#c:draco malfoy

[xesotericconundrumx]

if you asked astoria what her life would have been like when she was a child, she would say nothing like this. her family was ancient and set in their ways for a long time. but as the world changed they moved with the times, slowly but so much so by the time astoria came along things were different. she was raised in a proper pureblood home of course but her ideals were more liberal then others. unbewnost to most she fought in the battle of hogwarts, well nursed people in the battle. hogwarts was her home and she would protect it. what didn’t surprise people was her marrying draco. despite the world turning upside down there were those who still saw her marriage as perfection. and it was. she loved him. and she hoped he loved her. but that all faded when scorpius was born. he was the pride and joy and her legacy. the curse skipped her sister and moved straight to her. it was unfortante but draco would not be lonely, not with his beautiful son to look after. that’s what she hoped. when she awoke in this strange town however her ring was gone and she knew she died. taking a stroll to gather those thoughts she came across a familiar face. “why did you take my wedding ring?” she asked draco somewhat sadly. 

@edgcofgreat​ for draco

[thriceapodfic]

(Cover by Capitu)

[Podfic] Chuck Norris Isn't A Man With A Beard. He's A Beard With A Man, by SDK (65 words) by KDHeart, podfic_lover, the24thkey, thriceandonce, Arioch, Annapods, growlery, idellaphod, frecklebombfic, momopods, Podfic-Chicklet, Vaysh-podfics Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Millicent Bulstrode/Ginny Weasley Characters: Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Pansy Parkinson, Millicent Bulstrode, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini Additional Tags: chuck norris - Freeform, Not a Chuck Norris fanfic, Crack, reading drunk writing, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Community: firewhiskeyfic Summary:

Chuck Norris knows if zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes.

A multi-voice podfic of SDK's story, recorded during Europodfriends 2018 in Berlin.

(Originally posted 2020-01-25)

[damntragedy-archive]

@thcboywhodied

“Happy late birthday... Potter.”

[thriceapodfic]

Fandom: Harry Potter | Pairing: none | Rating: G | Length: 0:08:48 | Summary: In which the teachers mysteriously vanish, the Slytherins plot to take over the castle, and Hermione completely fails to get anyone interested in finding out what's going on.

originally posted on 2013-01-01

text available for download on author's profile on DW on AO3 on AA download (right-click -> save as): mp3 (8.7 MB) | m4b (4.6 MB)