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Some resources

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Some memes

made a bunch of lawn mowing memes while procrastinating mowing the lawn

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#1 reason to maintain a clean lawn

Aside from their itchy bites, they can also transmit a number of diseases to humans. https://homesteadpros.com

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CRYSTAL MUSHROOMS

Super tiny Mycena Roseoflava.

Photographed by cyanesense

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Looks like that lawn needs some chem testing, possibly airation and some reseeding

My least favorite gardening task is lawn care. Growing grass is worse than watching water boil, but someone’s got to do it.

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Some helpful pointers

Lawn and Garden Care Tips by Statewide Service Center. The Rhythm of nature is expressed through seasonal conditions and local climates. Garden care is also a year-round rhythmic activity where there is work to be done all spring, summer, fall, and winter. You can make your lawn lush and beautiful with a few simple actions and regular yard care which includes Fertilizing, Watering, Weeding, and Mowing. Why Fertilize the Lawn? Your soil supplies some of the nutrients that turf grass needs, but most soil can’t provide all of them during the entire growing season. A healthy and actively growing lawn uses a great deal of energy. Choosing Lawn Fertilizer: Choose the right food if you expect a healthy, green lawn. The best fertilizer for grass depends on a number of factors:where you live,what type of grass you have,what season it is.The more you feed it (up to a point), the more it grows. Source: https://statewideservicecenter.com/how-lawn-and-garden-care-is-a-year-round-rhythmic-activity/ https://statewideservicecenter.com/shop/bug-killers/ https://statewideservicecenter.com/shop/weed-killers/

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Dedication.

Lawnmower man: Canadian cuts lawn as tornado looms...

Theunis Wessels was determined to mow the lawn even as an intimidating storm brewed behind him...

The Guardian, Mon 5 Jun 2017

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Or pay a kid 65 an hour to cut it for you

How to Maintain Your Lawn Like a Real American

1. Measure height of lawn with measuring stick.

2. Calibrate laser micrometer.

3. Measure height of lawn more precisely.

4. Discover lawn height 0.01 in over HOA-mandated limit.

5. Spot a dandelion.

6. Recover from panic attack.

7. Retrieve lawn mower from storage location.

8. Check mower fuel levels.

9. Check mower oil levels.

10. Fill weed killer tanks on lawn mower.

11. Exit garage.

12. Perform other necessary inspection of lawn mower prior to operation.

13. Put on noise cancelling headphones, sunglasses, respirator mask, and fire-resistant Kevlar pants prior to starting mower.

14. Unfold blades and remove all locking pins.

15. Ensure that there is a 50 ft clear radius around mower prior to starting.

16. Flip master power switch to “On” position.

17. To start mower, twist the fuel cutoff knob 90 degrees clockwise, flip both igniter switches to “On,” and pull the starter cord firmly and vigorously.

18. Allow rotor to reach manufacturer-recommended rpm before takeoff.

19. Circle the neighborhood to gain speed and altitude.

20. Remove safety cover from weed killer arm switch and flip it to “on.”

21. Line up for attack run on your yard.

22. Activate onboard sound system to play “Fortunate Son” at full volume.

23. Release 450 gallons of Agent Orange™ (note: applicable to Home Depot customers only as Agent Orange is the exclusive trademarked signature weedkiller of Home Depot, Inc. Lowe’s customers substitute Agent Blue ™ onto your lawn as well as several adjacent yards.

24. Crack open a celebratory beer.

25. While celebrating victory over the Weeds, clip power line, spiral into the ground and perish in a spectacular fireball.

26. Enjoy the rest of your Saturday!

27. Receive $400 fine from HOA due to playing music at excessive volume outside of normal business hours.

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Maintaining a well-cared-for lawn is crucial for the overall condition of your home. Not only does it enhance the appearance of your property, but it also prevents erosion and soil loss. Additionally, a well-maintained lawn serves practical purposes such as providing a space for recreation, acting as a cover for garden beds, and acting as a natural barrier. To help you achieve a beautiful lawn, we have compiled 10 essential tips that will ensure your grass stays healthy and manageable. With these tips in mind, you can enjoy the benefits of a well-maintained lawn without the worry of it becoming unmanageable, For more visit us.

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More vintage ads

Well, there goes 7 years down the drain.

Popular Mechanics April 1953

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The fact you can just buy a lawnmower, knock on some doors and get paid 65+ an hour is amazing to me

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Bring back old lawn care ads

I looks like everybody is afraid to go near one.

1969

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Large scale landscape design is kinda a vibe

Sometimes my goblin brain just goes: COLLECT about random things that aren’t even collectibles

Things I let myself collect to varying extents: reusable grocery bags (you never have to many! [you can]), pens pens, stickers, nail polish

All of a sudden the goblin just wants these:

An unnecessary number of them in a Rubbermaid box ✨

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I like to think of the grim reaper as a just an average lawn care tech in the 1600’s

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Imagine mowing that with a scythe 💀

Notable people from Northumberland

Lancelot “Capability” Brown

The rolling green hills and still blue lakes of Blenheim Palace’s 20,000-acre parkland are not what they seem.

Lancelot “Capability” Brown, Northumberland’s most green-fingered son, designed every last bit, having workmen move thousands of tonnes of earth to see his vision made reality.

Born around 1716 in the village of Kirkharle, Brown rose from gardener’s assistant to landscape architect.

His naturalistic creations were the envy of the British gentry, and in, an extraordinarily prolific career, he designed well over 100 parks, many of which are still around today.

Born in Kirkharle, Northumberland, he is the world’s most famous landscape gardener.

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Koi ponds are under rated

The Koi Pond