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silverislander · 2 years ago

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so we're playing the high school campaign at dnd tonight and we just recovered this girl's nudes from her shitty ex (read: we broke into his house and stole them back) and

rabbitfolk fighter: we got you your pictures back! neri looked at them to make sure they were yours we are sorry

neri, triton fighter who is aroace and was traumatized: I AM SO SORRY

girl: oh, thanks-

[half the party trying to explain "neri's asexual so don't worry they won't make it weird"]

neri, who has been actively sex/romance repulsed from birth but whose first language is not common: ᶦ ᵃᵐ?

#our high schoolers are so FUCKING STUPID #levi.txt #almost every other party member has a crush on her and we all drink respecting women juice for all meals so it was just.#who is least likely to objectify this girl bc we Do need to confirm theyre hers #dnd tag #neri janno #my consistent dnd trait is 'unfuckable/unromanceable' what does that say about me.#cal is a horrid mean little bastard juno is grieving the love of her life and neri... is neri #they want friends Desperately but nothing more than that hfdjks

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