#c the unofficial meme queen

[islesnucks]

[islesnucks]

I love how they always look so confused, like they have no clue why they are there, they are completely innocent

beau is like, mat likes it in here, gotta try it

[islesnucks]

why do they look like a father who has been called to the principals office to discuss his sons inability to read or write?

"see Mr Lee we cant keep on ignoring this problem, mathew couldn't even write his name, he wrote matewh"

"sorry dad I knew it had an h but didn't know where to put it-"

"shut up mat, we'll talk at home"

[yoon-kooks]

Witch Hazel- Pt.4

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: FanficWriter!Jungkook, Idol!Reader, College!AU, Angst, Fluff

Summary: There are two students in your art class with a secret: you and the quiet Jeon Jungkook. You’re a problematic idol singer, infamous for your ice cold reputation and perpetual resting bitch face; he’s the artist and author behind the viral comic series based on a certain ice queen idol. After a blowup of destructive rumors, lost motivation and inevitable solitude, you stumble upon Jungkook’s comic and find a new and unexpected light.

Word Count: 3.5k

Warnings: none

Parts: 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // ?

A/N: my hope is that the idol industry can one day become a safer place for those who have dedicated their lives to making others happy ❤️

-

“Let me guess, you’re the type who needs to feel needed but also pushes people away?”

“How would you know that, Bunny Boy?”

“It’s my power.”

“You have powers too?” Snow blinks her pretty blue eyes. “Can you read minds?”

“I certainly can’t read minds,” Bunny Boy laughs. “But I am pretty good at reading hearts.”

“Oh yeah? What’s my heart feeling right now?”

“Well for starters, you seem to be annoyed by me prying too deep.”

“You are annoying.”

“And you also think I’m kinda cute.”

“I do not!”

You giggle into your phone screen for the hundredth time as you read through the latest Witch Hazel update. With the reveal of another character with secret powers, you wonder what Snow will make out of him. A friend? An ally? Or perhaps just someone who gets her.

Beneath the last comic panel of Snow rolling her eyes at the unofficially named Bunny Boy, you find cute little comments from the author.

“all i hope is for snow to take care of herself during this hiatus”

“even if it’s only a tiny amount, maybe witch hazel can help supplement as new snow content for now;;;;;;”

“ah i didnt mean to sound as if i were anywhere near snow’s level or anything;;;;;;”

“i just hope she knows she doesnt have to carry any burden all on her own”

“she has people on her side”

Your face doesn’t know whether to smile or shed tears, so you do a combination of both. It’s true, you’ve always felt alone. Always. No matter how many staff members it takes to produce an album or how many fans buy that album, you’ve never once felt that people could look beyond your idol music, your icy eyes, your mask.

But that’s exactly why you’re taking a break. You need to separate your worth from the music attached to your name. You need to prove to yourself that you’re more than what the critics and magazines say. And you’re only realizing it now that you can’t do it alone.

If only you had your own jk.seagull in your life. You’re sure the two of you would mesh well together.

-

“Where is that kid?” Taehyung pats the empty seat next to him before class starts. “He never skips class. I remember one time he literally rejected a date with a super cute girl because he ‘had to get to class’. Can you believe that?”

“Knowing Jungkook, I’d believe it,” you shrug. It does feel oddly empty without his presence, though.

“Oh really? You know all there is to know about the mysterious phenomenon that is Jeon Jungkook? It sounds like you guys got real acquainted on that date the other day.”

“It wasn’t a date, Taehyung. It was a meeting for a group project that you didn’t show up to.”

“Well it all evens out since Jungkook didn't show up today. Who knows, maybe you won’t show up tomorrow.”

“I’m sure he has a good reason for being absent. Unlike you.” You have to admit, it does worry you a little. Especially after the hints of doubt Jungkook expressed about his own beautiful art. You wish he knew how amazing of an artist he really is.

“What are you talking about? My reason was valid.”

“Having your cock sucked for five hours straight is not a valid reason, by the way.” You roll your eyes. “Let me guess, today you have a threesome scheduled after class and dinner date at 5?”

“Ouch, you don’t have to be so harsh, Y/N.” Taehyung pretends to be offended, but he doesn’t deny your comment either. “You’re really his type, you know.”

“I’m whose type?”

“Jungkook’s.”

“Where is this coming from all of a sudden?”

“I’ve said this before, but you’re a lot like Snow.”

“How?”

“In how you present yourself,” Taehyung says. “You and her both come across as cold and heartless, but somehow I don’t buy it.” He doesn’t buy what? That you’re just as much of a bitch on the inside too? Ha.

“Jungkook must have weird taste then,” you shrug. Because in your opinion, you’re not exactly an easy person to love.

“But-” Taehyung is cut off by the professor starting class. You don’t know what more he could’ve said to make you change your mind anyway.

“There won’t be any lecture for today’s class.” Your professor is busy typing away at her computer, perhaps trying to get caught up on paperwork and grading old assignments. “Instead, I want you all to take this time to work on your group projects. You may leave the classroom if you must, but remember to stay on task!”

With that, your classmates jam out of the room as if they were just freed from prison. You hear a couple of friends deciding which boba place to try out. Another group, the overachievers of the class, head somewhere outside to actually work on the project. Taehyung, too, looks as if there’s somewhere else he needs to be.

“So I-”

“Go ahead and get laid,” you sigh, shooing the boy away with your hand. “We’ll work next time when all three of us are here.”

“Thanks, Y/N! You get me,” Taehyung waves bye before dashing off.

You wave back as the hall clears out around you. It seems everyone else has found somewhere to go. Everyone except you.

But it’s fine. You’re fine.

Buzz! You jump at the sudden phone notification that seems to echo off the walls of the empty hall. Oh look, it’s a text from your only friend.

10:32AM jinnie❤️ “good morning ^O^// just checking in on you”

10:33AM jinnie❤️ “how are you holding up with everything?”

“I’m fine!” you mumble rather aggressively to yourself, sliding your ass down onto the filthy hallway floor before texting back. Your chunky guitar case sits in your lap like a baby so it doesn’t get dirty.

10:34AM Y/N “i miss seeing you at work everyday :((((”

10:34AM Y/N “lololololol jk”

10:35AM Y/N “fuck work, am i right”

10:36AM jinnie❤️ “Y/N”

10:37AM Y/N “😒”

10:37AM Y/N “im fine”

10:38AM jinnie❤️ “thats exactly what people say when theyre not fine”

But you are fine. You’re completely fine with sitting all alone in an empty hallway, texting your only friend who also happens to be your manager.

10:39AM jinnie❤️ “what are you doing now?”

You pick up your guitar and start walking away. Obviously, you can’t tell him what you were actually doing because it would worry him too much. But you can’t lie to him either.

10:41AM Y/N “if you really must know”

You wait until you arrive at your new location before answering Seokjin’s million-dollar question. You’ve found your place.

10:45AM Y/N “im practicing in the music room before my theory class starts”

He sends you the Surprised Pikachu meme but also a few supportive comments.

10:46AM jinnie❤️ “good luck!”

10:46AM jinnie❤️ “and if you ever need something, please reach out to me!”

10:47AM jinnie❤️ “ill be checking in on you every now and then, but please enjoy your time off~”

10:48AM Y/N “thank you seokjin”

With your manager off your back, you settle into the empty music classroom and pull your trusty guitar out of its case. The flat and out of tune strings remind you of how long it’s been since the last time you touched the guitar. Because despite carrying it around wherever you go, it’s all for show.

In all honesty, you’re too afraid to let others hear, and yet, part of you wants them to know. You want them to know you’re an artist in your own right—without the judgment. But that’s asking for too much from this cruel world. Especially when you know you aren’t there yet.

One by one, you turn the pegs on your guitar, fine tuning each string by ear. That’s always been your secret talent, and maybe that’s how you’ve never been off-key since the moment you said your first words. If there was one thing you had going for you as an idol, it was that.

Once all the strings are tuned, you just sit there, staring at your fingers curved naturally in the C chord position. The muscle memory is still very much ingrained in you, but so are the scars. The last time you actually held your guitar, you were told you weren’t good enough. So you ended up settling for something else.

Today, however, you want to change that. You shouldn’t let several people’s opinions determine what you can or can’t amount to just because they were the professionals of the industry who supposedly “knew” what they were doing. They didn’t know you then, and they certainly don’t know you now. They don’t even know your real name.

But that’s okay. Having a secret identity makes you feel as though you can someday become a true superhero, someone who makes the world a better place from behind the scenes. In that sense, you want to be someone like your current favorite person on the internet, jk.seagull. You don’t know him, nor do you know his real name.

All you know is that his craft makes you happy.

With the funny fanfic boy in mind, you glance up to make sure the coast is clear before taking your first strum. Despite the dullness of your old worn-out strings, what your ears hear is crisp and bright.

-

You aren’t sure how much time has passed since you began singing along to a melody only you know, but you’re suddenly pulled back into reality with a single mention of her from outside the classroom.

“What do you think about the Snow news?”

“It’s honestly sad.”

“With how little she contributes to her music, I really don’t think she deserves a break.”

“She should just keep going. How hard is it to sing a few songs? I hope she knows she’s letting a lot of people down just so she could relax.”

“Or better yet, she should just retire early.”

You set down your guitar on the piano bench. You’ve heard quite enough and you’re ready to slam the door on the noisy group passing by. But by the time you peek your head out from the crack, the group is already at the other end of the hall. You do, however, find a surprise sitting right outside the music room.

The boy who was supposedly too sick to come to class is too busy sketching away to notice you staring at him.

“How long have you been sitting out here?”

The tiny hairs on the back of the boy’s neck stand up as his drawing hand freezes at the sound of your voice. He turns around, looking up at you as if he’d been caught doing something he shouldn’t have been doing.

“Since I started sketching.” Jungkook shows you a simple yet pretty drawing of a flowery spring field. By his art standards, it couldn’t have taken him long to draw that one page.

But it isn’t until you start flipping through the rest of the pages in the sketchbook that you realize he’d been sitting there for quite a while. Each page is similar to the last with only slight differences in between. When you fly through the pages like a flipbook, you see the whole picture.

From the first sketch of spring flowers, snow slowly covers the field until only a single flower remains in a winter wonderland. If you go in reverse, you can watch as the snow melts away until that one flower disappears amongst its brethren.

“What kind of flower is that?” You point to the one that somehow managed to blossom through the thickness of the snow. Maybe if it were colored in, you’d have a better idea.

“A strong one?” Jungkook shrugs as if he’s not the artist who knows the the answer. You hate yourself for cackling along at his lousy joke. He closes his sketchbook as a way to change the subject. “Why aren’t you in class?”

“Funny you should ask. The professor dismissed our class to work on the group projects. And then Tae ditched to go do his usual skirt-chasing shenanigans because somebody in our group didn’t show up.”

“Sorry,” the boy bites his lower lip with a hint of regret. “I didn’t really feel well enough to sit in class today.”

“Then why didn’t you just stay at home?”

“I still had this project to turn in and finish for my other class.” He raises his sketchbook. “And besides, music is the best medicine.”

You feel your cheeks burning up. The last person you expected to catch you messing around with your guitar in the music department was the art student who was supposed to be out sick. “How much did you hear…?”

“All I heard was one song…” He assures you for a slight second before going in for the kill, “…that you kept replaying over and over and over-”

“I get it. You heard a lot,” you hiss. “You better not tell anyone! Not even Tae.”

“I won’t,” he promises, chuckling at your distress. It seems the kid’s gotten comfortable enough around you to start clowning you. “It’s a nice song, by the way.”

“Really?” You want to believe him, but you have a hard time doing so. When all you’ve heard was brutal criticism for the past few years, it’s difficult to accept any compliment without feeling like there’s ill intent behind it. It feels wrong to feel good about yourself.

Besides, maybe he’s just complimenting you out of obligation. Like he’s trying to be nice, even if he doesn’t actually feel that way about your song.

“I’ll burden the pain so you don’t have to,” he says.

“What?”

“That’s a line from the lyrics, right?”

You nod.

“It’s a very Y/N thing to say.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

Jungkook shrugs and swirls his Sailor Venus keychain around his index finger. “Just take it as a compliment, Y/N.”

If not for his soft teasing smile, your mind would still be filled with doubt. Instead, you accept the compliment and gain a tiny bit of confidence back.

“Come in for a second,” you start walking back inside the music room. “And close the door behind you.”

Jungkook does as he’s told, his eyes glued to your guitar as you pick it up off the piano bench. There, you do something you’ve never practiced but had always hoped to perform as Snow—your own acoustic version of one of your songs.

It doesn’t matter that you’ve never practiced or touched your guitar in years. You know the key, the chords, the strum pattern. And you know how to make it your own. Not Snow’s or anyone else’s.

When you’re done with your mini acoustic performance, the boy can’t help but chuckle. He’s about to clown you again. You can feel it.

“What??”

“It’s nothing.”

“Jungkook.”

“It’s seems like you don’t hate Snow as much as you lead on.”

“I was only trying to show how I would’ve done the song if I were her.”

“Ah, so you criticize Snow so much because you think you can do better?”

“Not necessarily better… just differently.” You hope that answer is enough to satisfy the boy. But it’s not. He only nods with an awfully suspicious smirk. “What now??”

“It’s cool that you want to be a songwriter.”

“I never said that I did,” you say with a slight pout and hmph. You’ve never once mentioned your true dreams to anyone besides maybe some random kid at camp when you were ten. You’d hate to announce your bold aspirations with the utmost confidence, only to flop and fail before achieving anything. You’d rather keep it a secret until you perhaps “pop-off” as the kids say.

“Sure.” He doesn’t believe you.

“Are you always this sassy when you’re sick?”

His long locks flow as he shakes his head. “I’m feeling better now, actually. Thanks to your medicine.”

Maybe the kid was faking his sickness all along. Then again, Taehyung did say Jungkook wasn’t the type to skip class under most circumstances. Perhaps there was something else that was bothering him.

“Wait, you weren’t upset about Snow’s hiatus, right?” You remember the gossip from the noisy group that had passed by earlier. The beating you took from their words still stings.

“To be honest, I was worried about her at first with everything that went on,” Jungkook says. “But I think she probably just needed some time away from all that.”

“Probably,” is all you say, doing your best to downplay the amount of relief his words gave you. He isn’t upset or let down; he just wishes the best for your well-being. And as an idol, that’s all you’ve ever asked for. “You know, you’re the nicest Snow fan I’ve ever met.”

“You know a lot of other Snow fans?” Jungkook tilts his head at your odd statement. Oh right. You’ve only really met other fans as Snow, not as Y/N. Now you sound suspicious.

“Oh yeah, for sure. My friend, Seokjin, reads Snow smut all the time,” you force out a laugh while making a mental apology to your manager. Then you decide it’s best to change the subject before you blow your cover. “Speaking of fanfiction, I need your opinion on Witch Hazel!”

“What about it?”

“The new bunny character.” You whip out your phone for direct reference of the comic. “He’s funny, right?”

“He’s good at teasing Snow,” Jungkook looks at your phone screen of the bunny saying that Snow thinks he’s cute. “I wonder if he’ll make her fall for him.”

“I want him to.” Your eyes light up without knowing. To have Snow fall in love is wishful thinking, but a large part of you craves romance deep down—even if it’s only for the fictional version of yourself. “But at the same time, he’s not Snow’s type.”

“What’s Snow’s type?”

“Huh?” You somehow managed to fuck up again, so you shrink yourself and hope to disappear. “I don’t know… Why would I know what Snow’s type is…? It’s probably not a playboy like the bunny, but I wouldn’t know that…!”

“So you think she’d like someone more… considerate?”

You nod. “Probably just someone who takes the time to get to know her.”

“I guess we’ll see in the upcoming chapters.”

“I’m looking forward to it.” You can’t quite hold back a smile. After all, your day always feels a lot better when it involves your favorite little comic.

Jungkook must’ve noticed your face because he makes a comment. “I am curious, though, as to why you like Witch Hazel so much when you clearly don’t care for Snow herself.”

“For me, it has nothing to do with Snow.” To mask your smile, you make a cute duck face instead. “Reading it just… makes me happy.” As much as you’d hate to admit it, it’s been a long time since anything has given you good vibes the way that one comic does.

“That’s good,” the boy says, gathering his things to head to his next class. “It’s the same for me with Snow’s music… in case you were wondering.” And with that, he leaves you with something to think about.

If Snow’s music is Jungkook’s medicine, Witch Hazel is yours.

-

By the time you get home from school, you’re still smiling like an idiot after what Jungkook had said. Snow’s music makes him happy, and the mere thought of that makes you happy. It’s in (very rare) times like this that you remember why you chose to become an idol in the first place. It’s why you endure the pain.

With your mind clouded in an unfamiliar wave of emotion, you pull out your phone and tap on Jungkook’s contact information. After changing his contact name to something cuter, you start composing a casual message just to say hi.

Jungkook. What if I told you a secret?

Delete. You’ve never deleted a message so quick. You don’t even know which secret you would’ve told the boy. That you’re his crush, Snow? Or that he’s yours? Not that you have a huge crush on him… You swear it’s just a tiny one!

Regardless, you shouldn’t be sharing any of your deepest secrets with him—at least not for now. It’s not that you don’t trust him. It’s just that it’s a tricky situation to be in.

Your eyes move from your guitar, to the stacks of handwritten sheet music beside it, to the album that won you your first award—where the pain all began. Even the most supportive fan could not imagine what you’ve given up to be the idol that you are, to be someone with a name.

The only thing you can do now is take it all back. And only then will you let Jungkook in. But until that time comes, you don’t belong to him or anyone else.

4:44PM Snow “Are you free to talk?”

4:46PM Jimin “Yeah”

[the-rogue-apostate]

OC Ask Meme

So I did this already with my main OC Kara, BUT, I also have a Warden OC I really want to do. So here she is! & this time the face claim is spot on.

Alessia (c. 9:31 Dragon)

BASICS:

Full name: Alessia Margaret Eleanor Cousland Theirin

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Pronouns: She/her

Born: 9th of Cloudreach, 9:11 Dragon

OTHERS:

Family: (former) Teyrn Bryce Cousland (father), Teyrna Eleanor Cousland (mother), Teyrn Fergus Cousland (older brother), Oriana Cousland (sister-in-law), Oren Cousland (nephew), Alistair Theirin (husband)

Birthplace: Highever, Ferelden

Job: Grey Warden (unofficial post 9:31), Queen of Ferelden

Phobias: Broodmothers, heights

Guilty Pleasures: High Ferelden fashion, smutty literature

Hobbies: Reading, sparring, hiking

MORALS:

Morality alignment? Lawful Good (closest alignment that describes her, anyway

Sins: desire/despair/envy/fear/hunger/pride/rage/sloth

Virtues: charity/chastity/diligence/humility/justice/kindness/patience

THIS - OR - THAT:

Introvert/extrovert: Introvert

Organized/disorganized: Organized

Close-minded/open-minded: Open-minded

Calm/anxious: Calm (mostly)

Disagreeable/agreeable: Agreeable (mostly)

Cautious/reckless: Cautious

Patient/impatient: Impatient

Outspoken/reserved: Reserved

Leader/follower: Leader 

Empathetic/unempathetic: Empathetic

Optimistic/pessimistic: Somewhere in the middle

Traditional/modern: Modern, with respect to tradition (mostly)

Hard-working/lazy: Hard-working

RELATIONSHIPS:

OTP: Alessia/Alistair

Acceptable Ships: Alessia/Zevran, Alessia/Leliana

OT3: None

BroTP: Alessia & Leliana  

NOTP: Alessia/Sten, Alessia/Oghren

[islesnucks]

HOW DARE YOU PUT THE PICTURES UNDER THE CUT THE WORD DESERVES TO SEE THIS

in honour of father’s day, here are some never-before-seen photos of the new york islanders and their kids:

hAppY fAtHeR’s Day to the ny islanDILFS

disclaimer: this is a joke lol. i would never EVER post players with their kids of the photo is from a private acc

[quaxorascal]

Shay nudged me toward filling out this meme for each of my Wardens and honestly I had been looking for reasons to do just that so Here We Go

Ilse:

B A S I C S

full name: Ilse Anika Valda Endrina Aeducan

gender: cis girl, intersex

sexuality: aroace

pronouns: she/her

O T H E R S

family: younger brother Bhelen, older brother Trian, mother Abha, father Endrin (all deceased); nephew Endrin; Rica and Naoka are definitely family in some way or another, even if unofficially

birthplace: Orzammar’s royal palace

job: Paragon Queen of Orzammar, Commander-in-Chief of Orzammar’s military, Deshyr of the Assembly of Orzammar, Captain of the Grey of Ferelden (honorary)

phobias: failure, marriage quite frankly

guilty pleasures: being able to sit down, sea salt dark chocolate

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: lawful neutral

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: surprisingly extroverted? Though it’s certainly handy when you’re a queen and have to be in contact with people through the majority of your day

organized/disorganized: organized!

close minded/open-minded: very very closed-minded at the beginning of the Blight, has been opening up more since

calm/anxious: calm but attentive

disagreeable/agreeable: she knows how to make herself agreeable, let’s put it that way lmao

cautious/reckless: she’s naturally cautious, though she’s prone to the occasional “fuck it” decision

patient/impatient: she’s a Pro at the long game

outspoken/reserved: verrrry reserved

leader/follower: a born and raised leader if there ever was one

empathetic/unemphatic: she’s honestly not the most empathetic person around but she does like being nice and giving people compliments (provided the people live up to her standards)

optimistic/pessimistic: honestly she’s more of a pragmatist than either of these

traditional/modern: traditionalll

hard-working/lazy: she’s a hard worker, exemplified by the fact that since the Blight began she’s more or less had to work for everything she has

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: nah

ot3: nah

brotp: she and Naoka are the absolute best QPs, and she and Tess are wonderful friends

notp: nah

The other two are under the cut!

Idina:

B A S I C S

full name: Idina Mullein Surana

gender: cis girl

sexuality: quoiromantic lesbian

pronouns: she/her

O T H E R S

family: fathers Isador and Evan, two aunts and one uncle on Evan’s side (not in contact with); wife Theresa

birthplace: Sothmere, Ferelden

job: Constable of the Grey of Ferelden

phobias: imprisonment, failure

guilty pleasures: any sickeningly sweet food, sleeping in, kissing her wife over and over and over

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: neutral good?? yeah

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: definitely ambiverted, and the company of Certain People recharges her almost always

organized/disorganized:

close minded/open-minded: open-minded when she’s learning about new things, closed-minded when being told she’s wrong about something

calm/anxious: mostly calm until she thinks she’s done something wrong

disagreeable/agreeable: very agreeable! She loves people and being around them

cautious/reckless: on the reckless side usually

patient/impatient: she’s so very patient especially with her loved ones

outspoken/reserved: she tends to keep her opinions to herself unless she Knows you

leader/follower: she’s more of a leader than she believes!

empathetic/unemphatic: very empathetic

optimistic/pessimistic: she is Eternally an optimist

traditional/modern: modern I would say?? Shrug tbh

hard-working/lazy: I mean she’s a pretty passive person, but especially when she’s hyperfixated on something she works hard to achieve her goals, so I suppose hard-working?

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: TessIdina of course ;0

ot3: Idina in the poly Wardens AU is just like “I’m happy with just one wife, the others can have their fun”, then she meets Celia and is like “Oh,”

brotp: she and Sutton in certain AUs snuck right up on me but I love them so much, also she and Naoka are So Good

notp: Idina/dudes I guess

Fyfa:

B A S I C S

full name: Fyfa Yrneha Sabrae Mahariel

gender: agender

sexuality: panro ace

pronouns: she/her/they/them

O T H E R S

family: father Theron (deceased), mother Yrneha (absent), adoptive mother Ashalle; wife Leliana, platonic husband Zevran

birthplace: somewhere in the southern Frostback Mountains, Ferelen

job: Lieutenant of the Grey of Ferelden

phobias: ghasts, abandonment

guilty pleasures: starting shit™, draping herself over her friends in affection

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: chaotic neutral

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: extroverted!!

organized/disorganized: her alignment is chaotic and so is her life

close minded/open-minded: more closed-minded I would say? Especially at the beginning of the Blight, but she definitely opens up

calm/anxious: calm content until given a reason to be anxious

disagreeable/agreeable: if she doesn’t want you to like her you won’t, if she does want you to like her there’s a good chance you might

cautious/reckless: 100% reckless and 0% apologetic

patient/impatient: Fyfa?? Wait for things?? Who do you think she is???

outspoken/reserved: she keeps her opinions loud and her feelings quiet

leader/follower: honestly she’s not a half bad leader but believes she wouldn’t be good at it so she’s happy to follow her friends’ lead

empathetic/unemphatic: she’s something of an empath and it is, in her opinion, a frequent pain in the ass

optimistic/pessimistic: shrug tbh?? It’s more that she tends to fixate on One possible end result and becomes intolerant of deviation

traditional/modern: definitely a traditionalist

hard-working/lazy: she’d like to be lazier than is required of her tbh, but she’ll see her given tasks through to the end

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: Leli and Fyfa have had my heart for the past three or so years and honestly they always will

ot3: Leli/Fyfa/Zev Hell Yes

brotp: I honestly have so many??? Calen, Naoka, Tess, Ali, Zev

notp: if I Have to pick one it’s her and Ali, that’s her great big kid brother

[vvakarians]

Tauriel for the world building meme?

B A S I C S

full name: Tauriel Mahariel-Theirin 

gender: nonbinary 

sexuality: polya/pan

pronouns: she/they

O T H E R S

family: Tamlen Mahariel (former partner, Evra’s biological father, deceased), unnamed parents (deceased), Evra Mahariel (biological child w/ Tamlen), Krie Mahariel (adopted son), Alistair Theirin (husband), Cassiopeia Theirin-Cousland (wife), Revas Mahariel-Theirin (biological daughter, deceased post trepasser), Kanin Mahariel-Theirin (biological son, deceased post trespasser), Brynne and Bryce Cousland-Theirin (daughter and son through Cassie), Mathilde Cousland-Theirin (daughter through Cassie), Cyrrith Mahariel-Theirin (biological son), Lucielle Vandame (daughter in law, married to Mathilde), extended family Vandame, extended family Rutherford, and Ariel Chatelain (son in law, married to Krie)

birthplace: Brecelian Forest

job: Warden-Commander of Ferelden, Queen-Consort of Ferelden

phobias: varterral, wolves, mirrors, and becoming weak

guilty pleasures: sweets, small animals, and bubble baths

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: chaotic good 

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: introvert

organized/disorganized: organized

close minded/open-minded: open minded 

calm/anxious: calm 

disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable

cautious/reckless: reckless

patient/impatient: impatient

outspoken/reserved: outspoken

leader/follower: leader

empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic

optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic

traditional/modern: traditional

hard-working/lazy: hard-working 

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: Tauriel and a fuckin happy life, but also the same as it will be below, Tauriel/Cassiopeia/Alistair

ot3: Tauriel/Alistair/Cassiopeia 

brotp: Tauriel and all of her warden squad honestly, Merielle Amell, Cassiopeia Cousland, Serynn Aeducan, Fen’Asha Tabris, Neo Caron, and Cadmius Brosca. Out of the companions her best friend is probably Zevran or Leliana. She’s friends with mostly everybody, and her unofficial adopted son is Anders.

notp: Notice I said mostly everyone, and after DA2 she pretty much has an intense dislike for what Sten became. Otherwise I’m saying Loghain, cause she sort of...executed him even if she didn’t want to, and just would never have meshed well with him. The only one who really liked him was Cadmius, he really looked up to Loghain from the stories he read.

[gayedmundo]

Skamily Love!!!!

I adore my friends so much and wanted to take some time telling my friends what I love about them and make them feel good <3 I’m so so sorry if I don’t include you, there are so many people in the skamily that later down the line I might make a part 2 :)

Esther @diablou !!!!! Ahhhhhh I’m gonna have to start it all out with you because you truly have become one of my best friends on here. Obviously I love all of my billuminati and I’m really glad we are both insomniacs so we got the chance to talk about our gay asses while we stayed up way too late and that I got to introduce you to tfc. I’m glad you learned that you don’t need to be intimidated by me because I’m just a loser who is on a lot because I hate no life :) But seriously, I love you and am so glad we got to know each other.

Mariah @bethxchilds The next billuminati member that might have been one of my first real friends in the discord chat. Nothing quite as bonding as just talking about how bi we are and running with it. I was able to dm you whenever I got frustrated about things and can always rely on you to have dumb meme humor like mine. <3

Sarina @sunflowervilde I’m not exaggerating when I say you might be the absolute sweetest person in the chat. Like you are a sunshine and even though I call you an “unofficial member” of the billuminati we all know you are billuminati, possibly the strongest of them all. *X-Files Theme Plays* I hope you start getting some sleep soon though because while I love getting to talk to you at all hours you need more sleep, love. Also is there anything more iconic than your Skamily Discord Memes? No. There isn’t.

Alyssa @thelordvoldemort Mum!!!!! My actual mum who I adore very very much!!!!! Where do I start? You are somehow both one of the kindest people I know and one of the best bitches at the same time?? Like you tell it how it is but will also comfort the hell out of us if we are even a little sad and I adore you for it. I’m so glad you are my Mum even if I am one out of 37 (even though there will probably be about 5 more by the time I post this) I’ll happily be your Katie Bug!!

Edy @lesbovilde ahhhh you are probably my oldest friend on discord and the longest lasting. I feel like I haven’t gotten to see you as much lately (but maybe it’s my imagination) which sucks BUT that doesn’t mean you aren’t still one of the ones I love The Most. We have practically the same humor and I am always very happy to see you online!!!! Basically I love u, u butt <3

Mikki @skamfairy mY Daughter!!!!!!!!! I’m so proud of everything you do!!! I don’t care that you are like 3 years older, you are my daughter whom I love. But seriously, you are a little rainbow that is purer than most and I adore having you around. Also your voice is literally adorable and I don’t think it is possible for me to listen to it without smiling. I’m really glad we get to know each other even if we live on opposite sides of the world <3

Kahled, you don’t have a tumblr but I needed to add you anyway. Honestly nothing bonds me to a person more than ranting about tv shows with someone so although I always loved you, that night where we just ranted about all of our fave shows really Bonded Us officially. I’m really glad you share my love for Mickey Milkovich and Jesse Pinkman and hope we get to continue watching shameless soon. You are a really fun person to talk to and be around and I’m just so happy you are my friend :)

Juana @jua-blackurt Love!!!!! Juana you are legit fabulous and so easy to talk to and can make me laugh till my sides hurt. Whether we are talking dumb or inappropriate shit on voice chat or streaming degrassi and shameless all hours of the night we are always having a bomb time together and I love you for it. You have an adorable personality and tbh ur hot which is a side note but it’s true. Basically I adore everything about you and theres never a dull moment when we are talking, whether it’s dildos or kinks, we keep things wild.

Ces @lazyskam my gay pal. I mean to be fair all of us are gay BUT my first thought when I think gay is usually u which,if you know me, is high praise. I love my gays. We have gotten a lot closer lately which is bomb af because I really love talking to you. I’m sorry for having a sex dream about ur family friend though srry bout that. BUT you are so fabulous keep being you and I hope we keep growing our friendship because you are an icon.

Georgie @ravenreayes ah,,, the local salt queen. Georgie you are honest to god so funny and bitter and I love it. TBH I was a little bit intimidated by you when you first joined and I’m not sure why BUT luckily I don’t feel that anymore and know you are just a hilarious shitposting dork like the rest of us. I love you even though you hate everything (don’t argue it, we all know it’s true) and hope we keep on being friends for awhile <3

Addy @lunardodie ah the chaotic good mod of the chat. Addy you are wild and I love every moment of it. You are lovely and hilarious and I am really happy we are on the chat together. There’s probably too many good addy stories to count but I’m writing this at 2 am and can’t think right now but you’ll have to trust me when I say I think ur wild. I mean ur chaos for a reason. BUT you are also sweet and fun to talk to and I am really happy that we have gotten to know each other since the first day the chat was born <3 

C @nooradeservedbetter ah my 1d pal. I was glad to find someone else on the chat who was 1d/Larry garbage and more than that I’m glad it’s you. You are a sweetheart and I can’t tell you how much it meant to me when I was in a bad mood and you just made me a shitty rainbow cool person award. I know it was a small thing but I do think about it a lot. Love ya <3

OK!! That’s everyone I’m gonna do in this post but I will most definitely make a part 2 because there are so many lovely people in this chat. I love you all so much. <3

[islesnucks]

I have a theory whoever is behind the camera is either from tumblr, is getting paid by someone here or is simply as in love with barzy as all of us

I would personally like to thank whoever is behind the camera tonight

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt. 14

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

i got my harry potter nerd on for this chapter, mostly because i wanted to write and didn't know what to write about

also, i'm glad you all liked the previous chapter <3

dipshit = adrien fergie = alya no = nino dancing queen = mari

enjoy~

16:30

fergie: its 2 quiet in here time for the #discourse

no: no

fergie: shit im blanking i need a topiC @the babs: someone pls

no: i refuse to support this

dipshit: Anything?

fergie: yes

dipshit: Ok give me a second

no: fuck dude i just wanted a day of chill

fergie: babe with friends like us thats just not possible

dancing queen: What are we doing??

dipshit: Hogwarts house discourse Go

no: i cant believe i have to break up with you

fergie renamed this conversation to “hogwarts house discourse”.

dancing queen: Oh no

fergie: alright alright alright adrien = puff mari = puff nino = puff

dipshit: How do you figure

no: uhhh

dancing queen: Sorry al that seems wrong

dancing queen: oh it is it definitely is but ur all sweet enough for hufflepuff and loyal and we all eat too much food hmmm realistic one… adrien = puff mari = snake nino = raven mayb

dipshit: Make Mari Gryffindor and I’ll agree with you

fergie: whaaaaaat our girl is ambitious aF theres no way

dipshit: But she’s also a really strong leader and incredibly brave

dancing queen: If were arguing over anyone Id say adrien should be a gryffindor Oh wait maybe ravneclaw???? Hes super smart Shit this is really hard? He could be in three???

no: the fuck i was thinking slytherin actually

fergie: ???

dancing queen: ???????

no: listen my dudes the hat takes what you want into consideration right? it does it for harry anyway

fergie: what does this have to do with marshmallow being a snake which is just not accurate

no: im getting there

dipshit: Are we going by stereotypes or nah

dancing queen: Nah The stereotypes suck

no: im just saying theres no fucking way if we were wizards teh agrestes wouldnt be pure bloods and gabriel would be classic fucking slytherin

dancing queen: Ok Ill agree with that

fergie: mhmmmm

dipshit: I wouldn’t say that

no: bro even if you arent going off stereotypes your old man is probably the mos t ambitious perosn ive ever met like scary mari is almost as scary

dancing queen: Hey!!!!!!

fergie: so sorting hat

no has changed their name to sorting hat.

sorting hat: sup

fergie: are u saying adrien would ASK 2 b slytherin

sorting hat: well yeah yeah i am 

fergie: …………… i did not consider

sorting hat: i know you didnt

dancing queen: First of all since we cant decide and Im getting mixed answers from online quizzes

dancing queen has changed their name to lion snake.

lion snake: Second of all doesnt the hat also base it off of what you value the most??

dipshit: Lion snake? Like a chimera?

fergie: nerd

dipshit: Actually the chimera also has a goat ignore me

sorting hat: what the fuck

dipshit: Greek mythology

fergie: u kno what i dont wanna kno

dipshit: Anyway back to this

sorting hat: oh yeah anywa yeah the hat does but adrien wanting to please his dad might overrule that idk my dude jk didnt exactly lay ou t the rules of this super great

fergie: jk needs to c h i l l and ye each of the golden trio couldve ended up in at least one other house

dipshit: That would’ve been cool Also I don’t think I try to please my dad that much

fergie: oh sweetheart

sorting hat: dude

lion snake: Adrien you really really do

dipshit: Really?

fergie has changed their name to adriens legal guardian.

adriens legal guardian: someone needs to take care of you

dipshit: I promise I’m fine I’ve got Nathalie

sorting hat: does nathalie give you hugs

dipshit: No? Why is that relevant?

adriens legal guardian: SHE DOESNT COUNT THEN #HUGADRIENAGRESTE2K17

adriens legal guardian has changed their name to i love adrien.

i love adrien: turn on ur location agreste

dipshit: Please know that’s actually kind of creepy I’m at home you don’t have to worry about location

i love adrien: hella

sorting hat: alya chill out with the name chagnes also now im gonna be confuse d

i love adrien: i love him too but truuuuu

dipshit: ????

i love adrien: can i change it

sorting hat: last time for today??

i love adrien: ilysm

i love adrien has changed their name to cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub

dipshit: I have a fanclub? Wait that wasn’t the smartest thing to say

lion snake: Its a good thing youre cute

dipshit: I try to ignore them

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: have u ever been on the official insta of the fanclub bc its hilarious and beautiful

dipshit: …. Alya why

sorting hat: oh we totally googled you

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: mhm

lion snake: ^^^^

dipshit: That’s…..nice of you?

lion snake: Sorry if that makes you uncomfortable omg

dipshit: It’s just? Kinda weird?? I don’t mind and I probably should’ve expected it I just forget sometimes that that’s a thing people can/will do

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: adri if it makes u feel any better i google everyone ive googled everyone in this chat in our class their parents ymself random strangers if im able to

sorting hat: that is not surprising at all

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ur not special i mean u r ur v special to me and ilysm but not here everyone gets googled and twitter stalked also tell whoevers running ur official accounts to be less lame idc about salad u eat

dipshit: What????

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ur social media is B O R I N G i kno u dont run it but i still expected more memes

dipshit: Honestly I don’t look at it

sorting hat: its like the person we thought you were when we first met you except more boring

lion snake: Ok no thats not true Because I thought he was an asshole

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh shit tru

dipshit: Ahhhh yeah sorry about that

lion snake: Its fine I promise!!! Weve talked about this Its like Super perfect adn model-y and professional andnot  at all a teenage loser who stayed up until 2 watching sailor moon and eating doritos

sorting hat: fucking relatable

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: weebs

sorting hat: yo youre the one who decided to date some

lion snake: Hey Ive never asked Adrien do you have unofficial personal social media???

dipshit: ……………………. Shhhhhh

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: WHAAAAAAAT LINKS LINK S LINKS LINSK

dipshit: I have a tumblr but that’s it

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh my go d this weekend  we get 2gether adn make adrien all the social media and we revamp his tumblr bc ur theme sucks

dipshit: ???? You’ve never even seen it???

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i know it does marsh !!!!!!!! can u imagine if lb and cn had social media!!!!! id c r y

PM between dipshit and lion snake

dipshit: P l e a s e

lion snake: Oh my og d

dipshit: Please please please please please please please plEASE

lion snake: HOld on!!! Im discussing with tikki

dipshit: Plagg says he doesn’t care what we do

lion snake: Yeah we arent trusting him

dipshit: Fair enough WHAT IF I CAN GET SNAPCHAT ON MY BATON A LITERAL SNAPCHAT

lion snake: No Just because of that No

dipshit: Pleaaaaaseeeeeeeee My lady it’ll be great I swear

lion snake: U gh Well talk on it on patrol tonight k??

dipshit: YES!!!!

19:05 in hogwarts house discourse

sorting hat: i know weve moved on but man. fuck snape

 20:12

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: do u think if i track down lb and cn and ask them for their hogwarts houses theyll tell me

sorting hat: worth a shot?

 20:42

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: update: chat says ladybg is a gryffindor and lb says shes iether that or slytherin so like mari and they cant agree on cn

 22:53

sorting hat: damn you adrien i cant stop thinking about this what is mari?? what is adrien??? what am i?? al youre either gryffindor or ravenclaw ive decided

lion snake: Youre the sorting hat shouldnt you know all???

sorting hat: bruh we need the actual sorting hat for this

lion snake: Fair enough

sorting hat: lets say adrien is a hatstall and move on

3:03

PM between dipshit and lion snake

dipshit: Rise and shine bugaboo Akuma at 3 o’clock Literally 3 o’clock the time not the like If you’re using 12, 3, 6, and 9 as directions It’s not You know what My tracker on my baton is turned on so use that to find me

 3:08

dipshit: Mari Mari Alright plan b I’m gonna call  you and if you don’t pick up I’m going to show up on your balcony Which sounds creepy but also this akuma is now stacking cars and I don’t really know what to do? They aren’t even trying to do anything else right now Am I missing something??? I’m confused

 3:12

lion snake has changed their name to ahHHH

ahHHH: IM SO SORRY Tikki woke me up my phone was muted She says Waitw e dont hav etime for this Ive gotta transform so Ill talk to you when I get there??

dipshit: It’s fine just watching an akuma build a tower out of cars Remind me to show you how to sync Skype up to your yoyo

ahHHH: Youre on skype on your baton??

dipshit: Yeah it makes things easier

ahHHH: Huh Al and nino didnt wake up?

dipshit: I think the akumas too far away for them to hear, but also it’s not exactly being distructive When we actually start fighting people might start waking up but for now it’s being pretty quiet even with the car stacking

ahHHH: Well thats good they need their sleep Wait if the akuma was quiet how did you know??

dipshit: People started posting to the Ladyblog forums and I had that open in another tab

ahHHH: ???/ Why were you up????

dipshit: Bad night I couldn’t sleep so I put on Howl’s Moving Castle

ahHHH: Feeling any better?

dipshit: I’m sure I’ll feel better when I see you :3

ahHHH: Oh myg do Itst oo early for this Ill see you in fa few just stop that cat face

dipshit: ;3

[islesnucks]

[islesnucks]

I present you the New York Saints

i did it guys, i photoshoped isles face's into saints

[islesnucks]

mat barzal's thighs appreciation

don't let it fool you he's still the dickless one that can't read ... but his thighs 😍

[islesnucks]

this is what being an isles fan feels like right now

we went from content deprivation to having too much content I can't breath

[islesnucks]

as playoffs start a little reminder