#chris christiansen

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Jeanette Christiansen and Isa Stoppi by Chris von Wagenehim 1971

[bandtrees]

they weren’t in 2019 but in 2023 are people ready to accept my divine vision of mary christiansen autistic girl autumn

[onlylonelylatino]

Infinity Gauntlet by George Pérez

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

back to thinking about dream daddy

[moon-ascendant]

I really wanna change my URL because it doesn't really fit anymore...

I saved the url boeberhof but would that even work for a multifandom blog?

[relenafanel]

A Yuri on Ice canon divergent fic where they’re both in the Olympic Village during the 2014 Winter Games and Yuuri is the guy going viral on social media due to his obsession with the chocolate muffins.

(With apologies to Norwegian swimmer Henrik Christiansen, who has been taking us all on a very amusing journey on TikTok)

Viktor, reigning champion of going viral on social media during the Olympics for (but not limited to): being an obsessive dog dad, being GORGEOUS, being friendly with everyone and showing up in the background of multiple parties, the orgy rumour (fake), the other orgy rumour (not fake but super overblown), winning two consecutive golds in 2006 and 2010, walking outside shirtless (it was 5 degrees Celsius so not even cold), and currently for being in many of the Sochi Games ads.

But then the tags are being taken over by this very cute man eating a choccy muffin and exclaiming it the best muffin ever, following that up multiple muffin videos set to popular references.

[audio: mmmm whatchu saaay. visual: Yuuri then shoving the whole muffin in his mouth]

And Viktor doesn’t know who he is but needs to find out.

(cue comedy of errors where Viktor keeps coming across this Yuuri

instead of this Yuuri.

Chris is less than 0 help because he keeps looking horrified every time Viktor asks and looking over at this Yuuri

practicing like 5 feet away like ????? What the fuck Viktor.

And Viktor is spending way too much time in front of the dessert bar not to try the muffin at least once)

[destinyc1020]

I wish people would call Tom by his name and not "Spider-Man". Like.. he's more than just that role.

I mean, of course Tom is more than just "Spider-man", we all know that....

But in ppl's defense, Spider-man IS Tom's biggest, most iconic role to date. He's played Spiderman in like 6 films now lol. 😂

He's our generation's Spider-man. 😊

I'm pretty sure Tobey was probably called "Spider-man" too for some time when his films were popular.

Chris Evans is also known as "Captain America". I'm sure ppl probably know Chris Hemsworth as "Thor". I'm pretty sure ppl will be calling Austin "Elvis" for a while to come lol 😆

Like, idk Anon, I actually think it's a term of endearment and affection?🤷🏾‍♀️ 🥰 The fact that people view Tom as THEIR Spider-man is so cute to me. 😊

As long as he's our CURRENT Spider-man and continues to make Spider-man films, I think he will still be called that lol.

Some time needs to pass by, or Spider-man might need to be recast before people will stop seeing him as spidey lol. That's just my guess 🤷🏾‍♀️

But I don't see it as a bad thing really, but maybe that's just me. Ppl seem to use it as a term of affection!

Some ppl still view Arnold Schwarzenegger as "The Terminator" for goodness sakes lol 😆 Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones". Hayden Christiansen as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. Ewan McGregor as Obi-wan, etc. 🤷🏾‍♀️

It's just that their roles are ICONIC, and obviously ppl really loved them in these roles, otherwise they'd be saying: "Not MY [insert character name here]!!!" 😑😤 Lol 😅

When more of Tom's other projects come out, I'm sure ppl won't just associate him with Spiderman forever.

[whatthehalefire]

full list here (sad to say the covenant has been eliminated):

What's Your Number (Chris Evans) The Covenant (Sebastian Stan) Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets (Dane Dehaan) The Haunted Airman (Robert Pattinson) American Assassin (Dylan O'Brien) Fantastic 4 (Ioan Gruffudd) The Stepfather (Penn Badgley) Big Time Rush: The Movie (James Maslow) Jonah Hex (Michael Fassbender) Minotaur (Tom Hardy) Mainstream (Andrew Garfield) Crash Pad (Domhnall Gleason) Aberrant (Jack Quaid) X-Men: Dark Phoenix (James McAvoy) Batman v Superman (Jesse Eisenberg) Virgin Territories (Hayden Christiansen)

[thehodgepodgearchive]

READING LIST: Children's Books

Green: Currently Reading

Pink: LOVED IT!

Orange: Liked It

Strikethrough: DNF/Not For Me

A Boy Called Slow by Joseph Bruchac

A Carp for Kimiko by Virginia Kroll

A Day with Wilbur Robinson by William Joyce

A Pack of Lies by Geraldine McCaughrean

A Starlit Somersault Downhill by Nancy Willard

All Aboard Trains by Mary Harding

Amazing Grace by Mary Hoffman

Annabelle Swift, Kindergartner by Amy Schwartz

Anno's Magic Seeds by Mitsumasa Anno

Aunt Harriet's Underground Railroad in the Sky by Faith Ringgold

Back Home by Gloria Jean Pinkney

Bad Day at Riverbend by Chris Van Allsburg

The Bamboo Flute by Garry Disher

Baseball Saved Us by Ken Machizuki

Belinda by Pamela Allen

Berlioz the Bear by Jan Brett

Big Al by Andrew Clements

Bill's New Frock by Anne Fine

Black and White by Tana Hoban

Black Like Kyra, White Like Me by Judith Vigna

Blue and The Gray by Eve Bunting

The Boggart by Susan Cooper

Boo to a Goose by Mem Fox

Boomer Goes to School by Constance McGeorge

The Bracelet by Yoshiko Uchida

The Call of the Wolves by Jim Murphy

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom by Bill Martin Jr. 

Chrysanthemum by Kevin Henkes

Clippity-Clop by Pamela Allen

Dandelions by Eve Bunting

Dinosaur Bob and His Adventures with The Family Lazardo by William Joyce

Dinosaur Roar! by Paula and Henrietta Strickland

Dogs Don't Wear Sneakers by Laura Numeroff

The Dot by Peter H. Reynolds

Drylongso by Virginia Hamilton

Eleanor by Barbara Cooney

The Empty Pot by Demi

Feel the Wind by Arthur Dorros

Fly Away Home by Eve Bunting

Free Fall by David Wiesner

Frogs by Gail Gibbons

From Seed to Plant by Gail Gibbons

Gentle Willow by Joyce C. Mills

George Shrinks by William Joyce

Going West by Jean Van Leeuwen

Good Queen Bess by Diane Stanley

Grandfather's Journey by Allen Say

The Great Elephant Chase by Gillian Cross

Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney

Haroun and the Sea of Stories by Salman Rushdie

Heather Has Two Mommies by Lesleá Newman

The Honey Makers by Gail Gibbons

Horace by Holly Keller

How Night Came From the Sea by Mary-Joan Gerson

I Can Hear the Sun by Patricia Polacco

I Love My Daddy Because... by Laurel Porter-Gaylord

If You Made a Million by David M. Schwartz

In for Winter, Out for Spring by Arnold Adoff

It Could Always Be Worse by Margot Zemach

Island Boy by Barbara Cooney

John Henry by Julius Lester

The Keeping Quilt by Patricia Polacco

The Kissing Hand by Audrey Penn

Koala Lou by Mem Fox

Leonardo da Vinci by Diane Stanley

Let the Celebrations Begin! by Margaret Wild

Lilly's Purple Plastic Purse by Kevin Henkes

Magic Beach by Alison Lester

Mama, Do You Love Me? by Barbara M Joosse

The Man Who Kept His Heart in a Bucket by Sonia Levitin

Martha Speaks by Susan Meddaugh

Matilda by Roald Dahl

The Matzah that Papa Brought Home by Fran Manushkin

Max's Chocolate Chicken by Rosemary Wells

Max's Dragon Shirt by Rosemary Wells

Merlin and the Dragons by Jane Yolen

Minerva Louise by Janet Morgan Stoeke

Minty: A Story of Young Harriet Tubman by Alan Schroeder

Mirandy and Brother Wind by Patricia C. McKissack

The Mitten Tree by Candace Christiansen

Mrs/ Katz and Tush by Patricia Polacco

My Body Belongs to Me from My Head to My Toes by Pro Familia

My Very First Mother Goose by Iona Opie

The Mysteries of Harris Burdick by Chris Van Allsburg

New Shoes for Sylvia by Johanna Hurwitz

Nothing but the Truth by Avi

Officer Buckle and Gloria by Peggy Rathmann

Oh, the Places You'll Go by Dr. Seuss

The Old Woman Who Named Things by Cynthia Rylant

Oliver's Vegetables by Vivian French

One Hundred Angry Ants by Elinor J. Pinzes

Owl Babies by Martin Waddell

Pit Pony by Joyce Barkhouse

The Planets by Gail Gibbons

Rabbit Makes a Monkey of Lion by Verna Aardema

The Rainbabies by Laura Krauss Melmed

The Rainbow Fish by Marcus

Rechenka's Eggs by Patricia Polacco

Reuben and the Fire by Merle Good

The Rough-Face Girl by Rage Martin

Roxaboxen by Alice McLerran

Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat by Amy Tan

The Salamander Room by Anne Mazer

Sam and The Tigers by Julius Lester

Seashells Crabs and Seastars by Christiane Lump Tibbitts

The Seashore Book by Charlotte Zolotow

The Seven Chinese Brothers by Margaret Mahy

Shrek by William Steig

Six Dinner Sid by Inga Moore

Stephanie's Ponytail by Robert Munsch

The Sunday Outing by Gloria Jean Pinkney

The Stinky Cheese Man by Jon Sciezka

Sweet Clara and the Freedom Quilt by Deborah Hopkinson

The Sweetest Fig by Chris Van Allsburg

The Talking Eggs by Robert D. San Souci

Thirteen Moons on Turtle's Back by Joseph Bruchac

Thunder Cake by Patricia Polacco

Tillie and the Wall by Leo Lionni

Time For Bed by Mem Fox

Tough Boris by Mem Fox

Town Mouse, Country Mouse by Jan Brett

The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs! by Jon Scieszcka

Tuesday by David Wiesner

Two Bad Ants by Chris Van Allsburg

Uncle Willie and the Soup Kitchen by Dyanne DiSalvo-Ryan

The Very First Americans by Cara Ashrose

Voyage of The Basset by James C. Christensen

Waiting for Anya by Michael Morpurgo

War Boy by Michael Foreman

We're Going on a Bear Hunt by Michael Rosen

What Lives in a Shell? by Kathleen Weidner Ziegfeld

Why the Sky is Far Away by Mary-Joan Gerson

The Widow's Broom by Chris Van Allsburg

Wilma Unlimited by Kathleen Kroll

The Wolf by Margaret Barbalet

The Wretched Stone by Chris Van Allsburg

Zomo The Rabbit by Gerald McDermott

[drrogerjou]

Cultural Autism Studies at Yale (CASY, ethnography project led by Dr. Dawn Prince-Hughes) is delighted to welcome Candice Christiansen, LCMHC on Monday, January 13, 2-3 p.m. EST (12-1 p.m. MST). The title of her presentation is “Autism and Sensory Sex: Enjoying Pleasure by Connecting to Our Sensory Experience.” There is no cost to attend, and international participants are invited. RSVP by joining our FREE meetup group https://tinyurl.com/ypaknryr

Candice Christiansen LCMHC is an adult-diagnosed cisgender Autistic female, licensed clinician, Autism specialist, neuro-inclusive consultant, author, and presenter with over 20 years of experience providing therapy, coaching, consultation, and advocacy to highly traumatized neurologically different adults. Candice is a national and international presenter on topics related to providing accurate Neuro-Inclusive therapy and support to Autistic adults struggling with intimacy and out of control sexual behavior. Her Neuro-Inclusive healing center, Namasté Center for Healing is internationally known for providing neurologically different adults and mixed neurotype couples with intensive therapy, coaching and consultation related to a variety of sex and intimacy issues. In 2023, Candice authored an e-book titled, Understanding Your Sexual Sensory Profile. That same year, 2023, Candice and co-authored a neuro-affirming Autism Screening tool for Autistic females and non-binary individuals. During 2023, she also co-authored a chapter in the book Altogether Us titled, A Neuro-Inclusive Approach to IFS for Therapists Working with Neurodifferent Individuals. In 2024, Candice completed her psychedelic assisted therapy certification through the California Institute of Integral Studies and published the workbook: Compassionate KAP: Creating Neuro-Affirmative “Set and Settings” for Autistic Adults Participating in Ketamine-Assisted Psychotherapy (KAP). Candice is the host of Fabulously Candice: The Sexiest Podcast about Neurodivergence where she has interviewed a variety of neurodifferent adults, mixed neurotype couples, as well as advocates, and allies about neurodivergence and all things sex, intimacy and relationship. Candice lives and loves her home in Utah with her BIPOC hubby Chris and their sweet fur baby Gigi.

More information on Candice’s work is available online:

https://www.candicechristiansen.com | https://www.namasteadvice.com | https://autismandintimacypodcast.com

About Cultural Autism Studies at Yale (CASY, the ethnography project led by Dr. Dawn Prince-Hughes). An 'ethnography' is an exploration of how a group of people express themselves in a cultural way. Autistic people have a growing kind of culture, and each autistic experience is a vital part of it. Dr. Dawn Prince-Hughes is an anthropologist, ethnographer, primatologist, and author who is autistic. Join her for an exploration of the importance of autistic self-expression and the culture that grows from it. Those who wish to share their content are free to do so on our private Facebook groups (see below), organically contributing to a growing autistic culture.

Links to online events will also be shared on these private Facebook groups: CASY Cultural Autism Studies at Yale (recommended for autistic adults) http://tinyurl.com/4ckbyut7 and SOCIAL CONNECTIVITY FOR AUTISM (recommended for allies, professionals, and family members) http://tinyurl.com/mrxnxmnc

CREDITS: The preparation of this material was financed under an agreement with the Connecticut Council on Developmental Disabilities (CTCDD). CASY Sparks membership and events are free. CASY Sparks is sponsored in part by The Daniel Jordan Fiddle Foundation Adult Autism Research Fund, a generous gift from the Rosen family, and the research of Dr. Roger Jou https://www.youtube.com/c/DrRogerJou

[multi-muse-transect]

Since Antonia Dreykov is referred to as a Taskmaster unit and it’s said in the MCU dictionary that there’s dozens of them, it would be funny if Chris Pine or Manny Jacinto has an uncredited role as the unnamed seemingly himbo husband of Antonia and it’s revealed he’s Tony Masters who is a Taskmaster and works with Val.

Manny would be funny as hell cause that would be his second role as a masked villain acting like a bumbling idiot with Daisy Ridley and Hayden Christiansen as Silver Sable and Spymaster who’s his best men.

Also as a post credit, he’s seen overseeing his academy made from the assets from the Red Room with Lee Jung Jae as a drill instructor and Amanda Stenberg as a recruit.

Maybe throw in Sam Witwer as his getaway pilot.

[mirandamckenni1]

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[richardcassidy]

Between Earth & Sky from Andrew Nadkarni on Vimeo.

Renowned ecologist Nalini Nadkarni studies "what grows back” after a disturbance in the rainforest canopy. After surviving a life-threatening fall from a tree, she must turn her research question onto herself to explore the effects of disturbance and recovery throughout her own life.

betweenearthandsky.com _____

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additional cinematography KATELYN REBELO ANDREW HINTON   assistant editors JORDAN TULLIS REBECCA SCHWARTZ   additional footage provided by MERETE MUELLER   additionally featured KEYLOR MUÑOZ ELIZONDO INDIRA KULKARNI AMY McDERMOTT   business affairs DEVIN TUSA   clearance consultant ADAM LAWRENCE   graphic design MEGAN ROJEK _____   produced in association with AMERICAN DOCUMENTARY | POV Shorts   executive producers for American Documentary | POV Shorts OPAL H. BENNETT ERIKA DILDAY CHRIS WHITE   produced in association with IF/THEN SHORTS | FIELD OF VISION   consulting producer | IF/Then Shorts MERRILL STERRITT   coordinator | IF/Then Shorts CHRISTINE CHUNG _____   post production services CUTTERS STUDIOS   president & managing director | cutters studios CRAIG DUNCAN   managing director & executive producer | cutters CAITLIN GRADY   additional editing | cutters REBECCA SCHWARTZ   senior producer | cutters JAYSON RAMOS   executive producer | post-production ELIZABETH KRAJEWSKI _____   managing director | another country TIM KONN   executive producer | another country LOUISE RIDER   sound designer & mixer | another country JORDAN STALLING   associate sound designer & mixer | another country LOGAN VINES

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We thank them for their strength and resilience in protecting this land, and aspire to uphold our responsibilities according to their example. _____

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[joe-moi]

I’ve heard that celebs aren’t treated well at cons either. Like even A list celebs get treated like crap and not by the fans like just the general corporation that’s in charge of the cons as well ppl working them. I think it was either Chris Evans or Tom Holland but it got out that they weren’t even allowed to take a break for water/bathroom/snacks and had to stand there because of their contractual obligations. Which is surprising cause it’s not like fans are treated well by the staff either so like the talent and the consumer are both treated poorly 😭

The absolutely wildest, celebrity line, I’ve seen a con, was Hayden Christiansen. The amount of people that want to see him is staggering. I can’t imagine how he even has time to take a sip of water between meeting all of these people.

[ao3feed-gav900]

Kinktober cause.mhm

https://ift.tt/DYbl9J1 by Cyberreed Tags will be added Later… For now here is what I got Words: 183, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Fallout 4, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Venom (Marvel Movies), Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Overwatch (Video Game), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi, Other Relationships: Miguel O'Hara/Peter Parker, Daniel/Leo Manfred, Deacon/Arthur Maxson, Joseph Christiansen/Robert Small, Leon S. Kennedy/Ethan Winters, Ethan Winters/Mia Winters, Chris Redfield/Ethan Winters, Mary Christiansen/Dadsona, Kerry Eurodyne/V, Kerry Eurodyne/V/Johnny Silverhand, Miguel O'Hara/Ben Reilly, Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote, Eddie Brock/Anne Weying, Cole Cassidy/Hanzo Shimada, Paladin Danse/John Hancock (Fallout), Leo Manfred/Gavin Reed, Connor/Gavin Reed, Upgraded Connor | RK900/Gavin Reed, Johnny Silverhand/V, Damien Bloodmarch/Robert Small, Paladin Danse/Robert Joseph MacCready, Damien Bloodmarch/Joseph Christiansen, Original Chloe | RT600/Elijah Kamski, Connor/Upgraded Connor | RK900/Gavin Reed, Adam Smasher/V Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Kinktober, Why did I set myself up for failure

[hitchell-mope]

Hypothetical titles for season eighteen of 88

Discharged. Season premiere. Part one. Lysander finally comes home after a year long stay in hospital. But things go awry at the welcome home party

Disrespect. Season premiere. Part two. Kimberly becomes incensed when she finds out that Lysander invited Drummond to his welcome home party.

Warranted. In this parody of The Breakfast Club. The team goes slowly insane as they wait for an arrest warrant to be printed out.

Fava bean and a nice Chianti. Warrant in hand. The team can finally go after a cannibalistic serial killer. Guest starring Adam Sandler as Albert “The Carnivore” Johnson

Family affair. Findlay gets a nasty surprise when she finds out that Lilith has been dating Sidney’s older brother Samson. Elsewhere. Drummond visits Magda’s ex girlfriend at Riker’s and meets her lawyer. First appearance of Odette Anable as Christabel Saunders and Matt Cornett as Wesley Smyth

The fireplace. Andy catches wind of Drummond’s run in with Wesley. And decided to make a personal visit to the mans home. First appearance of Amy Adam’s as Lorna Carlyle.

That sounds familiar. On the sixth month anniversary Jonah adopting Butterball. The corgi becomes his mages familiar. First appearance of Theo James as the voice and human form of Butterball.

Read you like a book. It’s Drummond and Lysander’s turn to be Damsels in Distress. Their fellow Damsel. Almanac. Their rescuers. Odessa, Justine and Clyde. Guest starring Alan Cumming as Rumplestilstskin. First regular appearance of Graham Philips as Clyde O’Bannon. Features the return and first regular appearance of Joshua Bassett as David “Almanac” Carlyle.

License. Kimberly risks her career when she breaks into Drummond’s apartment. Meanwhile. Barnaby and Jonah take the state driving exam.

The girls at the gala. Findlay puts on her best polite grin and bears it when she has to contend with the First Lady and her entourage at a presidential gala. Guest starring Irene Bedard as First Lady Marianne Murray

Chums. David and Clyde hit it off when David moves into the suite at the Oberon next to Clyde.

A long walk. Season finale. Part one. On Christmas Eve. The precinct gets a call from a terrified teenage girl who’s being forced to walk off of Coney Island pier. First appearance of Teagan Croft as Mason “Macy” Christiansen.

Off a short pier. Season premier. Part two. Thornton and Sidney perform crowd control while Findlay reluctantly works with David to save Macy

Relative terror. David enamours himself to Clyde even further when he helps get rid of Clyde’s shrewish twin sister. Guest starring Liz Gillies as Deloris O’Bannon

Sensitivity training. Findlay has to go to a two day seminar after a victims mother complains about her attitude.

Sweet sweet freedom. David gets his Tag taken off. His first act with his magic back. Sweeping Clyde off his feet.

All shook up. Thornton uses Golden Brick’s Elvis night to weed it a serial killer known as The Lyricist

Chairman of the Board. Clyde gains control of O’Bannon Industries. And immediately disinherits his mother and sister.

Give my puppy the shot. Butterball gets run over. Jonah channels Terms of Endearment while waiting for him to recover.

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger. Sidney’s girlfriend from his freshman year of high school visits and immediately starts causing trouble. Guest starring Ashley Tisdale as Annalise Marsden

Have you seen me? The Five Families spring into action when Butterball goes missing. Guest starring Chris Pratt as Emerson Davenport.

Getting warmer. The search for Butterball leads Findlay straight to Lorna Carlyle. Guest starring Johnny Depp as Lorna’s father, Royce Carlyle.

The incredibly mad women in the attic. Season finale. Part one. Findlay tries to concoct an escape plan while getting to know Lorna’s mother and grandmother. Guest starring Megan Mullally as Ellie Carlyle and Barbra Streisand as Mitzi Walker.

A grandmother’s fury. Season finale. Part two. Mitzi has a plan to take down her granddaughter once and for all