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Clara, Lewis and Ray
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Margaret: Um they… well I wouldn’t call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Ray: Murder???
Lewis: Adventuring!
Allan: Looting?
Clara: Tuesday.
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Lewis: Okay, you know what? I’ve got this. I’m all over it! Worry not! *walks away*
Ray: and I’m fuckin’ worried.
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Alan: Do you have a self care routine?
Clara: “Just keep going bitch” said to myself in different accents
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Margaret: Look guys, I need help.
Ray: Love help?
Clara: Financial help?
Alan: Emotional help?
Lewis: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Lewis*
Lewis: What?
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w-which one..?
WHICH ONE!?
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,BUT
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Ray: Bitches say they’re fine, then scream the “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at aaaall” in Bohemian rhapsody louder than anyone else.
Ray: I’m talking about me, I’m bitches.
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Margaret: What does “take out” mean?
Ray: Food.
Alan: Dating.
Lewis: Murder.
Clara: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
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lewis: he stole the woman of my dreams!
clara: you say every woman is the woman of your dreams
lewis: i have a lot of dreams!
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Clara, dressed in all black: how do I look?
Allan: like a widow in mourning
Clara: perfect, he’ll know I’m available
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[skipping stones on a lake]
Allan: it’s such a beautiful evening
Lewis, whispering: take that you fucking lake
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Catherine, teaching young Clara how to tie shoes: and it’s so easy
Catherine: first you take the little man
Catherine: then you tie a rope around his throat
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Lewis with a thick german accent: You’ve arrived at your destination
Clara:
Lewis, normally: get it? Because we’re in a german car!
Clara: I have lived a long full life, i will drive us into a wall
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