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canadianno · 3 months

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Enough of your life

Time for the Au

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What happend to the lamb family?

-alz, wanna see a magic trick

-alz, abra cadaba, now you have no bitches

-insomia teller, the girl without knowing what to do, run away, as she ran she heard the same noise that she had heard all days past an hour, then he turned back, the man was gone, only a yellow flower now lay in its place

THE LAMBS FAMILY?

Oh man. Where do I even begin with them.

Well, to say what I can, Lamb was born in a secluded little house on the mountainside to their parents Ewen and Ramsey. They, like most sheep ever, ofc also had a fraternal twin who was named Woolf (pronounced like Wolf)

They lived there until they were about 8, and in the span of like. Maybe a few hours. Their family was,, deceased. And they ran off with the idea planted in their mind by their mother to find the gateway of Concolor and escape into the realms beyond.

#we love when your entire family dies on the same day #including what should have been you too #but you just didnt <3

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reversalsun · 7 years

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Shitty Meme Edits of My 16/17 D&D Characters

First up is the fan favorite, Cadaba. She was designed to be a wrestling joke and it was assumed she would die first, seeing as she never had a weapon to begin with and only fights by punching and grappling. The sweet illiterate dear one over the party’s hearts by being one of the most useful members, constantly immobilizing enemies and using her sheer strength and acrobatic prowess to the best of her abilities.

Next is High Priest/Cleric Jinx, who was nearly sacrificed by a cult and just really doesn't want to be here. He is most notable for attempting mid evil magical brain surgery and acheiving “mixed results.” Thats a lie, he’s better known for being “Daddy Jinx” and for the term “420 praise it.”

Finally we have Gillian “Gilly” Glaves, a friendly bard who appeared in a one shot campaign and played a major role in uncovering a guild leader’s secret involvement with a cult. This was done, of course, through seduction. He also served as an excellent excuse to play roughly 3 hours of accordion music during a session.

No one asked for this but thats too bad, you have to deal with these terrible jokes anyway.

#knights of bedegar #jinx #gillian glaves #cadaba

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humanityissstrange · 5 years

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I just had a thought in my head, how would aliens react to theoretical objects humans have created? Like somehow humans start expanding, aliens pick them up and starts reading about how humans planned to make spaceships propelled by nuclear warheads or continued expulsion of plasma from a fusion reaction. Or maybe the weapons like the Odin a orbital drop weapon, or the Cadaba howitzer, which is a nuclear claymore mine.

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mightypocketcow · 5 years

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there’s a mom here who’s set up a Harry Potter themed birthday party for her 11 year old son (including a lot of cute house-pride decorations and has put together so many cute little references and games that I very much appreciate hearing from my seat in the office that has included:

Insisting the kids tidy up after themselves because “there are no house elves here, a message brought to you by S.P.E.W.”

Putting “this way to the ministry of magic” signs over the toilets

Putting a “free invisibility cloaks” sign above the empty coat rack

Having the kids make their own paper-mache wands

Playing some kinda tag outside as Quidditch (I didn’t see what they actually did)

Having their drinks be Potions

Having their vegetables be “courtesy of Professor Sprout”

Having the kids make their own creatures in “Care of Magical Creatures” out of craft materials (I didn’t see that for myself either, not certain what actually happened)

Calling them all “First Years” because almost all of them are 11ish (with the exception of the birthday boy’s younger brothers)

Also calling them “Junior Wizards”

Having them make their own snitches for their loot bags

Having them “Follow The Spiders” for a game (uncertain what that one was for, I was working upstairs when they did that part)

Someone threatened to call Voldemort if the kids didn’t cooperate and she’s like “none of us are dark wizards here”

Having a “Goblet of Fire” game that involves the “maze” (the labyrinth outside)

The kids were running around shouting spells at each other and I could hear the not-quite-2-year-old sister yelling “Aba Cadaba!” and it melted my heart

#i know this fam well and while i dont always get along with the mom i applaud her dedication to making her kids entertained #my post #harry potter

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nmadhavan · 5 years

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