#cahn twins

[prettybrownelf]

Can ask for transmasc reader and Craig Cahn domestic fluff, like after the epilouge?- im so obsessed with this man and he has like no media its saddening 😭

Domestic Bliss

a/n- sorry for taking a random creative liberty with the readers job, i just thought it'd be cute if the reader was an athleisure designer cause Craig is a gym bro lol

Non MLM/NBLM DNI

Pairings- Craig Cahn x FTM! Reader

Summary- Morning time with the family

Word Count- 473

Content Warnings- Mentions of Shots & Bruises

"No, babe, I can’t get Jason Momoa in the shoot. Be serious!” You exclaim as you reach over Briar's head to reach a box of cheerios.

Craig’s raspy, morning chuckle is music to your ears. He squeezes past you and the twins to gently place River in her highchair. She coos happily as she runs her tiny hands across the flat surface in front of her in quiet curiosity.

“I'm just saying, having him model your stuff would work. TONS on gym dudes wanna be him. You put him in there and you'll be sold out.” Craig explains with a content smile in his face.

Briar and Hazel sit at the dining table with their bowls of cereal, whispering to each other as the daily news plays on the tv in the other room softly.

“Who’s Jason Momoa?” Briar asks. Hazel leans over slightly. “He’s AquaMan…i think.” Briar gives a small nod as she takes another bite of lucky charms.

River giggles as you sit in front of her, waving her arms wildly in excitement. “I told you! She likes waving!” Craig laughs. You roll your eyes at him and feed River her pumpkin baby food. “You treat her like an action figure, Craig.” You laugh.

Before Craig can respond, the distinct sound of the school bus coming down the street makes Hazel and Briar jump up, grabbing their backpacks as they rush out the door. They yell out quick “bye, i love you!”’s as they run out front.

As River takes another bite of her food, the familiar stinging pain of a bruise sends a shock through your upper thigh.

An audible hiss escapes your mouth, not unnoticed by Craig. “Everything alright?” He asks gently, his hand instinctively rubbing one of your shoulders in an attempt to comfort. You nod with a deep breath as Craig holds one of your arms to help you stand up.

“Yeah. got a bruise again.”

“From your shots or from River?” Craig creaks a cheeky smile at you. You playfully hit his chest despite the smile on your face. “Shut up and feed her for a second.”

Craig laughs to himself as he sits down in front of River.

You sigh deeply as you walk into the bathroom, scanning the medical cabinet. The angel of a tiny white bottle pokes out from behind different medicines and relievers.

The bathroom is peacefully quiet as you rub a small bit of bruise cream on your upper thigh. Craig and Rivers' combined laughter sends a rush of euphoria over your body as you cap the bottle and put it back.

Swaying back to the kitchen, you can't help but stand by the door for a second to watch as Craig makes exaggerated airplane noises as he brings a spoon of baby food to Rivers' already pumpkin covered face.

[midnightlee25]

Yandere  Dream Daddy MasterList

Main Masterlist

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Mat Sella

Damien Bloodmarch

Mat Sella & Craig Cahn

Finding out their darling has an identical twin - Hugo Vega

Most delusional to least delusional - Dream Daddy

Character headcanons: Damien Bloodmarch

Would they be friends first or get straight to the point - Dream Daddy

Do they actually call their darling “darling”? - Mat Sella

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Mat Sella

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[vampirthedarkone]

Aged up kiddos edits

[vamps-ddadds]

Pride part 2

[ecstaticasusual]

Out-twined by the Christiansens!!

[pachpachi]

Cahn kids fan art for today!

[boring-mio]

[cutiepiedads]

Well......at least she’s honest

[cookie-nigel-dolan]

I see no difference 😂

[thegoldenlocks]

plot twist: they’re both nerds, jock nerds

[kimmigawa]

The Cahn Twins

[nutflix-official]

The signs as Dream Daddy Kids

Aries- Ernest Vega Taurus- River Cahn Gemini- Christian & Christie Christiansen Cancer- Lucien Bloodmarch Leo- Carmensita Sella Virgo- Hazel Cahn Libra- Daisy Harding Scorpio- Briar Cahn Sagittarius- Amanda Capricorn- Chris Christiansen Aquarius- Crish Christiansen Pisces- Val Small

[crypticbarmpot]

asdfghjkjhgf save me

[vampirthedarkone]

Dream daddy supernatural edits, part 2

[thefitnessdaddy]

Do Hazel and Briar ever fight? Also, how's your relationship with (Sm)ashley now?

Great questions, bro. The twins fight as much as any siblings fight, some arguments here and there. But so far, they’ve been “besties” and love to pull pranks on me! (They always pretend to be each other!) 

My relationship with Ashley is on good terms at the moment. We also created a schedule together so we can both see the kids fairly. I think she’s been dating around, and I’m totally okay with that! It’s great to see her moving on to find the right guy.

[ecstaticasusual]

blue & blue & purple