#call the police he may havwe annexed our neighbours house.

[vwanker]

hired to hang out vwith my pals cat and take him out on vwalks/feed him/etc vwhile theyre vwisiting their parents for the vweekend, the cat starts panting (unusual action, sign of heat exhaustion) and so i go ovwer and pick him up vwhile saying “right. indoors nowv. youre too vwarm.” and he starts vwalking back tovward the house, grovwling and hissing and meovwing vwhile i vwalk behind him yelling “no! get indoors, youre too vwarm out here, quit your attitude and get your arse in that house!”

finally get him indoors and notice an entire barbecue party next door vwatching me argue vwith a cat vwhile it talks back to me. nevwer met them before. vwont introduce myself. enjoy your party.