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[cmonbartender]

Lily Tomlin as Dotty

[genevieveetguy]

. - Don't you want people to remember you? - I don't want them to be told to remember me.

A Prairie Home Companion, Robert Altman (2006)

[itspileofgoodthings]

watched a Dolly documentary and both the best and the worst part of it was watching other people talk about her and try and fail to explain her magic in words

[ulrichgebert]

Durch nächtliche Schatten und Nebel irren ein wahnsinniger Würger, der rüde aus dem Schlaf gerissene Kleinmann, der helfen soll, ihn zu stellen, aber ohne den Plan zu kennen, eine Schwertschluckerin vom Zirkus, die ihren ungetreuen Clown verlassen hat, sowie selbstredend eine eine aufgebrachte Meute. Es ist voller hübscher Kleinigkeiten wie “Donald Pleasence endet im Cul-de sac”, recht schick besetzt, in schönstem Langmurnaupabst-Expressionismus ausgeleuchtet und in schönstem Woody-Allen-Existenzialismus (das ist der mit einem leichten Hang zur Rührseligkeit) hinterfragt.

[marcmarcmomarc]

Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse

Cast

Shameik Moore as Miles Morales

Hailee Steinfeld as Gwen Stacy

Oscar Isaac as Miguel O’Hara

Mahershala Ali as Uncle Aaron

Brian Tyree Henry as Jefferson Davis

Luna Lauren Vélez as Rio Morales

Jharrel Jerome as Miles G. Morales

Jason Schwartzman as Spot

Jake Johnson as Peter B. Parker

John Mulaney as Spider-Ham

Kimiko Glenn as Peni Parker

Nicolas Cage as Spider-Man Noir

Issa Rae as Jessica Drew

Daniel Kaluuya as Hobie Brown

Karan Soni as Pavitr Prabhakar

Amandla Stenberg as Margo Kess

Masi Oka as Takuya Yamashiro

Shea Whigham as George Stacy

Greta Lee as LYLA

Lily Tomlin as Aunt May

Andy Samberg as Ben Reilly

Pedro Pascal as Otto Octavius

Marc Maron as Adrian Toomes

Liam Neeson as MacDonald Gargan

Bobby Cannavale as Aleksei Sytsevich

Mark Hamill as Maxwell Dillon

Keanu Reeves as Flint Marko

Melissa Sturm as Mary Jane

Michelle Ruff as Mayday

Kathryn Hahn as Doc Ock

Liev Schreiber as Wilson Fisk

Peter Sohn as Ganke

Rachel Dratch as Ms. Weber

Natalie Morales as Miss Calleros

Ziggy Marley as Lenny

Erick Avari as Inspector Singh

Priyanka Chopra as Gayatri

Elizabeth Perkins as May

Atsuko Okatsuka as Yuri

Jack Quaid as Peter Parker

Freida Pinto as Maya Auntie

J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson

Zoë Kravitz as Mary Jane Watson-Parker

Edwin H. Bravo as C. Salas (Visions Academy Guard)

Lorraine Vélez as Maria

Ayo Edeberi as Glory

Nicole Delaney as MJ

Antonina Lentini as Betty

Anthony Ramos as Benny

Chris Pine as Spider-Man

Marvin Jones III as Tombstone

Joaquín Cosio as Scorpion

Jorma Taccone as Adriano Tumino / ‘67

Jorge Gutiérrez as Officer Gutierrez

Donald Glover as Aaron Davis

Stan Lee as Stan

Lake Bell as Vanessa Fisk

Kim Yarbough as Alchemax Scientist

Nic Novicki as LEGO Spider-Man

Sofia Barclay as Malala Windsor

Taran Killam as Web-Slinger

Danielle Perez as Charlotte Webber

Michael Rianda as Max Borne / Ezekiel Sims / Spider-Man Patient

Leland “Metro Boomin” Wayne as Metro Spider-Man

Yuri Lowenthal as Insomniac Spider-Man

Josh Keaton as Spectacular Spider-Man

Rino Romano as Spider-Man Unlimited

Grey DeLisle as Spinneret

Meg Turney as Annie-May Parker

Paola Andino as Anya Corazón

Ryan O’Flanagan as Tarantula

Lauren Ash as Cyborg Spider-Woman

Daran Norris as Spidercide

Tara Strong as Spider-Canada

Jess Harnell as Officer Parker

Robbie Daymond as Ultimate Spider-Man

Post Malone as Brooklyn Bystander

[thatgeekwiththeclipons]

Happy 85th Birthday to Academy Award Nominated, 7x Emmy Winning, Golden Globe Nominated, Grammy Winning, SAG Award Nominated, 2x Tony Winning actress and writer Lily Tomlin! ^__^

[ulkaralakbarova]

With a serial strangler on the loose, a bookkeeper wanders around town searching for the vigilante group intent on catching the killer. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Kleinman: Woody Allen Prostitute: Kathy Bates Student Jack: John Cusack Irmy: Mia Farrow Prostitute: Jodie Foster Hacker’s Follower: Fred Gwynne Clown: John Malkovich Alma: Julie Kavner Marie: Madonna Magician: Kenneth Mars Eve: Kate Nelligan Doctor: Donald Pleasence Prostitute: Lily Tomlin Mr. Paulsen: Philip Bosco Spiro’s Assistant: Robert Joy Simon Carr: Wallace Shawn Vogel’s Follower: Kurtwood Smith Priest: Josef Sommer Hacker: David Ogden Stiers Cop at Police Station: John C. Reilly Woman with Baby: Eszter Balint Vigilante: James Rebhorn Roustabout: Richard Riehle Cop: William H. Macy Undesirables Onlooker: Fred Melamed Killer: Michael Kirby Vigilante: Victor Argo Vigilante: Daniel von Bargen Landlady: Camille Saviola Dwarf: Tim Loomis Fat Lady: Katy Dierlam Strongman: Dennis Vestunis Prostitute: Anne Lange Student: Andy Berman Student: Paul Anthony Stewart Student: Thomas L. Bolster Police Chief: Greg Stebner Cop at Police Station: Peter Appel Cop at Police Station: Brian Smiar Cop at Police Station: Michael P. Troy Cop at Police Station: Remak Ramsay Cop at Police Station: Ron Turek Bartender: Peter McRobbie Cop with Priest: Ira Wheeler Baby: Rebecca Gibson Hacker’s Follower: Robert Silver Spiro: Charles Cragin Vigilante with Spiro: Tom Riis Farrell Vigilante with Spiro: Ron Weyand Roustabout: Max Robinson Film Crew: Additional Casting: Todd M. Thaler Casting: Juliet Taylor Writer: Woody Allen Producer: Robert Greenhut Assistant Editor: Mark Livolsi Costume Design: Jeffrey Kurland Production Coordinator: Helen Robin Executive Producer: Charles H. Joffe Executive Producer: Jack Rollins Editor: Susan E. Morse Hairstylist: Romaine Greene Assistant Art Director: W. Steven Graham Casting Associate: Laura Rosenthal Supervising Sound Editor: Robert Hein Director of Photography: Carlo Di Palma Gaffer: Ray Quinlan Sound Designer: Dan Sable Foley Artist: Brian Vancho Set Decoration: George DeTitta Jr. Assistant Costume Designer: Donna Zakowska Production Sound Mixer: James Sabat Production Design: Santo Loquasto Assistant Sound Editor: Stuart Levy Co-Producer: Joseph Hartwick Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Lee Dichter Construction Coordinator: Ron Petagna Key Scenic Artist: James Sorice Production Assistant: Robert C. Albertell Makeup Artist: Bernadette Mazur First Assistant Director: Thomas A. Reilly Art Direction: Speed Hopkins Property Master: James Mazzola Assistant Production Coordinator: Ilyse A. Reutlinger Still Photographer: Brian Hamill Standby Carpenter: Joseph A. Alfieri Jr. Scenic Artist: Cosmo Sorice Set Dresser: Dave Weinman Assistant Camera: Michael Green Sound Recordist: Frank Graziadei Camera Operator: Dick Mingalone Script Supervisor: Kay Chapin Set Decoration: Amy Marshall Boom Operator: Louis Sabat Dolly Grip: Ronald Burke Key Grip: Robert Ward Wardrobe Supervisor: Patricia Eiben Second Assistant Camera: Michael Caracciolo Camera Trainee: David E. Baron Art Department Coordinator: Glenn Lloyd Second Assistant Director: Richard Patrick Assistant Editor: William Kruzykowski Transportation Captain: Peter Tavis Transportation Captain: Harold ‘Whitey’ McEvoy Production Assistant: Justin Moritt Wardrobe Supervisor: Bill Christians Foley Artist: Elisha Birnbaum Additional Casting: Judie Fixler Key Construction Grip: Vincent Guarriello Production Assistant: Danielle Rigby Projection: Carl Turnquest Best Boy Electric: Jim Manzione Costume Assistant: Lauren Gibson Assistant Art Director: Robert Perdziola Foley Editor: Lori Kornspun Assistant Art Director: Peter Eastman Location Scout: Megan Monaghan Assistant Art Director: Richard Michael Miller Apprentice Sound Editor: Yasmine Amitai Location Manager: James A. Davis Movie Reviews:

[joseandrestabarnia]

Título: Siglos Dobles 

Artista/Creador: Desconocido 

Fecha: alrededor de 425–400 a. C. 

Medio: Plata 

Lugar: Celenderis, Cilicia, Turquía (Lugar creado) 

Cultura: Griega 

Número de objeto: 80.NH.152.78 

Línea de crédito: Regalo de Lily Tomlin 

Inscripción(es): Al reverso, en griego: KEΛE [KELE], abreviatura de Kelenderis. 

Un joven que desmonta de su caballo en la parte delantera y una cabra en la espalda decoran este doble siglo, o siclo, en persa. Ambas imágenes son emblemas de Celenderis, una ciudad griega en Cilicia, en el sureste de Anatolia, que estuvo sujeta al imperio persa. Se acuñaron monedas allí desde aproximadamente el 450 hasta el 300 a.C. 

El jinete desmontando es el único tipo de imagen que se utiliza en los anversos de las monedas de la ciudad. Una cabra siempre está en la espalda. En las monedas anteriores solo aparece la parte delantera de la cabra; después de eso, se representa todo el animal. Siempre presente en el reverso hay una abreviatura griega -Kel, Kele o Kelen- del nombre de la ciudad, que se conecta con las dos imágenes de la moneda, ambas aparentemente significan un juego de palabras con Celenderis: en griego, un caballo de carreras era "keles", y ciertas cabras eran conocidas como "kelades". Esta moneda está desfigurada por una pieza tallada en el reverso. 

Información e imagen de la web del Getty Museum. 

[hitchell-mope]

88. The Wilmington-Sullivan family tree

Jones Moriarty Wilmington. A wizard. Current patriarch. Fancast is John C Riley. Husband of Delaney. Father of Findlay and Skipper. Grandfather of Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Father in law of Sidney. Commissioner of the NYPD. Son of Celestine and the late Donovan. Fraternal twin of Chambers.

Delaney Wilmington. A witch. Current matriarch. Fancast is Laura Dern. Wife of Jones. Mother of Findlay and Skipper. Grandmother of Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Daughter of Beaumont and Clementine. Stepdaughter of Winifred (Beaumont’s second wife) and Lilith (Clementine’s latest wife). Sister of Leland.

Findlay Sullivan. A witch. Fancast if Brie Larson. Wife of Sidney. Mother of Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Sister of Skipper. Daughter of Jones and Delaney. Granddaughter of Donovan, Celestine, Beaumont, Winifred, Clementine and Lilith. Profiler at New York’s 88th precinct.

Skipper Wilmington. A wizard. Fancast is Austin Butler. Son of Jones and Delaney. Brother of Findlay. Uncle of Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Grandson of Donovan, Celestine, Beaumont, Winifred, Clementine and Lilith. Fiancé of Oswald. Owner and bartender of Goodbye Golden Brick Road. An Elton John themed Irish pub located across the street from the precinct

Sidney Sullivan. A mortal who’s learned magic. Fancast is Zac Efron. Husband of Findlay. Father of Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Son of Sawyer and Sonya. Younger brother of Samson. New York’s 88th precincts top detective.

Drummond Carothers. A satyr. Fancast is Aidan Gallagher. Adopted by Findlay and Sidney after his mother, Magda, died in the season two finale. Adopted brother of Barnaby and Jonah. The heir to the now disbanded Carothers crime family.

Oswald Chatwin. A centaur. Fancast is Dylan Playfair. Skipper’s fiancé. Waiter at Goodbye Golden Brick Road.

Beaumont Mulligan. A wizard. Fancast is Donald Sutherland. Father of Delaney and Leland. Husband of Winifred. Ex husband of Clementine. Retired since April 1912.

Winifred Mulligan. A witch. Fancast is Whoopi Goldberg. Second wife of Beaumont. Stepmother to Delaney and Leland. Step grandmother of Findlay and Skipper. Runs an auction house in Westchester.

Leland Mulligan. A wizard. Fancast is Kiefer Sutherland. Son of Beaumont and Clementine. Stepson of Winifred. Brother of Delaney. Uncle of Findlay and Skipper. Supreme Court Justice of the United States.

Clementine Hauser. A witch. Fancast is Holland Taylor. Mother of Delaney and Leland. Ex wife of Beaumont. Wife of Lilith. Grandmother of Findlay and Skipper. Recreational time traveller.

Lilith Hauser. The biblical demon. Fancast is Lily Tomlin. Wife of Clementine. Stepmother of Delaney and Leland. Step grandmother of Findlay and Skipper. Recreational time traveller

Donovan Wilmington. A ghost. Fancast is Bill Murray. Father of Jones and Chambers. Husband of Celestine. Grandfather of Findlay and Skipper. Died in 1970. Recreational Possessor

Celestine “Rainbow Tsunami” Wilmington. A witch. Fancast is Wendie Malick. Mother of Jones and Chambers. Grandmother of Findlay and Skipper. Donovan’s widow. Proto hippie.

Chambers Truman Wilmington. A wizard. Fancast is Brad Pitt. Son of Donovan and Celestine. Jones’s fraternal twin brother. Uncle of Findlay and Skipper. Las Vegas stage magician.

Sawyer Sullivan. A mortal. Fancast is Stanley Tucci. Husband of Sonya. Father of Samson and Sidney. Grandfather of Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Criminal defence lawyer.

Sonya Sullivan. A mortal. Fancast is Allison Janney. Wife of Sawyer. Mother of Samson ant Sidney. Grandmother of Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Celebrity chef

Samson Sullivan. A mortal. Fancast is Paul Dano. Son of Sawyer and Sonya. Older brother of Sidney. Uncle to Drummond, Barnaby and Jonah. Video game enthusiast.

[adamwatchesmovies]

A Prairie Home Companion (2006)

I wasn't sure what to make of A Prairie Home Companion. While it played, I could see what appeal it would have to others but for me, it never quite hit the mark. As time has passed, however, I find myself looking back at it fondly and feel a desire to revisit it.

A Prairie Home Companion, the long-running public live radio show is coming to an end. The theatre where the program is recorded has been bought by some rich whatevers from a big company and everyone knows they'll have no interest in doing anything but turning the building into a parking lot. Some of the performers feel this end was inevitable. Others are upset. A few say they shouldn’t even acknowledge this could be their last show because on the radio you should treat every show like it’s the final performance.

The cast includes a slew of big names. Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin as performing sisters, Lindsay Lohan as the former’s daughter, Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly as singing cowboys, Kevin Kline as a P.I. working the show’s security, Tommy Lee Jones as the businessman coming from Texas to axe the show, the film's writer and host of the real-life show the film is based, Garrison Keillor plays a bit of a version of himself and capping them off is Virginia Madsen as a woman who may or may not be an angel.

I’ve never seen or listened to any live radio shows but this movie made me nostalgic for them. The traditional country music grows on you thanks to the variety of performers and song subjects. A standout number is “Bad Jokes” by Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly, which delivers what it promises: a lot of bad jokes, but many that are so bad they come around to be hilarious. All of the different personalities, the sponsor's ads throughout the program, the homely tone is warm and endearing. This radio show is not quite a play, it’s not quite a talent show, but it contains elements of both. People are scrambling backstage to ensure everyone is going to begin on-cue but the drama doesn't come from people trying to sabotage each other or wishing they had gotten a bigger part or anything like that. The loose and relaxed tone of the show gives the impression of a group of friends/family members putting something together and trying to be as professional as possible, without getting too worked up or hung up on the details. It's a nice change from what we usually see.

As the picture began, I was unsure what to make of it. Although the performances were good, the atmosphere inviting, the feelings genuine and the music worthy of tapping your toes to, it just wasn’t my type of thing. By the end of the movie, my opinion of A Prairie Home Companion turned around. It’s sweet and whimsical. The quirky characters feel like real people, the kind who really would be on a live radio show filled with corny jokes and unpretentious little songs. In the end, I had grown to like everyone. Realizing that this really would be the last time I'd see them - no sequel to this film has been made - made me melancholic. Although nothing big hinges on the show surviving the judgment of Tommy Lee Jones' character, losing the light atmosphere and overall cheeriness emanating from the story and cast would feel big.

I was going to give the movie a middling review because it just wasn’t my type of thing, but as I've been writing this, I've been realizing just how good a time I had with it. Even if there were some elements that I didn’t really care for, I wouldn't change a thing. If this is your brand of music, you’ll absolutely fall in love with this movie. Even if it isn't, give this a shot. Against all odds, A Prairie Home Companion won me over. (On DVD, January 1, 2015)

[boglog]

We love a gal with no boundaries !

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A Prairie Home Companion (2006) Robert Altman

September 22nd 2019

[cissamionearchive]

Grace and Frankie + Swearing 2/?

[thatgeekwiththeclipons]

Happy 84th Birthday to Academy Award Nominated, 6x Emmy Winning, Golden Globe Nominated, Grammy Winning, Tony Winning actress and comedian Lily Tomlin! ^__^

[catelyngrant]

I don’t think I’m actually going to end up writing fic for Hacks because I’m terrified of writing these two characters who have SUCH specific voices, but like hell I’m not thinking about them 24/7 and I figured I’d share this concept.

One of my biggest questions is how they could actually get to a point in canon where they could hook up believably (not in a dream sequence) and what I keep coming back to is that it would have to be a situation that they’d be able to play off as a joke for as long as they could. Combine that with how all of the writers talk about how their bantering is a “turn on”, what I’m imagining is one of them pitching a joke about org*sms - either Deborah making some snide comment about how men are useless at getting her off or Ava offhandedly mentioning something about the differences between sleeping with different genders. (Deborah would totally be one of those people who would be like, “how do women know when sex is over if there’s not a d*ck in the picture?” so that energy is strong.)

Anyway, it ends up with Ava bragging about her record of getting women off in one round.

“Seven times? Oh fuck off, Ava, even if those basketball hands were battery operated you couldn’t -”

“Okay so first of all, I have a lot more tools at my disposal than my freakishly long fingers, which by the way no one has ever complained about, and second, I may be a disaster in 95% of my life but I will not accept this sort of slander when it comes to my ability to make women come. I have that shit down.”

“It’s just physiologically absurd. And Jesus, talk about excessive - even if I believed you, which I’m not saying I do, it sounds more exhausting than fun.”

“Spoken like a woman who’s never made another woman come.”

“I meant for me! I’m not fucking Marty, it’s not like I roll over and fall asleep in twenty seconds, but even at your age I’d be done after two, three times tops.”

“So just to be clear, in this scenario you’re the one I’m getting off? Because yeah, I know you’re not 25, but if those progesterone packets work half as well as you say they do in those ridiculous ads, I could get you to five, easy. And you’d be thanking me. When’s the last time someone actually got you off, anyway?”

“That’s rich, coming from Ms. ‘I don’t think you can ask me that,  you know, legally’ -”

“You’re right. You’re right - my bad.” A pause, then: “You can probably afford some really awesome lube, though, I’m just saying. And didn’t you get a press kit from Netflix a few years ago?”

“That yam shit from Lily Tomlin’s show? Please, no. I haven’t had vegetables near my c**t since I was twelve and tried a cucumber.”

“Okay, well, we’re coming back to that later, but. I’m just saying - if you don’t want me to prove my point that’s fine, but you’re a total smokeshow and I could find a dozen ladies who’d be more than happy to try to beat my record in like five minutes. Although if you take me up on that you’re not allowed to make fun of these bad girls anymore.” She waggles her fingers. “Can’t knock 'em till you’ve tried 'em.”

“If I didn’t know better I’d say you were trying to get me into bed.”

Ava shrugs. “I have a reputation to maintain. Plus, it’s not like I haven’t thought about it - like I said. Total smokeshow.”

“It’s a bad idea. For one - what did you say, five? It’s just not possible. You’re setting yourself up for failure.”

“Maybe. Could be fun anyway, though. Don’t get me wrong, the multiple orgasms are great, but sleeping with women is just a whole new level - it doesn’t all have to be about the main event. Or, you know. Events.”

“Oh that’s right, it’s more emotionally fulfilling -”

“Hey, I’m not pressuring you! Seriously. But either way, you’ve got to drop the bit, you have too many queer lady fans for tired straight sex jokes to fly. And if you want new material, I mean it. Happy to be of service. And, you know. Defend my honor.”

So anyway, this goes on and on and they obviously end up in bed. Ava gets her up to four before Deborah taps out, but even Deborah can’t mock her afterwards, and those hand jokes take on a whole new layer.

idk y’all i just have a LOT OF FEELINGS

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