#c.joker

[kailjoi]

Joker's obsession with Batman is initially the standard "game," matching wits, etc, but once she figures out that Batman is a woman, the obsession shifts to Bryce herself, to soulmates, and getting that damn batsuit off.

Joker is also super brash, vulgar and generally ""unwomanly.""

[this is based on an actual line from the batman (2004) where Bruce replies to Barbara asking when she would get to see the man behind the bat, with "who says I'm a man?"]

[multisquad]

Driven Part. 1 (Byungsoon Ver.)

Member/Group- Baekhyun/Exo

Genre- Angst, and Fluff

Warning- Cursing and Guns

Mafia!au

Word Count- 1,521

‘I’m coming home. Coming home yeah. 달려갈게 네게로. I’m coming home all alone. 하지만 지금은 나 홀로.’

Silence…

Ugh, why does it have to be a Monday, I really don’t feel like going to school. I turned over and grabbed my phone from the nightstand, and began checking over all my notification.

‘Snapchat, just gotta send streaks. Instagram, nothing really new on there. Tumblr, some writers updated their stories, I’m bout to just read them during class. Twitter, One Love for Manchester. Facebook, who even uses that anymore. A couple messages no missed calls, though so I’m all good.’

10 minutes later I finally got out of bed and began getting dressed. I went to the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth, then I went downstairs to begin eating breakfast. I was hoping I would see my parents, but instead, I saw a plate of pancakes, bacon, and eggs sitting next to a folded piece of paper.

‘Nabi,

Sorry for not staying for breakfast. Junmyeon called your mother in early and Yifan ended up sending me on a ‘run’. Soohyun made you breakfast, (because we all know that I can’t cook for shit) so enjoy it. Have a good day at school.

Sincerely,

Your Father’

After reading the note I smiled and began eating, surprisingly finishing it all. I went back upstairs to began getting dressed, I picked out my outfit my favorite black and gold Adidas, white tattered jeans, black t-shirt, and a white cardigan. After checking out my outfit in the mirror, I personally deemed it fit to wear.

‘Wow, fantastic baby. Dance woo-hoo I wanna dance…..’

Another alarm went off, and I looked out my window to see a sleek black Jeep pull into my driveway. I was just about to walk out of my room until I saw something move in my bedroom window. ‘Oh shit, I almost forgot to grab my necklace.’ I ran to grab my most prized possession. The three crest pendant, looped through a heart on a simple silver chain. We all have one me, Mom, and Dad too, the pendants all have their own little chain too.

On the first chain to the left, it is a big golden sun representing my father (Baekhyun, and his nickname of light). On the shortest chain to the far right is a platinum crescent moon with diamonds littered all over it, representing my mother( Soohyun). Finally, you have mine, a tiny silver star in the middle and on the longest chain (Because Dad said that one is closest to his heart.) representing me (Byungsoon).

My father gave it to me after my mother told him who I was, right after my first birthday. Basically, it was my birthday gift, but it’s been with me for almost 17 years now.

After standing around for a minute, I heard the car horn go and I began racing down the steps as fast as I can.

“TaeTae! Joonie!” I screamed, seeing who was picking me up today, because I honestly expected it to be Seokjin and Yoongi. Taehyung laughed and pulled at my curls. “That’s Mr.Kim to you, Byungsoon.” Namjoon said smiling at me. Taehyung punched him in the shoulder, “How are we supposed to know which one she’s talking to if we are all Kims?” Taehyung protested. Because neither of them wanted to drop the argument they began bickering back and forth, like the two brothers usually do.

This is the side of them that I like, just seeing them like this, you would never guess that Kim Namjoon and Kim Taehyung we part of the Bangtan Mafia.

Namjoon and Taehyung, also known as Monster and V (Respectively) are part of the highest segment of Bangtan, meet upcalled the Seven. Besides them, there are five more ‘leaders’.

Monster, being the highest leader, handles all negotiations with other Mafias and Gangs. (Yes, surprisingly there is a difference.)   

Then you have Jin (A.K.A. Seokjin) who is tasked with controlling and overseeing ameetupplaces like clubs, restaurants, bars, etc. No one suspects him because of his trustworthy face, and no one would dare mess with him because how influential he is.

The third leader is Suga (A.K.A Yoongi) is in charged of torture and gathering information from prisoners. People don’t think that he is too hard to handle because he is weak looking, but he can still pack a hard ass punch.

The fourth is Jay (a.k.a Hoseok( or I call him Hope)) who is the ‘playboy’ of the group. He gets what he wants when he wants it and would do anything to get it.

Fifth is the face of the Bangtan, but not the mafia side. Mochi (Jimin) is the CEO of Spring Day, he supplies Bangtan with the extra money and housing that they need.

Sixth is V, the supplier, he works hand and hand with Baekhyun and is definantly not afriad to get his hands dirty.  

Lastly we have the strongest and youngest member, who goes by Busan( Jungkook) he is the killer in  the group and is one of the scariest known names.

Low-key, I find it funny Bangtan is one of the scariest mafia around, second only to EXO. But, I may be a little biased on that.

I have known all of Bangtan since I was one, to put it simply they are my bodyguards (and best friends), most people find it weird that your friends with men 4-9 years older than you though. That aside, the reason I first met them was because Dad called them in for extra protection for Mom and me. After Taeyeon, Dad’s crazy ex, began targeting me and my mother, they have been my constant protection everywhere. They are like my crazy older brothers. They have went from being my babysitters to my high school teachers.

We got to the school and we went our ‘separate ways’ even though I’m going to end up seeing Namjoon again in about five minutes for math and homeroom. As I was walking to my locker, I ran into my friends Choa and Kasper, the only two people that knows about my family’s business. “So, are you Byung soon or Erykah today?” Kasper questioned while laughing, to keep from causing any suspiciousness, I replied in French. “You know it’s only Erykah when I’m working with family.” Kasper smirked and nodded his head. “Class is bout to start, and I really don’t want to be late to Mr. Kim’s class!” Choa yelled at us. Remembering about Taehyung and Namjoon’s argument in the car earlier I started snickering, “They are all Kims which one are you talking about?” Almost instantly we all started laughing again as we made our way to class.

It was in the middle of class when both Namjoon and I got the text.

You Have Been Added Into A Group Chat With The Following People;

Savannah, Light, Xiumin, Lu, Kris, Suho, Lay, Fire, D.O., ZT, Kai, Wind, Chen, Monster, Jin, Suga, Jay, Mochi, V, Busan, Krystal, Luna, Queen, Llama, King, Ace, B.Joker, C.Joker, Frost, Ten, Bunny, Jaw, Kid, Key, Onew, Hyun, Sooho, and Shik

I looked up from my screen to see Namjoon’s eyes on me, as we watched each other he glanced to his phone, and I nodded. Namjoon began checking in the HW from last night, as he was looking at one he seemed confused. “Ms. Byungsoon,” Namjoon called, “please step into my office.” I nodded and walked down to his office, he followed me in. “Do you know what this is about, Mother never adds everyone into one group chat like that?” Namjoon shook his head and began shuffling through papers, “Take these to the other teachers, keep your phone on you, asked them if they know.” He commanded. I nodded and set off.

I stopped by Taehyung’s room first, science class, he told me that he was added into the group chat but he hasn’t been able to actively participate because he has to watch his class.   

As I went to class to class they all told me the same thing, after leaving Yoongi’s music class I started walking back to my math class.

‘OW!’ Next thing I knew I found myself on the floor with a really broad shouldered man above me. “OH MY FUCKING GOD BYUNGSOON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE OF CLASS?” Principal Kim Seokjin yelled at me. He yanked me up from the floor and began stalking me to Namjoon’s classroom, when we got there he told Namjoon to come out. Seokjin pushed me into Namjoon’s arms. “WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET HER OUT, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE TEXTS!” Seokjin yelled while whipping out his phone and scrolling the group chat messages. “KIM FUCKING TAEYEON IS OUT TO GET HER!”

After that I stopped listening, Kim Taeyeon, my Dad’s crazy mafia leader ex-girlfriend, one of the scariest females in the world, is after me? The last thing I remembered was Seokjin and Namjoon calling my name, a rush of feets, and darkness.

Driven Masterlist

[admirerxproyect-blog]

Fabulous Joker:

Joder… ¡Qué buen nickname!

Digo, con eso me robaste varias sonrisas y créeme que ahora mismo estoy flipando.

Con respecto a tu carta, creo que está bien, yo tampoco soy bueno redactándolas, por lo que mensajes cortos me va perfecto… !pero solo eso!… Nada de golpes que soy flacucho.

¡Bah! … Creo que eres la primera persona que conozco (si se puede llamar así) que no se aburre con lo que hablo, en serio, nadie jamás en la vida podría encontrar interesante mi discurso sobre cómics, videojuegos, series, astrología, aliens, wwe, etc, etc. Es realmente satisfactorio saber que alguien en el mundo cree que no todo lo que hablo son boberías.

Me intriga saber quien eres, pero también me agrada que mantengas este seudónimo porque así puedes ser más sincera, o sincero, o… ok, más Joker. Ya sabes, cuando quedas en evidencia, los temores aparecen, no quisiera que eso pasara contigo, pues me encantaría volver a recibir más cartas de ti y así conocerte mejor.

Gracias por dedicar un tiempo de tu vida a escribirme.

Gracias por dedicar un tiempo de tu vida en conocerme.

Y gracias por dedicar un tiempo de tu vida en escucharme.

Significa mucho para mi. Atte, Elijah.

[kailjoi]

i finally finished my joker design

[kailjoi]

I also did the little redraw that @frijolebean started :)

[kailjoi]

Morrison had the vision... i cant believe we were robbed of this joker 😔 LIKE- THE OPEN YOUR HEART MUSIC VIDEO???? FR, GRANT????? IM GONNA PASS OUT

[kailjoi]

i literally have a whole entire genderbend au in my brain right now please- they are lesbians your honor, toxic yuri, if you will

[kailjoi]

oh shit uh- fuck sorry, i dropped my picture of girls kissing- omfg you weren't supposed to see that

[kailjoi]

joker has only 3 presentable outfit types: 80s businesswoman [shoulder pads REQUIRED], eccentric clowncore, and whore👍

-or some combination of the three.

here's a meal for you fem!joker lovers :)

[kailjoi]

omfg they're making out 🤢

[kailjoi]

more genderbend batjokes

[kailjoi]

i needed to see them with their tongues down each other's throats, sorry

[kailjoi]

i really gotta stop drawing these two fucking in beds- that's just an unrealistic expectation

full on my alt twt [@/kailjoi_plus]

[kailjoi]

Bryce is a pretty silent, calculated, and emotionless Batman, but Joker always manages to coax angry reactions out of her.

[kailjoi]

Plz plz plz keep drawing more female batjokes. Your version of them is soooo hot and amazing ❤️❤️. Your joker is so beautiful

OMG THANK YOU!!!!! I love them so much, and I'm so glad you like them too! Have a little Halloween doodle!

I'm working on more drawings of these two- if you want to drop some hc questions or prompts in my askbox, i'm gonna be drawing more doodles for those as well!

thank you so much for all the love for bryce and joker!

[kailjoi]

Inspired in parts by the fic "the inevitability of disaster (has sharp teeth)" by @distort-opia ("that's right, darling—let it all out"), the song brought to me by this post from @batjokesinlove ("I don't mind if we fight, if you make me bleed—if you wanna let out just a little bit of steam"), this edit by @the-killing-bl0w (lives in my head rent-free), and the way that Troy Baker absolutely has my heart in Arkham Origins—also the animators and writers went absolutely fucking ham with him (he's perfect to me); he's in part, the Joker I see in my head.

Considering not only the inherently erotic nature of Batman and Joker's dynamic, but the way that [as in this post by @/two-threads] Joker is the one relationship Bruce has that has no boundaries he could possibly break. Joker wants to be that punching bag, he wants to be that outlet of anger and violence, because it's a raw and emotional form of attention (that hatred), and it's so desirable- with Batman being the center of Joker's entire world.

Really, "the only thing that's missing is the make-up sex."

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this, it took me WAY too long.