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[capnkerfufflez]

I contain multitudes, so i made a uquiz for some of my quintessential sonas for fun

i dont really expect people to take it, but man i love an excuse to draw some of my boys i don't give much love to brief descriptions and the result descriptions under the cut

here's the link outside of just embed btw : https://uquiz.com/hkfS0R

in image order and i marked the number and color of the background above we have :

1 [red] E : non-fandom sona I use to vent mostly - "Conceptual Chaos Junkyard" / "CC Junkyard" so he's mostly negative traits of myself turned up to 11. He's the overly emotional and sentimental and over-reactive side of the duo between him and G.

"[[ oh baby girl, I'm so sorry for you, get some help ]] Everything you've ever done blows back up into your face, you don't know what you're doing wrong?! Or well, you've figured out a few things wrong with you, but you can't figure out how to fix those things about yourself…"

2 [red/orange] Knox S. Consumer : kinda a minecraft sona? - "What's Minecraft is Yourcraft" / "Yourcraft" He's in general a minesona, at least when I first made him. In Yourcraft he is the sona/character version of an oc that's a minecraft youtuber/streamer and who is very distinctly not me, so Knox falls into an odd character category where's he's both my sona and an oc's sona. He's an old grouchy wizard type, but breaks character often to help friends

"[[ you may think im stretching on this one, but i assure there's more obscure ]] You know so much yet so little. The type of guy that can recite so many video game lore details and fun facts across all subjects, but will fail to realize that they really did mean it calling it "cream cheese," it is actually a cheese. You are very smart though, with your intelligence only rivaled by your stubbornness."

3 [red/pink] Dong : pokemon not a big surprise, but he's a pokesona of sorts. He's a Mareep that's specifically paired with my friend's Wooloo "Ding," he's somewhere between a pokemon in the anime and pokemon mystery dungeon in terms of personification, he's very bitey.

[[ haha dong ]] Lil gremlin guy. You're the typa bitch to fucking taunt people bigger than you and when they get pissy you go 'oh im just a lil guy a lil birthday boy.' All talk no bite. well, maybe a lil bite, like consensually or deserved.. BUT the point is you take no responsibly of the misdeeds you may or may not do !

4 [orange] Bibbly : double life / life series Bibbly is the character I made soulmate's with my friend cause we were watching other people make sona's and pairs with their friends too. Bibbly is based off of a drawing I did based on a more literal interpretation of one of my minecraft skins (specifically my 453 skin), "Bibbly" coming from "Biblically accurate." Personality wise he varies a lot cause in conception and most practice he is an utter coward, very reliant on my friend's character, though in other interpretations I make him a lot more jaded and no-bull shit but also those are usually what is supposed to be later in his development and/or away from my friend's character

[[ telephone game of sonas ]] You are a recursion of self analyzation. You try to map out your intricacies only to have your theories on yourself become rules. And once you've realized its a set habit of thinking. You know trouble and you avoid it the best you can.

5 [muddy yellow] Clart : minecraft sona ? - "What's Minecraft is Yourcraft" / "Yourcraft" Similar case as Knox, where Clart is my sona and the sona of one of my oc's who isn't me, but for Clart he and the oc, they align closer with who I am so it's not quite as weird a case. Clart is very easy going and cares a lot, he isn't particularly notably in Yourcraft as he's not really someone who develops more a character that help's the other characters develop

[[ straight up gooping ]] You just want a break, things to be nice and easy and do menial tasks and be with your friends. You give all you can, not because you feel you need to, you just want to and you can. You know pain and cruelty, you choose to be kind.

6 [yellow] [453>- / 453 / The cooler Casey : a general sona He's a more stylized, exaggerated version of myself and usually a lot more malicious for the fun of it. In his "lore" he is a shapeshifting sand.. thing, it depends on the specific backstory I'm going with. He is generally very energetic and bitey and evil for the sake of it cause man villains are fun when they are having fun and he is having a blast

[[ creature !! ]] You are the coolest sexiest mother fucker out here! or you sure pretend to think so. A whole fucking jaw breaker flipping between god-complex and inferiority-complex, who knows what's at it's core (probably inferiority). You love to be an edge case, probably the type of guy to make a fan character concept that's over done but do it with a twist. No fear of ocs coming off like a mary sues just cause YOU know how cool and really clever they are really even if they give a bad first impression.

7 [lime/green] Casey : general sona / how i draw myself This is just me, like, just how I draw myself, it's as general and genuine as I can manage which my not really be all that accurate maybe but oh well

[[ oh fuck u are just like me frfr ! or like at least closest approximation ]] You are only human. You love your friends more than the world and you try to be worth all you're given. You have some self esteem and self image issues, but maybe if you shove your ocs full of enough of your issues you'll solve some.

8 [green?] Caddle : general sona / fursona / the one i use for sexual stuff Caddle is a cow-adject shapeshifter. He is the sona I use the most when it's anything sexual, usually paired with my partner's fursona, but he's supposed to have other buddies too that I never really draw. I've got complicated feeling on sexual stuff and myself in relation to it, so he gets those feelings dumped into his character too. But aside from that he is a fun character especially to draw cause inconsistency is baked in and I love him dearly, he is very lazily chill with a big heart, he's also a rodeo clown even though i dont draw a full on clown get up for him much

[[ honka honka we got certified clown ova here ]] You are silly, a goofball even, one may even argue a jokester. You may present all goofs, gafs and dick jokes, -and by all means you do genuinely loving goofing gaffing and dicking- but you are a person with complicated wants and thoughts and feelings. Wants and thoughts and feelings you hold close to yourself, you do not know how to voice, so more often than not, you don't.

9 [bluish green] Gilon Kurt : lesser sona Gilon is a sona that I made just on a whim off of a twist on my name with "fluffle" being a the name for a group of rabbits, he's "Capn Kerfluffle." And then I made him a rival to my main fursona in their story and he gained a personality outside of me as they so often do

[[ rage rage murder rage !!!! ]] You have worked so hard for what you have and yet it is never enough. There is always something else to achieve more to earn, people clawing for what you have. You can have no peace nor solace, relax? chilling? never heard of her!! There are experiences to be had!! People to meet!! Friends to continuing loving!!! And you'll fight for it all, fight until you die!!

10 [cyan] Yeode : minecraft sona [real] Yeode my beloved, she is my darling rock-based robot made to search villagers that learns to live for herself kinda. A lot of her kindness and softness and story comes from backstory for just me playing minecraft ig who is a lot less kind in practice.

[[ yippee !!! ^.^ ]] You are a people pleaser to your core! You are born and molded by your attachments and use to others. Even in their absence you still live on for them in part.

11 [saturated blue] G : non-fandom sona I use to vent mostly - "Conceptual Chaos Junkyard" / "CC Junkyard" similar situation to E of mostly negative traits, but the other side of it for the most part. she is full of anger and malice at being stuck with little control over her situation and takes it out on E

[[ oh sweetheart, no ]] You think yourself a "bad bitch" a "girl boss" even. Emotions are not your strong suit. You have a hard time managing your own feelings, let alone dealing with other people's. You may not always be right, but you work hard to try to be.

12 [less saturated dark blue] D. Base : minecraft sona, specifically in magic mods / heavily modded minecraft he came about from when i was testing a modded server with my friends there was something that would crash my game if i entered specific chunks, and in those 'dead' chunks was my silk worms so i made dBase as a character for the friend server and he is supposed to be that glitched silkworm i got in testing, uuh end then that server slowly broke too, so i like to think it was somehow also his fault; while i did get to play on the server i got really into a few magic mods, mainly mana and artifice so he is not only gitchy but a magic man

[[ grub ]] You think of yourself highly, not perfect, but damn good. You've worked your ass off for the skills you've obtained and are happy to show off when they are even slightly relevant. Your "fuck it we ball" attitude somehow works out for you most of the time, though some collateral damage to others.

13 [light blue] Clerk James : fursona / used to be mascot character to note if you see other art of him there is a stark difference between the silly goofy Clerk that's my sona and the asshole angsty backstory version of him before he got so very concussed; current Clerk is very sweet and very dumb, he's the "capn" of a pirate themed ferry though also goes on some genuine treasure seeking adventures pg pirate style

[[ consider it the post-drownings one, don't worry ]] A mix of poor memory, self-doubt, and self-hatred that results in a potent blend of guilt for things you aren't really sure you deserve to hate yourself over, being it maybe not or fault or maybe never really happened. Aside from that you're upbeat and a bit stupid in a silly lil guy way. You're just a lil guy!

14 [purple] Cassio Inerta : homestuck / trollsona - "retroll" he is baby, very sweet and well meaning but oh so very problem avoidant and low empathy mostly from being sheltered; in retroll he is canonically in-universe a self insert of myself watching the plot go down and has a made up boyfriend given to him who loves Cassio by virtue that is what the boyfriend was made for, but kinda just puts up with Cassio, a projection of how i felt and feared in some previous relationships

[[ explicitly cannon self insert huh ]] You are a suckerrr for romance. You want and want and want so badly and you feel and in every instance you are given a taste it feels unreal. it feels unearned. It feels disingenuous. But you need it so bad. You don't know shit about anything, so terrified to fail you're terrified to try. But little by little you keep trying.

15 [magenta] Carcumber : a sona based off of my friend's previously-main sona's species so my friend's main sona and mascot character was a "lavamander" though the species had other character with other elements such as ice and sound waves and species had name trope of two favorite foods combined; Carcumber's name was Carrot + Cucumber but my friend changed main sonas and has since renamed most to just a single food name hence the opening statement for the quiz, i dont remember if he had an element associated, if he did i think it was "cart" or "car" or "money" or something stupid like that, and his is a used car salesman, similar energy and pathetic-ness of spamton

[[ oh man do i gotta change his name now that's that not the naming scheme? ]] You are passionate about everything you do! Cause if you aren't you don't do them! You exaggerate yourself to the point the mask becometh you.

god ya that's a lot of em and i have more sona's than just that, but most fall similar to others or i dont use enough to care

if you read it all thanks so much i love u :D

[goodtofi]

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[eebie]

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[nidhime]

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[danielanoitz]

The Caddle Carrier

Driving on the highway is becoming more and more of an ordeal. On the one hand, of course, I make faster progress. On the other hand, I keep driving past those horrible animal transporters. What is most frightening, however, is that no one seems to see it but me. People overtake and all they notice is that it’s a truck, nothing more. And I wonder when it will finally stop carting these helpless…

[odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost]

I didn't do shit. I was stabbed

Eurylochus reading news: some dork fought an octopus in the aquarium Wet Odysseus covered in ink: maybe octopus was a dick

[capnkerfufflez]

[the og]

[running-with-kn1ves]

Been out in the sticks lately so-- really need a big burly farmer with topaz tan lines, oiled up in washed out jeans and faded flannel in my life right now. Having hired you from the city, the farmer begs you to fix up the flower beds around their house that used to belong to their parents.

They'll teach you how to get the most out of a rake, hands over yours and muscles vibrating with each row. You spend the day on your hands and knees, sweating from the hot sun and digging out weeds. Occasionally you're called inside for a glass of lemonade or cold, home-grown milk.

You admire the farmer for too long, on their tractor or feeding their caddle out of the palm of their hand, straw hat doing little to shade their sculpted body from the unrelenting sun. The sweet scent of their musk is left on the gardening gloves they offer you, warmly perspiring hands helping you out of their beaten down truck after a trip to the other side of the farm. You find it hard to go home, the sun having set and the rode to the outside world now dark and invisible.

The farmer offers you to spend the night instead of driving two hours back to the city. What can you do but say yes? They didnt give you much of an option, having set up the guestroom for you long prior and beginning to cook a fine meal that would insult them to say no to. It takes atleast a half hour to scrub the dirt from under your nails in the bath, with constant knocks at the door from your friendly farmer asking if everything is alright, if the water is hot enough, if you need help washing.

They spend so much time doting on your bathing that they hardly pay mind to themselves, coming out of the shower afterwards in a mere towel as they scrounge around for clothes.  It isn't until they make eye contact with you on their bed, waiting, that they stop and stare sheepishly.

"Haha, im sorry darlin' I've lived alone for so long, I've forgotten my manners."

They kiss your knuckles after tucking you in bed, a self assured grin making your heart jump. It's just a job, right? A client who's showing you southern hospitality, yeah?

It isn't long until they're asking you to order more flowers to plant across the acres they own, a project that'll take atleast a few more weeks...

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[ordinaryschmuck]

Another idea for that phase AU for Charlie:

Lucifer: So you really have NO evil impulses huh?

Charlie: NO!

Lucifer: I see...

He then opens a portal and leaves....then comes back with a large box.

Lucifer: Then why were THESE under your bed?

He drops it, and it opens to reveal whips, collars and cuffs with chains, large thick steel rods, a caddle prod, and a branding iron with her symbol on the end.

Charlie blushes violently.

Charlie: Those are....for the bedroom....

Husk:....

Sir Pentious:....

Charlie: I WORK OUT MY MORE NEGATIVE URGES THROIGH SEX OKAY!?

Lucifer: Lame.

Vaggie is also mortified.

Angel: Good on ya, Vags.

Vaggie: SHUT UP!

[lisaas2418]

Unique Magic against Yuu

So I got this idea from @lightvsdark18 and decided to do one for my Yuu as well. Basically, it's about if Yuu was able to withstand certain Unique Magic from the TWST boys. I will also include my Twst Oc's for the variety.

Disclaimer: suicide mention on Riddles part

Riddle Rosehearts "Off with your head"

It would not really work. Obviously, because they don't have magic. But it still remains tightly around their neck, just like in the Manga.

Non Funfact: In book 1 after getting the collar with Deuce and Grim, after Riddle went Queen of Hearts on the chestnuttart, Yuu had a panik attack because it was so tight around the neck it reminded them of a time they tried to off themselves

Deuce Spades "Bet the Limit"

It cannot work since Yuu doesn't have magic. I doubt he could return an attack twice fold that consists of blot.

Cater Diamonds "Split Card"

Since it's not a spell that has influence on Yuu, it is going to work. Can't stop the duplicates. But they can fight them just the same as original Cater.

Trey Clover "Doodle Suit"

Hair color change? Yes. More serotonin for a small time? Yes. Anything to the Blot? No.

Leona Kingscholars "King's Roar"

Yes, it definitely would, hence why Yuu is slightly nervous when Leona uses that

(Not as traumatized as Ruggie thoughbut seeing that was still awful)

Jack Howls "Unleash the beast"

He is a big doggie. He is getting pets.

Ruggie Bucchis "Laugh with me"

It can work, but it also can't. It depends on how much Yuu is willing to resist to the spell. Basically a test of willpower. If absolutely needed the Blot chimes in and absorbs the magic.

Azul Ashengrottos "It's a deal"

Yes, it does. Although there is a loophole they could use to avoid getting an anemone on the head. Since it's magic, the Blot could just absorb it and so the problem is solved.

Jade Leechs "Shock the heart"

Again, a battle of willpower and maybe the Blot has to get involved. On the bright side, if he tries that once he is not gonna be able to try again.

Floyd Leechs "Bind the heart"

No magic, no ability to divert it.

Kalim Al-Asims "Oasis Maker"

Yay! The water shortage problem can be solved finally!

Jamil Vipers "Snake Whisper"

If he were to ever dare try that again on Yuu, it would be the same as with Ruggie and Jade.

In addition to getting beaten up

Vil Schoenheits "Fairest One of All"

Just like with Trey, anything but the Blot

Epel Felmiers "Sleep Kiss"

Ah yes claustrophobia how lovely 😀👍

Rook Hunts "I see you"

It works, but if the Blot sees it as dangerous it will absorb it.

Idia Shrouds "Gate to the Underworld"

tackles Idia to the ground

Yuu: No way you are doing that again!

Idia: I wasn't going to!

Malleus Draconias "Fae of Maleficence"

Ah, jikes that opened up a wound. It would work unless with strong willpower or the Blot which would mostly be the latter.

Silvers "Meet in a dream"

Obviously, since they are trying to recruit people to stop the lizard dragon from killing everyone

Seek Zivvolts "Living bolt"

It would work and scare the living shit out of Yuu

Lilia Vanrouges "Far cry caddle"

Yuu ain't an object Lilia!

Prabirs "Red Flower"

Can't exactly defend themselves against fucking fire running amok by a blind dude.

Funfact: He once accidentally gave Yuu a slight burn on the hand. Prabir apologized profusely after that.

Udaars "Bare Necessities"

If Yuu and the Blot allow it it's all cool and well.

Kaushals "Swift as Night"

Yuu: Bruh he turned into black Sonic-

Sahats "Deadly Claw"

Yes it would work. Although it wouldn't have any effect on the Blot.

Jaakobahs "Trust in me"

The same as with the others who have emotion/mind related spells

Ahirs "I wanna be like you"

Again, with Cater, the spell doesn't affect Yuu themselves, so it is going to work

Hope this was entertaining for you guys

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