#c:dj

[malone-davis]

Non, ils sont très satisfaits. Je suis loin de faire des vagues ou des controverses. Je m'en voudrais de les faire stresser! Oh seigneur. Il leur en faut quand même pas beaucoup pour s'emballer. C'est donc pour ça les edits de vous que je vois passer de temps en temps?

J'espère qu'ils te couvrent de cadeaux pour te remercier. Tu sais il y'a beaucoup de gens qui s'ennuient et qui vivent à travers la vie des célébrités... Un toucher d'épaules c'est un évènement pour eux. Oui... J'ai l'impression que depuis Games Of Throne les gens sont devenus beaucoup trop à l'aise avec l'inceste, c'est un enfer.

Oops?

Il semblerait que je l'ai encore fait... J'ai osé toucher l'épaule de mon garde du corps et maintenant la toile s'est enflammée. Pitié dîtes-moi que ça va s'essoufler plus vite cette fois-!

[photographereloiseb]

location: the halloween party

with: @djrcjas​

Eloise was very much enjoying the night, she had caught quite a lot of photos that night already as she managed to get a lot. She had the night off work that night surprisingly even though she was at the bar she worked at. She smiled as she walked towards the guy she just caught a photo of who happened to be her best friend and co-worker. She walked over to him, “Just finish you shift huh? You better be staying for the rest of the night.” She looked at him laughing a little. 

[notpeterxparker-blog]

@itsdjjones: 

Hey you, Im heading home and thought I should pick up something for dinner. What would you like for dinner?

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TEXT]: jack, sweetie. i need a favor. it involves free food. not brownies this time i swear

[TEXT]: Of course! I can’t say no to free food!

[TEXT]: What is the favour?

[colins-bridgerton]

kate’s television meme: 3/40 canon couples 

dj tanner-fuller & steve hale 

full house/fuller house 

“i’ve known it since high school and i’’m even more sure of it now. we’re soulmates. i couldn’t even imagine my life without you in it.”

[chsesteinarchived]

kate’s tv otps (updated) 2/100

↳ dj tanner&steve hale

↳full house 1987-1995 & fuller house 2016-

↳ ❝i’ve known it since high school and i’’m even more sure of it now. we’re soulmates. i couldn’t even imagine my life without you in it❞

[notpeterxparker-blog]

Okay, but talk to your best friend and see. I dont want to be crashing a boy's week.

notpeterxparker:

I think the question you should ask yourself is, do you want me picking up all the pretty ladies? I mean, I did have a lot of girls numbers that one spring break.

I said it then and I’ll say it again. It wasn’t a competition. 

[mitchfabs]

elflopez replied to your post:How the fuck does the library think they can...

Solution: steal the books from the library.

It was a 24 hour reserve book. Fuck my life.

[mariepuck-blog]

#holy shit#youre pretty#did you know that? because you are

You shush, DJ.

[notpeterxparker-blog]

@itsdjjones:

True I do love you babe. Especially when you bring me tacos.

I see how it is, I should’ve known better than I thought you love me for me not when I bring you food. To think I was going to spoil you tonight.

[malone-davis]

Je craquerais sous une telle pression! Je préfère être de l'autre côté de la barre... même si on ne peut pas dire que je fasse beaucoup de bêtises. Maaaaais je suis trop curieuse maintenant. Tu ne m'as pas donné assez à me mettre sous la dent!

C'est vrai que tu es plutôt sage, ton équipe doit pas avoir à se plaindre de toi très souvent. En dehors de ces attouchements d'épaules... C'est à tes risques et périls.

Oops?

Il semblerait que je l'ai encore fait... J'ai osé toucher l'épaule de mon garde du corps et maintenant la toile s'est enflammée. Pitié dîtes-moi que ça va s'essoufler plus vite cette fois-!

[chsesteinarchived]

kate’s tv otps: 2/100

↳ dj tanner & steve hale

↳full house 1987-1995 & fuller house 2016-2017

↳ ❝ i’ve known it since high school and i’’m even more sure of it now. we’re soulmates. i couldn’t even imagine my life without you in it.❞  

[notpeterxparker-blog]

What? You burnt yourself on the chicken when we were making chicken & waffles and I wanted to make sure you didnt hurt yourself again. Its a nice birthmark though.

notpeterxparker replied to your photo “@itsdjjones uploaded a photo Let me get a mcpick 2. Breakfast of…”

spideyparks: Quick question, what’s that on your bicep? Is that a birth mark or did you burn yourself on making food again?

Wow rude. Its a birthmark. 

[notpeterxparker-blog]

@itsdjjones replied to your photo “†³ INSTAGRAM: @notpeterparker::  Ladies and gents, my #MCM. He’s...”

@itsdjjones: The next chopped champion ladies and gents

Are you ready for whatever they throw at you?

[notpeterxparker-blog]

@itsdjjones replied to your photo “†³ INSTAGRAM: @notpeterparker: uploaded a new photo: 👀👀👀👀 ❤ 100...”

WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

Maybe a new album?

[notpeterxparker-blog]

@itsdjjones replied to your post: Bonfire, Saltwater

More like showers with your bf ;)

And too bad you had to work, or you could’ve joined me in the showers at the gym.