#c: mummy evans

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Obscure Characters List - Male Edition

Obscure Characters I love for some reason. (By obscure I mean characters that have little to no fanfic written about them. Not necessarily characters nobody’s ever heard of.) Don’t ask me to explain why.

A

Abraham Alastor/Anthony Clarke (Dark Pictures Little Hope)

Adam (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

Adam (Hallmark Frankenstein 2004)

Al Capone (Night at the Museum)

Alan McMichael (Crimson Peak)

Alec Fell (Nancy Drew, The Silent Spy)

AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

Amphibian Man/The Asset (Shape of Water)

Anthony Walsh (Blood Fest)

Anton Herzen (Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box)

Ardeth Bay (Mummy series)

Armand (Queen of the Damned 2002)

Armando Salazar (Pirates of the Caribbean 5)

B

Barnaby (Sabrina Down Under)

Baron Humbert von Gikkingen (The Cat Returns)

Baron Meinster (Brides of Dracula)

Beast/Hank McCoy (X-Men, Kelsey Grammer version)

Beast/Prince (Beauty and the Beast 2014)

Ben Willis (I Know What You Did Last Summer)

Bernard the elf (Santa Clause series)

Black Phillip (The VVitch)

Blade (Puppetmaster series)

Bughuul (Sinister 1 and 2)

C

Caliban/John Clare (Penny Dreadful)

Captain Frederick Wentworth (Persuasion)

Captain James Hook (Peter Pan 2003)

Cedric Brown (Nanny McPhee)

Christian Thompson (Devil Wears Prada)

Colonel William Tavington (The Patriot)

Cornelis Sandvoort (Tulip Fever)

Crown Prince Ryand'r/Darkfire (DC comics/Teen Titans)

D

Daniel Le Domas (Ready Or Not)

Death (Final Destination series)

Dimitri Allen (Professor Layton and the Unwound Future)

Dimitri Denatos (Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire)

Dustfinger (Inkheart)

Dr. Alexander Sweet/Dracula (Penny Dreadful)

Dr. Gregory Butler (Happy Death Day 1 & 2)

Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)

Driller Killer (Slumber Party Massacre 2)

E

Edward Gracey (Haunted Mansion 2003) 

Edward Mordrake (Urban Legend/American Horror Story Asylum)

Edward/Eddie “Tex” Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3)

Elemer of the Briar (Elden Ring)

Erik Carriere (Phantom of the Opera 1990)

Ethan (Pilgrim 2019)

F

Father Gascoigne (Bloodborne)

Faustus Blackwood (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina)

Fegan Floop (Spy Kids trilogy)

Fox Mask/Tom (You’re next)

G

George Knightley (Emma)

Ghost/Mitch (Haunt 2019)

Godskin Apostle (Elden Ring)

Godwyn the Golden (Elden Ring)

Gold Watchers (Dark Deception)

Greg (Bodies, Bodies, Bodies)

Grim Matchstick (Cuphead)

Gurranq Beast Clergyman (Elden Ring)

H

Henry Jekyll/Edward Hyde (Broadway, Rob Evan version)

Henry Sturges (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

Hugh Crain (Haunting of Hill House, the book and 1963 film. Not the Flanagan show or 1999 movie remake)

Hugo Butterly (Nancy Drew, Danger by Design)

I

Ingemar (Midsommar)

J

Jack Ferriman (Ghost Ship)

Jack Worthing/Uncle Jack (We Happy Few)

Jafar (Once Upon a Time, not the Wonderland spin-off)

Jan Valek (John Carpenter’s Vampires)

Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough/Alex (Jumanji 2 and 3)

Jervis Tetch/Mad Hatter (Arkhamverse! Video Games)

Jester (Puppetmaster series)

John (He’s Out There)

Joseph “Joey” Mallone (Blackwell series)

Juan (The Forever Purge)

Juno Hoslow, Knight of Blood (Elden Ring)

K

Kalabar (Halloweentown)

Kenneth Haight (Elden Ring)

Killer Moth/Drury Walker (Teen Titans)

King Paimon (Hereditary)

L

Lamb Mask/Craig (You’re next)

Lamplighter (The Boys)

Launder Man (Crypt TV)

Lawrence “Larry” Gordon (Saw series)

Loki (Apsulov: End of Gods)

Lucifer (Devil’s Carnival 1 & 2)

M

Magic Mirror (Snow White 1937/Shrek)

Man in the Mask (The Strangers)

Manon (The Craft)

Man-Thing (Marvel’s Werewolf By Night)

Marco Polo/Merman (Crypt TV)

Marcus Corvinus (Underworld series)

Markus Boehm (Nancy Drew, the Captive Curse)

Mephistopheles (Faust’s Albtraum)

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare (Bloodborne)

Miquella (Elden Ring)

Mirror Man (Snow White and the Huntsman)

Mr. Crow/Aldous Vanderboom (Rusty Lake series)

Mr. Le Bail (Ready Or Not)

Mr. Slausen (Tourist Trap)

N

Nigel Billingsley (Jumanji 2 and 3)

Night’s Cavalry (Elden Ring)

Nothing (The Night House)

P

Pazuzu (The Exorcist)

Pierre Despereaux (Psych)

Prince Anton Voytek (Vampire 1974)

Prince Escalus (Romeo and Juliet, no particular adaptation)

Prince Quartus (Stardust)

Prince Septimus (Stardust)

Professor Petrie/Phantom of the Opera (Phantom of the Opera 1962)

Peter Quint (Turn of the Screw, the book and maybe some other adaptations. Not the Bly Manor Flanagan show.)

R

Reese Kelly (Scarlet Hollow)

Rene Belloq (Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Roland Voight (Hellraiser 2022)

Ronin (Star Trek)

Rorschach (Watchmen)

Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Rusty Nail (Joyride trilogy)

S

Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

Sam Wayne (Scarlet Hollow)

Silver Surfer/Norrin Radd (Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer)

Simon Jarrett (SOMA)

Sir Lancelot (Night at the Museum 3)

Sportacus (LazyTown)

Starscourge Radahn (Elden Ring)

STEM (Upgrade)

Sutter Cane (In the Mouth of Madness)

T

Thantos DuBaer (Twitches 1 and 2)

The Auditor (Hellraiser: Judgment)

The Babadook (The Babadook)

The Black Knight Ghost (Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed)

The Curator (Dark Pictures Anthology)

The Designer (Devil’s Carnival 2)

The Djinn/Nathaniel Demerest/Professor Joel Barash/Steven Verdel (Wishmaster series)

The Faun (Pan’s Labyrinth)

The Fox (The Little Prince 1974)

The Jester (The Jester, A Short Horror Film series)

The Kinderfänger (Crypt TV)

The Knight/Tarhos Kovács (Dead by Daylight)

The Look-See (Crypt TV)

The Man (Carnival of Souls)

The Merman (Cabin In The Woods)

The Metal Killer (Stage Fright 2014)

The Mirror (Oculus)

The Narrator (Stanley Parable)

The Other (Hellfest)

The Phantom (Phantom Manor)

The Projectionist (Pearl)

The T-1000/Cop (Terminator 2, Terminator Genisys)

The Tall Man/The Entity (It Follows)

The Thing (The Thing 1982)

The Torn Prince/Royce Clayton (Thirteen Ghosts remake)

The Torso/James “Jimmy” Gambino (Thirteen Ghosts remake)

Thomas Alexander “Alex” Upton (TAU)

Tiger Mask/Dave (You’re Next)

Tommy Ross (Carrie, 1976)

V

Valak (The Conjuring)

Valdack and his real world counterpart (Black Mirror)

Van Pelt (Jumanji 2)

Venable (Wrong Turn 2021)

Viktor (Underworld series)

Viktor Frankenstein/Dr. Whale (Once Upon a Time)

Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing 2004)

W

Wade Thornton (Nancy Drew, Ghost of Thornton Hall)

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Westley/Dread Pirate Roberts (The Princess Bride)

Wildwind/Dark Skull, Stormy Weathers, and Lightning Strikes (Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire)

“William”/The Headless Figure (Crypt TV)

William "Billy" Butcherson (Hocus Pocus 1 and 2)

X

Xenan the Centaur (Xena Warrior Princess)

[notafunkiller]

please don’t believe everything you see bc her and Luke Evans has to be the most made up thing ever! Most of the people she’s been rumoured linked to were just friends/coworkers (Jared L, John H, Tom C…) spread as a rumour. Only James R, Chris M & Chris P are legit people she officially dated and you can add Seb S if you want to / Luke is her friend who she used to try and get into the BATB live action. She was promptly fired from that. She was supposed to be Tom C’s next PR gf back when they were promoting The Mummy, but he ended up squashing that because the movie tanked (and he probably couldn’t tolerate her).

I had no idea about these.

[prettyasadiagram]

Thanks for the tag @cranberrymoons -- I haven't done one of these in forever. In no particular order:

The Mummy (1999) - It's a classic and if you disagree, you're wrong. The way Evie and Rick look at each other makes me swoon.

Philadelphia Story (1940) - the banter! the drinking! it's a Bryn Mawr College classic and I love it. I also love getting drunk and shouting "C. K. Dexter Haaaaaavennnnnnnnn"

The Losers (2010) - sure a bunch of kids die in the beginning, but it also has classic lines like "Cats, not to be trusted" and "That's right bitches, I've got a crossbow." Plus, Jeffrey Dean Morgan in a suit, Zoe Saldana in these crazy red leather pants, and skinny Chris Evans! Also, a fantastic use of the song "Black Betty." And, actually, the song where I got my username from ("U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills")

The Old Guard (2020) - Give us 2 Old 2 Guard, Netflix, you cowards! Immortals doing badass things and having emotions and being mostly fucked up about it! Charlize Theron kicking so much ass! KiKi Layne being the beating fucking heart of that movie!

Charlie's Angels (2019) - Look I LOVE the originals. BUT this reboot? It's gay and I'm obsessed. The random dance routine near the end???? Perfect. Kristen Stewart looking like she's having so much fun! Ella Balinska could step on me and I'd say thank you.

Constantine (2005) - No I am not accepting questions at this time. I am so fond of this movie, I don't know what to tell you.

Pacific Rim (2013) - I'm weak for Rinko Kikuchi kicking Charlie Hunnam's ass AND a robot using a cargo ship like a baseball bat. Also, great soundtrack.

Thief and the Cobbler (1993) - This made an impression on my childhood. "Gotta get the ruby off the fat's guys head..." "ONEEEEE EYEEEEEE" "Attack, attack, and never look backkkkk" Also Princess YumYum's heart-shaped headpiece? I desperately wanted that.

All the High School Musicals (2006-2008) - do you hate fun? No really, do you?

Leverage (2008-2012) - I'm aware this isn't a movie but honestly I could watch this series on repeat. It's absolutely perfect.

no pressure tags: @meowdejavu @putsch @insignem @grandwretch

Rules: post 10 of your favourite comfort movies then tag 10 people.

I got tagged most recently by @every-aj-needs-an-angel (but I also think I got tagged a while back by a few people and I fell way behind on tags)

1. Pride and Prejudice (2005) - I mean we all know why. If you don’t:

2. Captain America: Civil War - I won’t be able to apologize for this. It’s just the most romantic bullshit a person can see. A man going against his country, the world, his friends, for his long lost love? Sigh.

3. Miracle - It’s hockey. I dunno what else I have to say.

4. The Breakfast Club - If you haven’t watched it, how.

5. Beauty and the Beast - This has been my favorite original Disney princess movie since I was maybe four and I learned to read? I thought Belle was amazing and I genuinely told my mom at six years old that I hoped my husband had a big library. What a dreamer.

6. The Princess Diaries - My sister and I watch this almost once a month. I blame naming Eddie’s daughter after Mia Thermopolis because I had just watched it again.

7. Matilda - This one is depressing when you think about it, but my family used to call me Matilda because I would prefer to just sit in my room and read. And then Harry Styles wrote the song and I was like…hmmm that’s something to unpack…and then I just started watching the movie when I was sad.

8. 10 Things I Hate About You - I mean.

9. Hook - I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this movie, but it’s gotta be in the triple digits.

10. Jumanji (1995) - I don’t have anything against the new one, but the original is just unparalleled. You just can’t compete with Robin Williams.

Now, keep in mind that I RARELY watch anything at all, so when I’m watching these, something is very wrong 😂

No pressure tags: @simplebtromance @zerokrox-blog @izzy2210 @estrellami-1 (I think you may have tagged me in this a while ago too so ignore this if you did 😭) @legitcookie @sidekick-hero @steves-strapcollection @wormdebut (or work on your gd fic ffs) @wynnyfryd @messessentialist

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Disappear

This is the first thing I’ve finished in a while (and also the first first-person pov). It’s also really sad due to a few people in my life going through loss and my own worries. Anyways, here you go.

can also be read on FFN & AO3. 

You’re kissing her like she is destined to disappear, thus, taking away your light (she shines brighter than anything you’ve ever seen and ever will see). And you’re crying because you can’t believe that you got so lucky­–how the fuck did you get so lucky?

‘James,’ you hear her whisper, her voice sounding like the world was shattering around her. You wished it wouldn’t, wished that you could make it so that she would never have to see you like this because yourworld is shattering. They’re dead. Dead. How could you live in a world without them, without your mother’s teasing nature and the way she’d hug you every night you were home as if you too would disappear. She was so tiny, so fragile.  

How could you live without your father who smelled like coffee first thing in the morning and found it fun to bond over the crossword. He was your role model, the kind of husband you inspired to be, the kind of father you one day hoped to be.

They let you have the brother you had always wanted, an adopted one who they loved an adored just as they loved and adored you. He was their son too.

‘They’re dead, Lily, dead.’ And you cried because you had her, because she married you and let you be a mess. But you no longer had them and that would always wreck you. Perhaps you would see them in the afterlife, healthier than they had been in their last years.

‘I know.’ What else was there to be said? That she was sorry? You knew she was, that she had loved them as she had loved her own in life and in death. And they had loved her from the moment they had meant, officially having given her the Euphemia and Fleamont Potter stamp of approval.  

Rest in peace, mum and dad.

She looked scared as she announced, ‘I’m pregnant.’ You go to her, tears in your eyes and wrap your arms around her, lightly lifting her up from the ground. You love her, you love them.

You mumble that into her skin, placing kisses on her neck, the tears on her cheeks, her lips.

‘It’ll be okay,’ you say not realizing that that was a lie. Perhaps nothing would ever be okay.

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Live with the goldfish

Summary: Chris goes live and he of course gets interupted by the one and only Nora

Warning: Fluff

Title: live with the goldfish

Word count: 700+

A/n: thanks to whoever gave me this idea

Pairing: Chris Evans x reader, dad! Chris

Masterlist | request closed momentarily

Goldfish

Please don't post any of my content anywhere else without my permission. Comments and reblogs welcome!

You promised Chris you were going to keep Nora out of the way while he was live streaming. She wanted Chris' attention always, with her being a Daddy's girl. You understood it, but sometimes she couldn't be with him all the time and that wasn't easy for a two year old.

"Daddy has to do some work. You can stay with mommy and I'll be back here in a few minutes." Nora looked up at him, Stroking the hair of her doll. "Otay." she fully didn't understand what he was saying, but she said it anyways.

Chris smiled and kissed her head. He turned to you and smiled. "I'll see you two in about 30 minutes okay?" You nodded. "Alright." Chris quickly gave you a kiss before pulling away and walked to his office.

He sat up his computer and started the live. People started popping in and saying hi. "Hi everyone. I'm going to answer some questions." He said waving at them. People kept streaming in and Chris started answering questions.

-♥-

Nora was growing cranky. She wanted Chris badly. 

"Mommy I want Daddy." She whined walking up to you. You sat your book down beside you, "I know sweetheart, but you gotta wait." 

Nora huffed, crossing her arms, turning her back to you. You looked at her, "hey Nora it's okay. Daddy will be done soon. Hey," 

she turned around. "I know what will make you feel better," she looked up at you with her h/e/c eyes . "Goldfish!"

 She tried to hold back her smile, but couldn't. "I want goldfish." You smiled, standing up. "Ok, let's go get some goldfish." 

She walked behind you as you walked into the kitchen. You reached into the cabinet in search of the goldfish. When you found them, you pulled the bag out.

Nora was jumping up and down as you turned around. You chuckled, "here you go sweetheart." You handed it to her and she hugged it tightly. "Fishy." 

She pulled the bag away from her chest and handed it to you. "Open it peas." "Okay." You took it from her and opened it. When it was open you handed it back to her. She took it and grabbed a few out of the bag shoving them into her mouth.

“mhm so mummy. “ she tried to say yummy, making You laugh. “Okay you eat your goldfish, mommy needs to go to the restroom.” she nodded and kept munching on her goldfish. You walked to the bathroom and shut the door.

Nora heard the door close and took her opportunity. She made a beeline for Chris's office. "Daddy!" 

Chris stopped mid sentence, he whipped his head around and looked at Nora as she entered the room. "Nora sweetheart what are you doing here?" Everyone on the live was blowing up from how adorable she is.

 Nora walked up to Chris. "I got goldfish." Chris exhaled. "Sweet pea Daddy's working. You wanna say hi to all the people." He pointed to the computer. Nora's  little figure, looked over the table at the screen. 

She started to get shy once she saw that people were watching. "Hi." She buried her head into Chris's side, hiding. Chris laughed. He picked her up and sat her on his lap. "Are you going to finish your goldfish while I finish this." She nodded.

-♥-

You exited in the bathroom, "Nora." You called out. You got no answer. "No no no." You said under your breath. You know exactly where she was. You walked to Chris' office. His door was cracked open which meant she was in there.

You peeked your head in seeing Nora on Chris's lap eating her goldfish. You Cleared your throat making Chris turn around. "Oh hi honey." You walked in. "Sorry." You muttered. Chris shook his head.

"It's alright. Come sit beside me." He patted the seat beside his. "Yeah mommy, sit." You snickered under your breath at her instigating. You sat in the chair beside him waving to the people on the screen. Chris went on with his life. Nora kept eating her goldfish, every now and then moaning at the taste and feeding Chris some goldfish. The stream lasted for an hour, but Chris didn't mind. He got fed warm goldfish from his little one, what's a better live than that. 

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The Evans boys

This is my first Chris Evans fic on here and I’m making this one into a series, I hope you will all enjoy it.

Taglist: @lunaticspoem @butlegendsneverdie @langdonzvoid @jennyggggrrr @rogmeddows @radiob-l-a-hblah @rogertaylorsbitontheside @chlobo6 @rogertaylors-lipgloss @sj-thefan @omgitsearly @luckytrashgooprebel @scarsout @deaky-with-a-c @killer-queen-ofrhye @bluutac @vousmemanqueez @jonesyaddiction @rogahs-drowse @milanosaurus @httpfandxms @saint-hardy @7-seas-of-fat-bottomed-girls @mrsalwayswritex @rogerina-owns-me @peterquillzsblog

Masterlist

Series masterlist

Summary: Chris and (Y/n) have four boys together and are finally expecting a girl, but their family is hectic and things get harder when (Y/n) becomes ill.

Enjoy.

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"Hey dad." The small but clearly loving smile that appeared on the eldest boy's lips made Chris' heart flutter like his heart was a bird caged in his chest. Leaning over the side of the sofa, Chris rested his free hand on Levi's shoulder before he kissed the top of his head.

Chris had only been back from location for four days but it already felt like he'd never gone. He loved how easy it was when he came home to just integrate back into his routine and have the kind of home life that meant he didn't have to take time to get back into the way of things. The only thing that was always different was the first two days of coming back home because all the boys clung to him like glue to make up for lost time. He'd only been gone for two months this time which wasn't nearly as bad as when he had been away for almost five months at a time, that had been hard on all of them.

"Hey bud, why are you eating in here?" Chris ruffled Levi's scruffy blond hair that was a dead match for his own, looking down into those blue eyes that made Chris feel like he was looking at a younger version of himself.

"Mum said I could." The thirteen-year-old responded with a shrug of his shoulders. He had his legs curled up beneath him on the sofa and his body pressed into the corner with his head tilted back so he could look up at Chris. He knew what Chris meant, it was like a tradition to always eat dinner and tea together at either the kitchen or dining table as a family. The only reason they didn't do this for breakfast was because none of them were hardly ever up at the same time each day.

It wasn't something Chris and (Y/n) tried to force on the kids, but it was something they had always done and all the boys stuck to it like a routine and it was a routine Chris liked. It felt so much better to have them all eating together rather than being separated off into different rooms in the house.

"Alright, but the phone rule still applies wherever you eat so hand it over please." Chris pulled back and grabbed his gym bag from the floor where it rested at his feet before he held his other hand out to Levi.

Phones at the table or wherever they were eating was a big no-no. The boys and even (Y/n) and Chris didn't go on their phones when eating and Chris wasn't letting Levi break that rule simply because he was sitting in the lounge on his own for dinner today. His brows rose as his hand stayed held out waiting which caused Levi to groan, his eyes drifting between his phone and his dad in a silent debate even though he knew what the outcome was going to be.

"But dad-"

"You can text Josh later, he won't miss you for ten minutes." They both knew Chris wasn't keeping the phone, he was only going to put it in the kitchen where Levi could grab it as soon as he'd finished eating. "Good lad." Chris gave him a lasting smile before he left the room and headed through the house to get to the kitchen, keeping his eyes peeled for the rest of his family.

Reaching the kitchen, Chris put his gym bag down near the table, a smile appearing on his lips when he heard feet bounding over to him. Turning his head, Chris let his smile widen as he reached down and scooped up Milo the moment he ran at him with his arms out.

"Daddy!"

"Hey trouble." Chris cuddled the four-year-old to his chest, kissing his cheek as he started walking through into the conservatory that Milo just came out of.

Looking out of the window on his right, Chris took note of Luca playing with Dodger in the garden before his eyes cast over to see Charlie running to go and grab his football. All of his boys were accounted for and it made a Chris smile, he knew the boys wouldn't run off or do anything stupid but he did like to know where they all were, just to be on the safe side. Charlie and Luca could butt heads at the best of times so Chris would need to keep an eye on them both and Milo just needed watching here and there. Levi was the only one Chris didn't have to keep tabs on all the time.

Chris was so enveloped in watching the boys outside that he almost didn't notice (Y/n) laying on the sofa near the conservatory doors. His teeth bit down on his lip and his eyes narrowed ever so slightly because Chris knew (Y/n) wasn't normally one to lay down in the afternoon like she was going to sleep and she didn't normally watch tv in here either.

"You carry on drawing that picture for me, I'm just gonna go and sit with mummy for a bit." Chris settled Milo down at the table where he had his crayons and papers scattered all over the tabletop. He kissed the youngest boy's head before he slowly approached his wife.

The closer he got to her, the more his worry seemed to spike when he took in her state. (Y/n) was laid on her side looking at the tv but it was clear by her expression that she wasn't really paying any attention to the tv show that was playing. She had a few pillows scattered around her and one in particular hugged to her chest, but it was her expression that was worrying Chris. She had tears glossing in her eyes and she was biting on her lip to the point he could already see the dots of blood forming on her skin.

"Hey doll... everything okay?" Chris sat down on the edge of the sofa, a small but concerned smile on his lips as he reached over to gently brush a strand of hair behind her ear. He brushed his thumb over (Y/n)'s cheek, his head dipping to the side, silently asking her if something was wrong.

"My back feels worse."

(Y/n) felt tempted to move her arm and reach behind her to either put pressure on her back or to show Chris where it hurt but she didn't have the energy to move her arm. She felt like she was a plaster cast that was already set, her body weighed down and glued to the sofa in the position she hadn't changed for the last half an hour. She could barely lift her eyes from staring at the window to look up at Chris.

"Have you taken anything for it today?" Chris leaned back a little, pursing his lips when (Y/n) nodded and closed her eyes. When this started almost two weeks ago both of them had just thought the pain was because of the pregnancy. But over this past week it seemed to have gotten a lot worse and it was very concerning to Chris now.

When Chris' hand moved from brushing her hair to rest over her stomach, (Y/n) felt her lips twitching into a small tight-lipped smile as she moved her hand to rest over his.

"No more kids, Five is enough now." There was a hint of a joke in (Y/n)'s otherwise serious voice but either way it made Chris laugh. A big family was always what both of them had planned and this pregnancy was now their fifth and finally they were going to have a girl this time. It was on secret to anyone that Chris loved it when (Y/n) was pregnant, he seemed to be glued to her even more during each pregnancy. Chris would be perfectly fine with stopping at five because he loved the boys and now he'd have a little princess to spoil rotten. But he knew there was a joke in (Y/n)'s words because they said no more kids after Luca, but then they had Milo and now they were having another baby.

Five kids would be enough now and they were having a girl, but (Y/n) knew as much as Chris was fine with the way their family was, he would never object to making it bigger. (Y/n) was actually the one to suggest having another baby this time and Chris had been determined to have a girl since they had four boys. But right now (Y/n) was contemplating her decision because her back was agony. She'd never had this kind of back pain when she had any of the boys, the only time she'd really had any back pain was with Levi the first time she was pregnant.

"Whatever you say." Chris responded before he leaned over so he could press a gentle kiss to her lips. (Y/n) couldn't help but smile when his beard tickled her skin and his lips pressed firmer against hers. "Why don't you try and get some sleep, you look tired." He hovered his face above her own, pressing his temple against hers as he noticed (Y/n) looked like she was about to fall asleep right now.

(Y/n) brushed her thumb over Chris' wrist, leaning her head more against his own for a few moments before he slowly pulled away and moved to stand up.

"Where are you going?" (Y/n) whined, opening her eyes to find Chris staring at her with a look of adoration, especially when her hand tightened around his own to try and pull him back down to her but she didn't hold enough energy to pull him very much.

"I'm gonna go play with the boys for a while, you need to rest." (Y/n) didn't hold the energy to try and convince Chris to stay, she could already feel herself slipping into unconsciousness.

Chris held her hand for a moment longer before finally letting go and reaching over to move one of the pillows a little higher up behind her back. The baby was already adding pressure to (Y/n)'s back which Chris knew wasn't helping, she didn't need the added pressure pushing on her back which would make matters worse. He moved a few of the many pillows around to try and free a bit of space behind her back since she was laying on her side, he pulled a blanket over her frame with a smile before quietly heading outside.

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"Levi, can you go wake your mum please?" Chris nodded his head to the side when he caught his eldest son's eye who put his phone down on the side counter before nodding, going to do as he was asked. Every time Chris had poked his head into the conservatory to check on (Y/n) she had either been staring tiredly at the tv or mostly asleep which he knew was a good thing. Her back had been hurting a lot meaning her sleep was disrupted.

"Daddy he's putting them the wrong way round." Luca whined, pointing to his older brother who simply rolled his eyes with a look of annoyance plastered on his face.

Luca hurried into the kitchen to run over to Chris with Charlie trailing behind him. It was normal for both Charlie and Milo to help Chris or (Y/n) cook dinner, with the exception that Milo normally sat and watched or mixed a few things here and there. He was normally the taste tester more than the chef. Luca loved to set the table, he liked putting the plates out and the knives and forks but today he settled for putting the drinks on the table.

"What are you doing?" Chris looked at the nine-year-old, unsure if Charlie was messing things around on purpose to annoy Luca which he usually did.

"I put my knife and fork the opposite way round and he doesn't like it."

"Luca, Charlie's left-handed, he uses his knife with his left hand, that isn't wrong buddy." Chris rose his brows when Luca huffed but he stayed quiet, leaning against the counter to watch Chris start plating up the food.

"Umm, dad?"

Chris turned to his right to look at Levi when his tone came across as rather nervous and when they locked eyes, Chris saw the worry plastered all over his face. He was digging his nails into the palms of his hands which was a habit he got from (Y/n), something the pair of them did whenever they were nervous or their anxiety was spiking. Putting down the spoon in his hand, Chris leaned his weight against the counter on his left, resting his hand there to support himself as he waited for Levi to speak.

"Mum wants you, I think it's her back... she's crying." Levi pursed his lips when he watched the way Chris tried very hard to keep his expression the same and not let the worry seep through. The eldest had gone to wake his mum but the moment she tried to move she suddenly started to cry and her voice was shaking when she told Levi to hurry and get Chris.

"Go get the boys sat at the table." Chris rested his hand on Levi's shoulder for a few seconds before he walked past him and headed into the conservatory. If the boys went over into the dining room they would be out the way, Chris knew (Y/n) hated the boys seeing her cry and he was much the same himself.

Making his way over to (Y/n), Chris bent down on his knees beside the sofa, gently reaching to take her hand that was covering her face but when he held her hand and pulled it away torrents of tears fell from her eyes.

"Ssh, alright doll, talk to me."

(Y/n) turned her head so she was looking at Chris but she couldn't control her hitched breaths enough to be able to speak. Her breaths were harshly pushing from her lips when they passed through gritted teeth that left barely enough room to breathe. Her skin was blotched red from the tears and her chest was moving very quickly. (Y/n) kept her gaze on Chris as her hand very tightly held his like she was trying to cut off his circulation.

"I- I can't move, Chris it hurts s-so bad it's like my back's gone numb." It felt like the whole of her back was just tingling with butterflies, the pain was so blinding but at the same time, it wasn't really there with how numb she felt. (Y/n) tried to sit up but she couldn't lift her head without pain.

"It might be a trapped nerve or something, you've been laying on your back it might add too much pressure. I'm gonna try and sit you up, okay?" There was no way that this was just because of the baby, (Y/n) was in far too much pain for that to be true. But if (Y/n) couldn't sit up on her own, Chris was going to have to try and help her sit up because she couldn't lay here forever and he guessed that the longer she laid on her back the worse she was going to feel.

(Y/n) nodded her head as much as she could manage as Chris placed her hands on his shoulders before he held her waist. He tried not to apply too much pressure in case he hurt her but he had to have a firm grip on her to be able to try and pull her up.

Moving up from kneeling on the floor, Chris hovered over (Y/n) before he slowly tried to pull her up as (Y/n) tried to keep her back and neck straight. But the moment her upper back was lifted from the sofa (Y/n) choked on air, forcing her face into Chris' shoulder to smother her cries. Her nails dug into his shoulders through his shirt causing him to halt for a moment.

"Fuck- I can't Chris I can't." (Y/n) kept her face buried in his shoulder but she let go of him to reach behind her and stabilise herself by holding onto the sofa. She couldn't sit up without the pain igniting and getting worse, he had to let her lay back down even if it put pressure on her back.

"Baby if I lay you back down it's gonna be harder to get you up again, you really need to sit up." Chris whispered the words against her hair as he pressed one of his knees into the sofa to keep both of them where they were. He was sure this had to be some sort of trapped nerve and even though laying straight and flat might help, the pressure wasn't going to. It meant the baby would be adding even more pressure on her back and if she couldn't get up now laying in wait was only going to make things worse.

When (Y/n) didn't respond, Chris moved his hands so they were more around her back than on her sides before he slowly took her weight again and pulled her up as carefully as he could manage. His eyes snapped closed and he winced at (Y/n)'s sharp cries that cut through his shirt right into his system.

Chris felt (Y/n) beginning to shake against him the moment he managed to sit her upright. He moved one of his hands from her back to her upper thigh so he could help make sure she was sitting up properly instead of leaning up and when he was sure she wasn't about to fall back, he sat down on the edge of the sofa with her. (Y/n) moved her hands to hold Chris by his torso as she leaned her head against the middle of his chest to allow herself to lean over forwards when sitting up straight felt like her spine was on fire.

"Sshh, sshh doll it's okay." He moved his hands to cup (Y/n)'s face, gently pulling her back enough so that he could look down at her properly and there was pain evident in his eyes as well as hers. "I'll call mum to come look after the boys so I can take you to hospital."

"No-"

"Doll, you can't carry on like this. We need to find out what's wrong and get you something to take the pain away, I'm taking you to hospital today." Chris wasn't going to sit and watch this get any worse because it wasn't fair it was worrying. This could be something that could affect the baby, but even if it was a simple trapped nerve, (Y/n) needed some sort of medication to take the pain away or she would be in agony for a few more weeks until it started to get better or wear off and Chris couldn't allow that.

He couldn't let this get any worse.

[free-for-all-fics]

Obscure Character List - Male Edition (A-M)

Obscure Characters List - Male Edition

Obscure Characters I love for some reason (A-M). (By obscure I mean characters that have little to no fanfic written about them. Not necessarily characters nobody’s ever heard of.) Don’t ask me to explain why. UPDATED: Tumblr is being a butt about post length or something so I’m splitting up the lists.

A

Abraham Alastor/Anthony Clarke (Dark Pictures Little Hope)

Adam (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

Adam (Hallmark Frankenstein 2004)

Al Capone (Night at the Museum)

Alan McMichael (Crimson Peak)

Alec Fell (Nancy Drew, The Silent Spy)

AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

Amphibian Man/The Asset (Shape of Water)

André Toulon (Puppetmaster series)

Anthony Walsh (Blood Fest)

Anton Herzen (Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box)

Ardeth Bay (Mummy series)

Armand (Queen of the Damned 2002)

Armando Salazar (Pirates of the Caribbean 5)

B

Barnaby (Sabrina Down Under)

Baron Humbert von Gikkingen (The Cat Returns)

Baron Meinster (Brides of Dracula)

Beast/Hank McCoy (X-Men, Kelsey Grammer version)

Beast/Prince (Beauty and the Beast 2014)

Ben Willis (I Know What You Did Last Summer)

Bernard the elf (Santa Clause series)

Black Phillip (The VVitch)

Blade (Puppetmaster series)

Bughuul (Sinister 1 and 2)

C

Caliban/John Clare (Penny Dreadful)

Captain Frederick Wentworth (Persuasion)

Captain James Hook (Peter Pan 2003)

Cedric Brown (Nanny McPhee)

Christian Thompson (Devil Wears Prada)

Colonel William Tavington (The Patriot)

Cornelis Sandvoort (Tulip Fever)

Crown Prince Ryand'r/Darkfire (DC comics/Teen Titans)

D

Daniel Le Domas (Ready Or Not)

Death (Final Destination series)

Dimitri Allen (Professor Layton and the Unwound Future)

Dimitri Denatos (Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire)

Dustfinger (Inkheart)

Dr. Alexander Sweet/Dracula (Penny Dreadful)

Dr. Gregory Butler (Happy Death Day 1 & 2)

Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)

Driller Killer (Slumber Party Massacre 2)

E

Edward Gracey (Haunted Mansion 2003) 

Edward Mordrake (Urban Legend/American Horror Story Asylum)

Edward/Eddie “Tex” Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3)

Elemer of the Briar (Elden Ring)

Erik Carriere (Phantom of the Opera 1990)

Ethan (Pilgrim 2019)

F

Father Gascoigne (Bloodborne)

Faustus Blackwood (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina)

Fegan Floop (Spy Kids trilogy)

Fox Mask/Tom (You’re next)

G

George Knightley (Emma)

Ghost/Mitch (Haunt 2019)

Godskin Apostle (Elden Ring)

Godwyn the Golden (Elden Ring)

Gold Watchers (Dark Deception)

Greg (Bodies, Bodies, Bodies)

Grim Matchstick (Cuphead)

Gurranq Beast Clergyman (Elden Ring)

H

Henry Jekyll/Edward Hyde (Broadway, Rob Evan version)

Henry Sturges (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

Hugh Crain (Haunting of Hill House, the book and 1963 film. Not the Flanagan show or 1999 movie remake)

Hugo Butterly (Nancy Drew, Danger by Design)

I

Ingemar (Midsommar)

J

Jack Ferriman (Ghost Ship)

Jack Worthing/Uncle Jack (We Happy Few)

Jafar (Once Upon a Time, not the Wonderland spin-off)

Jan Valek (John Carpenter’s Vampires)

Jefferson “Seaplane” McDonough/Alex (Jumanji 2 and 3)

Jervis Tetch/Mad Hatter (Arkhamverse! Video Games)

Jester (Puppetmaster series)

John (He’s Out There)

Joseph “Joey” Mallone (Blackwell series)

Juan (The Forever Purge)

Juno Hoslow, Knight of Blood (Elden Ring)

K

Kalabar (Halloweentown)

Kenneth Haight (Elden Ring)

Killer Moth/Drury Walker (Teen Titans)

King Paimon (Hereditary)

L

Lamb Mask/Craig (You’re next)

Lamplighter (The Boys)

Launder Man (Crypt TV)

Lawrence “Larry” Gordon (Saw series)

Loki (Apsulov: End of Gods)

Lucifer (Devil’s Carnival 1 & 2)

M

Magic Mirror (Snow White 1937/Shrek)

Man in the Mask (The Strangers)

Manon (The Craft)

Man-Thing (Marvel’s Werewolf By Night)

Marco Polo/Merman (Crypt TV)

Marcus Corvinus (Underworld series)

Markus Boehm (Nancy Drew, the Captive Curse)

Mephistopheles (Faust’s Albtraum)

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare (Bloodborne)

Miquella (Elden Ring)

Mirror Man (Snow White and the Huntsman)

Mr. Crow/Aldous Vanderboom (Rusty Lake series)

Mr. Le Bail (Ready Or Not)

Mr. Slausen (Tourist Trap)

[miamiartdistrict]

KAMROOZ ARAM

on the ancient arts of Iran

Achaemenid (Iran, Susa). Bricks with a palmette motif, ca. 6th–4th century B.C. Ceramic, glaze. The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Rogers Fund, 1948 (48.98.20a–c)

The Artist Project

Vito Acconci on Gerrit Rietveld's Zig Zag Stoel

Ann Agee on the Villeroy Harlequin Family

Diana Al-Hadid on the cubiculum from the villa of P. Fannius Synistor at Boscoreale

Ghada Amer on an Iranian tile panel, Garden Gathering

Kamrooz Aram on the ancient arts of Iran

Cory Arcangel on the harpsichord

John Baldessari on Philip Guston's Stationary Figure

Barry X Ball on an Egyptian fragment of a queen’s face

Ali Banisadr on Hieronymus Bosch's The Adoration of the Magi

Dia Batal on a Syrian tile panel with calligraphic inscription

Zoe Beloff on Édouard Manet's Civil War (Guerre Civile)

Dawoud Bey on Roy DeCarava

Nayland Blake on boli

Barbara Bloom on Vilhelm Hammershøi's Moonlight, Strandgade 30

Andrea Bowers on Howardena Pindell

Mark Bradford on Clyfford Still

Cecily Brown on medieval sculptures of the Madonna and Child

Luis Camnitzer on Giovanni Battista Piranesi's etchings

Nick Cave on Kuba cloths

Alejandro Cesarco on Gallery 907

Enrique Chagoya on Goya's Los Caprichos

Roz Chast on Italian Renaissance painting

Willie Cole on Ci Wara sculpture

George Condo on Claude Monet's The Path through the Irises

Petah Coyne on a Japanese outer robe with Mount Hōrai

Njideka Akunyili CROSBY on Georges Seurat's Embroidery; The Artist's Mother

John Currin on Ludovico Carracci's The Lamentation

Moyra Davey on a rosary terminal bead with lovers and Death's head

Edmund de Waal on an ewer in the shape of a Tibetan monk's cap

Thomas Demand on the Gubbio studiolo

Jacob El Hanani on the Mishneh Torah, by Master of the Barbo Missal

Teresita Fernández on Precolumbian gold

Spencer Finch on William Michael Harnett's The Artist's Letter Rack

Eric Fischl on Max Beckmann's Beginning

Roland Flexner on Jacques de Gheyn II's Vanitas Still Life

Walton Ford on Jan van Eyck and workshop's The Last Judgment

Natalie Frank on Käthe Kollwitz

LaToya Ruby FRAZIER on Gordon Parks's Red Jackson

Suzan Frecon on Duccio di Buoninsegna's Madonna and Child

Adam Fuss on a marble grave stele of a little girl

Maureen Gallace on Paul Cézanne's still life paintings with apples

Jeffrey Gibson on Vanuatu slit gongs

Nan Goldin on Julia Margaret Cameron

Wenda Gu on Robert Motherwell's Lyric Suite

Ann Hamilton on a Bamana marionette

Jane Hammond on snapshots and vernacular photography

Zarina Hashmi on Arabic calligraphy

Sheila Hicks on The Organ of Mary, a prayer book by Ethiopian scribe Baselyos

Rashid Johnson on Robert Frank

Y.Z. Kami on Egyptian mummy portraits

Deborah Kass on Athenian vases

Nina Katchadourian on Early Netherlandish portraiture

Alex Katz on Franz Kline's Black, White, and Gray

Jeff Koons on Roman sculpture

An-My Lê on Eugène Atget's Cuisine

Il Lee on Rembrandt van Rijn's portraits

Lee Mingwei on Chinese ceremonial robes

Lee Ufan on the Moon Jar

Glenn Ligon on The Great Bieri

Lin Tianmiao on Alex Katz's Black and Brown Blouse

Kalup Linzy on Édouard Manet

Robert Longo on Jackson Pollock's Autumn Rhythm (Number 30)

Nicola López on works on paper

Nalini Malani on Hanuman Bearing the Mountaintop with Medicinal Herbs

Kerry James MARSHALL on Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres's Odalisque in Grisaille

Josiah McElheny on Horace Pippin

Laura McPhee on Pieter Bruegel the Elder's The Harvesters

Josephine Meckseper on George Tooker's Government Bureau

Julie Mehretu on Velázquez's Juan de Pareja

Alexander Melamid on Ernest Meissonier's 1807, Friedland

Mariko Mori on Botticelli's The Annunciation

Vik Muniz on The Henry R. Luce Center for the Study of American Art

Wangechi Mutu on Egon Schiele

James Nares on Chinese calligraphy

Catherine Opie on the Louis XIV bedroom

Cornelia Parker on Robert Capa's The Falling Soldier

Izhar Patkin on Shiva as Lord of Dance

Sheila Pepe on European armor

Raymond Pettibon on Joseph Mallord William Turner

Sopheap Pich on Vincent van Gogh's drawings

Robert Polidori on Jules Bastien-Lepage's Joan of Arc

Rona Pondick on Egyptian sculpture fragments

Liliana Porter on Jacometto's Portrait of a Young Man

Wilfredo Prieto on Auguste Rodin's sculptures

Rashid Rana on Umberto Boccioni's Unique Forms of Continuity in Space

Krishna Reddy on Henry Moore

Matthew Ritchie on The Triumph of Fame over Death

Dorothea Rockburne on an ancient Near Eastern head of a ruler

Alexis Rockman on Martin Johnson Heade's Hummingbird and Passionflowers

Annabeth Rosen on ceramic deer figurines

Martha Rosler on The Met Cloisters

Tom Sachs on the Shaker Retiring Room

David Salle on Marsden Hartley

Carolee Schneemann on Cycladic female figures

Dana Schutz on Balthus's The Mountain

Arlene Shechet on a bronze statuette of a veiled and masked dancer

James Siena on the Buddha of Medicine Bhaishajyaguru

Katrín Sigurdardóttir on the Hôtel de Cabris, Grasse

Shahzia Sikander on Persian miniature painting

Joan Snyder on Florine Stettheimer's Cathedrals paintings

Pat Steir on the Kongo Power Figure

Thomas Struth on Chinese Buddhist sculpture

Hiroshi Sugimoto on Bamboo in the Four Seasons, attributed to Tosa Mitsunobu

Eve Sussman on William Eggleston

Swoon on Honoré Daumier's The Third-Class Carriage

Sarah Sze on the Tomb of Perneb

Paul Tazewell on Anthony van Dyck's portraits

Wayne Thiebaud on Rosa Bonheur's The Horse Fair

Hank Willis THOMAS on a daguerreotype button

Mickalene Thomas on Seydou Keïta

Fred Tomaselli on Guru Dragpo

Jacques Villeglé on Georges Braque and Pablo Picasso

Mary Weatherford on Goya's Manuel Osorio Manrique de Zuñiga

William Wegman on Walker Evans's postcard collection

Kehinde Wiley on John Singer Sargent

Betty Woodman on a Minoan terracotta larnax

Xu Bing on Jean-François Millet's Haystacks: Autumn

Dustin Yellin on ancient Near Eastern cylinder seals

Lisa Yuskavage on Édouard Vuillard's The Green Interior

Zhang Xiaogang on El Greco's The Vision of Saint John

[reneehearts]

lets get personal.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? At the moment- tell me, leave before you love me, summer air, head and heart, good 4 you, my ex’s best friend

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Selena Gomez

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Nah

4: What do you think about most? NG

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Slow

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Sometimes after sex

7: What’s your strangest talent? Dancing

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) suck, suck

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Idr

11: Do you have any strange phobias? Being fat

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No

13: What’s your religion? Protestant

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking my dog

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? In front

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Pierce the veil

17: What was the last lie you told? I can’t remember

18: Do you believe in karma? Yes

19: What does your URL mean? My name and I like hearts

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness- insecurity, strength- dance

21: Who is your celebrity crush? Chris evans

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes

23: How do you vent your anger? Yelling listening to music

24: Do you have a collection of anything? Pewter

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Depends who it is

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Sometimes

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? Hate- yelling, love- music

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? He came back

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and no

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Air

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Pineapple

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? Prob some sketchy place while I was drunk

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Joe Jonas

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? Love

36: Define Art. Expression

37: Do you believe in luck? Yes

38: What’s the weather like right now? Nighttime, warm

39: What time is it? 9:36 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? One time three days after I got a new car

41: What was the last book you read? I’m reading the downstairs neighbor rn

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes

43: Do you have any nicknames? Yes- nay, nay nay, nayners

44: What was the last film you saw? Cruella

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Fractured wrist

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? No

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Olivia rodrigo

48: What’s your sexual orientation? Straight

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? Prob

50: Do you believe in magic? In some way

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Depends on what they did

52: What is your astrological sign? Leo

53: Do you save money or spend it? Both

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? Dinner/drinks

55: Love or lust? Love

56: In a relationship? Nope

57: How many relationships have you had? 2

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No

59: Where were you yesterday? Home sleeping off Saturday night

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? A candle

61: Are you wearing socks right now? Yes

62: What’s your favourite animal? Dog, monkey, lion

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Good sex

64: Where is your best friend? At home

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. Nah

66: What is your heritage? German, polish, Russian, French

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Sleeping

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? No last name

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? I’ve masturbated but never came

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yes

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Save the dog

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A) yes, b) go on adventures and not work c) yes

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Classic

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 8129

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Loyalty

77: How can I win your heart? Liking baseball, good sense of humor, trust, physical attraction/passion

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Prob

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Getting Bailey

80: What size shoes do you wear? 8.5

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? I’m not sure

82: What is your favourite word? Facetious

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Love

84: What is a saying you say a lot? I’ll believe it when I see it

85: What’s the last song you listened to? Tell me

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? Purple

87: What is your current desktop picture? A beach I think

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Trump

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? I’m not sure

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Scream

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Teleportation

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Meeting NG in penn station

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Im not sure

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Joe Jonas

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Germany

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? My uncle was for a little while for owing alimony

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Yes

98: Ever been on a plane? Yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Be kind

[pinkponydean]

Tagged by the awesomely awesome @ewan-mcgrxgor! Thanks so much Jenn!

1. Do you make your bed? ...not even remotely 2. What’s your favourite number? 13 3. What’s your job? clerk at the post office, so mainly work in the back with the packages.  4. If you could go back to school, would you? do you know how many times I consider getting my masters in a week? 5. Can you parallel park? yes, but am I good at it? No 6. A job you had that would surprise people? I mean, I worked as a housekeeper at a hospital... an admin assistant for the uni I transferred away from... and a legal assistant for a dick lawyer? also had my dream job of working at a museum as an archivist, but i had to leave because i wasn’t making enough sadly...  7. Do you think aliens are real? I argue with my coworkers about this too much to want to think about it. Yes, but god I hope I never see them  8. Can you drive a manual car? no, but I’m sure I’d figure it out if I tried 9. What’s your guilty pleasure? terrible reality tv a la jersey shore  10. Tattoos? non yet, but one day! hopefully soon! 11. Favourite color? green and red/gold (as a color combo) 12. Favourite type of music? what I’m currently jamming to are musical albums...like, I’ve had “Hamilton” and “Dear Evan Hansen” on repeat and I’m beginning to think my coworkers are worried  13. Things people do that drive you crazy? ignorant people in general. Also people who are contradictory for the sake of being assholes 14. Do you love doing puzzles? i haven’t done one in forever, but i’ve been tempted a million times with all the cool star wars ones out.  15. Any phobias? fucking HATE spiders. Also, i’m terrified of sharks in general. Like, any shadow in the water is like FUCK IM GONNA DIE.  16. Favourite childhood sport? football and hockey!  17. Do you talk to yourself? yes, and usually it’s to bitch about about something or fangirling to myself  18. What movie do you adore? The Phantom Menace, The Empire Strikes Back, Indiana Jones in general, ‘99 Godzilla, Jurassic Park in general... Also ‘99 The Mummy... Big Fish, Fantastic Beasts, and The Prince of Egypt! 19. Coffee or tea? *cue gif from The Road to El Dorado* both. I’m addicted to both macha and frappes/iced coffees. anything cold. always cold.  20. First thing you wanted to be growing up? archeologist! museum archivist! Which I did for awhile, but wasn’t getting paid enough sadly. :c  

I tag @saltybatman @antheiasilva and anyone who generally wants to do it! c: 

[writer-at-heart96]

Bedtime stories - Chris Evans

imagine coming home late from work on set and finding Chris in your daughter's bedroom, reading her a bedtime story.

****

"Come on Princess, time for bed," Chris said to his three-year-old daughter as my little pony ended. He'd promised her one more cartoon after bath, if he was being honest he was spoiling her as y/n would say. But how could he not spoil his little girl?

In their relationship, y/n was most definitely the strict parents if it had been her. y/c/n would have gone in bath and straight to bed. But that wasn't how Chris did when he was alone, he indulged her a bit more than you.

"One moo, daddy." y/c/n said with a tiny smile on her face as she looked up from where she was cuddled into his chest. "pleease," she asked him with that tilt of her head that reminded him so much of your wife. He was a sucker for it when both his daughter and wife did and especially when she pulled out the puppy dog eyes.

Looking at the clock he noticed it was a quarter to 8, the only thing y/n had told him that there had been trouble on set today and that she'd be late getting home. She hadn't told him an hour of when she'd be home and he didn't want y/c/n to still be up in the living room when she got home.

"How about you read two bedtime stories princess?" he suggested as she started to raise her thumb to her mouth as he playfully tugged on her hand. Each time she'd tried to get her thumb back in her mouth and he'd attempt to stop her, each time a giggle escaping his little girl.

"two stowies?" she asked him as Chris nodded his head down at her, kissing the top of her head.

"Okay," she whispered as she lifted her up, holding her a bit closer to his chest. Ever since he'd become a dad to this little girl, he'd been hooked. She had him wrapped around her little finger and he knew it. But after all those years of longing after a family, y/n had come into this life.

They'd met on set for Defending Jacob, you'd hit it right off from the start, two years later you married in his home town and 10 months later y/c/n had come into your lives. His life had never been the same and he didn't mind one bit as he watched Dodger sneaking into his daughter room. When he walked in, he'd already made himself comfortable in her bed.

From the moment they'd come home with y/c/n dodger had appointed himself to be her guard. He hadn't slept a night apart from her and always looked over her. Y/n had worried that dodger might be jealous of the baby since he and dodger had such a close relationship.

But her worries couldn't have been more wrong as he'd taken to their daughter in seconds. She had both men in the family wrapped around her finger if you thought about it.

"so what story are we going to go with?" Chris asked his little girl as she sat on the bed, looking up at him with a thoughtful tilt of her head. The small frown between her head as she looked up at him, a grin starting to grow on her face.

"Mummy's stowy," she told him as he let out a chuckle at that, before sitting down on the edge of his daughter's princess bed.

"Of course, how could we forget that one?" he mocked her as she nudged him with her head.

Last year his wife had portrayed a Disney princess or rather adaptation of Barbie's swan lake. Ever since they'd taken her along to the premiere, she'd wanted to hear the story again and again. Not that he minded in telling her that, it was long enough to give him some more time with her and to make sure that's she'd fall asleep throughout it.

*** Y/N snuck into the house as quietly as she could, she hadn't planned to come home so late today. But as both actress and producer on the project, she had responsibilities she couldn't put aside.

But she was happy to be home though, she was disappointed that she hadn't been able to see her daughter off to bed. No matter how important her job was to her, her family was still the most important thing to her as she took a peek into the living room.

Not seeing Chris, Dodger or y/c/n anywhere she knew in what direction she should be headed as she tried to go up the stairs as quietly as possible.

Halfway up the stairs, Chris' voice met her as she immediately recognised the story.

"And then the prince decided not to shoot the swan." she heard Chris pause as she tried to step approach the room without being heard.

"Daddy Prince." she heard her daughter say sleepily and she recognised her voice. It wouldn't take more than a few minutes for her to be asleep.

"Sure thing princess." she heard Chris' say as she reached the door, but none of them had noticed her as she went to lean against the door frame.

"And then Odette turned into a girl again, the prince started to ask her about what was going on? Why she was a swan and a girl." Chris' soothing voice said as she tilted her head with a smile on her face. It always warmed her heart to see him with his daughter.

No matter what they did outside of their house, this was her favourite place to be. Especially when she was around her husband and daughter.

"And then she did go to the ball." Chris' voice came back to her as he looked up all of a sudden. Holding her finger to her lips, he grinned at her, his eyes lighting up when he noticed his wife was home.

"She's asleep." she whispered to him as he looked down and realised his wife was right, his little girl was asleep, clutching his shirt in her fist, her other hand held her cuddling blanket to her chest.

"Goodnight princess," he whispered, kissing the top of her head as she walked into the room. "Hey love." she greeted her husband as she leant down to kiss his lips. "Hey babe." he grinned as they attempted to loosen the hold y/c/n had on his shirt. After a moment they succeeded as they kissed their daughter goodnight.

"Look after her boy," Chris whispered, patting dodger as he planted his head on y/c/n legs as the parents left the room.

"Now I get to greet my wife." Chris grinned after he closed the door after them.

"Is that so?" she teased him, turning around to wrap her arms around his neck, looking up at him, and even after all these years she still got lost in those beautiful eyes of his.

So that’s the story, I hope you’ve enjoyed it, I’d love to get some of your thought’s on it, even if you have some suggestions. Also the requests are open if you have any other ideas you’d like to have turned into a story. 

[siriuslysnuffles]

These Four Words

edited version of james’ reaction! enjoy!

read on ao3 | ffn 

(January 1980)  

There were four words James would have given anything in order to never hear coming from his wife. Four words that caused anxiety to anyone they were directed towards because surely that meant you had somehow fucked up.

The four words?

‘Jamie, can we talk,’ she asked, leaning against the kitchen doorway.

He felt his heartbeat quicken at her words.

He knew that she was attempting to soften up whatever news would inevitably change his life. Knew it by the manner in which she said Jamie and the way her eyes seemed conflicted.

It wasn’t unusual for him to be caught out of bed, pacing in one room or another. It had become a habit of his in the month since his parents’ passings. He supposed it was only slightly better than turning into Prongs and hoping his troubles would disappear.

‘I’m sorry,’ he said sincerely, begging her with his eyes to forgive him for causing her any amount of distress. ‘I know I’ve been a bit reclusive and probably haven’t been the best husband lately. I–‘

Lily moved closer to him, bringing her hands up to cup his face, ‘I’m not mad.’ She pressed a soft kiss onto his jaw, letting it linger for a second and leaving the swarm of butterflies living in his stomach fluttering. ‘I get it,’ she said, placing her head against his chest. He felt her take a deep breath before lifting her gaze up to meet his. ‘That’s not what I wanted to talk about.’ She let go of him, taking a step back. ‘I’ve been keeping something from you.’

His eyes studied her for a moment, watching as her hands wrapped around herself. He wanted nothing more than to comfort her, but he knew he just had to let her say what she had to say. So instead he pushed his glasses up, prolonging the unavoidable. ‘Oh,’ he responded.

His mind started running over anything that Lily could have potentially had a problem with and came up empty.

He gave her a confused look that she met with a small smile, ‘I’m pregnant.’

For a moment he stood frozen unable to process what she had just confessed. His face split into a grin before he was picking her up, spinning her and placing kisses on every inch of skin , relishing in the feeling of Lily. He heard her giggling as she tightened her grasp around his neck.

‘So you’re not upset? ’ She asked him as he set her down.

He cupped her face gently, bringing his lips down to meet hers in a kiss that expressed what he couldn’t say in words. The never-ending love he felt for her and their unborn child, the sadness he still felt over the loss of his parents, the happiness at the news .

He pulled away slightly despite wanting nothing but to feel the warmth of her lips pressed against his. 'This is great. I’m–' He looked at her with tears in his eyes, caressing her cheek lightly. ‘We’re going to be parents, Lil.’ He could hear the awe in his own voice as he placed his forehead against hers.  

’I only wished they had known,’ he mumbled.

‘They did,’ she said, her fingers playing with the locks of hair at the back of his neck. He let a sigh escape his lips before tilting his head slightly in confusion. ‘I told them a few days after I found out,’ she confessed. She paused before adding, ‘A few days before they passed away.’

James kissed her again, mumbling his gratitude. Reluctantly pulling away, she giggled and with a coy smile said, ‘Let’s take this to the bedroom.’

He could already feel his body reacting to her words. He wanted nothing more than to touch her, to feel her press against him and send his mind spiraling into a delicious sort of madness.

Interlinking her fingers with his, she led him away from kitchen. He still felt the need to ask what had begun to worry him at the mention of their bedroom.

'It’s not going to hurt our baby, is it?’ He could hear the slight tremble in his voice at the thought of possibly hurting the child that already held a strong grasp on his heart.

She squeezed his hand in hers in reassurance before turning to face him. She gazed at him lovingly, an expression he knew was mirrored on his own. ‘No, it’s not going to hurt our baby. ’

sorry for any typos or weird format. happy last minute of harry’s birthday!

[voiceoftheashari]

3's please!

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

From the “Initiation” page in my Tarot Book:

“Perform this pleasant ritual to become familiar with the"

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

On 99% of the time!

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Not that I know of?

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

I’m sure when I was little

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Already answered!

18: Do you believe in karma?

Yes, I do!

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Look, I have many. To name. Like the ultimates: Aaron Tveit, Hayley Atwell, Chris Evans

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

I have a great many collections - books, rocks, yarn, knick knacks.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I absolutely can’t stand metal on porcelain. You know, forks on plates? The really scratchy noise? Yikes.  I Loe the sound of rain on a window.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Answered already!

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

East Coast so far.

36: Define Art.

Something that makes you FEEL.

39: What time is it?

10:34 pm ET.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

I like a light gas smell.

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Already answered!

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

I try not to but I do.

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

I bought lunch!

57: How many relationships have you had?

Not many and frankly. It’s embarrassing to say.

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Already answered!

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Finding common ground and talking about that - normally it’s nerdy.

66: What is your heritage?

I’m British-American! (If we get to the nitty gritty, it’s British-Irish-American, but like the Irish is at least 3 generations ago)

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Please, I’m a single 27 year old woman. You do that math.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

I probably would tell at least a few people, probably visit those people, spend time with them and my cat, and I would be so afraid.

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

Already answered!

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

No. It absolutely does not.

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

She lived a good life - covered in cat hair.

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

Listen,  ain’t that just the way, and probably Okay, okay,  okay, okay

87: What is your current desktop picture?

My  furbaby girl, Persy!

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Already Answered!

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Oh there are…. A couple. I can only think of this one experience from a party I went to. I did not have fun.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

I have someone who works in a jail, but I don’t think anyone is IN jail.

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Stop being stupid and learn how to care for your fellow human beings, it isn’t that hard.

[phanchester]

gen z baudelaire children headcanons

violet baudelaire

- age: 16

- good at drawing

- cries in movies

- asexual af 

- called herself a lesbian for years until she started dating a boy lmao

- dating quigley quagmire

- doesnt define herself as a single sexuality so she just calls herself queer

- has an instagram account for aesthetic things and another account for weird selfies

- has a studyblr account as well 

- pretend shes organised but really is not

- loves dodie and tessa violet

- makes slimes and squishies and somehow all of them are perfect?? like the slime never sticks to anyone’s hands and get stretch a lot and the squishies just never break down

- is really bad at baking 

- tried to make klaus a birthday cake but failed and handed in slush

- she ended up buying cake from the local bakery but accidentally spelt klaus wrong so it read “happy birthday klauz”

- loves everything to do with japan but constantly denies the fact that shes a weeaboo

- dressed up as jiro from my hero academia one year

- obsessed with princess mononoke

- loves all the tech in tokyo

- listens to paramore religiously

- liked one direction when she was a lot younger and cringes about it

- used to have long hair but she cut it when she was 15 and now she has the bisexual haircut

- has a really good sense of fashion although she looks pretty in anything

- loves sherlock way too much for it to be healthy

- was obsessed with tom hiddleston in 2012

- got raped when she was 14

- still goes to therapy to repair all the broken things which came out of that

- very passionate about feminism and is pro-choice

- got called an sjw in public so she gave the man a whole rant about how her being raped ruined her entire life

- lead the tech box for the school musical in junior school despite these annoying teachers telling her she should be on stage with her pretty face

- gets cat-called in public which she absolutely hates but she just ignores them

- loves doing her own makeup

- people who dont know her call her the shy nerd but people who know her things shes insane

- resident IT kid at school

- knows for forever from dear evan hansen off by heart but refuses to listen to any more songs despite klaus’s protests

- really good at football and baseball

- super good at science

- loves everything to do with inventing (obviously lmao)

- dressed up as tinker bell when she was 4 and as annabeth chase when she was 12 for halloween

- good at sewing and making costumes

- made her own computer out of spare parts when her mother (beatrice) put screen time on her school laptop

- had an emo phase but constantly denies it

 klaus baudelaire

- age: 14

- a huge fanboy over practically everything except sports

- family thought he was gay for years, turns out he was a bi disaster

- peace-signs bisexual but also finger guns

- had a crush on isadora and quigley when they first met in seventh grade

-  now only has a crush on isadora and boy is oblivious to how lovestruck isadora is for him as well

- knows every starkid musical off by heart

- has a super popular tumblr blog with a hell lot of followers as well as an anti-onision side blog

- has probably every social media known to man

- rumours say that he even has a myspace account?? with this boy who knows

- hair is always messy no matter how many times beatrice tries to tame it

- always dresses up as harry potter for halloween because he looks exactly like the description

- obsessed with lord of the rings

- use to have a booktube but then deleted it a day after he posted a video 

- has mild anxiety and depression

- also sees a therapist (someone help these chirren they need help)

- memes and vines are his source of energy and without them he would probably die

- knows like every single vine somehow

- loves thomas sanders

- has a diverse set of subscriptions from really small but high quality youtubers to these huge popular ones

- once this random youtuber liked his reply on twitter and he actually flipped out

- has a crush on brendon urie (“i’d fuck that forehead any day” - actual quote by klaus baudelaire)

- skipped year 4 so he is one year younger than the people in his grade

- can eat until he dies

- was super small but then had a huge growth spurt so now hes a lot taller

- practically blind without his glasses

- once violet stole his glasses for a prank and klaus sat on the family cat

- the cat was thankful still breathing after the traumatizing experience but died the year after

- these events are not confirmed to be connected

- definitely a feminist and is super protective over his sister so he  a t t a c k s  anyone online who normalizes and tries to justify rape and/or pedophilia

- hated olaf from the second he met him

- super judgemental over people which he knows he needs to stop but he cant help it

- only person he didnt judge was lemony which beatrice took as a good sign when they first got together 

- hardly remember bertrand as he died when he was like 1 (and violet was 3) but from photos he knows that he was a good person

- loves croissants and meat pie

- actually really likes bread for some reason no one knows why but he just really likes bread

- good at every single subject except for pdhpe (or rather pe)

- running joke in the family that hes trash at sport

- actually likes the concepts of most school subjects but he hates some of his teachers (like his maths teacher and his geography teacher)

- has really trash handwriting

- has the weirdest search history known to man

- “im a writer” but never writes

sunny snicket 

- age: 4

- not at school yet but still super smart for her age

- klaus read the hobbit to her and she really enjoys it and wants to watch the movies (but beatrice wont let her because theyre rated m)

- lost her first tooth recently because she kept on wobbling it and just pulled it out

- never cries when she falls over or scratches herself or shit

- uses klaus as a chair and violet as a pillow

- once pulled all of beatrice’s flowers out from the garden to give to her

- beatrice got really mad at first but when sunny started crying and saying that she just wanted to give her mummy a present beatrice melted and brought sunny to the florist to buy flowers

- kept on asking how babies were made and didnt believe the stories she was being told so lemony just straight-up told her to shut her up and now she is traumatized

- watches movies which are way too old for her age

- loves baking with her mum and is very good at it (better than violet lmao)

- beatrice doesnt allow her near the oven so she constantly makes peanut-butter sandwiches

- suffice to say, the house is never out of peanut-butter sandwiches

- loves dogs

- has way too many toys to count

- wants a pet hamster, fish and/or sloth

- hates shoes so constantly walks around barefoot

- blames everything on her invisible snowman friend called ojo

- hates being called cute but really is adorable

- likes blueberry muffins and vanilla cupcakes

- never ties her shoelaces

- loves the incredibles

- really likes all frank sinatra songs

- has a pink radio which allows cds

- has lazy eye

- taking piano lessons but wants to learn the cello

- pretends to be a detective all the time

- tried to catch the monster under the bed so she could talk to it

- loves talking

- loves chinese food

- tries to write in cursive

- sings very loudly around the house

- always sneezes at least 5 times in a row

- scared of swallowing pills for medicine

- can quote child-friendly vines

- loves dressing up in dresses but hates makeup

- heard someone (probably kit) say “no shit sherlock” so says that on repeat under every circumstance

- finds writing capitals rs and 4s interesting so she has a notebook dedicated to that

- loves the mii and kahoot song (probably because of klaus)

- has an interest in sharp-toothed creatures like snakes, sharks and alligators

- pretends to have a british accent sometimes and its very cute

- hates her hair in pigtails

[wrennix062]

Let's get personal:

• 6 of the songs you listen to most?

You’ll Be Back (Hamilton), Car Radio (TØP Vessel), Soldier Poet King (The Oh Hellos), IDK You Yet (Alexander 23), Lemons (Brye), S.L.U.T (Bea Miller)

• If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Thomas Sanders

• Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

"Her smile faded, her chest tightened, and heavy blanket of anguis smothered her smallest joy."

• What do you think about most?

Whether or not the world exists

• What does your latest text message from someone else say?

Goodnight

• Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

With

• What's your strangest talent?

Uhm, I can identify any bird based on a picture (not that great a talent)

• Girls... (finish the sentence) Boys... (finish the sentence)

Girls are handsome. Boys are beautiful.

• Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Not that I know of

• When was the last time you played the air guitar?

Earlier tonight (i was listening to the phineas and ferb theme song)

• Do you have any strange phobias?

Agoraphobia (fear or large spaces/rooms, I always hated gym class)

• Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

One of those round flat LEGO dots

• What's your religion

I don't have one specific, though I lean towards a philosophy known as the Dao De Jing

• If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Birding

• Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind.

• Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Twenty Øne Pilots

• What was the last lie you told?

That I practiced piano

• Do you believe in karma?

It depends.

• What does your URL mean?

Pidgeon refers to Pidge Gunderson from Voltron Legendary Defender, 11206 is my favorite number

• What is your greatest weakness and strength?

Weakness - Emotions Strength - Music/Art/Writing

• Who is your celebrity crush?

Bex Taylor-Klaus

• Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?

No

• How do you vent your anger?

Writing angst

• Do you have a collection of anything?

Tiny screwdrivers

• Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Honestly it doesn't really matter. As long as I'm able to talk to them and hear them, I'm good.

• Are you happy with the person you've become?

More or less.

• What's a sound you hate vs a sound you love?

Hate - hail on my window or roof Love - pencil tapping

• What's your biggest "what if"?

What if the world as we know it doesn't exist and we are all living an illusion surrounded by other illusions that act as if they understand reality?

"I think, therefore I am."

• Do you believe in ghosts? What about aliens?

Ghosts, more or less. Aliens, absolutely. There is a vast and ever growing space beyond our knowledge, there is no way we're the only planet capable of harboring life.

• Stick your right arm out. What do you feel first? The same with your left arm.

Right - my nightstand Left - my wall

• Smell the air. What do you smell?

My dogs

• What's the worst place you have ever been to?

A mental hospital, visiting a family member. (No, it wasn't an insane asylum, this family member was dealing with suicidal thoughts and tendencies.)

• Choose - East or West coast?

East.

• Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

I am all genders and none, but of my opposite sex would be Shawn Mendes

• To you, what is the meaning of life?

There is none. You wake up, do things daily, go to sleep, and repeat until you die. You aren't meant to do things differently, some people are just considered better than others and actually make an impact.

• Define Art.

A way for others to interpret an individual's self expression

• Do you believe in luck?

Yes. The universe doesn't treat people the same all the time.

• What's the weather like right now?

It's storming outside, lots of thunder and lightning and rain.

• What time is it?

At the time of writing this question, 12:10 am

• Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

No, I don't drive.

• What was the last book you read?

"The Mysterious Benedict Society"

• Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Absolutely not.

• Do you have any nicknames?

One of my friends refers to me as Remus because I remind her of Remus from Sanders Sides

• What was the last film you saw?

"After The Dark" otherwise known as "The Philisphers"

• What's the worst injury you've had?

Between spraining my wrist and getting a two inch split on my scalp

• Have you ever caught a butterfly?

No, but I have held one and walked with it without it flying away

• Do you have any obsessions right now?

Chemical Engineering, learning Italian, Philosophy

• What's your sexual orientation?

Asexual - Panromantic

• Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Yes

• Do you believe in magic?

Not really, no (but I do believe in the paranormal)

• Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

The only person I know has done me wrong gaslighted me and made me believe it was my fault, so no

• What's your astrological sign?

Aquarius

• Do you save money or spend it?

Depends on if we're talking about video games or real life

• What's the last thing you purchased?

Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha

• Love or Lust?

Lust is fake. I will always and forever choose love

• In a relationship?

Nope

• How many relationships have you had?

Four

• Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No

• Where were you yesterday?

At home

• Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

An old toy vault that I got at a book fair

• Are you wearing socks right now?

No

• What's your favorite animal?

It's between a lion, a snake, or a coral polyp

• What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Use a super cheesy dad joke, it always makes everyone laugh

• Where is your best friend?

At home

• Give me your top five favorite blogs on Tumblr

Idk I don't really follow any blogs

• What is your heritage?

Italian, Danish, Norwegian, English

• What were you doing last night at 12:00 am?

Writing fanfiction

• What do you think is Satan's last name?

Grovum (don't ask me why)

• Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

I tried, I hated it

• Are you the kind of friend you want to have as a friend?

Not really, no

• You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you that if you are late on more time, you get fired. What do you do?

If I'm late all the time, it means I don't wanna be there. I'll search for my dream job, but right now there is an innocent life at stake and I can do something about it.

• You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone that you're going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) I tell my closest family and friends. I want them to be there for me, but if I tell anyone I'm not close with, they will only pity me.

b) I will spend the rest of my time eating chocolate, drinking coffee like it's soup, and blending waffles, because doing something weird is doing something fun.

c) Not at all. Death is an inevitable concept. I would be sad, I would be angry, but I would not be afraid. There isn't a point to being scared of something you can't avoid.

• You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

I choose love. Living life without loving another person, whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial, would be torture. And for me, love is the same as trust, but trust is not the same as love.

• What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

"Sincerely Me" from Dear Evan Hansen

• What are the last four digits of your cell phone number?

9286

• In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Equality.

• How can I win your heart?

Chocolate, a Ferris wheel ride at night, and accepting my sexual orientation.

• Can insanity have more creativity?

No. Creativity is always in the back of your mind. The same is with darker creativity. Insanity just brings it to the forefront or makes you act on it.

• What is the single best decision you have made in your life?

I decided that self harm doesn't help. I'm glad I did, or I could have landed myself in a hospital.

• What size shoes do you wear?

8 1/2

• What quote would be written on your tombstone?

"Life is a locked door. Death is the key.

Death is a locked door. Life is the key."

• What is your favorite word?

Infinitesimal

• Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word heart.

Red mixed with black and white.

• What is a saying you say a lot?

What can you do when you live in a shoe

• What is the last song you listened to?

"Heavydirtysoul"

• Basic question, what is your favorite color?

Green

• What is your current desktop picture?

Hogwarts castle

• If you could press one button and make anyone in the world explode, who would it be?

*thinks to self* does my sleep paralysis demon count..?

• What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

It's not a matter of which question, it's a matter of who's asking it

• One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn the light on to find you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies arent really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Offer them some toilet paper, maybe they're here because the ones at the supermarket are still sold out.

• You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they grant you a superpower if your choice. What is that power?

Shapeshifting

• You can re-live any point in time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half hour experience would you like to experience again?

My first time watching the first scene in IT.

• You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Fighting with both of my best friends

• You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

None. I'm asexual.

• You just got a free plane ticket anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Venice, Italy

• Do you have any relatives in jail?

No

• Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Yes

• Ever been on a plane

No

• If the whole word we're listening to you right now. what would you say?

F**k Donald Trump

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☞ NAME: Remus Lupin. ☞ AGE: Nineteen (03.10.1960). ☞ BLOOD STATUS: Halfblood. ☞ HOUSE: Former Gryffindor. ☞ GENDER: Cis-male. ☞ FACECLAIM: Tom Webb.

+ THE STORY SO FAR +

As far back as Remus could remember, he had been taught to keep secrets. Don’t tell mummy’s frighteningly Welsh family that daddy can do magic. Don’t tell the muggle children in the neighborhood about the wizarding world. He was living two lives even as a child no bigger than four. It was around this time that everything changed, all at once. The small boy didn’t even remember it happening. He had been dreaming sweetly, awoken by the sounds of his mother’s cries and an intense pain he had never experienced before. The smell of tourmaline and the bright florescent lights of Saint Thomas hospital in Southwark surrounded him in a confusing haze.

The scars marring his body healed, but they didn’t disappear into his skin the way they always had before. They remained, though faint, a white imprint on his form forever, stretching and morphing with his growth over the years. The need to keep secrets grew stronger. The family of three moved from town to town, terrified of what might happen if anyone found out about the young boys condition. Despite the love his parents had for him, he was a lonely child. By the time he was ten, he had accepted the fact that it would be a rather lonely life indeed. When Albus Dumbledore showed up on their doorstep that year and convinced Lyall Lupin to allow his son to go to school, a happiness and freedom his sickly child had never known took over. Though once in school, the need to lie returned. Don’t tell anyone about your condition. Tell them your mother is ill and you visit her often. Lie, lie, lie. The three boys he shared a dorm with, however, were far too nosy and clever to fall for Remus’ musings.

They called him out, and for the first time in his life, Remus had given in. He had told the truth, no matter how petrified of the consequences. Naturally, as they would continue to do for years to come, they surprised him with their loyalty. For the first time in his life, Remus Lupin had friends - three people who he trusted and loved beyond his two parents. These were the people he considered on the insides of his walls; his parents, Albus Dumbledore and the Marauders. Over time, Lily Evans found her way in, being too clever for her own good and too close with Severus Snape to not know the truth. He allowed it because even when Snape tried time and again to convince her, she would always play dumb. Remus recognized this and thanked her for it. Once Remus loved, he did so deeply and unconditionally. He saw this as an asset in relation to James, but ultimately he couldn’t help but feel as though it were equally his greatest weakness. He avoided it - the loving - but once he felt it in any form, it wasn’t likely to go anywhere.

-  J U N E  1 9 7 9 -

When Dumbledore asked Remus to join the coalition he created known as The Order of the Phoenix, Remus answered unthinkingly. “Yes.” It felt like he was finally paying back a portion of what he owed Dumbledore. Though the old man disagreed heartily, Remus felt there was no one else more responsible for the happiness and love he acquired during his time at Hogwarts and he would do absolutely anything to satisfy his old professor. It was a loyalty that would never falter. Though there was some concern. Everyone in the organization would have to know the truth about him. He couldn’t keep secrets here for their success depended on their honesty with one another. Swallowing past the lump in his throat, Remus would prepare himself to speak his darkest secret aloud to a room full of people he trusted simply because Dumbledore said he could.

←  C O N N E C T I O N S  → 

→ Marlene McKinnon

He called her Magnificent and she, ironically as ever, called him Classic. At the beginning of their sixth years, Remus trudged into a train compartment with never ending ink stuck to the bottom of his shoe. The only person taking up the space until that moment had been Marlene, who was suddenly and painfully fascinated by the nervous, babbling boy making a mess all over the carpets. She poked fun at him in a way that anyone else would think was casual conversation. But Remus knew from the moment she opened her mouth that she was quietly intelligent and dead clever. She reminded him of himself in an instant - soaked in undertones and, to someone as familiar with them as he, keeping secrets. He chose her that day, taking quiet pride in the fact that Marlene was the first person that didn’t force their way into his life, but he decided on his own he wanted to know. That was the beginning of a friendship that would tear them both apart. Due to a fateful prank between Sirius Black and Severus Snape that could have ruined everything Remus had worked so hard to obtain, he distanced himself from his closest friends and in that, grew closer to the Slytherin girl they all seemed very much against for no real reason other than her affiliation. There was a darkness in her that matched his own and it drew him to her in ways Remus wasn’t familiar with. They got too close to something he had forbidden himself from taking pleasure in, however, and he removed himself from her life like smoke, a tragic hero in his own mind (something she would blatantly disagree with, if he plucked up enough courage to ask). Remus is one of three people that knows why Marlene truly left Hogwarts in December of 1977. What he doesn’t understand is why she never came back.

← James Potter

It only took about a month and a half. When Remus first arrived at Hogwarts, he had just gotten through a full moon. He was tired, his bones ached, but he had a chest full of child-like hope that was overwhelming to him at the time. He confined himself to his dorm room. The three boys he shared it with came and went. He might show up to lunch and grab enough bread and fruit and cheese to get him through until the next day. It had been James Potter who stayed behind first. “I’ll catch up with you,” he’d heard him say to the others, a knot of nerves forming in Remus’ throat as he cowered behind the curtains of his four-poster. There was some rustling from the other side of the room followed by footsteps that undeniably led right up to the side of his bed. He closed his eyes and clenched his fists, but no words came. There was simply a clunk, retreating footsteps, and the click-clack of the door opening and closing. Tentatively, Remus peeked out over the side of his bed. A tray of food at been left on the floor in the spot he heard James stop. There was a hefty goblet of pumpkin juice with a heaping of meats and sweets. It was clear what James preferred to eat, looking at it. There was a note stuck to a piece of roast beef. Written in messy scrawl, he’d said, “I already found the kitchens. Show you if you want. - James Potter, your roommate (the expert flyer).” Remus woke up for breakfast the next morning and excitedly (though tentatively), called after the other three as they headed for the door. When they stopped abruptly and looked at him there was a mixture of confusion and disbelief from two, but a knowing, triumphant smile from one. When he said he wanted to come with them, a hopeful eyebrow that surprised Remus shot up James’ forehead. “Yea?” He asked and Remus, swallowing down the fear, nodded. He seldom skipped a meal after that. In truth, they were his favorite parts of the day.

→ Sirius Black

Remus was very good at reading people. He discovered this about himself very early on in his Hogwarts days. James was an open book. He wasn’t ashamed to feel or let his feelings be known. Peter was subtle, he preferred, like Remus, to keep to the background and observe his surroundings. Sirius, on the other hand, was a sea of emotion that he kept carefully concealed behind sarcastic quips and bouts of fire-like rage. It was in the twitch of his jaw, subtle tightening of grip, flash of eyes, or even in the way he held his shoulders. Remus could see the way Sirius fought his own demons. It was admirable because he knew of a similar fight within himself. Unlike him, however, Sirius never had to want in his youth. He had been brought up on certain stigmas and stereotypes that he struggled to fight early on. When they first discovered he was a werewolf, Remus could see clearly that Sirius pretended to be okay with it as a means to find more reasons to stand against his family. In truth, it was hard for him. He grew up thinking werewolves were scum. Now he was friends with one and though he tried, it stunted them a little bit. Remus had convinced himself things were better, Sirius had worked through his seeded discriminations, but a hateful prank pulled on Severus Snape in their sixth year changed his mind on that, and put a permanent dent in their friendship. Though Sirius apologized and Remus forgave, because he loved his friends and would likely always give them second chances, he couldn’t forget. And every month, he felt a familiar sense of anxiety creeping in; could he trust him? Should he not? He would because James asked him to. James was the glue that held them all together; seeing his friends with bountiful admiration, always.

→  Peter Pettigrew

Remus attached himself to Peter because they were both quiet. They kept to themselves when James and Sirius weren’t around, finding solitude in the silence like the other boys never could. Remus appreciated Peter��s quiet hilarity. He seemed timid, but truthfully he was observant. He wanted to be in the background. It had become clear to Remus in their fifth year when his animagus took the form of a rat. Peter was resourceful, clever, quiet down to his swift movements that seemed to allow him to glide through a crowd as if made of vapor. He was an important facilitator in most of the pranks James and Sirius came up with, managing to go unnoticed among a crowd of people if that’s what he wanted to happened. He got his way through being devious and sometimes, though fleeting and a thought he entirely kept to himself because of how James and Sirius might react, Remus wondered what kept his good friend from being a Slytherin.

REMUS LUPIN IS CURRENTLY CLOSED FOR APPLICATIONS.