffin (because he promised Jin-Woo to take care of and save Jin-Ah no matter what goddamnit), Jin-Chul manages to place Jin-Ah on some drifting wood before starting to sink because of cold water.

Now, I’m a sucker for happy endings despite shit looking really bad, so let’s say Jin-Woo with others on safe boat manages to find shell shocked Jin-Ah wrapped in Jin-Chul’s coat, pointing at water and trying to say something with her teeth chattering and managing to say that he’s drowning, Jin-Woo saying ‘not on my fucking watch’ and jumps after, managing to grab him and drag on surface, man is absolutely freezing with lips blue and not really conscious but still weakly breathing.

ANYWAY they safely get back on shore, they all get medical treatment, Jin-Chul earns himself pneumonia (well fuck his sailing dreams ig), Sungs’ gratitude for saving their children and a fucking trial because captain blamed entire catastrophe on lower deck crew defying his orders and following engineer’s ones and that’s a big ass crime in navy. Things ain’t looking good because they want to prosecute him in shortest time to give people answers who’s the guilty one, Jin-Woo is really ready to throw hands with people, Jin-Chul’s patient explanations through coughs ain’t helping because no one can confirm accuracy of his words and that’s when Gun-Hee himself enters court saying smth like ‘maybe you should interrogate deck staff too to hear what commands captain was giving’ and then our sir proceeds to destroy this captain‘s whole career. Jin-Chul is cleaned of accusations and becomes a sort of a good example semi-legend, but thanks to extreme colds diving he now can’t sail on long distances but fear not Gun-Hee invites him to work for him since Jin-Chul is out of commission and Jin-Woo once again gifts Jin-Chul a sapphire brooch but this time asking if Jin-Chul will share future with him. Jin-Chul honestly having ??? reaction while Jin-Woo with the most deadpan face asks ‘You seriously think I’ll dive into cold waters of ocean at night to drag you on surface and then using my body warmth to keep you alive if i didn’t cared about you???’

[failfemme]

i want to feel better in the morning that would be so swell

[howlw]

been actively going through psychosis, unable to leave the house or sleep bc i constantly feel like someone is going to murder me

[queerlycarter]

incredible how i can be in excruciating pain that has me nauseous and writhing

and then sleep. and wake up with zero pain in that same area

[imperfectcourt]

The heartbreaking realization that I keep not being able to write this story bc it has no end game or direction, just a dumb concept. And while I am in support of "does not need a plot, write for fun" my brain will not allow me to work that way

[crayonurchin]

During ComicCon I really like talking to folks that come buy at my table. I play my character Sudsy, and I have a costume for her. It's a medieval short blouse, my flat cap, hair in plaits, a sparkly necklace, long fluffy pink skirt and a green corset that gives me mad curves, with a belt of tools.

I am well endowed in the chest department. I am aware I give Jessica Rabbit vibes like this. I am not dressing this way to look sexy, I am dressing this way because I really love how it looks, and it makes me happy.

During the con, one of the men at my table saw me flex, and called me Muscle Mummy.

... I told him stop but kept smiling cuz it took me a minute to process how gross it made me feel.

And I started to think- well what did you expect? You're wearing a super curvy corset that makes your boobs pop up and you were flexing your biceps- of course people are going to sexualise you, you can't be upset if you're making it happen.

Then I remembered when I was 12 I had a group of men shout at me to give them a blowjob, because I was already 5'7 with double D cups, and I know damn well I wasn't asking to be sexualised at that point with my body or my clothes.

ANYWAY the point of this is even if someone is dressed in a way you find incredibly erotic, you still ask before saying any kind of shit like that to them.

And I am not at fault for wanting to dress for myself

[sarasa-cat]

Partner just returned from the pharmacy that is oh so conveniently a short indoor walk (via interconnected buildings) from the ground floor level of the place we are staying for the next week+. All sorts of cold remedies and cough drops plus a vaporizer ("facial sauna" is what it literally says on the box --- lololol) but best of all: a megabox of 100 packets of Samahan "Tea" (which is an intense herbal tea mixture that is spicy and wonderful whenever you have the slightest hint of a cold --- and I can never find it in North America so stocking up is a THING whenever I see it when not in N.Am.).

[mvnces]

and if I make it canon that decker, despite being healed, still is sensitive when it comes to his left arm that was injured? what then?

something about injured, reactive dog something <3

[dreamlogic]

doctor gave me a prescription for a muscle relaxer to help with chronic post-hysterectomy pain and. i wanna cry holy shit, i took the first dose last night and it helped so much. i got a full 10 hrs of uninterrupted deep sleep and woke up soft and wiggly and relaxed instead of gasping in pain. i wanna get up and do YOGA.

[sunarctus]

Thought I didn't see you lookin' Sergeant? 🤨😏

[dandyshucks]

it's frankly absolutely ridiculous how much imagining F/O with me calms me down when I'm on the verge of panicking

[imwritesometimes]

pro tip: if you've just done 11 miles in 45 mins on a stationary bike, maybe wait a little bit before you do 40 squats