#c.o.b.s

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Here's the newest version of Blei Storment

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Black studies curricula would, of course, mean some re-writing of books on a host of subjects, the main one being history. Many past history books were written to serve a certain purpose; sometimes to justify slavery, sometimes to glorify colonialism. For practical purposes, neither of these two traumatic experiences is with us any more, but unfortunately many of the books remain. They must be replaced; moreover, they must be replaced by books written by black people within the context of experiences by black people. And now for the 64-thousand dollar question. What constitutes a course in Black Studies? The subject is so new that those of us interested in it are still searching; but a newly formed body, the Committee on Black Studies (C.O.B.S.),[2] has outlined a comprehensive model course. This consists of three parts, each of twelve lessons, making 36 in all. The first part starts with ancient Egypt and ends with Columbus's voyage to the New World. The second starts with slavery and ends with the ending of African colonialism in the 1960s and the third deals with 'third world' politics, neo-colonialism, Pan-Africanism and a study of the Cuban experience.

Sam Morris - Black studies in Britain (1973) [Journal of Ethnic and Migration Studies, 2:3, 245-248]

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Starting Dialogue/Out of Context Quotes/Sentence Prompts

The guy I ate.

“You have daddy issues?” - “Yeah.”

(Aggressively) Est-ce que je peux aller au toilette?

“My grandma has a dildo.” - “JASHEENA!”

YEE

Why are we like this?

“I have a dangerous reptile.” - “Jasheena, that’s a sheep.”

“Is that cum in your hair?” - “Probably.”

You are the cream to my pie.

“Are you a bottom?” - “Shut up!”

Why are we friends?

FLABULOUS

M A U R I C E  R I C H A R D

“That’s so gay.” - “That sounds like a show I’d watch.”

SLAM DUCK

“Open the gate.” - “Me to every guy.”

S H O O K  T O  M Y  C O R E

“Buddy, I have this thing called depression.”

The fuck is this!

I wasn’t even in that group chat, I don’t get dick pics.

Susan was stupid and dumb.

“What are you doing?” *smacks phone

I have a shoulder fetish.

“I’m nude under these clothes.” - “You fucking slut.”

What is that like bondage?

*Opening a pack of candy  "We’re gonna get high off of this."

“What is a frigo?” - “A porno.”

“Touch my lobe.”

*Holding a veggie chip  “This is a weed.”

Couuch

“Guys, look at my elephant.” - “You’re an elephant.” - “Elephants go moo.”

Team Oui-Ner 2k17

I’mma take shots. *Drinks vitamin water

I’m straight for GayPop

“I thought you wanted my virginity.” - Kirat

“Get rekt in the ass.” - “That’s what she said.”

What’s the capital of Labradoodledo?

"Yogurt is for whores and I am no whore." - "You callin’ me a whore!"

It's the intimidation that matters.

Your Asian status is diminishing.

My patronus is a rat. THE universe is so hilarious. Ki-Rat.

I don't look outside.

Our curtains have been closed until 2pm.

'Atropa belladonna, commonly known as belladonna or deadly nightshade, is a perennial herbaceous plant in the nightshade family Solanaceae, which includes tomatoes, potatoes, eggplant, etc. It is native to Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia. Its distribution extends from Great Britain in the west to western Ukraine and the Iranian province of Gilan in the east. It is also naturalised and/or introduced in some parts of Canada and the United States. The foliage and berries are extremely toxic, containing tropane alkaloids. These toxins include atropine, scopolamine and hyoscyamine, which cause a bizarre delirium and hallucinations,[1] and are also used as pharmaceutical anticholinergics.' - 'Oh cool. It can give hallucinations with the toxins'

I'm in a mighty fine pickle right now

I’m a might fine pickle - Allen

#AllenPickle - Erin

'Listen I’m gonna listen to it, no chain mail is gonna stop me. The voice sounds like siri did some coke last night.'

"I had five mugs of tea. I regret nothing."

"I’m homo for half the population."

"Enya’s mom came in while Jasheena was reading me fanfiction."

Originally posted on Quotev: https://www.quotev.com/story/9894169/Quotes-by-Us