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Do you think, during those seven years, Odysseus imagined what Penelope and Telemachus were doing? To fill the time? Do you think he daydreamed about them endlessly, to cope? Do you think he missed them so bad he was determined to reunite with them again, even if he had to wait for them in the underworld?
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The Eighth Child (~TUA AU~) - Season 4
Chapter 3: Next Stop at The End of Time
Warning: Strong language, mild sexual content, death, talk of addiction
(The Eighth Child Masterlist)
Victoria was scared to walk inside. Partially because the place was condemned and could crumble on them just like when Viktor started having a fit back in the day, but also because she didn't know what to expect. Ben was there and Five said it was her Ben, but what if it wasn't? Last time she had any contact with him, they were fighting for their lives, right before he disappeared forever. It was hard to believe he would simply waltz back into their lives.
All of the doubt and the nerves disappeared the moment she laid eyes on him and realized that was her brother. It wasn't the same as looking at the knockoff Sparrow version, it was a bond that survived time, death, and several ends of the world.
"Ben!" She screamed when the door opened and she ran into his arms crying. "Bennie Boo, I missed you so much, oh my... where have you been?"
"Another timeline," he chuckled and hugged his sister. "Someone told me you married Klaus! How insane is that?"
"I know, I know... it's crazy, but you'll get used to it," she laughed, drying her tears. "You need to meet my daughter, her name is Fortune. We gave her the middle name Bennie."
"That's so sweet... ugh too sweet, you're gonna make me emotional! I didn't think you'd ever forgive me after I made Klaus kiss Jill," he sighed.
"Oh, that? That was a billion years ago, I swear I don't resent you at all for that. It was your chance and you took it, I would've done the same. You need to visit my bakery! The Ben special on my menu is your favorite, torta holandesa."
"With Calipso cookies on the rim?" he chuckled.
"Of course, it's not torta holandesa without Calipso cookies on the rim!" She squeezed him tighter and covered his cheek in kisses. "And when our youngest is born, you have to be there! We'll know very soon if it's a boy or a girl! I have so much to tell you, just... so much."
"Are they always so gross? Good thing she hates me," Sparrow Ben scoffed. "Helloooo, we're all in danger?"
"Oh fuck, yeah," Victoria swallowed nervously, trying to catch her breath. Okay, so what I know is that Abigail, Dad's wife, somehow disguised herself as Sy Grossman and gave us the marigold hoping we'd take it. You're very welcome for that, by the way, we'd be very screwed if I let you do that. Then her plan was that we'd look for Jennifer, who has some sort of anti-marigold in her called durango. Once those two substances interact, horrible things happen... the cleanse. Which from what she said is just killing everyone."
"If it's so dangerous for marigold and durango to interact, that's why Dad locked Jennifer away, which means he didn't know about his wife's plan," Five said.
"He didn't, she said she was doing that because she didn't ask to be brought back to life and blah blah blah," Victoria rolled her eyes. "She created these elements and she wants them to stop existing via the cleanse. In a way, Ben saved all of humanity when his tentacles killed Jennifer and himself that night, this reaction had already started. I remember the glowing rash on his arm, of course he couldn't just leave an innocent girl to be destroyed even though that's what Dad told us to do."
"Good thing I died that once then," Ben tilted his head, thinking. "So the cleanse would be like... a monster that carries the seeds of its own destruction? Kills everyone and then itself?"
"Exactly. Maybe if we got Jennifer to drink some marigold, the cleanse would happen in a contained environment and end this nightmare," Victoria suggested.
"I don't think there is containing the monster, don't you remember what happened the first time?" Luther murmured, giving Ben a look.
"I guess we should first figure out how to get the timelines to merge and leave us with one," Five pinched the bridge of his nose. He was definitely too old to be dealing with that sort of stress.
"Oh easy then," Lila joked.
"There are portals all over the place, we could go down there and try to decode the map. Find a way to shut down the train, anything," Ben said.
"He might be right, we should go down there and see who's in command of the train," Diego nodded. "Let's go."
"Hey guys... I sort of can't," Victoria murmured. "I need to look for Klaus, I think he might have relapsed. We had a big fight and... I need to get him back."
"Can't this wait?" Sparrow Ben grunted.
"No, it actually can't. My husband might be in danger and I don't care if he's a junkie or a germophobe, I love him. I should've never said that him getting clean was the worst thing that happened to me."
"That's harsh..." Allison mumbled.
"Shut the fuck up! I'm already very sad!"
"Alright, we'll go and meet here again ASAP, once we're all together, we fix this shit," Five walked to the door, but Vicky stopped him.
"I need your gun."
"What?"
"I need it, if Klaus is with some sort of dealer or gang member, I need the gun to protect myself and him."
"Unbelievable," he handed her the revolver. "Bring it back without a scratch, that's company property."
**
"I see a huge change in your future, it seems a few people who are holding you down will finally be out of your way... it'll hurt, but you need to let go to make way for your new and improved life," Klaus looked at the tarot cards.
"Should I start the new business then?" The lady in front of him asked.
"Definitely, I see hard times in the beginning, but look," he picked up one of the cards. "Prosperity in the future if you persist."
"Thank you so much," she gave him the payment for the session.
"No, thank you, my dear," he smiled, counting the money.
The lady left and Quinn came in followed by another woman, a beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit.
"Moneeeey!" Klaus cheered. "Here, now you know I intend on paying my debt, so please let me go home. My daughter is waiting, my wife must be worried sick..."
"Nice try, but you're not leaving until the 40k is paid," Quinn grabbed the money. "This is for food, rent, supplies, the stuff you took last night... now you choose, my little star."
He held up ten bucks or a little packet with a couple of pills.
Klaus sighed defeated and took the pills before looking at the woman by the door. "Come on in, let's start your reading, yeah?"
"She's not here for a reading," Quinn chuckled and tossed a strip of condoms at him. "She's here for your other services. Five hundred an hour."
"Wait no no no! I have a wife, I can't do this! I have a family! No offense to this beautiful lady, but..."
"You'll do your job until your debt is paid!"
"Don't worry, you'll like it," the woman placed her hand on Klaus' chest. "I love feminine men, you're so cute."
"So does my wife! I'm sorry, I can't! I can't!" Klaus pleaded while she tried to take his clothes off.
"That's just too damn bad, isn't it?" Quinn huffed while closing the door.
"Too damn bad indeed, too bad you can't take no for an answer," Victoria pointed the gun at him. She had seen that place before, she knew that's where Klaus came to get drugs.
"Who are you?" He raised his hands.
"The wife. Now you can let my husband go or you can go ahead and meet your maker."
"That's cute... do you even know how to shoot? You're some dumb housewife with her daddy's gun."
It had been a while since Victoria experienced that intoxicating feeling, being underestimated because she looked so delicate and docile when she knew she had the power to end that person's life.
"You wanna take the chance?" She smirked.
"You haven't killed a roach in your life, Freckles..."
"Yeah, I haven't," she faked defeat. "But I have killed dozens of people."
Without waiting, she shot him in the head and immediately reached into his pocket to get his gun so he wouldn't try to retaliate in his last moments.
"Piece of shit... girls! You can all go!" She screamed at the young ladies in tiny rooms, probably just as helpless as her husband.
She then opened the door with both guns ready to shoot. The woman, who was still trying to grind against Klaus, let out a yelp and backed away.
"Never touch my man again or I'll put a bullet in your fucking head too! Scram!"
"Victoria!" Klaus was crying tears of happiness, relief, and guilt. "Victoria, my Liebling, my baby! I'm so sorry..."
He ran into her arms and she embraced him too. He felt like a failure for relapsing, but she was ready to help.
"No, no I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said any of that stuff, I should've helped you get over your fear, I should've been more empathetic."
"I should've tried harder, looked for therapy. I also said a bunch of shit I didn't mean, I'm sorry. I yelled at Fortune, I'm such a shit dad..."
"No you're not, you're the best dad ever, you just need help," she smiled sadly. "Tunnie is okay, she's with Claire and Ray."
"So you still love me?"
"Of course I do, I looked for you all night and just killed a man because I love you."
"Help me get clean again? Help me be a better Klaus that you can be attracted to again?"
"Of course," she kissed him softly. "We need to meet the others, there's a whole timeline bullshit going on, I'll explain on the way... but hey! Ben is back! Our Ben!"
"Really? Oh my..." Klaus grinned. "We'll go, we'll go. There's just a place I need to go first."
**
Victoria drove Klaus to the nearest AA meeting. He really wanted to do things right this time.
The moment he entered the room, there was nobody there except for the chairwoman, who was already gathering her things.
"The meeting is canceled," she said. "Nobody's here."
"I'm here," Klaus shrugged.
"Take a pamphlet..."
"What's your name?"
"Stephanie."
"Stephanie, listen, I've been to enough court-ordered rehab to know that if one person shows up, it's a meeting. You might make a motion to adjourn, but I'm not seconding and I've had one hell of a slip, and I'm not leaving until I get my one day chip."
"Fine... sit," Stephanie shook her head, pulling out a binder.
"Well, my name is Klaus-"
"Ah ah, no. If we're gonna stick to the rules, we'll stick to the rules," she started reading from the binder. "Alcoholics Anonymous is a fellowship of people who share their experience, strengths..."
"It's very important, I know, and you've said it a thousand times. I've heard it a thousand times, can we get to the part where we share?"
"The floor is now open for sharing," she tried not to laugh. "You have two minutes! No more than that."
"Wonderful!" Klaus clapped and raised his hand.
"Alright, how about you?"
"Moi?" She faked surprise. "Thank you Steph, I can call you Steph, right?"
"No."
"Okay... powerlessness... it's all there on the first step, little words on the page, but I never knew what it really meant until I screamed at my pregnant wife, screamed at my child, and took her Barbie cash to only then be forcefully pimped out by a psycho who I owed money to..." He sat down. "Before that, I had three years clean, three whole years. The problem was I was trying to do it all by myself. Staying in my safe little bubble, scared of death, scared of life... scared of life and taking it out on the people who love me the most, one of whom is sitting outside by the way."
"Hey!" Victoria waved through the door. "You go, Babe!"
"That's my wife slash sister," he whispered.
"I'm not gonna ask," Stephanie breathed.
"So I'm saying it for the first time in my life without irony..." he took a deep breath. "That my name is Klaus and I'm an alcoholic. I'm also a complete drug addict. And while we're at it, I'm probably also addicted to love, and sex. Which has been tough cause I haven't gotten laid much since I went totally nuts and my wife stopped being attracted to me because I became insanely boring. I don't even know how I got her pregnant again..."
"Hey, I'm so sorry to interrupt," Victoria opened the door again. "Can he get his chip? We really need to go right now! Claire just said she just got visited by a woman claiming to be Grandma who took Fortune away when she wasn't looking. I already called Five, we're going to see Dad."
"Shit, my daughter!" Klaus took the one day chip and ran off. "Thanks for the help, Steph!"
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Summery: Percy and Annabeth are back at Camp Half-Blood for the summer, and Annabeth has something planned (as always).
(a percabeth oneshot that i wrote a long time ago when i had no talent. it’s short but here you go )
Percy Jackson was home.
Well, not ‘home’—he and Annabeth had owned an apartment in New Rome for months now- but Camp Half-Blood would always be one of his homes, no matter where he was. Percy had been back a couple times since they moved, and this time he and Annabeth planned to stay all summer. They’d gotten here the day before, on August 17th, after celebrating a day early with his mom and Paul.
“Look at all the new campers!” Annabeth remarked, looking around. It was just after dinner, and they were walking by the strawberry fields. She looked so familiar in her Camp Half-Blood shirt with her bone sword hanging from her belt that he almost did a double take. He was also wearing his old shirt, and he grinned every time he looked down. It was nostalgic, to think back on the old days when he was a kid here. It seemed almost impossible that he had found this place when he was twelve.
Everyone was getting ready for Friday Capture The Flag, demigods were strapping on armor and pulling out weapons. Percy smiled, warmed by the familiar sight, but he felt a twinge of sadness too. He was no longer a camper here
Annabeth understood, though. She squeezed his hand.
They walked together to the canoe lake and sat on the dock. Percy summoned some water into a heart, then a star, then an owl, before letting it fall back down.
“You know, it's almost your birthday, Seaweed Brain,” Annabeth said, grinning. “Our thirteen year anniversary.”
“Wow. That was the best birthday.”
“Yeah. Remember our first date? The one where you got a little less clueless.”
“Hey! I planned that date in Paris, didn't I?” He pretended to argue.
“No. You forgot about our anniversary, and then we rescued George and Martha, and then Hermes planned it for you.”
“Cold.” He leaned down and kissed her, “I promise not to forget again.”
Annabeth rolled her eyes, but she put her head on Percy’s shoulder.
“Hey, are you hungry?” Annabeth asked after a few minutes of peaceful silence.
“Yeah, kinda.” He replied, startled when Annabeth ran up the dock, coming back a few minutes later with two apples.
She tossed him one, and Percy smiled, catching it. He ran his thumb along the smooth red surface and took a bite.
“Did you know that in Ancient Greece, if a boy threw a girl an apple, it meant he was proposing?” She asked. He looked up.
And stopped.
Because….
There was Annabeth, down on one knee, holding a ring. It was blue aquamarine, set into Imperial Gold. She grinned at him. His eyes widened and he beamed back at her.
“Well, I thought I'd switch it up a bit. So, Perseus Jackson, will you marry me?”
For a second, he was speechless, until he remembered he needed to say something.
“Yes!” He shouted, throwing his arms around her neck and kissing her. She laughed, sliding the ring onto his finger.
Cheering erupted from all around them. Percy looked around in wonder to find Grover, Piper, Frank and Hazel, Leo, Calipso, Clarrise, Thalia and Reyna and the other Hunters, Will and Nico and Tyson and all the rest of their friends. They lifted him and Annabeth onto their shoulders and threw them into the lake. (He was getting really tired of being thrown into this lake right after big moments like this).
Percy let them float to the bottom and made a big air bubble around them, then hugged Annabeth one more time and kissed her softly.
It was perfect.
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