#cafe disaffecto

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DARIA: Jane Lane in Season 1

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Daria – 1.04: Cafe Disaffecto

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Andrea from Daria, season 1, episode 4, "Cafe Disaffecto"

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The Daria Reactions: "Cafe Disaffecto"

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s1 ep4: cafe disaffecto

[ID: Kevin Thompson's hand, wearing gray, fingerless gloves, holding a skull with Daria's glasses on. To the left of his hand are roses, leaves, and a bar of chocolate. A light spotlight hits from the top right corner. The text reads, "Cafe Disaffecto" in a script font. //end ID.]

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Mysteries of Lawndale - Night of the Coffee House - Part 1

Night of the Coffee House Part 1

Lawndale

Sunday, 12 October 1997

It was late at night in Lawndale. It was quiet. It wouldn’t remain quiet for much longer. A small group of people approached a shopfront. Soon, a window was broken and an alarm went off. The group of people scattered, albeit not without a substantial load of computer hardware...

   Monday, 13 October 1997

At Lawndale High, Language Arts teacher, Mr. Timothy O’Neil was telling his class about the previous night’s ‘disturbance’. “I thought today we would take a break from the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet to talk about the real life tragedy last night right here in Lawndale. Let's share our feelings of violation following the loss of our beloved cybercafé, alt.lawndale.com. Who would like to start?”

 ‘I wouldn’t,’ Daria Morgendorffer thought. ‘Even so, I don’t want to solve the mystery of why you are like this.’

 O’Neil continued, looking at Kevin Thompson. “Charles? Charles did you hear me?”

 ‘You’ve got it wrong!’ Daria thought. She still wasn’t particularly interested in O’Neil’s idiosyncrasies. She had enough on her plate regarding the rest of the school, not to mention Lawndale at large.

 “You mean, Kevin,” the quarterback said.

 O’Neil looked at his seating chart. “Kevin. I’m sorry. You, uh look like someone else. What do you have to say about last night’s horrible event?”

 ‘You’re asking the wrong person,’ Daria thought. She had her own opinions about who might have broken into that cybercafé.

 “I was home all night. You can ask my parents. Besides, I already have a computer,” Kevin answered.

 “No, Kevin, I mean how did the theft make you feel?”

 “Um... Sad?” Kevin said in confusion.

 ‘You’re definitely asking the wrong person,’ Daria thought. It was no mystery why Kevin was the way he was. He had been hit on the head too many times out on the field.

 “Are you asking me or telling me?” O’Neil prompted.

 “Angry?” Kevin asked.

 The teacher decided to ask someone else. “Jodie, how about you?”

 “I think the cybercafé served one very particular segment of the community but it pisses me off when people take what isn’t theirs,” Jodie Landon answered.

 “That’s how I feel!” Kevin interjected.

 “Thank you, Kevin, Jodie,” O’Neil said. “About that word, ‘Community.’”

 Daria may not have been in Lawndale long, but she knew where this was going ‘uh oh!’

 “Is that the whole idea of a cybercafé? To jack us into the global community? I think what’s so disturbing about this crime is the symbolism involved.” He paused. “Don’t you agree, Jane?”

 “No,” Jane Lane answered.

 “Suddenly we are cut off. We can’t hail our friends across the globe and say ‘It’s a beautiful day in the cyberhood.’ They didn’t just steal a few computers. They took the symbol of our virtual community. To visit alt.lawndale.com was to come together with the planet,” O’Neil continued.

 Daria had enough. People didn’t go to cybercafés for any of those reasons! “Oh, come on!” she said.

 “Yes?” O’Neil asked.

 “Come together with the planet? By staring at a screen for hours? Sitting in a room with people you never say a word to?” Daria asked.

 “Hmm, Interesting point, Dorian.”

 “Daria.” She was annoyed that he had got her name wrong.

 “Uh, damn spiders. Daria, you believe that while connecting Lawndale citizens to our global neighbors, the cafe was alienating us from each other.”

 “I’m saying. If you really miss the place, put a Mr. Coffee in the computer lab.”

 “So, in your opinion, what we really need is a return to the traditional coffee house of yore, where you’d watch some performers and share a cup with your friends face to face?”

 “You’re a visionary,” Jane said with sarcasm.

 “Right here and now, let’s pledge to make Daria’s dream a reality.”

 “You mean where there is no crime?” Daria asked.

 “The coffee house! We’ll plan it, locate it, raise the money and open it.”

 Daria sighed again.

 That afternoon, the Mystery Club (except Alecia Nibblett and Corey Bateman who had other commitments), Daria’s sister, Quinn and Jane’s brother Trent met at the Lane house.

 “I’m sure you’ve heard of the break-in at the Coffee house by now,” Daria said.

 “Yes,” Trent said.

 “Of course,” Quinn answered.

 “It is a crime that should be easy to solve,” Daria said.

 “Wait,” Jane said.

 “What?” Daria asked.

 “You want to find who broke into the cybercafé?’ Jane asked.

 “She has done it before,” Quinn pointed out.

 “Yes, Jane. And, as Quinn said, I have done it before,” Daria said.

 “Does that mean we will have to examine the scene of the crime ourselves?” Stacy Rowe asked.

 “Yes,” Daria answered.

  “Cool!” Stacy said. “But will the police allow us?”

 “They will. I just have to make a few calls,” Daria said. “Trent?”

 “All the phones work. I use them when I have to call the band,” Trent said.

 “I’ll be right back.”

  After several calls, Daria came back to the group.

 “The police will meet us at the Cybercafe,” Daria said.

 “Must have been rather effective calls,” Stacy said.

 “She worked with several officers in Highland,” Quinn said.

 “OK,” Stacy said.

 “When are we going?” Jane asked.

 “They’ll meet us in half an hour,” Daria said.

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Cafe Disaffecto // Daria

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Kevin: Daria, you're a chick, right?

Daria: Why? You have a biology test today?

Kevin: Like, why should I be interested in anything this Shakespeare guy says?

Daria: You? Well... Hamlet's got a skull in it.

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Jane in different hairstyles in the actual series.

#daria #janelane #jane #hairstyles #thefword #seejanerun #lifeinthepastlane #cafedisaffecto

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Cafe "Disaffecto"

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"Cafe Disaffecto" [S1 Ep04]

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New episode is here!

Today, Jill and her friend Deb discuss Cafe Disaffecto!

We also discuss: Communists, communism, dead Communists, Judaism, and coffee!

So much coffee.

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Episode #214

in case you gotta know abotu the blog I made this

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken Season 10 - Episode 11 | January 17, 1999 This episode isn’t so bad. Homer and Co. break into Springfield Elementary and write the N-word on Laura Winslow’s locker and the cops blame children even though they are INNOCENT ANGELS who know NOTHING of racism. Then they watch a old movie that’s like Village of the Damned I think and then they try to scare all the adults by going on the radio and being mean. I remember in the 500th episode they listed the worst stuff The Simpsons family ever did and they reference this episode and Homer’s rampage as if this is like an endearing classic episode which is a bit of a stretch. The episode gets a little lame when the children start doing British accents. I don’t want to hear any children being British, that sucks. But then they do a song that’s kinda fun, even though I’ve maintained that Simpsons songs actually suck, especially post-classic. THE B-SODE:

Daria: "Cafe Disaffecto" Season 1 - Episode 4 | March 24, 1997 I had a tough time matching up the B-SODE. This episode starts off with vandalism that the school gets involved with and whatnot. Really that’s where the similarities end. Anyway, I like this episode a fair amount, and I never would have guessed that it was going to end with Daria reading a short story that’s an propagandous anti-communist potboiler. It seems like a weird choice and clearly Daria seems to be trolling? Like a modern read on this would firmly place Daria in the ranks of the alt-right. I’m tellin’ ya, it comes outta nowhere. Daria’s story for some reason causes the cafe to close which seems slightly implausible, but this show isn’t usually shy when it comes to indulging in the kinda story where the very smart/very cool Daria causes some FOOLISH SHEEPLE to do FOOLISH SHEEPLE things. It’s a little juvenile and wish-fulfillmenty, but w/e this show is basically a masterpiece considering that it’s aimed at hot topic teens whose only tangible subversive act is accidentally tearing up Denny’s upholstered booths with their superfluously zippered clothing.

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