#callie's octo harem

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Quick link to another short thing I wrote, this time inspired by some people in discord. The idea started with Callie hugging Octolings and devolved into Octolings going limp like a cat grabbed by the scruff of its neck because they're touch starved.

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[justanothersquidblog]

Hey Nintendo so you were cowards to not let Callie have her octo girl harem back up dancer gang well I made them for you bye pay me

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meanwhile, callie and her octo harem:

How old are the enemy octos???

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just got two posts back to back abt callie and her octo harem. I need to draw her now

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Sick Day

Blue and Pit were in bed, staring out the window. While everyone else was playing, they were stuck in bed with a high fever and the sniffles. Despite stating otherwise, Peach shook her head and told them they couldn’t go until they felt better. The only person in the room with them was Joker, who was shaking his head.

Joker: Tell me again why you guys ate that ice cream off of the floor?

Pit: It’s free ice cream on the floor! You mean to tell me you’d let it go to waste?

Joker: It really isn’t all that worth getting sick over.

Blue: You don’t understand, Joker. It was cookies and creme. That’s like, one of the top tier ice cream flavors! It was totally worth it!

Pit: Dang right it was. (fist bumps Blue)

The two cough, and Joker groans.

Joker: Well, lucky for you two, I put in a good word and got you someone who’ll stay with you while you’re sick.

Blue: Dr. Mario?

Joker: Nope.

Pit: Lady Palutena?

Joker: She’s at the hot springs with her harem. No, I got you someone way better.

As he said that, the door opened. Callie rolled in on a lab table wearing a nurse outfit, with Agent 3 pushing it from behind.

Callie: Someone call for a doctor?

Pit & Blue, blushing: C-Callie?!

Callie: Joker told me that you two weren’t feeling well, so after finding a nurse outfit, I figured why not come over and stay with you guys until you felt better. Even Agent 3 wanted to help out!

Agent 3, who was actually dragged into this: ….Whatever…(crosses her arms)

Callie: So who wants me to check on them first?

Blue, rising up a bit: W-Well, since you know more about Inklings, you should just do me first.

Pit, rising a bit: But, since I’m an angel, getting sick is way more lethal for me!

Callie, placing a finger on their lips: Shhh. I’ll just take check up on both of you at the same time.

She began to do the typical doctor checkup stuff, such as checking their pulse, and whatever else doctors do when they check up on patients. The whole time, Joker was eating a burger while Agent 3 was staring blankly at the whole ordeal.

Callie, massaging and feeling Pit’s wings: Well, your wings feel healthy and look the right color. You must be getting a lot of exercise, huh Pit?

Pit, blushing and looking away: W-Well, I do a lot of fighting. Y'know…gotta slay the underworld army for Palutena. She’s my Goddess and everything

Callie: Ooo. Someone’s putting in the work. I like a guy who works hard!

Pit has the anime sequence when an arrow goes through his heart and he blushes more.

Callie, feeling Blue’s hair: Hmm…Your tentacles feel a little more mature than the last time I felt them.

Blue, blushing: T-The last time?

Callie: Yeah! You and some of the other Inklings were at Octo Valley and you fell asleep. You looked so peaceful while you were napping that I just touched them! They were way softer before! You totally matured!

Blue has the anime sequence when an arrow goes through his heart and he blushes more.

Callie, now looking at her clipboard that totally has notes on it and not doodles: Okay, boys. Looking at this information I’ve gathered, and the unusually red color to your faces, there’s only one thing to do. (turns to face them) Give you two…the special treatment.

Pit, thinking: A healing song?

Blue, thinking: Some of her cooking? 

Blue and Pit’s thoughts, coming together: Or is it….?

Their conjoined thought bubble pictured Callie slowly leaning toward them for a kiss. The result of this thought was Blue and Pit blushing even further as steam came from their ears.

Callie: ….MARIIIEE!!!

Blue & Pit: (tilt their heads in confusion)

Marie, walking in: What is it?

Callie: I need you to give them the special treatment.

Marie, with a blank stare: On it.

Blue & Pit: (To themselves) This doesn’t seem so bad…

Marie: (pulls out a human sized needle, now grinning) 

Blue & Pit: (sweat drop)

As Marie came closer with the giant syringe, the two began screaming in fear. Agent 3, along with Joker, had fallen asleep. Callie was now listening to music on her headphones, deciding for Marie to handle this part

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Blue and Pit were laid out in bed after trying to put up a struggle of not getting the shot. Despite being two of them, Marie was able to easily hold them down and give them the shot. They couldn’t feel their arms afterwards, and were slightly tired due to the medicine effects. Agent 3 began rolling the doctor supplies away.

Marie: Okay, Callie. Call me again when you need me. I’m gonna go work on my mixtape. (leaves the room)

Callie: Thanks again! (turns to Pit & Blue) Well, that shot should help you two feel better quicker.

Blue & Pit: Thank you…

Callie: If you need anything, just shout.

Blue & Pit: Thank you…

Callie: And one more thing…(kisses both of them on the cheek) Make sure you two get better soon, okay? (winks and leaves the room)

Blue & Pit: (eyes are wide open, surprised that that just happened)….

Joker, clearing his throat: Yeah, you two are welcome…guys?

Blue and Pit: (already fainted with blushes on their faces)

[justanothersquidblog]

hey guys you wanna talk about callie and the back up dancer octos/octo harem

[justanothersquidblog]

i must draw callie and her octo harem

they call for me

[justanothersquidblog]

I need to know more about the octo harem. Pls dump all the info you already know about them I'm begging

Some general facts as a group:

They are all in love (eventually)

Were all a squad before Callie, but were sorta put off consistent active duty due to their commander suddenly DIPPING after the calamari inkantation

They all had crushes on this commander coincidentally (maybe they'll meet her again.. last time i heard, she went into the metros to start her solo career in dj-ing...)

They didn't really get along until Callie came along, to which they all began to fawn over her eventually, and then, each other

Now some individual stuff

Ingrid:

She is, the least happy, originally, about being part of the dance crew. She is the worst dancer. But she's trying her best.

She thought it was gonna be a promotion to become an elite octarian, she's really proud about being a strong soldier

Makes her awkward at everything else

She got her scar from running into a wall (is designed to look the most like a rival octoling in game)

After going to the surface she sorta has a slow crises over who she is, feels like she lost her purpose

Would get into tabletop games during the surface

Dadcore in terms of outfit and energy (de-facto leader)

Thinks Callie is enemy material at first, but then is sorta, overwhelmed, cause 'prebby womn;;;' and 'KIND prebebyowmemn,,'

Splattling Main

Mira:

Very big sister like and can be very doting to her squad, but also equally devious, cunning, and mischievous. Uses her smarts for terrible deeds

Very good at make up, and is encouraging to Ingrid's attempts while also getting under her skin at every other chance

Outwardly Flirty

Technically smartest and wisest of the group, usually thinks at least five steps ahead, but I can't say she uses this power for practical good. Usually just uses it to harmlessly mess with the people around her.

Unironic Diss-Pair fan.

Octobrush Main

Cynthia:

Very doubtful of everything so it results in her being very nervous and finnicky

Secretly into romance books (it's Marina's shoujo manga, no she does not know this)

Cynthia was short when she was younger and suddenly hit a sudden and extreme growth spurt. She has never gotten used to this, making her rather awkward

She's slightly afraid of Sasha. At least for a bit.

Somehow is the best dancer (when she's not thinking about it)

Carbon Roller Main

Sasha:

So Girlfail it's amazing. She tries to be so cool but she's not. She's so lame. She tries to flex in front of people a lot. Figuratively and literally.

Wants to learn how to learn how to skate board

Tried to rebrand herself as 'ROCK' because, to quote her, "NOTHING IS TOUGHER THAN A ROCK". She then proceeded to spell Rock multiple times. She is as dumb as one.

Has a bit of a vendetta against Cynthia for a while because she saw Cynthia's growth spurt and was very jealous

Range blaster main solely for the flames but fights much better with the tetra dualies.

[justanothersquidblog]

For the octo harem, did any of them ever expect to reach/escape to the surface? If so, what was their original plan?

ohoh man none of them quite expected things would turn out the way they did lemme tell you- see in my timeline of things- Callie's whole concert was meant to be just for the octarians (with the backup dancers as her, well, backup dancers) but when things started to muck up with the NSS Octavio made the concert a battle against Agent 4 as well- sidelining the back up dancers a bit for safety while Callie and Octavio fought Agent 4.

They watched and were revealed to that Callie was brainwashed and seeing their idol, their friend, leave after being so hurt for so long.. they kinda realized to themselves that they had no idea what to do next. no idea what they wanted next.

in the grand scheme of things, all they prepared to amounted truly to nothing.

first they were soldiers but every time they felt like the war they were fighting for was real it turned out to be all for nothing (and their enemies have started to be not enemies at all)

then they were dancers for a girl who they grew to idolize but had just as many fears as them-

what did they want now in this moment of complete freedom and reckless opportunity? they couldn't chase after just callie. who knows how she felt about them now? it was all up to them and what they wanted. there was no plan.

..and they decided that going to the surface, just for the chance, sounded wonderful- as long as they did it together.

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I am like a feral little beast right now. I must headcanon now:

Pearl has date boys and girl but Marina is her only wife

Both are monogamus (Callie probably had an harem in opposition)

They both are opposite, has much in apparence than mentality. Still they are complice.

Pearl is really independant, at some point she leave their manor to find news inspiring song and music, marina notice when she did not have her usual "kiss good stream" and the house was too calm... ways to calm.

Marina was worry sick when she notice.

She was upset when Pearl came back but particulary because she was scare she would not come back.

Pearl is really relax about her relation with Rina, she know she would never hurt her. Marina is a bit more anxious (but it's in her nature)

If you think about it, pearl give alot to marina. She is rich AF but she love giving marina what she need so she don't have to worry.

Pearl dislike when marina is worry actually.

Marina is Moronsexual and pearl is SO SO DUMB

Marina still have this vision from dictatorship of a stable life with a marriage and children. She never felt attracted to thoses idea until pearl.

Pearl is really aware of Marina wish for marriage, she want to ask her to be her wife.

Pearl hate seeing marina struggle with her past. She would do anything to support her through hard time. Hug, kiss, long talk...

Marina hold pearl and carry her around like a puppy or a purse. Pearl is okay with it.

If marina could hold pearl 24h she would, she never get tired of hugs.

Pearl confess first by accidentally tell it on live tv "you know I love you"

Marina saw pearl sing on the top of a montain and it was love at.first sigh

Pearl fall for Marina really slowly but also really hard. Like insanely in love and devoted.

Pearl kiss marina first

Theory: Octarian are terrible cook.

Pearl lost her licence... twice

Pearl would spoil marina

Marina would groom pearl

Dishonest seem surprising but remember: Marina did not tell pearl she was an octo

Pearl would steal all marina long shirt and jacket even if too thin and small for them

They both are really accepting of the others default and issues.

Marina use all petnames she can think of

Pearl is the big spoon which is funny cause she don't even get close to fit marina in her. Marina love the intention tho, being hold when sleeping

If marina don't sleep with pearl around, she might have nightmare. Pearl presence calm her.

Nsfw from her:

Marina is submissive and she adore it from pearl

Marina hide her bite mark with her tentacule.

Marina would fuck with her tentacule pearl.

Pearl being rich AF she would be a dildo fucker having a whole armory of them.

Pearl would also fuck like a rabbit, jackhammer style but quick

Marina is the nasty one

Pearl tend to really leans into "Let's make love because I am in love with you" where marina is more like "I need you to fuck me... now !"

Pearl would be LOUD

Marina has heat periods, she would fuck with pearl 4 times a days everyday if she could.

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What do the Octo harem think of Yon(Agent 4)?

And while we’re at it, what do they think of San (Captain 3)?

They find San VERY DISTURBING most octolings from the Octarian Military too! Whether they left or stayed! Like I need to emphasize that San was very scary. Just a little demigod of power that just burst through all of their defenses.

As for Yon! They actually like Yon. They thought Yon was much less intimidating and are appreciative of the effort Yon put into saving Callie, even if it was technichally saving Callie from Them.

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So does the octo harem also get together with callie or is that purely platonic?

They're platonic in the end