#c; Jason Todd [RED HOOD] | v; Lost & Found

[batfambitches]

Jason almost replied no, but then he registered what he'd said and told him. "The way your talking sounds like your planning on cooking, which would change my answer."

He had assumed leftover or that he'd order take out, but Dick cooking more often than not wasn't the way to go. He remembered the half burned pancakes from the last time it'd happened.

"Food," Dick echoed with a nod. "Food I can definitely manage."

Dick kept pushing the wheelbarrow forward, eyes moving between between the back of Jason's head and the manor in the fading light of dusk.

"You feel like you might puke again?" He asked, in part to interrupt the silence. "If so, I'm gonna feed you something colorful so it's more fun to watch the next time you ruin my shoes." He laughs at his own comment to confirm that he's joking.

[teen-titans-imagines]

The Batboys As Dads [Headcanons]

Since me and @loudmouthwally have been screaming about dad! Dick and dami and such, I decided to write headcanons after she suggested it to me. As always: reader insert 😎

Dick Grayson

He honestly wasn't sure on being a dad

But when he laid his eyes on you, his daughter/son, he was absolutely ready to fight everyone who had any second thoughts about you.

Dick Grayson was ready to lay down everything for you. Even leave the mantle of Nightwing to someone else, because jesus christ, you were so important to him. (And still are)

Dick Grayson is a playful man, and if you think he wouldn't hit himself on the head with a skillet to make you laugh, you are very, v e r y mistaken.

As you grow up, there is one thing you learn about Dick Grayson.

Dick is a dad joke within himself.

Dad jokes for d a y s.

There is no escaping them.

"I had a scarecrow friend try out for stand up comedy, but the audience thought he was too corny."

"I'm calling the police on you for harassment."

Despite Dick being a silly dad, he is also very protective.

No boys/girls until you are dead.

Actually, no wait, nope, not even in the afterlife.

He will stalk you while on your dates, being as obvious yet hard to spot as possible.

Dick is the waiter, the random guy you bump into on the street, the carnival's janitor.

He's fucking everywhere, man, don't even try to kiss your date because Daddy Dearest will know. In a heartbeat.

#GroundedForKissingMyBoyfriendAfterFindingOutMyDadWasSpyingOnUsAftetHeFELLFROMTHEDAMNTREESCREAMINGBLOODYMURDER #IWANNANEWDAD #JASONBEMYNEWDAD

Despite all the crap he puts you through, Dick loves you very much and just wants the best for you, and that includes a happy life and childhood. He knows that you can lose a lot in a blink of an eye, and he wants you to be happy.

Yet, while he holds a superhero job, it can be pretty straining on your relationship as father and daughter/son.

Just know Dick loves you very much, even if he is a pain in the ass crack.

Jason Todd

If there is one thing Jason Todd does not know how to do, it is Parenting 101.

Please send help. He has no idea how to even wrap a diaper on a child, let alone r a i s e one.

Jason had to have Dick help him out a lot little.

However, after a while, Jason fell into a good routine after doing a lot of research and hands-on learning.

He totally owns one of those 'Parenting for Dummies' books but will completely deny any kind of knowledge about it should anybody find it (demon spawn from hell aka damian fucking wayne)

Spending time with you, Red Hood later. ALWAYS.

He honestly adores you.

You are his everything and if there's one thing Jason never thought he would have wanted until now, it is definitely you.

Instantaneous Death to anybody who even mentions your existence.

Jason Todd Will Not Hesitate, Bitch^TM

He actually snapped at a woman who said she could just 'eat you up'

"Yeah, well, we don't believe in cannibalism, so."

Jason definitely sings you to sleep, and is proud, even touched, that you will raise hell if he fails to sing you to sleep right on schedule.

As you grow and get into school, Jason is quick to teach you self defense.

And taught you that all boys had a contagious virus and to punch any that tried to kiss you or hold your hand. (Female)

And taught you that girls were the devils spawn and were to be avoided at all cost (Male)

You once got suspended for calling the teacher an 'asshat'. Jason was lowkey sort of proud. Dick wasn't amused.

You have a white streak in your hair, and when you need to be with your father, he will play with that lock of hair.

You and Jason are exactly alike, with some different attributes. But that doesn't make you any less of a Todd.

Your damian's favorite. Just saying.

Tim Drake

You were definitely not what Tim Drake was expecting.

But definitely everything he wanted.

If there is one thing you both know how to do, it's complain.

"Oh my god, I did literally everything the books told me to do. Why are you still c r y i n g???"

"...WAH-"

*slams head into desk*

Tim swears that if he wasn't a coffee addict then, he fucking is now.

No sleep. At all. You give him too much shit.

Jason thinks it's hysterical because you seem to be Karma in a onesie for all the times Tim was a little shit to him.

Tim loves you to the moon and back, but you never fail to irk at least one of his remaining nerves that still works.

P r o b l e m a t i c C h i l d r e n

Yes, that means Tim and you.

Did he give you a bath just now? No the fuck he didn't. Did he just clean the high chair? No the fuck he didnt, bitch. Did he just change your diaper? Come back, bitch. It's a shitstorm in here, and you're in the eye of the hurricane. Gas mask it up, son.

As you grow up, Tim wants you to get out there and do whatever. He's slightly not ok with you dating, but don't think he won't do at least 15 background checks, stake outs, securing the perimeter, interrogations, whatever. Each. 15 each.

You are a computer genius just like him, but don't spend your time on the computer all the time. Mostly just to play games here and there.

As you grow in school, there is not a single day that goes by that you absolutely loathe it.

Honestly

Why cant you just homeschool. We have the capability too.

"Who even needs human friends? Uncle Damian is doing just fine with his animals."

"He also has homicidal tendecies, so. You're gonna get some human interaction whether you like it or not."

Honestly, you and Tim butt heads all the time, but at the end of the day, you are his flesh and blood, and he will protect and love you till the world stops turning.

Damian Wayne

Let's be honest: Damian Wayne would be the most worried and/or scared person on earth if he found out he was gonna be a dad.

All these insecurities about his past, the bad memories, all of it coming back to haunt him as he thought about his child.

Damian was not ready at all.

He was honestly very weary of you. Since he didn't really get along with children, there was no way to explain to him how to raise his kid for the next eighteen years.

He realized that when he held you. Kinda like an 'aha' moment, but with an 'oh shit' instead.

After Damian warmed up to you, though, he was Dad to the Max. Spin the fucking wheel to jackpot.

Damian has very high expectations for himself as a dad. He needs to be on top of the mark at all times or he is sure he has failed you.

Damian is a perfectionist, so if he doesn't get you to calm down after screaming bloody murder on the first try, he literally wants to stab something because wtf he was sure he was doing this right.

Damian sings you to sleep. Dami has the voice of an angel when he's quietly singing and it's soothing as fuck. Never fails to make you sleepy. Add in a bit of bouncing while leaned against his shoulder and it is lights o u t.

Damian is a very teasing father, despite how serious he can be. You are the only person who he shows his soft, relaxed side too. You are his everything and he lets you know that shamelessly.

Damian will kill anybody who even dares to mention your name or make horrible implications about your existence.

That is his child and he will fuck someone up if they speak wrongly of you. Talk shit, get hit, bitches get a fucking katana to the eye.

Definition of the meme "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

Damian Wayne Will Definitely Not Hesitate, Bitch^TM

As you grow up, Damian makes it crystal clear.

NO DATING AT ALL.

Damian is protective as fuck. He needs to know where you are, where you are going, who is going with you, who is all going to be there, how long is it gonna be, how long are you gonna be driving there, are there gonna be any boys present, Drake, would you finish the damn background checks already???

Damian is just like Dick: not even in the afterlife or the bullshit after that.

You are very much like Damian. Practically a spitting image. It makes Damian feel proud because of the Wayne Legacy that you might keep up, his ego, and the fact that his child is a badass and looks like one too.

Damian and you are not perfect, though. You two often get into arguments about certain things, usually the littlest. One of the things you two often fight about, however, is the mantle of Robin.

Huge no-no.

Noooo. No no no.

There is no way you are becoming Robin. You are his baby and he is NOT going to let some STUPID costume ruin that for him.

He can be very cold, even to you at times, and since you didn't inherit his amazing lack skill of patience, you are often calling him out on his bullshit and his attitudes.

Seriously. Who even is the adult here anymore.

You are taller than Damian. It infuriates him to no end.

"Dad, how's the weather down there?"

"gROUNDED."

At the end of the day, Damian loves you dearly and you love him dearly as well. There is never a dull moment between you two and it makes for a harmonious atmosphere. Even if you can be a pain in each other asses, Damian is sure he would be lost to the world of familial love had it not been for you.

You are his rock and he is your oasis in a barren land. Family always, always matters to you both.

[batfambitches]

Jason didn't say anything at first, just crossing his arms and letting himself slump into the wheelbarrow as comfortably as he could. He sat there in silence for a couple of minutes, quietly picking at his nails with his arms still crossed before finally speaking again.

"So how long?" His voice was quieter then he meant, the half acknowledgment of the fact he had been dead.He was kind of glad that Bruce was off world even if part of him wished he and Alfred were waiting in the house because he knew that there would be a barrage of questions the moment he saw him, hopefully Alfred was back before Bruce.

Dick would probably try to run interference but Alfred was just better at it when it came to Bruce, at least Dick wasn't being to weird about it. Even if he had noticed the way that he didn't want to turn around on the way to the shed, and how quiet he'd gotten once they started moving again.

"As much I'm sure you'd love to be as stylish as me, you won't need to. Everything is just as you left it," Dick said as he tipped the wheelbarrow forward slightly and began to move back towards the manor.

His mouth went dry as he spoke. Dick had been to Jason's room a couple of times since he had died, but never stayed in for long. It was too hard to be around Jason's things, Jason's smell as it faded. It was easier to be at Jason's grave, out in the open where Dick could breathe.

Dick focused on pull in his muscles as he moved Jason and the wheelbarrow over the dirt, the warmth and strain easier to sit with than anything else he was feeling.

[batfambitches]

“I was fine, then the adrenaline of digging myself out of a...the ground went away.” He'd almost said grave, the instinct to make morbid jokes to deal nearly forcing him to acknowledge the obvious.

At the question about if he wanted to walk at all he moved and slid himself into the wheelbarrow, only answering once he was securely in place. “Driver, get me to a god damn shower.” Vaguely he wondered if his room still had its things in it, there was enough room in the manor it might not have been cleaned out yet.

Well, maybe. He didn't know how long it had been though. “Please tell me I'm not going to have to steal yours or Bruce's clothes after I get my desperately needed shower.”

"No, I'm— yes, I did suggest that, but mostly because I don't know if your muscles have atrophied or something, man, I don't know, it's like a mile back to the house," Dick moved to rub his temples for a moment. He squeezed his eyes shut to steady himself, suddenly overcome with relief at being able to speak with his brother like this again.

"Bruce is off-planet and Alfred is out of town, so they'll have to catch your grand entrance on the security cams later," Dick said, walking backwards to the shed. He didn't want to take his eyes off of Jason, terrified that he might vanish again.

He broke the lock and wrenched open the door, emerging a moment later with the wheelbarrow.

"You want to try walking at all, or just get in? It's not the batmobile, but it'll do."

[batfambitches]

Jason paused for a second and then turned to look at Dick. "Did you just suggest pushing me to the house in a wheelbarrow?" Before Dick could even reply he help up his hand and told him. "Never mind, great idea. If anyone is home we can make them think you've gone insane and are wheeling a body into the house."

honestly the thought of the shock and appall on someone's face when either they saw Dick walk in or looked at the security footage would be enough for him to say 'fuck it lets go', but adding on how fucking tired he felt? Yeah, he was on board.

Dick hovered behind Jason, watching how his brother moved to look for any injuries. Dick didn't know how to care for the recently resurrected, but he could tell that moving was difficult for Jason.

Dick glanced back towards the manor, wondering if there was a way to make this easier. There was a shed near the edge of the family plot.

"Do you want to walk or should I see if there's a wheelbarrow in there?" Dick asked with a nod towards the small building.

[batfambitches]

Even though it didn't hurt Jason didn't like the poking about checking for injuries, but he ground his teeth and didn't pull away as he waited for Dick to be done. He felt when Dick hesitated at what he could only assume was new scares, based on the placement and the fact that he didn't remember anything being there before.

"Good, cause I need a hose off and out of this." Jason said as he reached up and grabbed a hold of Dick's hands and pulled himself up, he stumbled a bit and steadied himself before letting go. Walking back to the Manor was going to be fun.

"You can tell me to stop whenever you need to," Dick says as he gently checks Jason's skull, neck, and shoulders for injury. Dick holds his breath as he discovers healed scars, Dick's chest about to burst as he continues his examination.

"I think you're good to move," Dick says, brushing his hands on jeans as he stands, taking the moment not facing Jason to try and pull his expression together into something calm. He holds both hands out to his brother to help him up.