#c: avery graves

[reapersmarch]

awww beans miss avery is such an old oc and I haven't drawn her yet somehow (too focused on bel), it's nice to give her a little life again!!!

[smolghostbot]

A Little Role Playing

Because this scenario was rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken for at least a week. This was meant to be more of a microfiction but turns out I can't be brief to save my life.

(in my anxious opinion this is a little bit zestier than what I would normally post but it's still firmly a g/t story. Just keep that in mind.)

Word Count: 1.5k

CWs: consensual fearplay gone too far, mouthplay and vore vibes, vague spicytime allusions and that is definitely the intent but the fun turns unfun before anything serious happens

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“I- I’ll never tell you anything, human!” shouted the diminutive voice at the towering form in front of them.

“Hehehe… I have ways of making a tiny little thing like you talk…,” spoke the form, a man named Evan. He quickly changed his tone, though, as he added in a whisper, “Was the laugh too much? Too on-the-nose?”

“The laugh was fine, babe, but don’t overdo it,” quietly responded Avery, caught in Evan’s loose fist. After quickly clearing their throat, they continued shouting, “I’ll never talk! You’ll never get me to reveal where my town is! I’ll take our secret to the grave, on my honor!”

Evan rolled his eyes at this. The human had regularly questioned why his borrower partner was so in love with this scenario, but based on their past experiences, it was always the one that made Avery tick. Evan simply played along as best as he could on days where they agreed to play out Avery’s fantasies, and this was one such day.

“Now now, little borrower, that’s a lot of words, but not a lot of answers. I said to tell me where your town is, or else!” Evan growled, as his fist gave a quick squeeze to Avery.

“N-never!”

“Very well then… if you’re no good as an informant, I could find another use for you…” the human said, giving himself time to think over what to do as a threat. They had played this little game often, and this was always the part where things tended to diverge. What direction things progressed in depended on the mood of the two partners, but Avery was very clear about what they wanted out of their game tonight: Scare me.

Evan thought back to when they first met, when he had discovered Avery attempting to steal food from his pantry. The little thing was terrified of Evan back then, begging and pleading for their life before Evan had even said a word. From the sound of it, Avery was missing that thrill, that exciting fear of being caught by a human, and Evan decided to commit to the act in order to please his partner.

“Hm… what to do with you…” he murmured, before they were both caught off-guard as Evan’s stomach loudly rumbled. Evan decided to run with this as inspiration as he continued his “evil” speech… this was a direction things hadn’t gone in before.

“You know… if you won’t say anything of help to me, perhaps you could help me in another way…” Evan spoke, as he did his best diabolical grin. He saw Avery’s face begin to pale as they were moved closer to the human’s mouth.

“H-hey, wait, I don’t know what you’re thinking about, but…” stammered Avery, in what sounded like their role-playing voice. That simply wouldn’t do, thought Evan, as he spoke again.

“Oh? Your wandering eyes tell me that you know exactly what I’m thinking about, tiny one. Tell me where the others are, or I may help myself to the nice little snack in my hand…”

The fear in Avery’s voice was quickly becoming more real. “H-hey, uh, I don’t know if I like the direction this is going…” They said, as they gulped in nervousness. Evan only continued to smile as he spoke, “What’s wrong? I thought you wanted to be scared? Is the little nugget chickening out?”

Avery could only stutter as they thought of what to say. “C-come on, Ev, we’ve talked about how terrifying this kind of thing is to me… you were supposed to, um, you know…”

Unfortunately, their words fell on deaf ears as Evan began to laugh, a laugh which was somewhere between their fake laugh from earlier and the real deal. He continued to hold his borrower partner near his mouth, moving them out of his fist and into a loose grip, held between his index finger and thumb. “What’s wrong, little borrower? You wanted to be afraid, didn’t you? You love being afraid… I bet you’ve been wanting me to do this for ages, haven’t you?”

“N-no, no seriously Evan, not like this… knock it off…” whimpered Avery, being sure to emphasize the use of Evan’s name, which was their signal that things were turning very real.

“Oh no, is the little one getting scared? Tell me you’re scared and maybe I’ll let you go… maybe,” chuckled the human.

“Evan… I- I know you won’t hurt me, b-but, you’re acting very weird right now… it’s scaring me… can we change the script?” pleaded Avery, who was staring at the grinning, gaping maw that was moving right in front of them.

Evan chuckled, now was his chance to truly give his partner the adrenaline rush they craved. “The script? There’s no script, little borrower. This is very, very, real… and you’re about to become a very little meal… any last words?”

The fear on his partner’s face was palpable, and Evan could feel Avery’s heartbeat soaring. “Evan… Evan stop. Safe word time. Evan… Evan!” They cried, as Evan moved them closer to his mouth. Avery could feel the human’s breath on their skin as they were more close enough that Evan could easily bite down on them.

“S-s-seriously, Evan, Evan stop! Th-this isn’t funny! Game’s over! S-stop!”

But Evan ignored their pleas, gently moving the borrower close to their tongue, and giving them a small, but still gentle lick across the front of their body, causing Avery to shiver in fear.

“H-hey, s-stop! Say something! Stop this! Evan, I know this isn’t you!” Avery cried, desperate for this game to end. The human leaned their head back, so that the terrified borrower was dangling above the gaping mouth. As the human’s eyebrows furrowed, Avery continued to plead.

“Evan, Evan please, don’t do this, I-I don’t know what I did to upset you but this isn’t the solution, we can talk about this, please! I… I don’t want to die, Evan, please! I’m sorry, for whatever I did I’m sorry!”

With that, Evan smiled a devious grin, before moving Avery down closer to his mouth… and giving them a quick kiss. “Was that the fear you-” he started to say, before noticing something was off. That kiss tasted… different than usual. As the human looked down at their partner, it became obvious that Avery was sobbing, face covered in tears. “P-please, please Evan don’t do this, please…” was all they kept muttering to themself, seeming to ignore the kiss entirely.

“Woah, hey, hey Aves, it’s okay,” Evan quickly stated, as he finally realized he may have gone too far. “You… you know I was just playing, right? It wouldn’t have been scary if I just stopped. You wanted me to be scary, remember?”

Avery was clearly in shock at they stammered, trying to form words. “I… I wanted you to scare me, not… not threaten to eat me! What… why would you… why did you do that?!”

“Woah, Aves, calm down, calm down, let me just, uh, put you down…”

“Don’t… don’t ‘Aves’ me right now, Evan! You almost killed me!” cried the borrower.

Evan knew that he should be calm, but he couldn’t help  but rise to anger at Avery’s accusations. “I wasn’t going to actually eat you! I was just trying to scare you, like you asked me to do! You were the one whining that I was too predictable, so I mixed it up! You’re welcome!”

Avery flinched at Evan’s voice raising, and Evan could tell that Avery was uncharacteristically fearful. Normally, the little borrower was actually the more pushy one in the relationship, so to see them buckle like this was heartbreaking to Evan. “I- I’m sorry… I-I guess I did… y-you’re right, just… d-don’t do it again… please…”

Evan sighed and took a deep breath before trying to talk again. “Aves… I mean, Avery… I should be the one apologizing, I took things too far, but I just wanted to make you happy…”

“Just… just put me down, Evan.”

Evan complied, and placed Avery down on the floor, before getting on his knees on the floor to be as level as possible with the borrower.

“Look, I’m sorry… How about we wind down, watch some movies, and share an ice cream? We still have some of your favorite flavor left…” said Evan, trying to keep his tone as quiet as possible. However, the borrower had other plans.

“I… I want to go home… sorry, I think I just need… a little break from human time for now…”

Human time, Evan repeated mentally. That was a term Avery hadn’t used since they first started dating, when they were overwhelmed with the sheer size of the human, and needed to be around people their own size for a while.

“I… understand… I’m sorry again, Avery. Can you… forgive me? Please?”

“... I’ll be back in a day or two… we can talk then.” was all Avery said, as they turned and quickly walked towards the borrower hole in the wall.

[theragamuffininitiative]

Yeehawgust Day What

Prompts: Warning Shot, Hold Your Horses, Stampede, Wide Open Spaces, Tall Handsome Stranger (because I fell drastically behind, don't look at me)

[This is not an excerpt from my western novel. It is completely its own little piece. I could have made the prompts fit an excerpt but this was more fun. Featuring characters that did not exist before today. I do not know what horrible tragedy befell Avery's family but maybe we'll find out later this month? Also featuring my terrible attempts to mimic something of the wonderfully descriptive prose of a Zane Grey novel.]

"Stranger on the Cliffs"

“What is that, on that rise?” Avery asked, pointing with straight, outstretched arm.

“Where?” Blue McGinnis, whose eyesight was more practiced if not more keen than Avery’s, sidled nearer on his horse and followed Avery’s gesture toward the chalk cliffs rising up from the plains in front of them, where dark clouds were building behind the cliffs. The cliffs stood out in stark relief from the storm coming up over them as the eastern sun behind them turned the cliffs to shining colors of yellow, gold, and white. And yet, it did appear to Blue that there was something darker standing on the edge of them. It might have been a strange dark stone, or even a lonely tree, but neither man nor boy remembered glimpsing it the night before, when the cliffs were first in sight. The oncoming clouds shifted and the dark thing, if it was a thing, seemed to move or vanish, like a trick of the light.

“Did you see it?” Avery asked, urgent.

“I’m not sure,” came the careful answer.

“It’s not Fleet or Flax,” Avery said. “They would be shining in that sun, just like the stone is.” The pair of palominos were the reason for that band of riders picking their way across the Colorado plain, vanished in the night.

None of the others riding with them had seen the shadow or shape ahead of them, but Blue kept his attention fixed on that cliff and Avery sat uneasy in his saddle. “Do you think it might have been a man?” Avery asked after a while.

“No reason for a man to be out there,” Blue reasoned. “Of course, it could have been an Arapaho or some other tribe, a scout maybe.” He hesitated, considering his young partner and weighing his counsel before giving it, but decided in the end that keeping silence would be worse if his premonition came to pass. “It could be rustlers though, or thieves. Could be your two stallions didn’t run off on their own accord.”

At this, Avery’s uneasiness deepened, and his face turned to such pallor that Blue regretted his words and was quick to offer reassurance.

“Still, I don’t think it likely, and we’re as safe a bunch as any, with a dozen riders, and plenty of rifles between us and fast horses. No, I don’t think we’ll meet any trouble.” Blue had seen more than his fair share of trouble from more than one tribe as well as from rustlers and bandits and had, mostly through personal error and providential grace, learned how to interact peaceably with most.

Avery, but fourteen years of age and newly master of all his inheritance, looked grave, but nodded to Blue and nudged his horse on.

With them rode all the men previously in the employee of Avery’s father. Blue had been an occasional business partner, but the others were permanent hires and had come westward with the Hutchinsons from South Carolina. They were honest, loyal men, and those who had first taught a toddling child how to behave around horses and dogs and cattle had then stood beside him at his family’s graves and now went with him in all he did. Partially, this was on account of the elder Hutchinson, but each man had developed his own fondness for the curly-haired, blue-eyed boy. For the sake of the memory of the father and the life of the son, any of them felt he would give his life for Avery. It was a loyalty Avery did not yet understand the magnitude of but he trusted them entirely and for the time, that was enough.

The purple clouds rolled forward to cover the cliffs in shadow, erasing any memory of a shape that may or may not have been there moments before, and the band of horsemen, eyes searching for the flash of light or rise of dust that would lead to their escaped quarry, moved on.

In another five minutes, the clouds were upon them, the near edge twisting up in roiling waves against the sky. As the first shade fell across Avery at the lead of the riders, the clouds released a heavy burden they had borne for miles from the mountain passes filled with mists and streams where they originated in the west.

Rain fell from the sky hard as stones, pelting the grassland and the small band of riders making their weary way across it, and raising a low cloud of dust in the first moments of that abrupt downpour striking the broad, arid plain. The rain was too harsh and fast to be refreshing, and since none in the party was prepared for such an onslaught of weather in that near-weatherless land, they endured it miserably without gear or shelter and were soon drenched, water running off their hats and shoulders and the toes of their boots. The horses were only a little better off, for all their hardiness, and they blinked their eyes against the sudden dust and rain, and shook their heads, flinching at the sting of that storm.

Fierce wind blew up behind the storm, chasing it quickly across the plain, and the rain stopped as unexpectedly as it began, though the low grey clouds remained behind it, casting the area in an even more vague outlook. There was now no sunbeam to highlight the occasional distant buttes and chalk cliffs, and no shadow to outline the dips and curves of dormant creeks, awash with sudden muddy streams that abated to brown trickles again in mere minutes.

Avery shook water from his hair, wiping it away from his eyes with a damp sleeve. He froze mid-movement, his gaze transfixed on a point up ahead where he saw the same shadow he had glimpsed before, only now he was sure it was not a trick of the landscape, for it had moved. Though still a good distance away, he could tell at once that it had moved a good thirty yards under the cover of the storm.

“Blue!” he exclaimed. “It’s there again.”

The party slowed up and now each of the riders saw what Blue and Avery had, a tall dark shape standing as sentinel at the northern edge of the chalk cliff, nearer to where the land rose up to meet it and swept from that place down to where they rode, the far northern part of the horizon walled off by a collection of buttes.

To Avery’s eyes, the figure looked most like the black bears he was familiar with from home, standing perhaps on its hindlegs so as to get its bearings. Yet even he knew that no bear would be out on these desolate fields of western wheat, cacti, sedge, and buffalo grass, away from the trees and rivers that were its natural habitation. Blue, who had seen more of the world than his young partner, never thought of the bear, but he did think of hunters and other dangerous men, wrapped in pelts or in buffalo skins.

A thin man in the party with a very long, narrow, red beard, placed his horse alongside Blue and Avery. His name was Dart, and his eyes flickered from place to place, never resting on one thing. “If he means us ill, we ought to discourage him now and save ourselves the trouble later. He has to know we have seen him, but maybe he can’t decide whether or not to make trouble.” He drew his pistol, a dull, heavy thing under that clouded heaven. “We should help him make that decision.”

“Dart, wait,” Blue cautioned, but he was too late.

Dart, aiming the pistol up and tilted away from them, fired a warning shot.

Several things began to happen at once, so that Avery was aware of all of them separately but could not at first understand any of them. The sound of the shot was loud and quick and then seemed to echo like thunder after the storm. The shape on the cliff moved and seemed to grow flatter and wider all at once, as if the stranger were lying down, and then disappeared altogether. Dart gave a nod of satisfaction that at once changed to a frown of puzzlement and concern. The retort of the pistol shot was echoing endlessly, or else it had begun to thunder for real, or else… Blue swore and the horses began to dance unevenly. The very ground began to shake. Ahead of them, just on the invisible rear incline of the chalk cliffs, a new cloud of dust rose into the air.

Blue swore. “Buffalo!”

And now, of course, all of them knew what the solitary shape had been on the cliff – a lead bull buffalo, either unconscious of their presence below it, or else careless of them, but which had turned and fled at the sound of Dart’s shot. The herd it belonged to, unsettled by the sudden storm and easily panicked by some new unknown predator, moved in the only direction that must have been available to it: down the northern end of the cliffs and into the plains valley where Avery and the men rode.

Recovering himself, Blue saw that he and the riders were all in the path of the stampede now roiling over that lowermost sandstone ledge and that it would be upon them in minutes. Once the herd exited the narrow entrance to the plain, it could fan out in any or in all directions. The horses they rode were tired and Blue did not like to gamble on them outrunning the stampeding beasts.

“The buttes!” he bellowed to the men, pointing to the right of where the buffalo appeared. It was their best chance.

Avery, motionless and wide-eyed in the face of that black fury swinging around the cliff toward them, held his horse’s reins slack in his hands. Blue seized Avery’s arm and shook the reins, breaking Avery’s trance and setting the horse in uncertain motion. “Run!” he shouted to Avery.

Awakened to his peril, Avery sent his horse into a gallop.

It was a mad, blinding race of man and beast across that rocky field. The horses ran full out, eyes wild as their training won them over to listen to the commands of their riders even while they saw the great seething mass of black flooding toward them.

The herd was at a true full stampede but they did not run, perhaps, quite as hard as the riders drove their mounts, and the first of the charging lead bulls were just coming even with the last butte as the horses crashed past them over the uneven clay at the base of the butte. A single cow buffalo careened between the butte and the last two riders, and then they were out of reach of the thousands of hooves and horns and massive heaving black and brown bodies flying by them.

Every man, as soon as he saw that he was safe, turned at once to seek out Avery.

Avery’s horse was furthest up along the low slope of the largest butte, and the boy was uncertain how his horse had scrambled quite that far, and equally astounded to see that he and all his men had escaped the stampede without harm.

The horses, wild with fear at the air filled with dust and with the horrific noise of bellowing beasts, reared and side-stepped, suddenly aware that they were trapped between the rising stone and earth and the terrifying stampede.

“Hold them now!” Blue yelled over the din, choking on the gritty air. “Hold them steady!”

The men controlled and soothed their mounts, and Avery coaxed his to awkwardly sidestep down the angle of the butte until he was level with the other riders, but still on the inside of them, shielded from the river of beasts that ran past them.

In another few seconds, the stampede was beyond them, leaving only hoofprints and the swirling clouds of yellow dust and the frightened horses and relieved riders behind.

The rumble of hooves faded and far away, but still within sight to the southeast, the stampede slowed, circled, and trailed away more slowly as the herd lost its fright and momentum. At the back of the herd, Avery could just make out a single, tall bull lingering as if to look back at them with reproof. It was a magnificent animal, even at this distance, and a powerfully built, handsome specimen of its kind if ever Avery had seen or judged one. He fancied it was the same bull that had watched them from the cliffs. Despite his fear, he found himself wishing the old bull well – a stranger he would never know.

A long silence followed, broken only by the cough of man or horse, and a few nervous chuckles and oaths.

“Dart,” Avery called at last. Every eye of that band of riders turned to him. He sat very still on his horse.

The red-bearded man faced his young master, and no one could say whether it was the nervous habit of his eyes which gave him his name, or else his consternation at having caused such a melee, that made him unable to hold Avery’s gaze.

“Next time,” Avery continued with level tone. “You will ask my permission before you draw your gun.”

“Yes, sir.”

A laugh broke from Blue. He was grinning and shaking his head, mud and dust dislodging from him as he moved. They were all a sight to behold, covered in layers of grime. “Well said, young Hutchinson,” Blue said with respect and the humor of one who has just escaped with his life. “Well said.” fin (for now)

(p.s. I also don't know if Avery finds his missing horses, don't @ me.)

[truckreincarnation]

ra(vee)ng mad | Vee | Trial 2.1 | Re: everything, Avery and Nao, Theophania

Two years ago, Vivian Lockwood found the broken body of their best friend Perennial Harbor, her neck painfully exposed, and her eyes wide open and unfocused. She had been cold to the touch as he fruitlessly attempted CPR, and then Vee felt a part of his soul leave his body once the gravity of her death finally sunk in. They had collapsed onto her body, and bawled until their tear ducts ran dry and the ambulance crew had to pull them off. He had stayed for her funeral, then he ran; he ran from the cursed campsite where all of their happy memories were now tinged with the bitter knowledge that she had died where she had lived and loved, ran from the rest of Perry's family as he cut off contact with the remaining two for fear they would remind him of what happened to Perry, ran away from the shock and pain and horror and overwhelming grief until he had run headlong into the sunlight, and by a miracle, somehow ended up running back to her.

Two hours ago, Vivian Lockwood found the broken body of their best friend Perennial Harbor, her neck painfully exposed, and her eyes wide open and unfocused. She had been warm to the touch as he fruitlessly attempted CPR, and then Vee felt a part of his soul leave his body as he cast Dark Revival on her, to no avail. They had collapsed onto her body, and bawled until their tear ducts ran dry and both Harriet and Luz had to pull them off.

But there was no running, this time. Even if the impulse to fall headlong into the river and let the water reclaim him was strong, the desire to uncover the truth behind what happened tonight drives his footsteps, his breathing, his focus on dragging the hollowed-out shell he called a body to his spot next to Harriet and the empty space that was once Perry's. Their grey eyes were unfocused and ringed with red, their posture hunched over, their fingers gripping onto the edges of the table so hard that their knuckles were white.

"It still d-doesn't feel real..." They whisper, unable to keep a fresh wave of tears from making their way down their pale face. "Like some c-cruel feckin' practical joke p-predilected on so many f-feckin' things goin'... goin' c-completely fuckin' wrong that it f-feels like she's just goin' to p-pop open the door and s-say it's whatever this blasted kingdom's v-version of April Fools' is. So many t-things had to happen tonight for t-this to be the end result. I want to scream. Perry's journal was s-still in her belongin's by her b-beddin', which means instead of s-sendin' us all a message askin' for h-help, she crawled on that b-broken ankle and bloodied t-throat, to try and s-send a message through gravity a-and the balcony?! And then, s-someone seein' her in so much p-pain and sufferin', one f-foot into the grave, d-cecides the best thin' to d-do is bop a fuckin' Shatterstone o-on her?! The Lord as my w-witness, what in the actual f-fuck happened?! I just- I can't- I- I-!"

"A-A-Auuuuugh!"

The burden of knowledge is just too much. A hundred possibilities, a hundred what-ifs. A hundred ways to share the blame for who let this happen, who decided their best friend should die so senselessly and painfully and still had the gall to exploit the circumstances. The shock to their system causes them to short-circuit, collapsing onto their table as their brain overheats, and it's nearly half a minute before they can pick themselves back up. Their face is still a portrait of unreleased catharsis, a nervous wreck only stalling their imminent breakdown to get things done.

"...If this t-turns out to be anythin' m-more than the worst f-feckin' chain of accidents and b-bad fuckin' decisions in the h-history of our known e-existence, I'm goin' to seriously l-lose it. I'm at my l-limit. I'm really g-goin' to fuckin'- Someone's g-goin' to hafta answer for this. 8PM to 10PM, M-Manami and I were in R-Room 8, listenin' to music. I saw her b-back to her room, then e-entered the Dining H-Hall soon after around 10.03. 10.11, Shinjuku gets up and l-leaves in a hurry, and I s-shoulda followed him the m-moment Luz came in unharmed and u-unbothered the literal next minute." Of fucking course something had happened to Perry, but they'd been in too much of a dopey mood after spending time with Manami that they hadn't recognised the warning signs. Stupid Vee. Stupid! "She and G-Germain left at 10.25, and then I g-got called up like m-most of the rest of u-us. We tried to c-check on Vivianna durin' the investigation, s-since her headband ended up on Perry's h-head for some reason, b-but her door was sealed and we r-ran out of time before messagin' the g-group chat to ask her if s-she knew what happened here."

They breathe out shakily. "On a-account of the fact I d-do not have anyone to v-vouch for my full whereabouts b-between 10.25 and 10.42, I will a-accept being considered a s-suspect for the purposes of being t-thorough. That is the general t-timeframe someone who would be u-upstairs in the craftin' room would h-have to be there to do this. Do n-not insinuate anythin' else, I am s-seriously goin' to lose my shite if y-you think I could've done any of t-this," Vee hisses, embittered by pain and frustration. "I can also c-corroborate all of the injuries d-described by Avery and Nao, and add that I've g-gathered no reason for why she would l-leave the library's second floor if s-she was still waitin' for help that n-never arrived."

Once again, they were just that little too late. If they ever needed a reminder that they were probably God's mistake, history had a decidedly wonderful fucking way of letting Vee know it was the most bullshit thing ever.

[rarealdcresults]

Dance Masters Of PA, Seven Springs (March 30th - April 3rd, 2010):

7-8 Solo:

Bella Saccomano - “Glow Worm” (Acrobatic) - 2nd Place

Brenna Springer - “Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree” (Tap) - 3rd Place

Maddie Ziegler - “Sunshine & Lollipops” (Tap) - Did Not Place

9-10 Solo:

Haley Grieco - “My Pa” (Acrobatic) - 1st Place

Chloé Lukasiak - “I Like To Fuss” (Musical Theater) - 2nd Place

Paige Hyland - “Honey Bun” (Musical Theater) - Did Not Place

Brooke Aston - “Yellow Polka Bikini” (Musical Theater) - Did Not Place

Nia Frazier - “Satan’s Little Lamb” (Acrobatic) - Did Not Place

Sarah Canobbio - “Strawberry Shortcake” (Open) - Did Not Place

Regan Check - “How Lucky You Are” (Musical Theater) - Did Not Place

9-10 Duet/Trio:

Paige Hyland, Chloé Lukasiak & Maddie Ziegler - “Camille Collette Fifi” (Musical Theater) - 1st Place

9-10 Groups:

“5 Little Monkeys” (Acrobatic) [Paige Hyland, Maddie Ziegler, Nia Frazier, Bella Saccomano & Regan Check] - 1st Place

9-10 Lines:

“The Chicks” (Jazz) [Paige Hyland, Chloé Lukasiak, Maddie Ziegler, Nia Frazier, Bella Saccomano, Brenna Springer, Brooke Aston, Regan Check & Sarah Canobbio] - Did Not Place

“All That Jazz” (Musical Theater) [Paige Hyland, Chloé Lukasiak, Maddie Ziegler, Nia Frazier, Bella Saccomano, Brenna Springer, Brooke Aston, Regan Check & Sarah Canobbio] - Did Not Place

“Lullaby Of Broadway” (Tap) [Paige Hyland, Chloé Lukasiak, Maddie Ziegler, Nia Frazier, Bella Saccomano, Brenna Springer, Brooke Aston, Regan Check & Sarah Canobbio] - Did Not Place

11-12 Solo:

Payton Ackerman - “One Track Mind” (Jazz) - 3rd Place

Brooke Hyland - “Metamorphosis” (Acrobatic) - Did Not Place

Natalie Secola - “Body Language” (Acrobatic) - Did Not Place

Katherine Narasimhan - “One Rainy Afternoon” (Open) - Did Not Place

Nick Dobbs - “Mama’s Arm” (Lyrical) - Did Not Place

Jordan Thomas - “Heat Wave” (Tap) - Did Not Place

Taylor Breen - “Heart Of Glass” (Tap) - Did Not Place

11-12 Duet/Trio:

Haley Grieco & Nick Dobbs - “The Dance” (Lyrical) - Did Not Place

Brooke Hyland & Brandon Pent - “My Eyes Adore You” (Lyrical) - Did Not Place

Brooke Hyland, Haley Grieco & Katherine Narasimhan - “Birds’ Eye View” (Acrobatic) - Did Not Place

11-12 Group:

“Stretched Out On Your Grave” (Jazz) [Brooke Hyland, Haley Grieco, Kassidy Leon, Katherine Narasimhan & Nick Dobbs] - 2nd Place

“5 Guys Named Moe” (Tap) [Brooke Hyland, Jordan Thomas, Olivia Ice, Katherine Narasimhan & Taylor Breen] - 3rd Place

11-12 Small Lines:

“Boogie In The Barnyard” (Tap) [Brooke Hyland, Maddie Ziegler, Avery Coles, Gabrielle Casarcia, Jordan Thomas, Katherine Narasimhan, Natalie Secola, Nick Dobbs, Olivia Ice, Payton Ackerman & Taylor Breen] - 3rd Place / Best Costuming Award

11-12 Large Lines:

“Corners” (Lyrical) [Paige Hyland, Chloé Lukasiak, Maddie Ziegler, Nia Frazier, Bella Saccomano, Brenna Springer, Brooke Aston, Gabrielle Casarcia, Jordan Thomas, Kassidy Leon, Natalie Secola, Nick Dobbs, Olivia Ice, Payton Ackerman, Regan Check, Sarah Canobbio & Taylor Breen] - 1st Place

“Note To God” (Lyrical) [Brooke Hyland, Payton Ackerman, Haley Grieco, Katherine Narasimhan, Gabrielle Casarcia, Natalie Secola, Olivia Ice, Kassidy Leon, BreeOnna Springer, Avery Coles & Taylor Breen] - Did Not Place

13-14 Solo:

BreeOnna Springer - “The Mermaid” (Contemporary) - Did Not Place

Elissa Berardi - “Crazy In Love” (Tap) - Did Not Place

Gabrielle Casarcia - “Never Saw Blue Like That” (Lyrical) - Did Not Place

Jazmine Phillips-Acie - “Phenomenal Woman” (Contemporary) - Did Not Place

Nina Linhart - “Bonjour Paris!” (Musical Theater) - Did Not Place

13-14 Duet/Trio:

John Michael Fiumara & Nina Linhart - “I Quit” (Contemporary) - Did Not Place

13-14 Groups:

“Ooh Child” (Lyrical) [Chloé Lukasiak, Brooke Hyland, Maddie Ziegler, Haley Grieco, Katherine Narasimhan, Nina Linhart, Jessica Ice, Brittany Pent, Savanna Carrozzi & Janel Moriarty] - Did Not Place

13-14 Small Lines:

“Woogie Boogie Remixed” (Musical Theater) [Brooke Hyland, Avery Coles, Brandon Pent, Gabrielle Casarcia, Haley Grieco, John Michael Fiumara, Jordan Thomas, Kassidy Leon, Katherine Narasimhan, Natalie Secola, Nick Dobbs, Olivia Ice, Payton Ackerman & Taylor Breen] - 1st Place

15-16 Solo:

John Michael Fiumara - “So Good Today” (Tap) - 1st Place

Jesse Johnson - “Ordinary People” (Contemporary) - 3rd Place / Judge’s Choice Outstanding Solo Award

Emily Burkhart - “Be Myself Again” (Contemporary) - Did Not Place

Taylor Ackerman - “Paparazzi” (Jazz) - Did Not Palce

15-16 Duet/Trio:

Chelsea Shott & Jesse Johnson - “I Thought We Had” (Contemporary) - 1st Place

15-16 Groups:

“Fancy Footwork” (Tap) [John Michael Fiumara, Chelsea Shott, Elissa Berardi, Jessica Ice, Natalee Bailey & Nina Linhart] - 1st Place

“Twilight” (Lyrical) [John Michael Fiumara, Brittany Pent, Miranda Maleski & Nina Linhart] - 2nd Place

“Counter Clockwise” (Contemporary) [Brittany Pent, Chelsea Shott, Emily Burkhart, Jesse Johnson, Jessica Ice, Miranda Maleski, Nina Linhart & Taylor Ackerman] - Did Not Place

15-16 Small Lines:

“Enjoy Your Worries” (Contemporary) [BreeOnna Springer, Brittany Pent, Chelsea Shott, Elissa Berardi, Emily Burkhart, Jazmine Phillips-Acie, Jesse Johnson, Jessica Ice, John Fiumara, Lisa Hulker, Natalee Bailey, Nina Linhart, Rachel Narasimhan, Savanna Carrozzi] - 1st Place

“Stained Glass Window Colors” (Contemporary) [Avery Coles, Brittany Pent, Brandon Pent, BreeOnna Springer, Elissa Berardi, Emily Burkhart, Gabrielle Casarcia, Janel Moriarty, Jazmine Phillips-Acie, Jesse Johnson, John Michael Fiumara, Lisa Hulker, Natalee Bailey, Nick Dobbs, Olivia Ice, Payton Ackerman, Savanna Carrozzi & Taylor Ackerman] - 2nd Place

17-18 Solo:

Miranda Maleski - “Wild Is The Wind” (Lyrical) - 1st Place / Judge’s Choice Outstanding Solo Award

Chelsea Shott - “The Polite Song” (Jazz) - Did Not Place

Savanna Carrozzi - “The River” (Acrobatic) - Did Not Place

[kepnerandavery]

Does anyone else want to challenge Krista Vernoff to a duel at dawn for the crimes she committed against humanity? I take everything she did to japril very personally, and I will take my hatred to my grave!

I have a strong feeling that she decided to delete the japriet scene in 13x01 that we only got to see in promo pics.

She tried to villainize April's character and distance her from all of the other characters in season 13.

She deliberately created a rift between japril (using the Minnick situation and the storyline about Catherine taking April under her wing).

She made japril's reunion in Montana seem like it meant nothing.

She made April tell Jackson that she wanted to move out of his house in season 14 and tried to make it seem like April was angry at him until Sarah requested for her demeanor in that scene to be changed.

She paired Jesse, Sarah's scene partner of 6 years, with Kelly, who's one of Sarah's closest friends from the cast.

She made Maggie save April in 14x23, and expected the fans to start liking her and ship jaggie (as if lol).

She had the audacity to title 14x24 (Sarah's final episode on Grey's at the time), as "All Of Me", which is the title of a song that was played in an iconic japril scene.

She made April date Matthew, who is a public enemy of the japril fandom. The least she could've done was bring in a new/decent guy for April. But she was like, "oh no, let's have her be with the person she left at the altar, and try to negate the years that April spent with Jackson."

She made April get married to Matthew in front of Jackson (which later ended up being a plot device for Jackson to realize his feelings for April, but I bet a thousand bucks that it wasn't intended to have a positive impact on japril in the future).

She made April give up her career as a trauma surgeon.

And the worst one of them all is the way Sasse have been directed in japril scenes after she became in charge of running the show.

The directors have tried to mess with most of the fundamental attributes of japril to make them seem platonic. You can clearly see that when you watch their scenes starting season 13. Jesse looks like he's holding himself back, and Sarah is trying to work with the direction to the best of her abilities. The only time they seemed like japril was in 13x16 (Kevin McKkid directed the ep so he probably didn't torture them with notes cause he's really nice). And Sarah and Jesse saved the rest of their scenes in season 16 (both before and after 13x16) with their subtle body language.

Then they tried to make japril seem platonic in 17x14, the episode that was supposed to give us closure. We all know that Krista wanted to keep April married to Matthew, and Sasse fought to change the script to leave a possibility for a japril endgame, plus they even improvised the japril handhold and hug.

And don't even get me started on the way April was treated by the other characters in 18x20. Only Amelia, Ben, and Bailey were polite to her (I'm not counting the Averys since they're practically April's family). Owen didn't even acknowledge her properly (I know that he was going through stuff, but in 12x24 April literally got stranded in Mere's house in the middle of a storm, and had to have a c-section without anesthesia because she went to look for his wedding ring, but she doesn't even get a proper hello?) The way Mere reacted to April's greeting is how Krista wants to treat Sarah (I said what I said). Even Ellen Pompeo has more class than Krista. Plus they cut one of April’s scenes with Catherine.

And then we find out that one version of their scene in 18x20 was cut. I bet you anything that the one that aired was also edited down to make it as short as it could be. Jesse didn't fly to LA from NY, and Sarah didn't make an entire film production halt their work in Canada, to shoot scenes of japril eulogizing Catherine (who's very much still alive), and having random convos with people about the hospital. The only substantial scene for japril, other than the one in the elevator, was April's scene with Amelia. Sasse must have expected so much more from that episode, just like we did. And that makes me so sad.

All of this for what? To take something away from two actors who loved working together, and break the hearts of millions of fans who found happiness in shipping this amazing couple? How sad do you have to be to actively try to ruin other people's happiness?

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Now that I've said this, I feel a bit better 🥲

[if-it-isnt-cello]

Oct 15 (Stage 3)

Evening Session

Alexander Gadjiev

Polonaise-Fantasy in A flat major op. 61

Mazurka in B major Op. 56 no 1

Mazurka in C major Op. 56 no 2

Mazurka in C minor Op. 56 no 3

Sonata in B flat minor Op. 35

Polonaise: he found the polonaise rhythm. Mazurkas were lively and joyful

Rec: Polonaise-Fantasy

Avery Gagliano

Sonata in B flat minor Op. 35

Mazurka in B major Op. 56 no 1

Mazurka in C major Op. 56 no 2

Mazurka in C minor Op. 56 no 3

Scherzo in B flat minor Op. 31

Her nocturnal dress once again! Sonata: I'm hopeless... There were moments in Grave that I thought I'm hearing for the first time... Marche funèbre was solemn, trio kind of with hope? Mazurkas: she definitely enjoyed herself :) And fantastic scherzo.

Rec: Sonata

Martin García García

Prelude in A flat major Op. 28 no 17

Prelude in E flat major Op. 28 no 19

Prelude in F major Op. 28 no 23

Piano Sonata in B minor Op. 58

Mazurka in G major Op. 50 no 1

Mazurka in A flat major Op. 50 no 2

Mazurka in C sharp minor Op. 50 no 3

Prelude in C sharp minor, Op. 45

Waltz in F major Op. 34 no 3

He was singing. I heard him quite well. Also, he has facial expressions in the kind of Mr. Bean. Waltz was hilarious! (In a good way) I'm afraid Mazurka no. 2 and trio from no. 3 he played more waltzy than he should (it's the accent thing).

Rec: Prelude Op. 45 and Waltz.

Eva Gevorgyan

Fantasy in F minor Op. 49

Mazurka in B flat major Op. 17 no 1

Mazurka in E minor Op. 17 no 2

Mazurka in A flat major Op. 17 no 3

Mazurka in A minor Op. 17 no 4

Sonata in B flat minor Op. 35

She doesn't look like 17!... She def enjoys playing. Fantasy was, in some places, a bit static-motoric.

Rec: Mazurkas

[accio-helper]

⌞ MASTERLIST; SOBRENOMES BRUXOS⌟

Muitas pessoas têm dificuldades na hora de encontrar um sobrenome para seus personagens, então, fiz uma lista com todos os sobrenomes que aparecem na saga, alguns citados nos livros, outros não.

É importante lembrar que seu personagem deve ter coerência com a saga, por isso, não crie um irmão para James Potter ou uma gêmea para Lily Evans, embora você pode vir a criar primos ou parentes distantes para os mesmos. Use usa imaginação sem precisar sair da linha! Sem mais delongas, vamos la; uma lista completa de sobrenomes bruxos (caso queira alguma informação sobre um deles, chega na ask que eu te ajudo ♥)

UPDATE: clicando AQUI você irá encontrar uma masterlist de NOMES que apareceram na saga, criada por @winterhelps. É uma masterlist bem bacana que você pode se inspirar ou utilizar algum dos nomes para o seu personagem. 

A

Abbott

Abercrombie

Ackerley

Aesalon

Agrippa

Alderton

Avery

Aubrey

B

Babbling

Baddock

Bagman

Bagnold

Bagshot

Barbary

Barkwith

Bashir

Bayliss

Belby

Belcher

Bell

Benson

Binns

Bishop

Black

Blane

Blenkishop

Bletchley

Bloxam

Bludd

Boardman

Bobbin

Bode

Bole

Bonaccord

Bones

Bonhan

Boothby, Gladis

Borage, Libatius

Borgin

Botis

Bragge

Braithwaite

Brand

Branstone

Broadmoor

Brocklehurst

Brookstanton

Brown

Bundy

Bungs

Burbage

Burke

Bolena

C

Carmichael

Carrow

Catchlove

Cauldwell

Chang

Chittock

Chorley

Chubb

Clagg

Clearwater

Cloggs

Cole

Comstock

Copper

Corner

Crabbe

Cragg

Creevey

Cresswell

Crockford

Crouch

Crumb

Cuffe

D

d'Eath

Dagworth-Granger

Davies

Dawlish

de Gorsemoor

de Montmorency

de Upper Barnton

Dearborn

Delacour

Diggle

Diggory

Dingle

Dippet

Dobbs

Dodderidge

Doge

Dolohov

Dony

Dorkins

Drakul

Duke

Dumbledore

Dunstar

E

Edgecombe

Egg

Elphick

Evans

F

Fancourt

Fenwick

Figg

Fortescue

Filch

Filibuster

Finch-Fletchley

Finnigan

Flamel

Fleet

Fletcher

Fletwock

Flitwick

Flume

Fubster

Fudge

Furmage

G

Goldstein

Goshawk

Goyle

Graves

Greyback

Griffiths

Grimstone

Grindelwald

Grubbly-Plank

Grunnion

Gryffindor

Grymm

Gudgeon

Gudgeon

H

Hagrid

Harkiss

Higgs

Hipworth

Hitchens

Hitchens

Hooch

Hookum

Hooper

Hopkirk

Hornby

Horton

Hufflepuff,

Humdinger

I

Imago

Ivanova

J

Jenkins

Jewkes

Jigger

Johnson

Jones

Jordan

Jorkins

K

Karkaroff

Keddle

Kegg

Keitch

Ketteridge

Kirke

Kneen

Knightley

Krum

L

LaFolle

Lachlan

Lestoat

Lestrange

Llewellyn

Lochrin

Lockhart

Longbottom

Lovegood

Lufkin

Lupin

Lynch

M

MacBoon

MacDougal

MacFarlan

MacFusty

Macnair

Macdonald

Macmillan

Madley

Malfoy

Marchbanks

Marjoriabanks

Marsh

Mason

Maxime

McClivert

McCormack

McDonald

McGonagall

McKinnon

McLaggen

McTavish

Meadowes

Melíflua

Mendes

Merrythought

Midgen

Misericordia

Montague

Montgomery

Moody

Morgan

Muldoon

Mullet

Mumps

Munch

Murray

N

Neto

Nott

Nutcombe

O

O'Hare

Ógden

Oglethorpe

Oldridge

Oliphant

Olivaras

Ollerton

P

Parkin

Parkinson

Patil

Peakes

Peasegood

Pennifold

Pepper

Perkins

Perks

Pettigrew

Philpott

Pilliwickle

Pince

Pinkstone

Pittiman

Platt

Plumpton

Plunkett

Po

Podmore

Pokeby

Polkiss

Pomfrey

Pontner

Porskoff

Potter

Prang

Prewett

Prince

Pringle

Pritchard

Prod

Pucey

Puddifoot

Purkiss

Pye

Q

Quince

Quircke

Quirrell

R

Rabnott

Rackharrow

Radford

Rastrick

Ravenclaw

Ridgebit

Robards

Roberts

Robins

Roockwood

Rosier

Ryan

S

Sanguina

Sawbridge

Scamander

Scarpin

Schmidt

Scrimgeour

Shacklebolt

Shimpling

Shingleton

Shunpike

Sinistra

Skeeter

Skower

Slinkhard

Slooper

Slughorn

Slytherin

Smethley

Smethwyck

Smethwyck

Smith

Snape

Somnolens

Spinnet

Spore

Sprout

Stainwright

Stalk

Starkey

Stebbins

Stimpson

Stroulger

Strout

Stubbs

Stump

Su Li

Summerbee

Summerby

Summers

Sweeting

Switch

Sykes

Sylvanus

T

Thickey

Thomas

Thruston

Thurkell

Timms

Toke

Tonks

Toothill

Toots

Towler

Travers

Trelawney

Tremlett

Trimple

Turpin

Tugwood

Twonk

Twycross

U

Umbridge

Umfraville

V

Vablatsky

Vance

Vane

Varney

Vector

Viridiano

W

Wadcoc

Waffling

Wagtail

Warbeck

Warrington

Watkins

Weasley

Wellbeloved

Wenlock

Whalley

Whisp

Whitby

Whitehorn

Widdershins

Wigworthy

Wildsmith

Wilkes

Williamson

Wimple

Wintringham

Withers

Wood

Worme

Worple

Wright

Wronski

X

-

Y

Yaxley

Yen

Youdle

Z

Zabini

Zamojski

Zeller

[ad-meloria]

What Death Can Join Together

A Penny Dreadful Fic

Belle de Villenueve was raised by a french inventor and an english artist. Though her mother died when she was young, her father raised her with her mothers ideals, and she grew up to covet knowledge and intellect, and was fascinated with creating things and inventing. Her father, along with her astounding intellect, ensured that she got into college to study science and mathematics, and there she met a lifelong friend- Victor Frankenstein. She even helped him with the designs and earliest mechanisms of the complicated machines that would later help him in his endeavour to create life from death.

Unfortunately, her father grew gravely ill before she could finish her studies. Her whole life, it had just been the two of them- Belle and her father. She dropped out to take care of him, and he died within half a year with only Belle and a family doctor to witness it. For the first time, Belle was completely alone- the house was left to her, as was her parents fortune, but she was alone in the great big house.

Throwing herself into her own notes and her fathers unfinished inventions, Belle began to patent her and her fathers creations- under her fathers name. No one took a female inventor seriously in London.

Sometime after she began to create a name for herself in academic circles and had reached out to her college friends again, Victor shows up at her doorstep in the middle of the night, desperate for help.

Though she has no idea that saying 'yes' will end in her being pulled into an entirely new, dark world full to the brim with death, monsters, and dark magic, Belle refuses to turn away a friend in need.

And so her story begins.

COMING SOON

on Ao3 | ff.net | wattpad | tumblr

➪ avery's plot bunnies

[wutbju]

So all the students -- 124, btw, not 88 -- who were at Bob Jones College in that first year are as follows:

Perry Bestor Allen from Crichton, Alabama

Ella Louise Buckner from Headland, Alabama

Henry Seymour Blocker from Sandusky, Ohio

Mary Evelyn Brannon from Headland, Alabama

I. D. Barton from Andalusia, Alabama

Olin Comer Cleveland from Hartwell, Georgia

John Andrew Cherry from Dothan, Alabama

Hilary Herbert Clements from Pinckard, Alabama

Henry Mallory Chandler from Grady, Alabama

Dorothy Maxine Ceruti from Millville, Florida

Virgil Miller Culpepper from Ensley, Alabama

Asa Lee Carter from Ramer, Alabama

Leonidas Littlebury Colley from Brundidge, Alabama

Nollie  Dykes from Ariton, Alabama

LeGare  Day from Abbeville, Alabama

Dorothy  Dowling from Enterprise, Alabama

Leonard LeRoy Dunlap from Meridian, Mississippi

Cecil Marvett Ellisor from Andalusia, Alabama

Bessie Ruby Enfinger from Skipperville, Alabama

Rawdon Lee Gallman from Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Samuel Willard Gates from Carrollton, Alabama

Johnnie  Goare from Slocomb, Alabama

Joseph Leon Goodin from Opp, Alabama

Henry Edward Grube from Mobile, Alabama

Ariana  Haymaker from Winona Lake, Indiana

Nellie Pauline Hallford from Slocomb, Alabama

Dorothy Vivian Harris from Valdosta, Georgia

John William Hightower from Brundidge, Alabama

Russell Clifford Hobbs from Lynn Haven , Florida

William Jennings Hughes from Brewton, Alabama

James Ottis Hays from Red Level, Alabama

Ottawa Grace Hall from Blountstown, Florida

Fannie Mae Holmes from Fort Deposit, Alabama

Bonclie  Howell from Hartford, Alabama

Evenly  Howell from Hartford, Alabama

Lonnie Coleman Henley from Ramer, Alabama

James Welborne Johnston from Panama City, Florida

Anna Louise Johnson from Lynn Haven , Florida

Frank Milner Jones from Daleville, Alabama

Isaac Godfrey King from Sneads, Florida

John Clifford Lewis from Red Level, Alabama

Marvin M. Larrimore from Dickinson, Alabama

Bertha Eloise Long from Clio, Alabama

Lillia V. Long from Clio, Alabama

Ruth  Mowbray from St. Andrews, Florida

Margaret  Massey from Luverne, Alabama

Kate  McMillan from Wausau, Florida

Minnie Eunice Monk from Lynn Haven , Florida

Matha Virginia Monk from Clio, Alabama

Ruth Doris Mahan from Montgomery, Alabama

Ruth Ellen Miller from Vernon, Florida

Frances Eudora Moseley from Sylacauga, Alabama

Homer  Napier from Dothan, Alabama

Laura Frances Porter from Sylacauga, Alabama

Frank Norris Pitts from Montgomery, Alabama

Graff  Parish from Dozier, Alabama

Jesse Lamar Price from Eufala, Alabama

Jesse Lee Riley from Enterprise, Alabama

Eugene Clower Smith from Port St. Joe, Florida

Randolph Aenon Sparks from Aucilla, Florida

Miriam Burnett Sellers from Slocomb, Alabama

Eva May Silent from Slocomb, Alabama

Robert Paul Stough from Dothan, Alabama

James Monroe Strickland from Dothan, Alabama

Illah May Smith from Olustee, Florida

Gladys Alma Trawick from Skipperville, Alabama

Bowers Shipp Sandusky from Marianna, Florida

Evelyn Avery Urquhart from Montgomery, Alabama

Virginia  Urquhart from Montgomery, Alabama

Alvine Herman Vanlandingham from Hartford, Alabama

Walter Bowden Venters from Chipley, Florida

Florrie Love Williams from Panama City, Florida

Ruby  Woodham from Slocomb, Alabama

Lynwood Henry Wilson from Crewe, Virginia

Hugh Emmette Wilson from Sweetwater, Alabama

John Wesley Wilson from Goodwater, Alabama

Daniel Cleveland Whitsett from Abbeville, Alabama

Anthony Hamilton Warner from Montgomery, Alabama

Paul Jennings Ward from Geneva, Alabama

Marguerite  Ward from Panama City, Florida

Bessie Lou Ward from Slocomb, Alabama

Alvin Lewis Walden from DeFuniak Springs, Florida

George J. Leslie Amos from Andalusia, Alabama

Olin B. Brooks from Birmingham, Alabama

Selden Temple Bristow from Lynn Haven , Florida

James Carl Bowden from Tennille, Alabama

I. Z. Bowden from Tennille, Alabama

Minnie Pearl Canterbury from Montgomery, Alabama

Oma Leonteen Cain from Panama City, Florida

Lucy Belle Canterbury from Panama City, Florida

Dora Lee Canterbury from Panama City, Florida

J. C. Dean from Ponce De Leon, Florida

Morrison Mosley Davis from McClenny, Florida

Charlie Herns Edenfield from Altha, Florida

Mildred  Edwards from Dothan, Alabama

Maries  Edwards from Dothan, Alabama

Annalee  Folks from Panama City, Florida

Pat  Hall from Thomasville, Alabama

Frances Catherine Glover from Panama City, Florida

James Lafayette Houston from Comer, Alabama

Steadman Eugene Hobbs from Panama City, Florida

Mrs. W. J. Hughes from Hartford, Alabama

Max Darby Jones from Port St. Joe, Florida

Bob Jr. Jones from College Point, Florida

James Walter Kelly from Slocomb, Alabama

Annie Louise Lee from Panama City, Florida

Lenna Elizabeth Leonard from Lynn Haven , Florida

Andrew Paul McKenzie from Panama City, Florida

Minnie Lois Mayers from Panama City, Florida

William Leonard Peters from St. Petersburg, Florida

William Hubbard Reynolds from Montgomery, Alabama

Gaston  Robinson from Clanton, Alabama

Helen Kathryn Sims from Panama City, Florida

Howard William Sapp from Panama City, Florida

Martha Jane Surber from St. Andrews, Florida

Rea  Steele from Panama City, Florida

Herbert Patton Sapp from Panama City, Florida

Minnie Beatrice Seay from Bartow, Florida

Mabel  Thompson from St. Andrews, Florida

Graves Sim Urquhart from Montgomery, Alabama

Marion Kenneth Vickery from Flomaton, Alabama

Mike Litton Whaley from Ozark, Alabama

Edward Meredith Wilson from Goldwater, Alabama

Alcus Addis Walden from DeFuniak Springs, Florida

[obliviatumrp]

First and Foremost: This is not an all-inclusive listing. 

This list does not include every possible character that we would allow in our setting. We just didn’t want to boggle the list down. If a family is not listed here they can still be reserved and applied for. Original families can be created as well, however, we will not be accepting any original Pure-blood families unless their origin is from outside the UK.

Unless explicitly stated, family information presented may be changed. Meaning: names, ages, race, number of family members, blood purity and other things about the family can be changed by the player that takes the first member of family, within reason. However, no whitewashing of families is allowed. If you're unsure about something, feel free to send us an ask!

If you also seek more information about a family background that may or not be listed, we would also be willing to add them here as well. Again, just ask!

Key: 

* - denotes that the family information stated is locked for that grouping

✝ - denotes this character is dead and shall remain dead

▲ - denotes that this character is currently imprisoned/unplayable, but with progression will be allowed to be played

strikethrough - denotes that the character is reserved or spoken for

- suggested faces are also just suggestions

ABBOTT

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST middle ABBOTT

m. SECOND middle ABBOTT

FIRST CHILD ABBOTT

SECOND CHILD ABBOTT

THIRD CHILD ABBOTT

ALDERTON 

British, Half & Muggle-born

FIRST middle ALDERTON

m. SECOND middle ALDERTON

FIRST CHILD ALDERTON

SECOND CHILD ALDERTON

Notes: This family puts a front up as being Pure-blooded, but really is a mixed household. 

AVERY

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST middle AVERY

m. SECOND middle AVERY

FIRST CHILD AVERY 36, male

SECOND CHILD AVERY 

Notes: The Avery family has a bad rep. Their grandfather was friends with Tom Riddle while at school together, and FIRST CHILD was associated with Severus Snape at school.

BLACK1*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

CYGNUS BLACK ✝

m. DRUELLA BLACK ✝ née ROSIER

BELLATRIX BLACK see Lestrange

ANDROMEDA BLACK see Tonks

NARCISSA BLACK see Malfoy

BLACK2*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

ORION BLACK ✝

m. WALBURGA BLACK ✝ née CRABBE

SIRIUS ORION BLACK 36  Suggested portrayal: Hozier

REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK 34  Suggested portrayal: Kit Harrington

Notes: SIRIUS was disowned as a teenager. REGULUS disappeared and is assumed dead. 

BONES*

British, Open-blood

FIRST middle BONES ✝

m. SECOND middle BONES ✝

AMELIA SUSAN BONES ✝

EDGAR middle BONES ✝

THIRD CHILD BONES 25+, male

Notes: Amelia and much of her family was murdered in the three part attack against Voldemort's biggest adversaries.

BULSTRODE

British, Pure & Mixed-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST middle BULSTRODE

m. SECOND middle BULSTRODE

FIRST CHILD BULSTRODE

BURKE

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST middle BURKE

m. SECOND middle BURKE

FIRST CHILD BURKE

Notes: The Burke family are descendants of Caractacus Burke, the original owner of Borgin and Burkes.

CARROW

British, Pure & Mixed-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST middle CARROW

m. SECOND middle CARROW

ALECTO middle CARROW 33+, female 

AMYCUS middle CARROW 33+, male ▲

Notes: Alecto & Amycus were both known to have been death eaters. Their grandmother also served as an acolyte to Grindelwald. Amycus was imprisoned in Azkaban while his sister managed to evade imprisonment.

CRABBE

British, Pure-blood & Mix-blood

FIRST MIDDLE CRABBE

m. SECOND MIDDLE CRABBE

FIRST CHILD CRABBE

SECOND CHILD CRABBE

Notes: Some members were known Death Eaters. At least one is imprisoned in Azkaban. 

CROUCH

British, Pure-blood

BARTEMIUS middle CROUCH SR. 

m. SECOND MIDDLE CROUCH ✝

BARTEMIUS CROUCH JR.

Notes: BARTEMIUS SR. is the current head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. BARTEMIUS JR. was a Death Eater is assumed to have died in Azkaban, although is very much alive and under the watchful eye of his father.

DUMBLEDORE

British, Half-blood

PERCIVAL DUMBLEDORE✝

m. KENDRA DUMBLEDORE ✝

ALBUS P. W. B. DUMBLEDORE

ABERFORTH middle DUMBLEDORE

ARIANA DUMBLEDORE ✝

Notes: ARIANA died during the duel between ALBUS, ABERFORTH, & GRINDELWALD. ABERFORTH & ALBUS are estranged. ALBUS was ousted from Hogwarts as Headmaster. 

FENWICK

British & Scottish, Muggle or Half-blood

FIRST middle FENWICK

m. SECOND middle FENWICK

FIRST CHILD FENWICK

BENJY FENWICK ✝

THIRD CHILD FENWICK

Notes: BENJY FENWICK was a member of the Order of the Phoenix member that died before the end of the war.

FOWLER

British, Muggle-born

FLAVIUS O. FOWLER

Notes: Flavius is the current Minister of Magic, who was elected to some scandal due to the fact he is a Muggle-born. 

GOYLE

British, Pure-blood & Mixed-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST MIDDLE GOYLE

m. SECOND MIDDLE GOYLE

FIRST CHILD GOYLE

SECOND CHILD GOYLE

THIRD CHILD GOYLE

Notes: Some members were known Death Eaters. At least one is imprisoned ▲

GREENGRASS

British, Pure-blood  (sacred 28)

FIRST middle GREENGRASS

m. SECOND middle GREENGRASS

FIRST CHILD GREENGRASS

SECOND CHILD GREENGRASS

THIRD CHILD GREENGRASS

Notes: The women in this family are prone to blood curses. 

GRAVES*

American, Open-Blood

BARNABAS GRAVES ✝

m. MARGARET GRAVES ✝

NOLAN --- GRAVES 35+ Suggested portrayal: Colin Farrell

Notes: Barnabas and Margaret Graves were both MACUSA ambassadors who were killed during the War, spurning Nolan to become an Auror and more recently an envoy of MACUSA to oversee relations between US and UK ministries.

JOHNSON

British and/or Irish, Half-blood 

FIRST middle JOHNSON

m. SECOND middle JOHNSON

ANGELINA middle JOHNSON

KAMA

French and Senegalese, Pure-blood

FIRST middle KAMA

m. SECOND middle KAMA

FIRST CHILD KAMA

SECOND CHILD KAMA

LESTRANGE*

British & French, Pure-Blood ( Sacred 28 )

RODOLPHUS middle LESTRANGE ▲

m. BELLATRIX middle LESTRANGE  née BLACK ▲

Notes: Both Bellatrix and Rodolphus where well-known Death Eaters, who were imprisoned in Azkaban following end of the war.

LIVINGSTON

British & American, Muggle-born

OLIVER N. LIVINGSTON

Notes: OLIVER is muggle-born pretending to be a pure-blood. He works as an Auror and torturer under BARTEMIUS CROUCH. 

LUPIN*

British and/or Irish Half-blood

LYALL LUPIN

m. HOPE LUPIN née HOWELL

REMUS JOHN LUPIN 35/36  suggested portrayal: Ewan Mcgregor

Notes: Remus is secretly a werewolf.

LONGBOTTOM*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FRANK LONGBOTTOM ✝

m. ALICE LONGBOTTOM

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM 16

Notes: Frank and Alice were both Aurors and part of the Order of the Phoenix during the Wizarding War. They were both tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange, and Frank succumbed to his injuries and died. Alice is currently catatonic. Neville is in the care of his grandmother, Augusta.

MACMILLEN

British & Scottish, Pure-blood (sacred 28)

FIRST MIDDLE MACMILLEN

m. SECOND MIDDLE MACMILLEN

FIRST CHILD MACMILLEN

SECOND CHILD MACMILLEN

THIRD CHILD MACMILLEN

Notes: The members in this family are avid supporters of Dumbledore. 

MALFOY*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

LUCIUS A. MALFOY 43

m. NARCISSA C. MALFOY 41 née BLACK

DRACO MALFOY 16

Notes: Lucius was a suspected Death Eater, and escaped being persecuted after the war. 

MOODY*

Scottish, Pure-blood

ALASTOR MOODY 40++

Notes: Auror. Prominent Order of the Phoenix Member.

PETTIGREW*

British and/or Irish Open-blood

FIRST middle PETTIGREW

m. SECOND middle PETTIGREW

PETER PETTIGREW 35/36 suggested portrayal: Elden Henson

POTTER*

British, Pure-blood

FLEAMONT POTTER ✝

m. EUPHEMIA POTTER ✝

JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER 36

m. LILY EVANS-POTTER ✝

Notes: Fleamont and Euphemia were very elderly when they finally were finally blessed with a child. They both passed away from dragon pox. James's wife and son both perished in the war.

PREWETT*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST MIDDLE PREWETT ✝

m. FIRST MIDDLE PREWETT ✝

GIDEON middle PREWETT 49  suggested portrayal: Kristofer Hivju

FABIAN middle PREWETT ✝

MOLLY middle PREWETT see Weasley

Notes: GIDEON & FABIAN were both members of the Order of the Phoenix and skilled duelists. FABIAN died in the war, GIDEON was gravely injured but survived but was never quite ‘right’ after.

ROSIER1

French, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST MIDDLE ROSIER

m. SECOND MIDDLE ROSIER

FIRST CHILD ROSIER

Notes:  Family has been known to be Grindelwald & Voldemort sympathizers. 

ROSIER2

British & French, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST MIDDLE ROSIER

m. SECOND MIDDLE ROSIER

FIRST CHILD ROSIER

SECOND CHILD ROSIER

THIRD CHILD ROSIER

Notes:  Family has been known to be Grindelwald & Voldemort sympathizers.

ROWLE

British, Pure-blood & Half-blood ( Sacred 28 )

THORFINN middle ROWLE

m. SECOND MIDDLE ROWLE

FIRST CHILD ROWLE

SECOND CHILD ROWLE

THIRD CHILD ROWLE

Notes: THORFINN ROWLE, was a suspected Death Eater during the War. He avoided being sent to Azkaban by claiming the Dark Lord used the imperius curse on him.

SELWYN*

British & Spanish, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

REGINALD QUINTIUS SELWYN ✝

m. ESTELLE LUCIANA SELWYN

JACIRA A. SELWYN 40

DIONE M. SELWYN 32

CHARON T. SELWYN ✝ 

Notes: REGINALD was a death eater and died during the war. CHARON died under mysterious circumstances. DIONE was betrothed to NICHOLAS TRAVERS.  

SHACKLEBOLT

British & African, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

KINGSLEY middle SHACKLEBOLT

m. SECOND middle SHACKLEBOLT

FIRST CHILD SHACKLEBOLT

SECOND CHILD SHACKLEBOLT

Notes: KINGSLEY SHACKLEBOLT is an Auror, also feeds intel to the Order.

SHAFIQ*

British & Arabic, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST MIDDLE SHAFIQ

m. SECOND MIDDLE SHAFIQ

MIRAJ A. SHAFIQ

SKEETER

British, Pure or Half-blood 

FIRST MIDDLE SKEETER

m. SECOND MIDDLE SKEETER

RITA middle SKEETER suggested portrayal Florence Pugh or Rosamund Pike

Notes: RITA works for the DAILY PROPHET who writes ‘poison-pen’ stories.

SNAPE

British, Half-blood

TOBIAS SNAPE ✝

m. EILEEN SNAPE ✝ née PRINCE

SEVERUS SNAPE suggested portrayal: Adam Driver or Louis Garrel

Notes: SEVERUS SNAPE was a death eater and one of the closest to the Dark Lord.

TONKS

British, Muggle-born & Pure-blood

EDWARDS middle TONKS

m. ANDROMEDA middle TONKS née BLACK suggested portrayal: Lena Headey

NYMPHADORA middle TONKS suggested portrayal: Tuppence Middleton

Notes: ANDROMEDA TONKS was disowned by her family for marrying the Muggle-born WIzard. NYMPHADORA is a Metamorphmagus and Auror.

TRAVERS1*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

CRISPIEN middle TRAVERS ▲

m. SECOND middle TRAVERS suggested portrayal: Eva Green

NICHOLAS TRAVERS ✝

SEBASTIAN R. TRAVERS 32

Notes: CRISPIEN AND NICHOLAS TRAVERS were known death eaters. NICHOLAS died during the war and CRISPIEN was sent to Azkaban.

TRAVERS2*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

FIRST middle TRAVERS 40+ suggested portrayal: Keanu Reeves

Notes: Brother of CRISPIEN TRAVERS. Secretly the father of Sebastian Travers. Possibly once a Death Eater ideal sympathizer.

TREMBLAY

Scottish, Pure-Blood & Muggle-born

FIRST MIDDLE TREMBLAY

m. SECOND MIDDLE TREMBLAY

FIRST CHILD TREMBLAY

SECOND CHILD TREMBLAY

Notes: Related to the Lestranges, wife was disown for marrying a muggle-born.

URQUART 

Scottish, Pure & Half-blood

FIRST MIDDLE URQUART

m. SECOND MIDDLE URQUART

FIRST CHILD URQUART

SECOND CHILD URQUART

Notes: Related to ELPHINSTONE URQUART who married MINERVA MCGONAGALL. 

WARBECK

British & Welsh, Half-blood & Muggle-born

FIRST MIDDLE WARBECK

m. SECOND MIDDLE WARBECK

FIRST CHILD WARBECK

SECOND CHILD WARBECK

THIRD CHILD WARBECK

Notes: Descendants of MADAME CELESTINA WARBECK, a famous singer and radio personality on the Wizarding Wireless Network. 

WEASLEY*

British, Pure-blood ( Sacred 28 )

ARTHUR middle WEASLEY 46 suggested portrayal: Martin Freeman

m. MOLLY middle WEASLEY 47 suggested portrayal: Catherine Tate or Alex Kingston

WILLIAM A. WEASLEY 26

CHARLIE F. WEASLEY 24

PERCY middle WEASLEY 20

FRED middle WEASLEY 18

GEORGE middle WEASLEY 18

RONALD B. WEASLEY 16

GINERVA middle WEASLEY 15, npc

Notes: Didn't fight in the war. Arthur works in the Ministry. Considered by many to be 'blood-traitors'.

YAXLEY

British, Pure-blood

CORBAN middle YAXLEY

Notes: CORBAN was a Death Eater who escaped imprisonment after the war. He now seeks to attain the seat head of Department of Magical Law Enforcement, but has yet to unseat CROUCH. L

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funny and fake names

this list of fake names was compiled for humor. i do not take any responsibi;ty if these names cause you any trouble, A Aaron Thetires (Air in the tires) Aaron C. Reskew (Air & sea rescue) Abe Rudder (Hey brother) Achilles Punks (I'll kill these punks) Adam Bomb (Atom bomb) Adam Meway (Out of my way) Adam Sapple (Adam's apple) Adolf Oliver Nipples (Ate off all of her nipples) Ahmed Adoodie (I made a doodie - from The Simpsons) Al B. Zienya (I'll be seeing you) Al Beback (I'll be back) Al DePantzeu (I'll de-pants you) Al E. Gator (Alligator) Al Gore-Rhythm (Algorithm) Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass) Al Killeu (I'll kill you) Al Koholic (Alcoholic - as used in The Simpsons) Al Legance (Allegiance) Al Ligorie (Allegory) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alan Quay (Allen key) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll ---- anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Barster (Alabaster) Ali Bye (Alibi) Alice Tikband (Elastic band) Alice Well (All is well) Alicia Sober (At least you're sober) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina - as seen in Austin Powers) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A man to be reckoned with) Amanda Lay (A man to lay) Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss - used in The Simpsons) Amanda Sol DeWork (A man does all the work) Amos Kittow (A mosquito) Amy Stake (A mistake) Ana L. Beads (Anal beads) Andy Gravity (Anti-gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Andy Tover (Hand it over) Andy Waywego (And away we go) Andy Wineriss (And the winner is) Angus Macoatup (Hang us my coat up) Anita Bang (I need a bang) Anita Bath (I need a bath - from The Simpsons) Anita Man (I need a man) Anita Goodchit (I need a good Shakespeare) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Calsox (Ankle socks) Ann Jyna (Angina) Ann Natome (Anatomy) Ann Tartica (Antarctica) Ann Teek (Antique) Ann Tenner (Antenna) Anna Daptor (An adaptor) Anna Gram (Anagram) Anna Kronism (Anachronism) Anna Larm (An alarm) Anna Linjection (Anal injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Notherting (And another thing) Anna Prentice (An apprentice) Anna Rack (Anorak) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne Arkey (Anarchy) Anne Dryer (Hand dryer) Anne Kersaway (Anchors away) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Anne Yewelevent (Annual event) Annette Head (A net head) Annette Kurtain (A net curtain) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody home) Annie Mah (Enema) Annie Versary (Anniversary) Anita Braig (I need a break) Archie Pelago (Archipelago) Ariel Hassle (A real hassle) Arnie Dadrink (I need a drink) Arthur Chance (Half the chance) Arthur Rightus (Arthritis) Artie Choke (Artichoke) Arty Fischel (Artificial) Aunt Chovy (Anchovy) Aunty Biotic (Anti-biotic) Avery Niceman (A very nice man) Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a moron) B Barb Dwyer (Barbed wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barbara Seville (Barber of Seville) Barbie Dahl (Barbie doll) Barnaby Wild (Born to be wild) Barry Armeford (Barrier method) Barry Cuwder (Barracuda) Barry D'Alive (Buried alive) Barry D. Hatchet (Bury the hatchet) Barry O'Reefer (Barrier reef) Barry Shmelly (Very smelly) Bart Ender (Bartender) Baxter D. Wall (Backs to the wall) Bea O'Problem (B.O. problem - used in The Simpsons) Bea Sting (Bee sting) Beau Vine (Bovine) Ben Anas (Bananas) Ben Crobbery (Bank robbery) Ben Crumpsy (Bankruptcy) Ben DeToy (Bendy toy) Ben Dinrode (Bend in road) Ben Dover (Bend over) Ben Lyon (Been lying) Ben O'Drill (Benadryl) Ben Thair (Been there) Ben Tubble (Bent double) Ben Zeen (Benzene) Bennie Factor (Benefactor) Bertha DeBluse (Birth of the blues) Bess Twishes (Best wishes) Bessy Ality (Bestiality) Betty Bangzer (Bet he bangs her) Betty Beatzer (Bet he beats her) Betty Diddint (Bet he didn't) Betty Humpter (Bet he humped her) Betty Woant (Bet he won't) Bev Ridge (Beverage) Bill Board (Billboard) Bill Dersyard (Builders yard) Bill Ding (Building) Bill Leeake (Belly Ache) Bill Lowney (Bologna) Bjorn Dajoak (Born to joke) Bjorn Free (Born free) Bo Nessround (Bonus round) Bob Frapples (Bob for apples) Bob Gerunkel (Bob's your uncle) Bowen Arrow (Bow and arrow) Boyd Schidt (Bird Shakespeare) Brandon Iyon (Branding iron) Brice Tagg (Price tag) Brighton Early (Bright and early) Briony Points (Brownie points) Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge) Brooke Ennail (Broken nail) Bruce Dapples (Bruised apples) Bud Weiser (Budweiser) Burnedette Down (Burnt it down) C Cal Culator (Calculator) Cal Efornia (California) Cal Seeium (Calcium) Candice B. DePlace (Can this be the place) Candice B. Fureal (Can this be for real) Candy Liver (Can deliver) Cari Mysack (Carry my sack) Carl Arm (Car alarm) Carlotta Tendant (Car lot attendant) Carmen Geddit (Come and get it) Carmen Gough (Come and go) Carole Singer (Carol singer) Carra S. Midown (Caress me down) Carrie-Ann Crowe (Carrion crow) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the coffin) Carrie Dowt (Carried out) Carrie Micote (Carry my coat) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Carrie R. Bags (Carrier bags) Carrie Smattick (Charismatic) Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen) Casey Deeya (Quesadilla) Casey Needzit (In case he needs it) Celia Fate (Seal your fate) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chas Tyes (Chastise) Chester Minit (Just a minute) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Anthemum (Chrysanthemum) Chris Ko (Crisco) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Bacon (Crispy bacon) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy nugget) Christopher Wave (Crest of a wave) Chuck Mysak (Chuck my sack) Cindy Post (It's in the post) Claire Asdey (Clear as day) Claire DeAir (Clear the air) Claire Voyent (Clairvoyant) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and scratched them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Cody Pendant (Codependent) Cole Dasice (Cold as ice) Cole Desack (Cul de sac) Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) Colette A. Day (Call it a day) Colin Allcars (Calling all cars) Colin Derr (Colander) Colin Nade (Colonnade) Colin Sick (Call in sick) Colleen Cardd (Calling card) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Constance Noring (Constant snoring) Cory Ander (Coriander) Courtney Biggins (Caught any big ones) Craig Potz (Crackpots) Craven Moorehead (Craving more head) Crispin Even (Crisp and even) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Curtis E. Carr (Courtesy car) Cy Burnett (Cyber net) Cy Burns (Sideburns) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Cybil Wrights (Civil rights) D Dale E. Bread (Daily bread) Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion) Dan Druff (Dandruff) Dan Geruss (Dangerous) Dan Gleebitz (Dangly bits) Dan Gling (Dangling) Dan Sing (Dancing) Dan Zuround (Dance around) Danielle Soloud (Don't yell so loud) Darius Lesgettham (There he is, let's get him) Darrell B. Moore (There'll be more) Daryl Beaderday (That will be the day) Daryl Lect (Derelict) Dave Vower (Devour) Dawn Keebals (Donkey balls) Dean R. Seddy (Dinner's ready) Dee Capitated (Decapitated) Dee Faced (Defaced) Dee Lishous (Delicious) Dee Sember (December) Dee Struction (Destruction) Dee Zaster (Disaster) Denise R. Knockin (The knees are knocking) Denise R. Nobbly (The knees are knobbly) Dennis Elbow (Tennis elbow) Dennis Toffice (Dentist office) Denny Juan Heredatt (Did anyone hear that) Des Buratto (Desperado) Des Pratt (Desperate) Diana Cancer (Dying of cancer) Diana Phirst (Dying of thirst) Diane Toluvia (Dying to love you) Di O'Bolic (Diabolic) Dick Hertz (Dick hurts) Dick Less (Dickless) Dick Tate (Dictate) Dick Tater (Dictator) Didi Reelydoit (Did he really do it) Didier Lykit (Did you like it) Dinah Mite (Dynamite) Dinah Sore (Dinosaur) Dixie Normous (Dick's enormous - as seen in Austin Powers) o Mi Sun (Do my son) Doll R. Bill (Dollar bill) Dolores Beto-Morrow (There will always be tomorrow) Don Beshie (Don't be shy) Don Keigh (Donkey) Don Thatt (Done that) Donatello Nobodi (Don't tell anybody) Doris Shutt (Door is shut) Doug Graves (Dug graves) Douglas S. Halfempty (The glass is half empty) Drew PeaColeridge (Droopy Coleridge) Drew P. Wiener (Droopy wiener - used in The Simpsons) Duane DeVane (Drain the vein) Duncan Biskitt (Dunking biscuit) Duncan Disorderly (Drunk and disorderly) Duncan Doenuss (Dunkin Donuts) Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the furniture) Dustin Dubris (Dust and debris) Dwayne Pipes (Drain pipes) Dylan Weed (Dealing weed) E Eamon Tillado (Amontillado) Earl E. Bird (Early bird) Earl Lee Indamorn (Early in the morn) Easton Fection (Yeast infection) Ed Banger (Head banger) Ed Ible (Edible) Ed Jewcation (Education) Ed Overeelz (Head over heels) Ed Turner (Head turner) Ed Venture (Adventure) Eda Dick (Eat a dick) Eddie Face (Edifice) Eddie Phication (Edification) Edina Cloud (Head in a cloud) Eileen Dover (I leaned over) Ella Fant (Elephant) Ella Mentry (Elementary) Ella Vader (Elevator) Elle O'Quent (Eloquent) Ellie Gent (Elegant) Ellie Kopter (Helicopter) Ellie Noise (Illinois) Ellis Dee (L.S.D.) Elmer Hand (Held my hand) Emma Chissett (How much is it) Emma Fraid (I'm afraid) Emma Grates (Emigrates) Emma Nate (Emanate) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Emma Ruld (Emerald) Enid Addrink (I need a drink) Eric Shin (Erection) Eric Tyle (Erectile) Eunice Sykel (Unicycle) Eva Brick (Heave a brick) Eva Sye (Heave a sigh) Evan Elpus (Heaven help us) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly harps) Evans Gayte (Heaven's gate) Evan Nowes (Heaven knows) Evan Sabove (Heavens above) Evan Tually (Eventually) Eve Alminds (Evil minds) Eve Apporate (Evaporate) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Eve Ann Jelical (Evangelical) Evelyn Tent (Evil intent) Ewan Whatarmy (You and what army) F Faye Derway (Fade away) Faye Kinnitt (Faking it) Faye Sake (Face ache) Faye Slift (Face lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Felix Cited (Feel excited) Fiona Friend (Phone a friend) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex your biceps) Fleur Tashuss (Flirtatious) Flo Tinaway (Floating away) Fran Tick (Frantic) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freda D. Dark (Afraid of the dark) Freda Innocent (Free the innocent) Freda Livery (Free delivery) Frieda Convict (Free the convict) Frieda Gough (Free to go) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) G Gabe Barr (Gay bar) Gary Oakie (Karaoke) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene pool) Gerry Mander (Gerrymander) Ginger Vitis (Gingivitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gill Tedd (Jilted) Gladys Canby (Glad as can be) Gladys Eeya (Glad to see you) Gladys Friday (Glad it's Friday) Gordon Nomes (Garden gnomes) Grace Quirrell (Gray squirrel) Gunther Lunch (Gone for lunch) Gus Comzadia (Gas comes out of you) Gus Tofwynde (Gust of Wind) Guy Dinlite (Guiding light) Guy Wyre (Guy wire) H Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Seyan (Halcyon) Hammond Eggs (Ham and eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky panky) Hans Ov (Hands off) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy ball sack) Harry Beavers (Hairy beavers) Harry Butz (Hairy butts) Harry Sachs (Hairy sacks) Harry Stockressy (Aristocracy) Hayden Seek (Hide and seek) Haywood Jashootmee (Hey would you shoot me) Hedda Hare (Head of hair) Hedda Lettis (Head of lettuce) Heidi Valuables (Hide the valuables) Heidi Whey (Hideaway) Hein Noon (High noon) Helen Back (Hell and back) Helen Erth (Hell on Earth) Helen Hywater (Hell and high water) Helen Wheels (Hell on wheels) Helena Hanbaskett (Hell in a hand basket) Herb Alty (Herbal tea) Herb E. Side (Herbicide) Herbie Hind (Her behind) Herbie Voor (Herbivore) Heywood Jablome (Hey would you blow me) Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me - from The Simpsons) Hilda Clime (Hill to climb) Ho Lin Wan (Hole in one) Holden McGroin (Holding my groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Holly Wood (Hollywood) Homer Sexual (Homosexual - heard in The Simpsons) Honor Mission (On a mission) Hu Pflung Poo (Who flung poo) Hope Lescase (Hopeless case) Horace Cope (Horoscope) Howard I. No (How would I know) Howe D. Pardner (Howdy partner) Howie Feltersnatch (How he felt her snatch) Huang Annsaw (Wrong answer) Hugh Beeotch (You bitch) Hugh Cumber (Cucumber) Hugh DeMann (You the man) Hugh Dunnit (Who done it) Hugh G. Rection (Huge erection) Hugh Jass (Huge ass - used in The Simpsons) Hugh Jaynus (Huge anus) Hugh Jorgen (Huge organ) Hugh Lovett-Upyuraz (You love it up your ass) Hugh Manatee (Humanity) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugh Raye (Hooray) Hugo First (You go first) Hy Gene (Hygiene) I Ian de Dark (In the dark) Ian de Deepend (In the deep end) Ian O'Sphere (Ionosphere) I. C. Wiener (Icy wiener - used in The Simpsons and Futurama) I. C. York-Hunt (I see your Carroll) Ida Down (Eiderdown) Ida Magin (I'd imagine) Ida Whana (I don't want to) Igor Beaver (Eager beaver) Ijaz Fahted (I just farted) Ike Entell (I can tell) Ima B. Leever (I'm a believer) Ima Hogg (I'm a hog) Imelda Czechs (I mail the checks) Iona Bigyot (I own a big yacht) Iona Faskar (I own a fast car) Iona Mink (I own a mink) I. P. Freely (I pee freely - as heard in The Simpsons) Ira Fuse (I refuse) Ira Grett (I regret) Isaac UrColeridge (I suck your Coleridge) Isabel Ringing (Is a bell ringing) Isla Blige (I'll oblige) Isla Vass (I love ass) Ivan Ellavonich (I have a Hell of an itch) Ivan Itchinanus (I have an itching anus) Ivana Dayov (I want a day off) Ivana Fukalot (I wanna Frost a lot) Ivana Humpalot (I wanna hump a lot - as seen in Austin Powers) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I wanna cut your Coleridge off) Ivana Tinkle (I wanna tinkle - used in The Simpsons) Ivana Veekov (I want a week off) Izzy Backyet (Is he back yet) Izzy Cumming (Is he coming) J Jack Dupp (Jacked up) Jack Hoffman (Jack off man) Jack McCarrup (Jack my car up) Jack Mehov (Jack me off) Jack Pott (Jackpot) Jacob Sladder (Jacob's ladder) Jacques Strappe (Jockstrap - used in The Simpsons) Jan E. Torr (Janitor) Jan U. Wharry (January) Jane Linkfence (Chain link fence) Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde) Jawana Die (Do you wanna die) Jay Walker (Jaywalker) Jean Ann Tonique (Gin and tonic) Jean Poole (Gene pool) Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic engineering) Jed I. Knight (Jedi knight) Jeff Healitt (Did you feel it) Jen Nettles (Genitals) Jenna Rossity (Generosity) Jenna Talia (Genitalia) Jerry Atric (Geriatric) Jess Tation (Gestation) Jim Nasium (Gymnasium) Jim Pansey (Chimpanzee) Joanna Dance (Do you want to dance) Joanna Hand (Do you want a hand) Joe Czarfunee (Jokes are funny) Joe King (Joking) Joe V. All (Jovial) Joel Rebocks (Jewelry box) Jose Frayed (Who's afraid) Juan De Hattatime (One day at a time) Juan Dering (Wandering) Juan E. 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[yungimmortals]

3 texts of your choice to each: (koda/ellie) (koda/beck) (graves/sadie) (graves/avery) (graves/elias)

k o d a  &  e l l i e

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

i’m so happy to call you my sister, el <3

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

[1/3] wow we real;y are clpones thatsso funny [2/3] 5′2 fiesty and bi [3/3] dad was n ot creatibe but i love it

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

do you think chase will be okay? i can’t shake this feeling 

k o d a  &  b e c k

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

wowowow can you believe!!! how long it’s been since i saw you!!! expect a giant hug when i get to new athens beckett

Send me ☼ for a morning text

hellooo!! ☼ have you been up since the crack of dawn again? do you ever leave the lab mr scientist?

Send me !! for a threatening text

[1/2] just because work isn’t going well, doesn’t mean you can get snappy with me!  [2/2] i was going to bring you coffee but neverMIND 

g r a v e s  &  s a d i e

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

[1/2] yeah they have a whole FESTIVAL for good ol’ lizzy!!! that shit is wild [2/2] oops sorry sade that was for someone else BUT what do you know about the lizardman of south carolina?

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

i bet im faster than u lets raace unless ur scaredd

Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text

[1/3] okay okay how bout this one: [2/3] are you a parking ticket? ‘cuz you have f i n e written all over you (; [3/3] sorry that was so bad lmfao

g r a v e s  &  a v e r y

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

u eevr just wish someone would punch u inb the face when u say stuipid shit

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

how mad would you be if i hypothetically broke the knife you let me borrow to train with

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

do you ever get tired of being so cute 

g r a v e s  &  e l i a s

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

seltzer --> spiky water

Send me ☼ for a morning text

ayyy elias!! sun’s shinin’ - want to go hang out on the beach?

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

[1/2] can you grab more limes while you’re out please you’re the best sister [2/2] that was for macey sigh

[shellheadtmarc]

Aww hell yeah. Asking historical questions is my jam. I've heard somewhere before that pirates wore earrings because they thought pierced ears would cure seasickness. Is that true?

i’m honestly about to ruin somebody’s childhood daydreams up in here and i’m honestly okay with that.  who?  dunno, but i’m sure it’ll happen.

okay so.  first things first as far as pirates go:  you would not - i repeat, would not -  be able to tell your average pirate from your average merchant sailor.  by which i mean to say after a murky, fuzzy chronological line, do sailor have tattoos?  then pirates have tattoos.  do sailors sometimes wear earrings?  pirates sometimes wear earrings.  because first and foremost, pirates were typically only pirates part time.  like it wasn’t a career option, it was something you did if a ship’s master was a dickbag or you needed to make a little extra money or you got kicked off a legitimate ship or left a legitimate ship because the master decided to change plans on a whim (because they could do that) and refused to pay you more.  or the master withheld pay and rations.  or-

what i’m saying is, piracy was kind of a last ditch option for a lot of honest sailors.

so, let’s touch on superstitions.  sailors, as a whole, were and are a superstitious lot.  even now bringing bananas onto a ship is a no no in the sailing world.  you don’t whistle on deck or you might whistle up a storm.  but in this case, earrings weren’t so much a part of that as they were for a very practical reason.

see, life at sea is hard.  it’s dangerous.  it’s really easy to die in a myriad of horrible, gruesome, awful ways.  cannonfire, falling overboard, getting crushed between ships, getting crushed by an unsecured gun (cannon) or unsecured cargo.  getting caught in the rigging.  getting smooshed during careening.  it’s not happy funtime, it’s hard, backbreaking labor.  combine that with, on a ship, most water was mixed with rum to keep it from going stagnant, you’ve got a crew that’s half tipsy literally all the time.  pirates with earrings in their ears didn’t wear them because they were backward (you had some educated men and women among the rank and file of piracy - blackbeard and stede bonnet are good examples) and the world was on the cusp of the germ theory (they were still half miasma/half humours at the time, but they understood outside forces were responsible for illness and that there were ways it could be prevented - the first inoculations would occur in the last quarter of the 18th c).

no, the reason people who sailed as a profession as a whole wore earrings was because it was fast and easy cash in an uncertain world.  if a sailor was stranded in port (either for bad behavior or because of illness) or died close to/in port, that was money.  if the person was alive, that gold could be traded for goods and services.  if they were dead...well.  it would pay for a funeral - a box in the ground in some strange, foreign port, sure, but a grave all the same.

like that’s it.  that’s the long and short of that.  pirates are 1000% less exotic and tarted up than we’ve made them in the last century or so (though the argument could be made it goes as far back as the late 1600s/early 1700s with the forging of legends and misstruths - i know, i wrote a humongous paper dealing with that very thing about the trials of the crew of henry every/avery and how they spurred both changes in public opinions concerning piracy and the laws in britain themsselves which hadn’t been touched since the 1530s or thereabouts).

a good book to check out with regards to the social history of pirates is marcus rediker’s between the devil and the deep blue sea: merchant seaman, pirates, and the anglo-american maritime world, 1700-1750.  rediker used to be THE name in caribbean and atlantic piracy but he’s moved on to another facet of maritime history iirc.  can’t recommend this book highly enough - for a monograph it’s surprisingly readable (rediker is actually a gr8 academic writer and his footnotes are the best parts), where he covers a lot of this stuff in dedicated chapters as well as hammering down that sailors and pirates are exactly the same thing, and that most sailors had, at some point or another, done a little bit of piracy.

i ama a historian : accepting : anon

[6clawdy6]

The Reincarnate Coven, M&L edition

Furhn Ferale: Officially speaking, he's a Wulconiac(original species), but he's also a fuckin' posh trash bat demon with the awful nasty demonic black magic.

Patchwork Zatats: She looks like a doll, but her true form is a big goopy nightmare fuel monster. You can only see this form in your dreams though..

Crystallyn C: Star Stone, shiny bb. Very smol, about 2 feet tall. Will absolutely kill you though. Tiny star stone bb fearlessly gives patpats to giant monsters and Fawful.

Graves Sisters: Cory is rude while Audia is polite but they're both magnificent bastard women and Cory is frenemies with Popple. Audia is brimming with cooking mom vibes.

Hatsune Bros.: kuudere(Winro), flirty trash child(Avery), polite but really he's a literal Shadow Thief(Markus), looks like a cinnamon roll but is actually scary and insane(Daniel).

And finally:

Claudia: Daughter of Cackletta, sadistic evil mom in the making, loves all of crazy ass monster kids equally, will kill an entire universe for her evil bbs.

[cristianesimocattolico]

San Ranieri da Pisa

Nacque a Pisa, città di cui è patrono, da una famiglia di mercanti. Nonostante gli sforzi dei suoi genitori di dargli un’educazione cristiana, passò la sua prima giovinezza a gozzovigliare con gli amici, ignorando i richiami della famiglia…

di Ermes Dovico (17 giugno 2022)

San Ranieri (c. 1115-1160) nacque a Pisa, città di cui è patrono, da una famiglia di mercanti. Nonostante gli sforzi dei suoi genitori di dargli un’educazione cristiana, passò la sua prima giovinezza a gozzovigliare con gli amici, ignorando i richiami della famiglia a vivere più sobriamente. Aveva una grande passione per il canto ed era abile a suonare la ghironda, uno strumento a corde di origine medievale. In questo periodo si macchiò forse di un grave delitto. Nella sua agiografia più nota, scritta cinque anni dopo la sua morte dall’amico e canonico Benincasa, che mantenne parte delle informazioni di una precedente Vita, si definisce più volte “homicida”. In ogni caso, è certo che all’improvviso iniziò a sentire il bisogno di servire Dio.

Decisivo si rivelò l’incontro con un nobile originario della Corsica, di nome Alberto Leccapecore, che aveva lasciato tutto dopo aver visto morire il fratello in uno scontro armato e si era ritirato a vivere in penitenza, da laico, nel monastero di San Vito. Dal momento del colloquio con Alberto, il giovane Ranieri iniziò una graduale ma inarrestabile conversione di vita, che lo portò ad abbracciare totalmente la volontà divina. Verso i vent’anni si recò in Oriente per ragioni di commercio e per circa quattro anni continuò a esercitare la professione di mercante, fino alla chiamata definitiva avvenuta in Terrasanta. Appena arrivò a Gerusalemme, volle andare alla cappella del Golgota, all’interno della Basilica del Santo Sepolcro. Qui fece l’atto di spogliarsi delle sue ricche vesti indossando l’abito del penitente, chiamato pilurica. Da quel giorno, era il Venerdì Santo del 1140, visse in completa povertà, donando ai bisognosi tutti i suoi averi. Intensificò le sue preghiere e le meditazioni sulla Passione di Gesù.

Visitò tutti i principali luoghi della vita terrena di Nostro Signore, come Betlemme, Nazareth, il Tabor, il Monte della Quarantena (dove Gesù venne tentato da Satana). Il suo luogo prediletto era il Santo Sepolcro, dove si fermava giorno e notte a pregare e contemplare il mistero del Risorto. Esercitava la sua volontà in continui digiuni, astenendosi normalmente dal cibo tutti i giorni della settimana a parte il giovedì e la domenica. Intorno al 1154 si decise a tornare a Pisa per condividere con i suoi concittadini la gioia dell’irruzione di Cristo nella sua vita. Dopo il ritorno in città, dove venne accolto in un monastero, si diffuse presto la sua fama da taumaturgo. Il santo operò diverse guarigioni miracolose con il dono dell’acqua benedetta ed è probabilmente per questo che Benincasa lo chiamò nella sua agiografia “Ranieri dall’Acqua”.

Per ispirazione divina si spostò poi al monastero di San Vito, dov’era iniziata la sua conversione grazie all’incontro con Alberto. Continuò a vivere da laico, in castità e obbedienza alla Chiesa. Si dedicò al contempo alla predicazione, che vedeva come parte integrante della sua missione da cristiano. Morì in fama di santità il 17 giugno 1160.