“You know you want it. Yeehaw!” Freya yelled, voice a terrible impersonation of Owen Wilson’s southern accent, lifting up a joint to Lyanna from where she sat sprawled on the couch at a frat party, legs kicked up in recline. Blonde hair hung off towards the ground, eyes red from smoking, skirt lifting up so thigh on her thigh that her companion, whose lap she kept her legs in, couldn’t help but stare at her. “This is Tyler. He’s in my photography class. He’s got some good weed. Was thinking of blowing him later in thanks,” she joked, voice full of sarcasm, as Tyler spluttered out a cough at the statement, cheeks growing red. “Think I should?” @lyannapark
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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! (Lyanna and Edward)
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
embaixo do rm, bc é muito grande, socorro. Ainda tenho que responder as outras asks, mas é que essas assim são tão mais fácil de responder. Btw, tive que riscar umas coisinhas, porque não condiz com a época e tal, ou o contexto.
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? idk, espero que até a morte suahus
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Acho que apesar deles não se conhecerem muito bem, e terem se conhecido recentemente, eles não vão demorar muito ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How was their first kiss? O do casamento foi awkward
Wedding:
Who proposed? Os pais deles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? A família
Who stressed the most? A Lyanna, até porque ela tava longe de casa e tudo mais
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? IDk, algumas famílias do reino, maybe
Sex (eles ainda não fazem essa parte, mas coloquei como imagino, idk):
Who is on top? Eddie
Who is the one to instigate things? Eddie
How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? idk, acho que depende né ushau
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? probs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How rough are they in bed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it depends, mas normalmente acho que é mais assimSofter than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? Umas quatro, sei lá. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
How many children will they adopt? None, provavelmente.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? As criadas (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
Who is the stricter parent? O Edward
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? Os dois, i guess
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Eddie. As leis de lá mesmo, idk.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? As criadas, adeus (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
Who is the most picky in their food choice? Lyanna
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? Always (▰˘◡˘▰)
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Meat lovers
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Eddie, I guess
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Os dois quando se unissem pra cozinhar. v(=∩_∩=)フ
Chores:
Who cleans the room? As criadas, elas devem tá tipo ☉▵☉凸
Who is really against chores? IDK
Who cleans up after the pets? Nenhum dos dois.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? None.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Lyanna, porque ela é meio estressada com tudo.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Como já dito anteriormente, as criadas, de novo. Mas elas achariam tipo uns dragões de ouro, maybe.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Lyanna.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? Eles não tem cachorro, então, sei lá.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Sempre
What are their goals for the relationship? No momento, é fazer as coisas funcionarem e tudo mais.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Lyanna.
Who plays the most pranks? Eddie, e a Lyanna quando ela tá de bom humor.
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Founders ball | Hei Shou & Lyanna
@prxfetisa
Se comparado ao restante das festas que Hei havia presenciado ali na escola, o baile em homenagem aos fundadores da escola estava de fato se desenvolvendo de uma maneira bem diferente do restante; criando um ambiente que Hei não estava inteiramente acostumado a lidar. Diferentemente do seu pai, ele sempre fora mantido mais afastado das festas sociais que os membros da família estavam acostumados a frequentar, ou pelo menos antes do seu pai se mudar para a Inglaterra. Ou seja, tanto em festas mais descontraídas como as mais formais como aquela Hei sempre encontrava alguma forma de ficar perdido. Decidiu, então, agir como grande parte dos colegas; não se postando muito formal e nem informal demais. Nos primeiros instantes devido a adrenalina resultada da primeira dança isso não pareceu um problema, mas com o decorrer da festa começou a incomodar um pouco. Suspirou demoradamente, agora sentado em uma das mesas depois de dançar um pouco com Mia e ter conversado com algumas pessoas mascaradas pelo salão. Não conseguia pensar no que fazer em seguida, e estava começando a se perguntars e havia sido uma boa ideia sugerir que a sonserina aplicasse o feitiço na máscara mantendo os olhos direcinados para onde quer que a mesma andasse. Estava tão concentrado nessa tarefa que não percebeu o que acontecia próximo de si, escutando um som que normalmente o teria sobressaltado, mas optou por ignorar a principio.
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