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Here's the newest version of Blei Storment

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‘You Got Fucked By A Lizard’ ('What Do We Call This’ Vlogs)

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Out of context quotes again. This time couuch! Pronounced like coo-ch

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I’m a mighty fine pickle.

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I’m a mighty fine pickle.

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Out of context quotes again. This time couuch! Pronounced like coo-ch

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Really makes you wonder what groupchats we get in.

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What’s the capital of labradoodledo? Tell us, we are ignorant when it comes to geography.

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Some out of context quotes turned into bad art. But, whatever.

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Starting Dialogue/Out of Context Quotes/Sentence Prompts

The guy I ate.

“You have daddy issues?” - “Yeah.”

(Aggressively) Est-ce que je peux aller au toilette?

“My grandma has a dildo.” - “JASHEENA!”

YEE

Why are we like this?

“I have a dangerous reptile.” - “Jasheena, that’s a sheep.”

“Is that cum in your hair?” - “Probably.”

You are the cream to my pie.

“Are you a bottom?” - “Shut up!”

Why are we friends?

FLABULOUS

M A U R I C E  R I C H A R D

“That’s so gay.” - “That sounds like a show I’d watch.”

SLAM DUCK

“Open the gate.” - “Me to every guy.”

S H O O K  T O  M Y  C O R E

“Buddy, I have this thing called depression.”

The fuck is this!

I wasn’t even in that group chat, I don’t get dick pics.

Susan was stupid and dumb.

“What are you doing?” *smacks phone

I have a shoulder fetish.

“I’m nude under these clothes.” - “You fucking slut.”

What is that like bondage?

*Opening a pack of candy  "We’re gonna get high off of this."

“What is a frigo?” - “A porno.”

“Touch my lobe.”

*Holding a veggie chip  “This is a weed.”

Couuch

“Guys, look at my elephant.” - “You’re an elephant.” - “Elephants go moo.”

Team Oui-Ner 2k17

I’mma take shots. *Drinks vitamin water

I’m straight for GayPop

“I thought you wanted my virginity.” - Kirat

“Get rekt in the ass.” - “That’s what she said.”

What’s the capital of Labradoodledo?

"Yogurt is for whores and I am no whore." - "You callin’ me a whore!"

It's the intimidation that matters.

Your Asian status is diminishing.

My patronus is a rat. THE universe is so hilarious. Ki-Rat.

I don't look outside.

Our curtains have been closed until 2pm.

'Atropa belladonna, commonly known as belladonna or deadly nightshade, is a perennial herbaceous plant in the nightshade family Solanaceae, which includes tomatoes, potatoes, eggplant, etc. It is native to Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia. Its distribution extends from Great Britain in the west to western Ukraine and the Iranian province of Gilan in the east. It is also naturalised and/or introduced in some parts of Canada and the United States. The foliage and berries are extremely toxic, containing tropane alkaloids. These toxins include atropine, scopolamine and hyoscyamine, which cause a bizarre delirium and hallucinations,[1] and are also used as pharmaceutical anticholinergics.' - 'Oh cool. It can give hallucinations with the toxins'

I'm in a mighty fine pickle right now

I’m a might fine pickle - Allen

#AllenPickle - Erin

'Listen I’m gonna listen to it, no chain mail is gonna stop me. The voice sounds like siri did some coke last night.'

"I had five mugs of tea. I regret nothing."

"I’m homo for half the population."

"Enya’s mom came in while Jasheena was reading me fanfiction."

Originally posted on Quotev: https://www.quotev.com/story/9894169/Quotes-by-Us

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Reblog if you like Harry Potter, strong women, or pizza.

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You: They're just friends.

Me, an intellectual: Friends to Lovers

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In case it wasn’t clear…

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Oh my god, i just found out that James Paxton and Dan Howell are the same height.

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Simon: Always stay positive

Simon: *falls down a flight of stairs

Simon: Wow I got down those stairs so fast

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Teach _ how to _

Let's see if you're a bigger Hamilton fan or BMC

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

Canada: 1-800-448-3000

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715