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poop-flying · 1 month ago
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I've been really into dark purples, browns and greens lately
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callofthefirststar · 2 months ago
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List of Champions
A
Aatrox | Akshan | Alistar | Ambessa | Amumu | Anivia | Annie | Aphelios | Ashe | Aurelion Sol | Aurora | Azir
B
Bard | Bel'Veth | Blitzcrank | Brand | Braum | Briar
C
Caitlyn | Camille | Cassiopeia | Cho'Gath | Corki
D
Darius | Diana | Dr. Mundo | Draven
E
Elise | Evelynn
F
Fiora | Fizz
G
Galio | Gangplank | Garen | Gnar | Gragas | Graves
H
Hecarim | Heimerdinger | Hwei
I
Illaoi | Irelia | Ivern
J
Jarvan IV | Jax | Jayce | Jhin
K
K'Sante | Kai'Sa | Kalista | Karma | Karthus | Kassadin | Katarina | Kayle | Kayn, Rhaast | Kennen | Kha'Zix | Kindred | Kled | Kog'Maw
L
LeBlanc | Lee Sin | Leona | Lillia | Lissandra | Lucian | Lux
M
Malphite | Malzahar | Maokai | Master Yi | Milio | Mordekaiser
N
Naafiri | Nami | Nasus | Nautilus | Nidalee | Nocturne | Nunu & Willump
O
Olaf | Ornn
P
Pantheon | Pyke
Q
Qiyana
R
Rammus | Rek'Sai | Renata Glasc | Renekton | Rengar | Rhaast | Riven | Rumble | Ryze
S
Samira | Sejuani | Sett | Shaco | Shen | Shyvana | Singed | Sion | Sivir | Skarner | Smolder | Swain | Sylas
T
Tahm Kench | Talon | Taric | Teemo | Thresh | Tristana | Trundle | Tryndamere | Twisted Fate | Twitch
U
Udyr | Urgot
V
Varus | Vayne | Veigar | Vel'Koz | Vex | Vi | Viego | Viktor | Vladimir | Volibear
W
Warwick | Wukong
X
Xerath | Xin Zhao
Y
Yasuo | Yone | Yorick | Yuumi
Z
Zac | Zed | Zeri | Ziggs | Zilean | Zyra
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postsofbabel · 6 months ago
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kindredjoy · 9 months ago
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Biografi Champion
Daftar di bawah ini disusun berdasarkan abjad. Konten bisa bertambah seiring waktu.
A
Aatrox | Ahri | Akali | Akshan | Alistar | Ambessa | Amumu | Anivia | Annie | Aphelios | Ashe | Aurora | Aurelion Sol | Azir
B
Bard | Bel'Veth | Blitzcrank | Brand | Braum | Briar
C
Caitlyn | Camille | Cassiopeia | Cho'Gath | Corki
D
Darius | Diana | Dr. Mundo | Draven
E
Ekko | Elise | Evelynn | Ezreal
F
Fiddlesticks | Fiora | Fizz
G
Galio | Gangplank | Garen | Gnar | Gragas | Graves | Gwen
H
Hecarim | Heimerdinger | Hwei
I
Illaoi | Irelia | Ivern
J
Janna | Jarvan IV | Jax | Jayce | Jhin | Jinx
K
K'Sante | Kai'sa | Kalista | Karma | Karthus | Kassadin | Katarina | Kayle | Kayn | Kennen | Kha'Zix | Kindred | Kled | Kog'Maw
L
Leblanc | Lee Sin | Leona | Lillia | Lissandra | Lucian | Lulu | Lux
M
Malphite | Malzahar | Maokai | Master Yi | Milio | Miss Fortune | Mordekaiser | Morgana
N
Naafiri | Nami | Nasus | Nautilus | Neeko | Nidalee | Nilah | Nocturne | Nunu & Willump
O
Olaf | Orianna | Ornn
P
Pantheon | Poppy | Pyke
Q
Qiyana | Quinn
R
Rakan | Rammus | Rek'Sai | Rell | Renata Glasc | Renekton | Rengar | Riven | Rumble | Ryze
S
Samira | Sejuani | Senna | Seraphine | Sett | Shaco | Shen | Shyvana | Singed | Sion | Sivir | Skarner | Smolder | Sona | Soraka | Swain | Sylas | Syndra
T
Tahm Kench | Taliyah | Talon | Taric | Teemo | Thresh | Tristana | Trundle | Tryndamere | Twisted Fate | Twitch
U
Udyr | Urgot
V
Varus | Vayne | Veigar | Vel'Koz | Vex | Vi | Viego | Viktor | Vladimir | Volibear
W
Warwick | Wukong
X
Xayah | Xerath | Xin Zhao
Y
Yasuo | Yone | Yorick | Yuumi
Z
Zac | Zed | Zeri | Ziggs | Zilean | Zoe | Zyra
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tcnebris · 2 years ago
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continued from here | @strikersunindie​
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the spirit walker had been protecting those lands for ages, too many years to count. though seen as a myth in modern times, the legend of udyr was passed down through generations as a figure of respect and fear – who could call upon the spirits of the forest to transform into beasts. such a powerful being... so easily subdued by lucas and his inner god as soon as they stepped foot on his (now former) land. 
udyr had been reduced to a pet, standing naked in front of his new master with stupid fake bear ears on. he had been forced to clean out his cabin, degraded into drinking water from a stainless steel dog bowl again and again to the point his bladder was so full it felt like it was about to burst. “i- i don’t know, man. do not know how to count.” udyr’s existence predated the counting of time, and he had never needed to worry about it’s passage; he was a free immortal spirit. “too long. way too long. please.”
being already naked, the beast released his bladder immediately as lucas gave him permission, a thick stream of warm, watered down piss quickly filling up the large bowl on the floor. at the same time, as if udyr hadn’t drank water from the same bowl just moments before, his mouth started to feel dry – thirst, growing as the strong stream of piss continued to fill up his bowl right up to the brim and then overflowing some. 
the sudden uncontrollable thirst for piss taking over, udyr steppd closer to the bowl, but stops before reaching down to it. he needs permission – a concept he’s not fully used to yet. looking over at lucas, he frowed. “i’m thirsty. can i drink? uh, can i drink, please? please, man- sir. please, sir.” the man asked, fumbling over his words as the thirst causes his mind to become dazed, also still not used to addressing lucas as ‘sir’. 
like a pup who’s still resisting his training, udyr kneels by the bowl, perhaps considering going for it without proper permission. 
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kakujis · 3 years ago
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things no one asked for part??????
Here’s dol characters + their league of legends roles/mains:
Whitney: ahhh the inspiration behind this post. Definitely a Draven/Vayne main who spam pings their support, blames everything on their jungler, and tries to 1v9 even tho they’re 0/5. “ggez” at the end of EVERY game. “Better adc loses” if he lost. Types post game too, mentions how his support must’ve been a bot for being so bad at the game. Hardstuck Plat 4.
Kylar: Teemo. The other inspo behind this post. He OTPs Teemo and that’s it. If Teemo’s banned/taken he’s dodging. Refuses to learn anyone else. Specifically plays teemo + top for the solo~ gameplay. Also, if he’s scared he just has to hide in a bush. Bronze 3.
Alex: Toplaner who likes to play bruisers. Mains Darius, Sion, Nasus, etc. The toplane is his oyster! Will go Shen sometimes for fun. Has a mean Poppy but doesn’t actually like playing her. His rank typically stays in Plat but will sometimes go to low Diamond.
P!Sydney: Oh you know, I had to give him support. 🥺 Plays enchanters and mains Soraka/Nami. Never flashes his mastery and typically doesn’t respond to being flamed. On the other hand, C!Sydney does. Spam pings back and writes out his adcs kda/minion cs. Beyond that, he also plays some midlane with Lissandra and Orianna. Sydney doesn’t really dabble in ranked, prefers normals but will do their placements and climb to gold for the Victorious Skin. Gold 4.
Robin: Queues fill + support and always get support. Doesn’t like to play enchanters! Plays Rakan (LMFAO), Leona, Braum, Blitz, and Thresh. Feels a rush when they have a successful engage/hook. Pings literally everything and keeps tabs on the enemy’s flash timers. Watches the map as much as possible and roams. Offers coaching online. Super nice to the enemy support also, ending the game with “gg Nami, was fun!” or somethin. Robin is an avid gamer so there’s no way he’s not at least High Diamond.
Bailey: This piece of shit plays Zed, Pyke, Talon, etc. Assassins only because he’s an asshole. Flashes his mastery and taunts in all chat. Types out “?” often whenever a gank fails. Flames his team and constantly roams. If he’s behind and losing? He’s not. It’s because his team sucks. Definitely at least Grandmaster/Master.
Wren: JUNGLER!!! FJSJDJJDJD sorry i love him. Jungler that tries to keep up a positive mental! “dw bot im coming just play safe”. If someone’s being flamed on your team, he’ll stick up for them and then try to calm everyone down. Non-toxic Kayn main, but also plays Xin Zhao, Elise, and Nidalee. Because I love Wren, he’s Grandmaster/Master too. Says ggwp!
Eden: Someone help this man, he doesn’t know technology. Okay, if we put that aside he plays Graves LMFAO. Objective-based jungler. Also likes to play Udyr and Sejuani. Pings the objectives and the supports wards. Silver 2.
Remy: Duelist asshole man. Mains Fiora. Plays Yasuo or Riven if she’s taken. Quiet toplaner that doesn’t talk unless spoken to. When his team is yelling and screaming at each other, he writes: stfu. i can carry, just stop inting. Diamond 4.
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tigerkirby215 · 4 years ago
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Potential Builds
I was bored so I decided to look through the build list and see what letters I didn’t make many champions for. (IE first letter of the champion’s name.) There’s 5 letters I haven’t made builds for:
C
Caitlyn
Camille
Cassiopea
Cho’gath
Corki
H
Essentially just Hecarim and Heimerdinger. Certainly builds to try but I feel like Heimer would be boring and Hecarim would be too straightforward.
O
Olaf
Oriana
(Also Ornn but I have gone over why making a build for him would be hard.)
Q
Quinn
Qiyana
U
Udyr (probably after his VGU)
Urgot (SHOTGUN. KNEES.)
I marked the builds I’ve got a general idea on how to make in bold. I’m not too concerned about doing every alphabetical champ, but it gives me some inspiration on who to think about.
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mycloneismywaifu · 5 years ago
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Shaco’s thoughts on champions..
Aatrox: Such an angry man, definitely needs to relax.
Ahri: quite pretty, everyone seems to like her. I don’t know though..
Akali: Grumpy, but also...balanced, as they would say?
Alistar: Big boy, Small Mind.
Amumu: Oh Nyoh, poor baby...grow up.
Anivia: who left the frozen chicken out to defrost?
Annie: I like their potential, might host a tea party.
Aphelios: Sorry, didn’t hear what you said.
Ashe: chill...hehe...
Aurelion Sol: ALMIGHTY POTENTIAL...Rude as fuck.
Azir: Hm...you had everything, how did it feel to lose so much...?
Bard: BWOMMM....indeed.
Blitzcrank: Metal body, Metal mind, Metal heart...I wonder if you can feel...
Brand: Toasty, I’ll keep you in my fireplace.
Braum: You have a heart worth thousands, but can you save everybody..?
Caitlyn: You claim to be an amazing sherrif, but you haven’t caught me!
Camille: My my, that’s some long...knives.
Cassiopeia;  I like your style...Poison is quite...thrilling in it’s own way~
Cho'Gath: Who’s a good all eating terrifying monster...? YOU ARE!~
Corki: Has ANYONE seen his feet? Anybody?!
Darius: Chop Chop~ You’ve got to catch up to your brother~
Diana: So edgy, but loving the aesthetic~
Dr. Mundo: I’ll see you next week for drinks! Bring the good stuff!
Draven: I heard your brother’s ahead of you, gotta do more work~!
Ekko: Even if you go back in time, you can’t fix your mistakes...~
Elise: Oh My..!
Evelynn: MY OH MY!
Ezreal: Do you really have to dance like that...?
Fiddlesticks: SQUARK!!! ...hah, good times...
Fiora: You’ll never find a worthy opponent with manners like that!
Fizz: Slippery little sucker you are...
Galio: Big. Very Big.
Gangplank: Arrrg! ..got any of those oranges
Garen: You wish for JUSTICE! but what if you’re in the wrong..?
Gnar: Annoying, but sort of cute. Don’t piss it off, whatever you do.
Gragas: My supplier of the finest bourbon. Also a drinking buddy.
Graves: He smells nice.
Hecarim: I love to sneak onto his back to ride on him like a horse...
Heimerdinger: ...Fucking know it all.
Illaoi: I tried arm wrestling with her ones. Never again.
Irelia: K n i v e s, so many K N I V E S.
Ivern: Honestly I’d probably get high with this guy. He seems like fun to get high with.
Janna: Is it me or is it windy in here?
Jarvan IV: You have a kingdom, but do you deserve it?
Jax: If i gave you a rubber chicken, would you still clobber people?
Jayce: Pretty boy needs to learn his place.
Jhin: Finally, someone with some good T A S T E 
Jinx: 👀
Kai'Sa: I’m surprised you didn’t go c r a z y in the void..how do you feel..?
Kalista: I heard you want to get a little bit of vengence...?
Karma: ...Is a bitch...Pun intended.
Karthus: Fucking love to rock out with this guy. Holy shit.
Kassadin: Needs to find an inhaler.
Katarina: Totally isn’t a Yandere waiting for Garen to ask her out.
Kayle: Should have been the one to hit the ground too hard if she fell.
Kayn: Fucking edgelord who I wish would make up his fucking mind.
Kennen: Get a load of pikachu over here..
Kha'Zix: Messy eater, wouldn’t invite over again.
Kindred: Fun to talk about death with, would chat again. Wolf’s a good boy.
Kled: Fucking mental, would drink with again.
Kog'Maw: What the fuck is this thing. I love it. 
LeBlanc: Amazing parties, amazing dances, need to hang out more..
Lee Sin: Now you see me, now you...oh hang on.
Leona: Praise the sun? Nah I get sun stroke. Give me your sister pls.
Lillia: Too innocent, shouldn’t be here, easy to mess with...actually, maybe stay..?
Lissandra: Cold. Very cold. But the best of the 3..
Lucian: I laughed when I heard Senna got caught. Thresh did a good job.
Lulu: One of my bestest sort of friends, we cause the best mischief. 
Lux: Does your father know what you can do...?
Malphite: B I G
Malzahar: Sorta kinda kreeps me out sometimes...his bugs fuck my shit up...
Maokai: I like chilling in his branches, his saprolings know how to party.
Master Yi: That’s a nice lookin sword you’ve got there...
Miss Fortune: You got two lovely guns. 
Mordekaiser: Best guitarist I’ve ever heard. need to see their next concert.
Morgana: Lovely cookies, shame everyone dies after though.
Nami: Why would you even buy boots??
Nasus: Your brother hates you, do you forgive him? 
Nautilus: Can you even feel me knocking on your head?
Neeko: I see myself all the time, you can’t fool me...
Nidalee: You need some class, a wash and some clothes...
Nocturne: DARKNESS, DARLING, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Nunu and Willump: Willump can you just eat him already?
Olaf: I miss the good old drinking days...heh, mom’s op...
Orianna: The intricacy of the workings inside are limitless, I must see inside...
Ornn: B I G aswell
Pantheon: You’ve got abs you can eat off, and an ass that would be eaten.
Poppy: You may be small, but damn you hurt.
Pyke: I need to talk to you more, I want to hear all about drowning as much as I can...
Qiyana: You’re just an angry person.
Quinn: I’ve been trying to kill Valor for so long I can’t count the days.
Rakan: Look in the mirror for too long and your face will stick like that.
Rammus: Ok.
Rek'Sai: *SCREECHES BACK*
Renekton: Your brother trapped you for millenia, tell me how much you hate him..
Rengar: heh, you let your guard down and the bug ate your eye..funny.
Riven: You’ll never be welcomed back, you know that, right..?
Rumble: She’ll never notice how much you love her. Give up.
Ryze: C’mon, let me look in the scroll, just a little peek?
Sejuani: God you smell as bad as the boar...
Senna: You have no idea how long it’s been to ask someone...how was it in the lanturn??
Sett: All you do is punch. Not impressed at all.
Shaco: Love this guy, can’t get enough of him!
Shen: You say balance is necessary, so isn’t what Zed doing good..?
Shyvana: No matter what you do, Demacia will always fear you~
Singed: You need to give me more of your experimental vials, I have too much fun with them..
Sion: oh hey big guy, I thought you died!
Sivir: I think you make more money than me killing people...jealous much..
Skarner: Aren’t you the last of your kind...? Samesies! how’s it feel for you~!
Sona: I wish I could hear you scream...that would be wonderful..
Soraka: Why not give Warwick what he wants...no one will miss you~
Swain: I would love to study your...ehem...other form more, it’s so intriguing ...
Sylas: You were a bad boy, yet you didn’t let people know about lux~
Syndra: Show me this limitless power you have~
Tahm Kench: Gotta say, I’m a big fan of your vocabulary...
Taliyah: Yasuo isn’t who you think he is...you should ask who Yone is...
Talon: Stabby Stabby time~
Taric: Wow. 
Teemo: I could list off 900 different ways I would exterminate that little rodent.
Thresh: Hey, I’m Shaco, big fan, huge. Biggest even.
Tristana: you’re oblivious to all the signs, you’ll end up hurting people you have no idea exist...
Trundle: HIT HIT HIT, That all you think about?
Tryndamere: See above
Twisted Fate: I’m never playing cards with you again, seriously, fuck off.
Twitch: God you stink. but you make a good foot rest.
Udyr: So calm, yet anger is deep inside you..
Urgot: No one likes you but god you’re amazing at killing people.
Varus: You fuck everything up, yet you’re still around...
Vayne: You wish to rid the world of black magic, but so much fun comes from it..
Veigar: HAH, SO, SMALL, OH MY, HE’S JUST...PFFFF.
Vel'Koz: I too wish to know what’s going on inside of people’s heads..just more emotionally.
Vi: Caitlyn will never notice you.
Viktor: hit me up when the revolution starts, I may skip town til it’s over.
Vladimir: SO MUCH GOOD WINE, OOF.
Volibear: You’re a big boi now, indeed.
Warwick: Cmon, you know you want it, go get it...soraka’s practically open...
Wukong: sometimes you even get me confused...
Xayah: oo, look at me, such an edgy bitch, only one man get’s me~
Xerath: I am so curious, how the hell did you become what you are...
Xin Zhao: sorry, who are you again?
Yasuo: You killed your brother, didn’t you. I fucking knew it!!
Yorick: Play me that bass riff again, it’s so G O O D
Yuumi: God you’re annoying. 
Zac: surprisingly enough, you’re an amazing bed.
Zed: You know what you should do..? Kill them all...heh, that’d be fun to watch..
Ziggs: I need you to make more bombs, for me...for research purposes..heh
Zilean: You are also annoying, stop knowing where I’ll be, stop. now.
Zoe: GOD, WHY ARE YOU ALL ANNOYING
Zyra: ...you provide the good kush.
Clean list below if anyone want’s to do it too!
I love reading them, tag me in them if you could! :D
Aatrox,
Ahri,
Akali,
Alistar,
Amumu,
Anivia,
Annie,
Aphelios,
Ashe,
Aurelion Sol,
Azir,
Bard,
Blitzcrank,
Brand,
Braum,
Caitlyn,
Camille,
Cassiopeia,
Cho'Gath,
Corki,
Darius,
Diana,
Dr. Mundo,
Draven,
Ekko,
Elise,
Evelynn,
Ezreal,
Fiddlesticks,
Fiora,
Fizz,
Galio,
Gangplank,
Garen,
Gnar,
Gragas,
Graves,
Hecarim,
Heimerdinger,
Illaoi,
Irelia,
Ivern,
Janna,
Jarvan IV,
Jax,
Jayce,
Jhin,
Jinx,
Kai'Sa,
Kalista,
Karma,
Karthus,
Kassadin,
Katarina,
Kayle,
Kayn,
Kennen,
Kha'Zix,
Kindred,
Kled,
Kog'Maw,
LeBlanc,
Lee Sin,
Leona,
Lillia,
Lissandra,
Lucian,
Lulu,
Lux,
Malphite,
Malzahar,
Maokai,
Master Yi,
Miss Fortune,
Mordekaiser,
Morgana,
Nami,
Nasus,
Nautilus,
Neeko,
Nidalee,
Nocturne,
Nunu and Willump,
Olaf,
Orianna,
Ornn,
Pantheon,
Poppy,
Pyke,
Qiyana,
Quinn,
Rakan,
Rammus,
Rek'Sai,
Renekton,
Rengar,
Riven,
Rumble,
Ryze,
Sejuani,
Senna,
Sett,
Shaco,
Shen,
Shyvana,
Singed,
Sion,
Sivir,
Skarner,
Sona,
Soraka,
Swain,
Sylas,
Syndra,
Tahm Kench,
Taliyah,
Talon,
Taric,
Teemo,
Thresh,
Tristana,
Trundle,
Tryndamere,
Twisted Fate,
Twitch,
Udyr,
Urgot,
Varus,
Vayne,
Veigar,
Vel'Koz,
Vi,
Viktor,
Vladimir,
Volibear,
Warwick,
Wukong,
Xayah,
Xerath,
Xin Zhao,
Yasuo,
Yorick,
Yuumi,
Zac,
Zed,
Ziggs,
Zilean,
Zoe,
Zyra,
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prodigal-ezreal · 6 years ago
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Nach Little Box of Hopes And Fears: Ezreal rework edition.
Let’s open this Pandora box, okay?
So, The Ezreal rework is probably hitting live somewhere at the end of the year after Worlds and the PBE during them, which gives us two months to sit, twiddle our thumbs and think. And Oh Boi! Have I thought! More under the cut because this Got Long.
This is all VERY subjective. Please take it with a grain of sea salt.
Let’s start from the beginning, as all organized matters should: What has Riot been doing with their reworks and Lore updates lately?
In my opinion, is give everyone and everything a place in the world, connecting characters and things that might have not been connected previously and retconning a few things along the way— With various degrees of success. The Darkin in Shurima are probably one of the biggest offenders here. While it gave them a place in Runaterra other than ‘Maybe aliens from another dimension/Old As Hell Demons’, Aatrox’s rework, Varus’s music video and Rhaast’s release never tied their designs or origins to anything Shuriman, from there the whiplash I got at least.
But that’s beside the point I’m trying to make. What’s Ezreal’s current state in the Lore?
Well, Ezreal has always been kind of in a weird spot post-institute, he’s from Piltover but has never had any strong affiliations or associations with the City State other than the place in which he spent his childhood, and now with the Piltover/Zaun and his own lore update, he has little ties in design as well! Back in the day, belts were all the rage in Piltover, now it’s more of an Art Deco thing —which I love— but Mr ‘I could probably go a week eating only the leather in my outfit’s belts and I still wouldn’t go hungry’ doesn’t fit anymore aesthetically. Shurima is still important to his character, since that’s where he got his gauntlet from, but as we can see from Elixir of Uloa, he’s not limited to exploring the desert, and to be honest? he never was.
Talking about design, it’s not that his design is horrendously bad, even if a bit ridiculous for his job (leather is not a breathable fabric), it just grew old. And it could have grown older! But the disparity between League’s current aesthetic/lore direction and Ezreal’s would have grown way too large for a champion so played. That’s why I reason they chose him, and not fiddlesticks or Udyr, for a VU/VO right now.
And here is where the box gets opened: let’s go first through the fears to have hope be sitting nice and pretty still inside at the end, okay?
I think everyone that follows me knows that, while I eat up any and all canon Ezreal content, I really don’t like the most recent approach Riot has had with his art: That Cutesy, Pixie Boy aesthetic that gets in my nerves and is present both in Star Guardian and the most recent World Championship skins. (Not to mention, they have gotten really lazy painting/modeling his face? I’d argue Ace of Spades has a prettier face than SG/SSG). Were his rework to take that direction for the sake of the good old ‘Ez is a girl’ joke, I’m going to be really sad about it. And Mad. Smad.
Not because I have a probelm with Ezreal not being your traditional hypermasculine fantasy male character, I quite enjoy that he isn’t, and if they were to tilt the scales in that direction to overfix the same joke, I’d still feel weird about it.
I think its easy to understand the fear of my favorite character being changed into the joke that has plagued him for years because of the homophobic fanbase that birthed it. My beef of course isn’t with male aligned people who don’t fit into the expectations of the gender, and it’s not my intention to imply that if you like the joke/ship, that you are contributing to your own oppression by reclaiming something they named as shameful— of course not. My beef is with the fact they claimed it shameful and that Riot is Not Woke Enough to pretend like it was their intention all along and they aren’t playing into the vices and prejuices of its fanbase. Let me explain.
Tar/ez or Eztar!c exists only because of the powerduo they used to be all the way back in Season 2, and persisted as an intracommunity joke because people just loved making fun of characters that didn’t quite fit with the usual Male Archetype(tm), Ezreal with his assumed ‘pretty boy’ looks (assumed because tbh no one was pretty back then) and lithe physique, and Taric with his ‘affeminate’ liking of gems. This joke, rooted in homophobia, turned both of their characters into jokes that Riot despite its best efforts because I mostly liked Taric’s rework, shut up, still l can’t completely overcome to this day, when the usage of ‘lol that’s so gay’ is not as negative as the beggining of the decade. It’s not like I think that it’s going to go away, I just fear it’s gonna get worse.
Not to mention! The wildly original, very alive horse that is the ‘Ez is a girl’ joke, comes from people forcing heterosexual roles into same gender relationships which, ew! That and his “Pretty anime boy” archetype, since those are also popular in yao! media (double ew). AND from the misogony that any male aligned person, or in less serious cases like this one, character, that doesn’t fall into line with the expectative of its gender, it’s marked as lesser. You might see this issues and think ‘I barely see that anymore’, which, fair. It has been in decline in the general Internet Population since the second half of the decade, but all of these problems stem from early 2010’s gamer culture so— Yeah. That’s another can of worms I am NOT opening.
TLDR: I feel like the the recent art direction comes from toxic places and I’m fearful Riot is gonna play into that instead of ignoring it.
It may be something else behind those decisions, but this is what my confirmation bias looks like.
Enough of unfounded fears I have now struck into your hearts because if I’m going to hell worrying about this, I’m gonna bring you all with me. Let’s think about hope.
My highest hopes for the update is that Riot plays into Ezreal’s lack of strong links— Not only do I think that it makes sense for a explorer to never truly belong in one place, it’s just easier and doesn’t force anything too alien to his character. I’d really like if they went for a ‘citizen of the world’ kind of deal. Make his design something based on Piltover but obviously worn and foreign, pepper his language with words from Shurima, Freljord, Ionia! Hell, with how big Noxus is, he’d have to learn to speak the language if he wanted to cross through it. I feel like he’s a wonderful opportunity to represent how diverse, yet interconnected Runnaterra is. I also feel like it plays into his fantasy of being a dashing —pun intended—young man who gets in and out of trouble, from adventure to adventure a la Indana Jones.
But going back to Riot’s Lore direction, we still need to tie him with somewhere, or at the very least, something.
Enter the world rune.
‘But Nach’ I hear you wail as I use either 50’s sellsman tactics or early 2000’s fanfic writer interrumptions to catch your attention, ‘World Runes are Ryze’s thing!’
Which, Fair. They are. I’m not saying Ezreal is gonna ‘prove himself to be able to let go of a World Rune’ since that is Ryze’s exclusive thing (even if the thought of that happening and Ez outright rejecting it cos Adventure sounds very appealing to me) I just want him to be tied to the missing World Rune because it makes sense for League’s token explorer to accidentaly stumble into the World Magic Battery.
Also because of the promo, but who knows. Maybe he wasn’t in the Ryze short precisely for that, maybe because since it had been so many years on the making, Ez wasn’t even in the Update Radar then and they just didn’t include him/made reference to him. It doesn’t matter, we don’t know. Time will tell.
Plus, him being tied to the World Rune would make Zoe’s fixation —as creepy as it is— make a bit more sense. If the Aspect Of Change that damned The Darkin is the same one we have today, It’d make her have more secretive, ulterior motives and connect her happy go lucky and childish personality to that mischeveous, manipulative persona we got to see in the Darkin story. If it turns out they are different, it still makes sense with Zoe’s Color story and IG characterization since she can’t seem to get serious about/remember what precisely she was supposed to omen.
TLDR Hopes: Just tie him to the world rune, it’d be cool. Also make him a fucking tutti fruti of cultures.
To tie it all up, I know there’s not much I can do but wait, since I am not active in the forums or the reddit community— but If I could feel in my heart Zoe was gonna have a crush on Ezreal when we got her ig teaser, then I do dare hope.
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Kind of part of @ringleaderising's Tooth application! But this was mostly a fun way to establish the dynamic between the leaders of the Realmwalker Corps. You can have competent leaders who care about you or you can have leaders who all get along! Anyway. From left to right, according to the pictures above: Udyr, Agramant, Verbena, Morien and Voltimand.
There were many things in his life that Agramant considered a waste of time, chief among them the biweekly meetings the heads of the Realmwalker Corps held. He’d attended enough of those meetings that he knew how every one went:
Verbena would go down the agenda with his usual steadfastness, then Morien, impatient as ever, would make a snide remark on the speed or the tone or the content of his delivery. Verbena would bring the whole meeting to a halt to address that. Morien would retort with her usual derisiveness, and on and on it would go until Voltimand put a stop to the quarrel.
They’d just finished fighting over a word that Verbena had stuttered slightly in pronouncing. Fortunately, there were only two more items left on the agenda. Agramant pinched the bridge of his nose with one claw and massaged his bad leg with the other, turning his exhale of pain into a sigh. Only a few more minutes now.
Pain momentarily forgotten, Agramant straightened.
“One more thing,” Udyr said. She shifted a few documents idly pushing four copies to each of the heads. “The Sentinels.”
Morien, who’d been crotchety and fidgety for the past thirty minutes, groaned and slammed her claw on the table. “Again? Stormcatcher take them all, I thought we were done with those pretentious fucks. That business with the obelisk who turns into dirt — ”
“Sand,” Verbena interjected, shooting Morien a withering stare. “Sacrosanct shifts into sand.”
“Sand,” Verbena interjected, shooting Morien a withering stare. “Sacrosanct shifts into sand.”
“They can shift into shit for all I care — ”
Voltimand’s voice rang out, silencing them both: “Udyr. Continue.”
Udyr slid four copies across the table. Agramant inclined his head in thanks; he rarely spoke in meetings and most of the heads usually forgot he was there.
It was a case file. Not one of theirs, Agramant observed as he flipped it open.
“Where did you get this?” Voltimand asked. Her voice was light but there was an accusation in those words. “This is Sentinel material.”
Udyr shrugged, unfazed. “You have your spies, I have mine. Have you read it?”
Agramant turned his attention back to the file. Grinning grotesquely up at him was a guardian clad in tattered rags, a wicked-looking cleaver at her side. Young, Agramant decided, but judging by the bones she clad herself in, she knew how to use that weapon. Her teeth were unusual too: she had swapped a few with gaudy prosthetics. Gems, mismatched bone, precious metals. Her eyes were a red so bright they almost glowed.
She had a dagger sheathed at her side that looked familiar. Agramant squinted, connecting the dots. Efficient.
“Fuck,” Morien breathed. “Agramant, you’d love this girl — she doesn’t even waste her own teeth. How many of those do you think she’s made?”
He ignored that. His eyes skimmed over the next few sections. Last known location, favoured weapons, known magic, familial ties, casualties…
And stopped. Status: In Pursuit, written in a hasty hand. Instructions: Detain. Eliminate as last resort.
Udyr waited till they were all finished. Verbena was the first to speak, “What does this have to do with us?”
“Target?” Morien bared her teeth, her eyes alight with excitement. “I can set Hemera on her. Give me five days.”
Udyr said causally, “Not a target. A recruit.”
Verbena shot to his feet and gave an outraged shout at the same moment Voltimand said, “Absolutely not.”
In that same level voice, Udyr replied, “She’s a necromancer. She’ll be an asset.”
“I don’t doubt it,” Verbena growled, “but she hardly seems sane. The Sentinels only demand detention when the target has harmed one of theirs. We stay out of their business, they stay out of ours. This isn’t an ‘enemy of my enemy situation’.”
“I didn’t say it was. I’ll take it your vote is a no.”
“It is. And it’s hers too.” Verbena jerked his head at Voltimand, who shook her head gravely at Udyr.
Voltimand pushed the file back. “Verbena’s right. I can’t see her as one of our own.”
“Morien?”
The fathom had been unsually quiet during this exchange. She looked up now, her claw tracing patterns into the table, and asked, “Why her?”
Verbena swore aloud as Voltimand sighed defeatedly, reclining in her chair.
For the first time tonight, Udyr grinned. Agramant averted his eyes. That expression on Udyr’s face was as unnatural as rain falling upwards. She said, “Reports of strange and impossible quantities of magic appearing out of nowhere, groups of dragons gathering before it happens to siphon it up. Strange groups, too, affected in their own way by that magic. It doesn’t happen often — or at least we don’t hear about it often. Rumour has it that she — ” Udyr tapped the case file “ — comes from one of those clans.”
“What would you do with that information, hm? That strange magic? ” Verbena barked.
Udyr glanced at him coolly. “What would we do, you mean. The same as our predecessors: we assess and we decide. The Corps is sworn to face the unknown head-on; don’t tell me you’re afraid now.”
Morien lifted her chin and said, “Then I vote yes.”
“Good. Agramant?”
Agramant gave a start. His leg twinged in protest, and he had to force himself to relax, exhaling through his nose till the pain went away on its own. The group was silent now, everyone’s attention turned to him.
“Recruiting’s not my department,” he managed, trying to keep his voice as steady as he could.
“Still.” Udyr’s voice was quiet. Insistent. There was no weaseling his way out of this one.
“You can abstain,” Voltimand said reassuringly. “Besides, Udyr, we can’t interfere in Sentinel busine — ”
Morien snapped, “You just don’t want him to vote!”
“No, you insolent child, internal affairs has no sway over — ” That was Verbena, rising to his usual fury.
“Fuck you, old man!”
Agramant took a deep breath. He considered the file again as though it would yield further secrets upon a second round of scrutiny. Sure, she was young. Inexperienced in the ways of the world. Why Udyr wanted her to join the Realmwalkers Agramant could probably guess. Any way he looked at it, she’d probably bring trouble crashing down upon all their heads.
Sworn to face the unknown head-on.
Ah, hell. Why not? There was no guarantee they’d be able to snatch her out from under the Sentinels’ noses anyway.
“I vote yes.”
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Funniest League of Legends Jokes on the Internet
When it comes to jokes, there are plenty of then out there, but they are even funnier when they are about our favorite games League of Legends is no different, and the bright and witty minds of the internet have come together to compile one of the largest collection of jokes about a fandom that is currently out there Just do a quick search for “League of Legends” jokes and you will find plenty of websites that feature them.
Dig a little deeper by hanging out on LOL forums and talking to people in-game and you’ll come across many more jokes But you don’t have to do all that work to get the biggest chuckle from LOL jokes, because we’ve scoured the internet and found the best League of Legends jokes out there, and then used super-secret-sciency formulas to rank and categorize them and have listed them here You don’t have to hang out LOLNexus and wait for the perfect joke to come along All you have to do is read below Here’s one to get you started:
Q: Why does Teemo live in a small house?
A: He doesn’t need mushroom
Best Q & A League of Legend Jokes
Q & A jokes are the most popular of the jokes out there for League of Legends players. Plus, these funny League of Legends jokes are all about characters in the game.
That seems to be the most creative outlet when it comes to creating these jokes. Lot os these funniest LOL jokes are the same ones that you will have made with your friends, but the Q & A section is definitely the biggest here. We have saved some of the best worst Q & A jokes for a lower section, but you should be able to get a laugh out of most of these.
There were a lot more jokes out there than just these, but we had to skip a few of them because the touched on racial or overly sensitive topics, or were simply sexual in nature (and in bad taste as well). Here are the very best of the Q & A jokes that we were able to find.
Q: Why didn’t Sivir win the spelling bee?
A: Because she could only spell shield
Q: Why did Fzz fall off his trident?
A: Because he’s unbalanced!
Q: What do you call Malphite getting a double kill against Azir and Anivia?
A: Killing two birds with one stone
Q: Why did Fiddlestick get promoted?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field
Q: Why do chefs love cooking for Ekko?
A: Because he always goes back 4 seconds
Q: Why is Yasuo the best roommate?
A; Because he always HASAKEY
Q: What’s the Yordles’ most hated phone carrier?
A: Teemobile
Q: What’s Vayne’s favourite site?
A: Tumblr
Q: What do you call a Blitzcrank with 6 Triforces?
A: A really expensive hooker
Q: Why is Tf an illegal immigrant?
A: Because he doesn’t have a green card
Q: Who is the most academically successful female champion?
A: Jinx She got A’s while the rest of them got D’s
Q: Why can’t Olaf find a handicapped parking spot?
A: He can’t be disabled
Q: Why did the manaless Syndra run from the teamfight?
A: She didn’t have the balls
Q: What do you call a game-winning laser?
A: Viktor-E
Q: How does Janna shield her allies?
A: With Ease (With E’s)
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it’s a Jarvan
Q: Why is Zilean the master of time?
A: Because he’s got a Zilean clocks!
Q: What do you call an AFK Shyvana?
A: A statikk Shyv!
Q: What is a marksman’s least favorite plant?
A: A-kali Flower!
Q: What do you call a Renekton support?
A: Gatoraide!
Q: What do you call a Camille that’s stealthed?
A: A Camille-eon
Q: Why did Nami fail her final year at school?
A: All her grades were under C!
Q: What did Aurelion Sol say when he bumped his leg on a wall?
A: Ao, my shin!
Q: What do you call a Warwick that’s MIA?
A: A wherewolf!
Q: What is the secret League of Legends religion that every player follows?
A: Siontology!
Q: What do Rammus and Malphite listen to?
A: Rock ‘n’ Roll! Ok
Q: Why can’t Gangplank play cards?
A: Because he’s always standing on the deck!
Q: Did you know that Alistar is dyslexic?
A: He always goes oom!
Q: What do you do to a toxic Zyra?
A: Repot them!
Q: How long does it take to save up enough money for a Locket?
A: Aegis
Q: What do you call Renekton wearing a vest?
A: An In-vest-igator!
Q: What’s Lee Sin’s favorite game mode?
A: Blind pick!
Q: Where does Fiora water her plants?
A: En garden!
Q: How does Sona charge her phone?
A: With a Power Chord!
Q: What do you call Kennen when he is stunned in Lightning Rush?
A: Static Electricity
Q: How many bronze players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Who knows – They can’t climb the ladder
Q: Why is Yasuo never locked out of his house?
A: Because he always Hasaki!
Q: Why was Caitlyn pulled over on the highway?
A: She was going AD miles per hour
Q: Why did Riot take off LeBlanc’s silence?
A: So she can hear the screams of her enemy as she one shots them
Best One-Liner League Jokes
Some of the best jokes out there from League of Legends players came as one-liner jokes. These have been pulled from around a dozen different sources, including the official game forums. It is impossible to know who to credit these jokes to, as they are repeated and passed around so many times until the originator of the joke is impossible to discern. Plus, some of these are pretty obvious, and were probably thought up by more than one LOL player at once. Check out these hilarious one-liner jokes straight from other players.
Lee Sin walks into a bar and into a chair, and into a table
Brand got banned for flaming
At the start of the game, Blitz said “Let’s go invade!” Then he ran very fast using his ‘W’ skill
Sometimes Volibear tells me jokes, but I just can’t bear them
Yorick walks into a bar, there is no counter
100 people followed Singed on Twitter They all died
You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time
Katarinas dark secret is that she’s prone to getting dizzy
Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he’s a troll
Mordekaiser really hates airport security
Shacos darkest secret is that he’s afraid of children
Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he’s Arthas
Amumus favorite emote is /cry
Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns
Once Evelynn almost choked to death, but nobody could tell
Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel
When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing
For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches
Soraka hates the saying “when you hear hoof beats, think horses”
Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market
Ryze’s big secret is a real shocker!
When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n’ Roll!
When Udyr masturbates, is it considered bestiality?
Maplphite once took swimming lessons. He doesn’t like to talk about it
Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved. So, don’t do drugs, kids.
Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.
Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double! Turns out it was just Shaco playing a prank!
Taric’s mother thinks he’s a real gem!
Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary! She’s his girlfriend!
Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone’s got a light?
Once Kog’maw had a cold, but no one could tell.
Tristana is disappointed that it’s never a rocket in your pocket.
Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.
You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina? He knocked her up!
Did you see Annie dance last night? She was on fire!
We would tell you a Pantheon joke but there are over 300 of them…
Noc Noc? Who’s There? Daaaaaaaaaarrknesssss
Best “Yo’Momma” LOL Jokes
One of the categories that seems to be severely lacking in the League of Legends joke world is the “Yo Momma” joke. These are a staple of any comedy gathering, and other games have tons of Yo Momma” jokes about them. But we were only able to find a few. Maybe you can come up with some of your own jokes in this category and add them to the game forums and other places where players congregate. In the meantime, check out these jokes, and remember, we are certain that YOUR momma is a very nice person and that none of these jokes actually apply to her personally.
Yo momma is so fat, Cho’gath feasted on her and gained full stacks
Yo momma so ugly she feared Nocturne!
Yo momma so fat, Fiddlesticks drained her and got diabetes!
Your mum is so fat she has to recall twice to get back to base.
Yo momma so fat, when Singed tried to Fling her, he broke his back
Best Worst Jokes about League of Legends
As we sifted through thousands of jokes to make this compilation, one thing became very clear: there were lots of jokes out there that really should just have been drug out into the street and shot. But some of those terrible jokes were so terrible that they were actually funny. Those are the ones that we felt compelled to include here. If you laugh at these, then you probably need to get some better jokes in your life. If you groan…well..don’t blame us. We didn’t write them. We wouldn’t admit it if we did.
Q: What does Mordekaiser hate the most?
A: Airport Security
Q: What do you call a Lucian that goes AFK?
A: A Black Leaver
Q: How do you beat Orianna?
A: Ochris Brown
Q: What car does Garen drive?
A: A FORD EMACIAAAA
Q: Why is Riven such a broken champion?
A: Because a sword mirrors its owner
Q:How many platinum 1 players do you need to replace a light bulb ?
A: None, they would break the ladder and blame everyone for it
Olaf: Hey Elise do you know what counters Vi the most?
Elise: No what?
Olaf: Me, because I’m a VI-king
A family was driving along on a road trip
Little kid: Ahri there yet? Ahri there yet? Ahri we there yet? Ahri there yet?
Q: Why does Viktor make a great friend?
A: Because he always has a spare helping hand!
Q: Why does Viktor always win his lane?
A: Because he always has the upper hand!
Q: Why couldn’t the potato play ADC?
A: Because no one would peel for him
Q: How do you troll players in League of Legends?
A: Yorick roll them!
Q: Why is Master Yi’s Q so buggy?
A: Because it’s “alpha” strike!
Teemo walks into a bar. “I’ll have a glass of water, please!”
(2 seconds later)
Bartender: “Here’s your wat… wait, where’d he go?”
Best League of Legends Pick-Up Lines
One of the League of Legends humor categories that was simply stuffed was the pick-up line category. Now, only a girl (or a guy) who actually played LOL would get these jokes. Anyone else would simply look at you as if you were crazy. There were hundreds and hundreds of jokes in this category, but we didn’t have the room for all of them, so we pared them down to some of the ones that made us chuckle. Remember, you use these jokes at your own risk. If you don’t have a significant other, you probably won’t after you use these pick-up lines either. If you already do have a partner, then you might be without one if you use these lines on them too. Let’s take a look at some of the best League of Legends pick-up lines.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I’d have to call Sheriff Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.
You know, if Ezreal saw you, he’d need a map. He’d get lost in your eyes.
Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from a distance!
Is your name Janna? Because you blow me away.
Hey girl, wanna come back to my base and check out my Needlessly Large Rod?
Are you an AD carry? Because I’m fired up and ready to serve.
Are you Cassiopeia? Because when I stare at you I get hard.
Are you Orianna? Because you can play with my balls.
Can I invade your jungle?
Can I put my doran blade in your doran ring?
Can I tap your dark spheres?
Did I mention its mating season?
Do you main Ahri? Because I find you charming.
Even if you were Singed I would still chase after you.
Girl you’re like draven – spinning me around town.
The League of Legends URF/NURF April Fool’s Joke
One of the jokes that we found to be the funniest didn’t actually come from the players. Many players will remember the URF and NURF April Fool’s jokes that Riot trolled everyone with if they have been playing LOL for any length of time. If you are new to the game, or for some reason, you haven’t heard about these, then allow us to enlighten you, because this was really a great prank, and the fact that Riot was able to change it and do it again – and fool everyone again – made it even better.
Okay, so the story starts with URF – a new game mode that the company claimed was going to be introduced temporarily to see how it worked out. The developer called it URF, which stood for Ultra Rapid Fire. It was supposed to make everything thousands of times faster, including attack speed, movement, crit damage and even gold was supposed to increase. Mana costs and cooldown times were also supposed to have gone up. Of course, the company made this announcement just before April 1st, and it turned out to be an April Fool’s Joke.
But then, they brought it back once again, this time calling it NURF (for New Ultra Rapid Fire) and it had the following specifications:
+100% mana and energy cost on all abilities
+200% cooldown inflation on abilities, items and summoner spells
+225 movement speed reduction
+200% delay between basic attacks
Critical strikes deal 50% of base AD
Units critically strike on 150% of attacks
Of course, that was exactly the opposite of “URF” and this one wasn’t real either. It was just another April Fool’s joke that fooled people..again.
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LoL Champion Birthday  (By release date) Masterlist
Tired of trying to find out when your fav champs birthday is (when they were released)? Well look no futher. Killaburn on the League of Legends message board has made a handy list of all the champion’s birthdates from when they were officially released into the game:
From the link: https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/story-art/w5riWgtE-champion-birthday-master-list-according-to-release-dates
Champion Birthday Master List [ According To Release dates ]
As in, release day. VGU releases doesn't affect their first releases.
January 4 Caitlyn 13 Poppy 17 Renekton & Sejuani 23 Thresh
February 1 Karma & Ziggs & Jhin 2 Pantheon & Gragas 14 Nautilus 16 Maokai 21 Teemo, Twisted Fate, Fiddlesticks, Alistar, Kayle, Sion, Sivir, Soraka, Jax, Warwick, Tristana, Ryze, Morgana, Master Yi, Annie, Nunu, Ashe 24 Mordekaiser 27 Vel'Koz 29 Fiora
March 1 Jarvan IV & Quinn 11 Bard 15 Nocturne 16 Ezreal 20 Lulu 24 Shen & Aurelion Sol 29 Zac
April 1 Lee Sin 8 Kennen 12 Brand 18 Zilean & Singed & Hecarim 19 Rakan & Xayah 26 Rumble 27 Garen 30 Lissandra
May 1 Tryndamere & Twitch & Evelynn 8 Varus 10 Vayne 11 Akali 12 Braum 18 Taliyah 23 Darius 28 Ekko
June 1 Malzahar & Orianna 6 Draven 9 Olaf 13 Aatrox 12 Karthus 22 Yorick 24 Kog'Maw 26 Cho'Gath & Amumu
July 7 Jayce 9 Tahm Kench 10 Rammus & Anivia 11 Tham Kench 12 Kayn 13 Leona & Xin Zhao 24 Zyra & Veigar 26 Wukong 27 Vladimir
August 7 Kassadin & Diana 9 Skarner 10 Galio & Kled 12 Gnar 19 Gangplank & Taric 20 Rengar 22 Lucian 24 Talon & Urgot
September 2 Malphite & Dr.Mundo & Blitzcrank & Janna 8 Miss Fortune 13 Syndra 14 Riven 16 Azir 19 Katarina & Corki 20 Sona 27 Kha'Zix
October 1 Nasus 5 Swain & Xerath & Ivern 10 Jinx & Heimerdinger & Shaco 14 Kindred 19 Lux & Graves 26 Elise
November 1 Shyvana 2 LeBlanc 13 Zed 15 Fizz 16 Irelia 19 Kalista 24 Illaoi 29 Volibear
December 1 Trundle 2 Udyr 7 Nami & Camille 11 Rek'Sai 13 Yasuo 14 Cassiopeia & Ahri 17 Nidalee 19 Vi 29 Viktor
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League of Legends Tier List - LOL Tier List 2019
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League of Legends Tier List: The Most Powerfull LoL Tier List for Solo Queue & Flex Queue 5v5 Summoner Rift and Tier List provides League of Legends players with Challenger Elo insight. which actually player can be played the Best by this "LOL Tier List" 2018. So you will be going to find out the best way and the List of the LOL Tier List which makes you to Get the best game that can give you more and more Pleasure for sure. LOL Tier List Explanation: There is the Two LEGACY and NEW LoL Tier List are the same champion as the current tier. But you will find the only the Differences is that the Listing formats that you will observe in this League of Legends Tier List. You will also check the different Tier system that will make you more knowledgeable and also gives to play better. If you want to know about these LOL tier list such as S tier, God Tier etc. You don't need to get confused because this is the guide which makes you super clear about the Tier List. These tier lists will make your work so easy that can be a benefit for you and also peoples are always getting confused while making and forming the tier list. so we have listed the different types of tier list which makes everything easy and awesome. S tier Ranking system is the New Uses ranking system is the actually displays the New Uses every champion and their role together also called S tier Ranking System. God Tier Ranking System: LEGACY simply use the Old ranking system FOrmats which means you will see same champions, same data, just displayed in another different way. There ate also Other navigates available they actually show other tier lists (3v3, Assassin, Bruiser, Mid Lane etc.) The Higher Ban will display the Highest Ban Rate Champions and also it just Cinatilns the Highest Pick Rate which is the ANither best Tiers of above S tier, God tier, and other LOL Tier lists.  
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This League of Legends Tier List is just Up to date which you will Be going to See with all the Top Tier list that Includes many other Top Tier Alo will be there in this League of Legend Tier List Guide. Best Champion Picks/Bans that everyone can Rank in the Flex Queue for Season Rewards. There are also lots of much other Bonus league tier list such you may see for each lane and role and also Flex Queue & Solo Queue Tier List. Patch Changes Log, complete with Champion Tier List Guides which include n the below that you will see the best Tier which is listed below that you will able to see that can be the most Patch Changes Log, Complete with Champion Tier List Guides. For the More solution, you can also visit Reddit league of legends.
League of Legends Tier List 2019:
Follow the Below LOL Tier List which you will feel happy and which is also very useful for further Tire also has there are the Tire Categories which you will find in different Tier List. Each Tier List has its own Benefits to make the thing done very easy. If you are looking for the best tier list and you are not able to make the string tier list this is the guide for you. There the Different Kinds of Tier list that you can Simply Follow the below and the Tier list follows S - God Tier, B Good, C and Follows On. Just have a Look the Below various Categories Lists that are useful for you. All the Various Tier Lists in the Individuacategorieses are the Just you have to know and you don't need to Get confused in one to another. these League of Legends Tier List is always you just need to Follow without getting any Confusion. S: GOD TIER Janna Warwick Anivia Nami Swain Xayah Sion Gangplank Darius Jhin Ezreal Kha'Zix Rengar Zed A STRONG Shyvana Singed Jax Nocturne Teemo Twitch Fizz Sivir Kayn Swain Veigar Ahri Caitlyn Blitzcrank Lulu Brand Vladimir Varus Soraka Draven Vayne Xerath Bard Illaoi Yasuo Morgana Fiora Tristana Alistar Jarvan IV Evelynn Zac Katarina B: GOOD Kayle Cassiopeia Udyr Vel'Koz Ekko Talon Shaco Taric Kled Ashe Jinx Lux Master Yi Kog'Maw Xerath Volibear Sona Rakan Karthus Tryndamere Renekton Sejuani Garen Braum Miss Fortune Nidalee Olaf Zyra Camille Zoe Thresh Kalista Vladimir Lucian Corki C: AVERAGE Wukong Nunu Kindred Xin Zhao Brand Yorick LeBlanc Skarner Malzahar Twisted Fate Dr. Mundo Olaf Vel'Koz Riven Rek'Sai Rengar Orianna Urgot Zilean Camille Cho'Gath Shen Irelia Tahm Kench Veigar Ziggs Leona Aatrox Hecarim Kassadin Lux Graves Karma Lee Sin Viktor Ryze D: BELOW AVERAGE Morgana Aurelion Sol Vi Wukong Diana Malphite Amumu Rammus Trundle Maokai Jax Lissandra Jayce Twitch Taliyah Nautilus Fiddlesticks Syndra Gnar Zoe Miss Fortune E: WEAK Riven Singed Mordekaiser Karma Annie Pantheon Elise Akali Kennen Shen Rumble Ivern Ornn Tahm Kench Poppy Galio Azir Teemo Gragas League of Legends Tier List: The Rest of the LOLTier List you can check out here. When it comes to the League of Legends Tier List most of the people are always try to Find the best List to work best for them to Success. God Tier: Swain Sion Gangplank Darius Fiora Jungle Warwick Shyvana Kayn Kha'Zix Rengar Mid Lane Anivia Swain Ahri Xerath Zed AD Carry Twitch Xayah Jhin Tristana Ezreal Support Sion Janna Nami Lulu Brand Tier 1: Top Lane Singed Teemo Kled Illaoi Yasuo Renekton Nasus Camille Vladimir Jungle Jax Nocturne Master Yi Volibear Sejuani Jarvan IV Evelynn Nidalee Zac Mid Lane Vel'Koz Ekko Fizz Veigar Vladimir Yasuo Katarina Corki AD Carry Sivir Jinx Kog'Maw Caitlyn Varus Draven Vayne Miss Fortune Lucian Support Taric Blitzcrank Soraka Bard Rakan Morgana Alistar Thresh Tier 2: Top Lane Yorick Tryndamere Olaf Garen Trundle Riven Jax Urgot Cho'Gath Volibear Irelia Jayce Jungle Nunu Kindred Udyr Shaco Xin Zhao Skarner Rek'Sai Olaf Camille Hecarim Graves Lee Sin Mid Lane Cassiopeia Talon Lux Brand LeBlanc Diana Malzahar Twisted Fate Orianna Zoe Ziggs Taliyah Kassadin Viktor Ryze AD Carry Ashe Kai'Sa Support Sona Vel'Koz Braum Zyra Zilean Shen Tahm Kench Leona Lux Fiddlesticks Karma Tier 3: Top Lane Malphite Pantheon Maokai Shen Ornn Gnar Poppy Jungle Vi Amumu Rammus Fiddlesticks Elise Kai'Sa Mid Lane Aurelion Sol Annie Syndra Galio Azir AD Carry Support Nautilus Conclusion: This is the "League of Legends Tier List "  There are some Wukong, Gnar, Riven, Hecarim, Irelia can play on the jungles and both Solid as well. for any Doubts and for more LOL Tier List do let me know in the comment section below. Read the full article
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League of Legends Discord Servers You Need to Join
OpinionLeague of Legends Discord Servers You Need to JoinNo matter if youre new to League of Legends or youve been playing for years everyone needs a LoL partner Unfortunately finding one isnt as easy as it sounds Even with million monthly players out there finding that perfect match can be trickyLuckily there are plenty of League of Legends communities outside the game that allows players to chat about LoL all day long Thanks to the introduction of Discord its now easier than ever to find a League of Legends chat room To point you in the right direction were taking a look at the best League of Legends discord serversIn no particular order here are our top Discord server picksThe first LoL Discord server on our list is the official rLeagueofLegends server If you spend a lot of time on Reddit then youve probably come across this subreddit more than once With over million subscribers its a super popular subreddit full of discussions and all things LoL You probably thought there was no need for another chat group but obviously there isFeaturing various rooms for duos and dedicated teams there is also a LoL trivia game you can try while queuing in ranked In addition to this you can also discuss live streams as they happen and take part in some tournaments with prizes With thousands of members to talk to if youre looking for a duo partner or just want to talk all things LoL Then this is the discord server for youAnother popular subreddit on Reddit is rsummonerschool which is where everyone goes to learn some new skills and tricks for LoL The subreddit itself is a great resource but if you truly want to learn how to improve your LoL skills then you probably want to jump on voice chatTheir Discord is full of members and even have their own mentoring room where players post their videos to be reviewed by other players They also have a whole host of different Discord bots which do useful things such as gather realtime stats for your summoner or any champion your wish If you want to improve your LoL skills in the shortest amount of time possible then joining this Discord is a mustWhen it comes to keeping up to date with the latest updates and developments in League of Legends nothing comes close to Surrender at With their detailed and informative posts you probably thought it couldnt get any better However since their posts can attract literally hundreds of comments Surrender at decided to launch their very own Discord server Not only does this make chatting a lot easier but its also a great place to keep up to date with the latest news in LoLNo matter if youre a diehard LoL fan or just want to know whats happening in the LoL world this Discord is a must joinLearning how to become better at LoL can be hard especially when you dont have a mentor League of Mentoring is hoping to solve that problem with their new Discord server Full of coaches and mentors in Diamond and above users from any League can join to learn how to improve their skillsMentoring lessons include VOD reviews and OPGG reviews from some high ranked players They also have a range of notable mentors including ex C analyst ofgsaiph and the Udyr in EUW If you want to take your LoL skills to the next level then be sure to give this Discord a tryIf youve been following the LoL eSports scene for long enough then youve probably heard of the Immortals team Having played in various LCS and Worlds tournaments Immortals are no strangers to the eSports scene To bring fans players and team members closer together Immortals launched their own Discord server for players to chatMembers of the Discord server can meet chat and even game with fellow IMT fans players and staff If you think you can go head to head with a pro eSports player then this is your chance Join this Discord server and challenge everyone to a duel Just promise to tell us if you win or loseAside from players who just
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