#byyyeeeeeee

[pattons-stripper-euro]

I post one selfie for the first time in YEARS and all the thirsty weirdos on here start asking me about my preference on penis size 🤣

They'll have the shock of their horny tumblr lives when I go back to my usual Mike Patton shit posting 🤣😂

[leaveamessageafterthescream]

After a pause, Naruto adds, "Hinata is pregnant again." Sasuke's eyes widen. "Congratulations." He's surprised to find that he means it; Naruto finally has family all around him. "Are you going to have time to run a village?" Naruto huffs a laugh. "I don't know, Sasuke. I really don't." He presses the side of his face against the tiny shoe at his shoulder. He looks up at Sasuke, and he seems heavy with worries, suddenly; more irresolute than Sasuke has ever seen him. They watch each other for another moment. Naruto sighs. He leans forward and presses a close-mouthed kiss to Sasuke's lips, steadying his sleeping son on his shoulders. "Write me," he says. Sasuke nods. "I will."

a suuuuuper small scene from an sns fic called Far from Nothing by aelstar i really loved this scene and some others in the fic and just boruto ON narutos shoulders heavy with worries just like killed me o(-( i love it

unfortunately there is only 2 chapters out of three so you don't actually get narts perspective but whatever go read it and see papa sasuke 🥺 please

[kibutsulove]

Something tells me that ozai is like. Sorta a clean freak. he’s an immense perfectionist.

Ofc he’s had people cleaning up after him like 24/7 cuz yk he’s a prince and he’s got servants but I KNOW he has a certain order of where things go in his bedroom and if anyone changes it he will strangle them and their first born child with his bare fucking hands methinks

[bookofmirth]

I've searched literally every ask I've gotten in the past three years because I know I've said it before and I wanted to reblog it, but:

Elain is not the only person who can find/wield Dread Trove items. She never has been. The main requirement for finding Dread Trove items is being Made - it is not related to specific powers. So who is Made?

Elain

Nesta

Feyre

Amren

Miryam

Amren and Miryam's circumstances are a little different, but they were all Made if different ways - Elain and Nesta in the Cauldron, Feyre by the High Lords, Amren made herself, and Miryam... I forget and don't really care. The only reason Feyre didn't try to find the mask and harp in acosf is because she was pregnant. She is still alive and can still find/use those objects, because she is still Made. The main reason that Elain didn't try to find/wield those objects in acosf, despite offering, is because Nesta and Az prevented her.

The point is that all of these characters are Made, and are still Made, and Elain is in no way the only person who can find and/or use these objects.

[queen-mabs-revenge]

one of those days where i genuinely have to go back and read every email i've sent bc a full 70% of the replies act like i sent a fully blank email rather than the answers to the exact fucking questions they're coming back with...

like genuinely why am i even writing words????

[lilbugprincess]

I wore a pretty cute outfit the other day but I didn't take any good photos and then remembered I designed a little bugsona specifically for moments like this!!!!

I didn't realize that my socks didn't reach my dress hem until I had already left the house. It was below freezing....

[itsallaboutzayn]

simple outfits like this drive me crazyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dreamaze]

done Done DONE done done donedonedone

[edenkyubiko]

Lalalala updated commission sheet please ignore

Oki that’s it’s byyyeeeeeee~

[confused-robot-cat]

That Strange Eye

So with the release of The Book of Bill and the Rock-a-Bye Billy nursery rhyme, along with the nature of Bill's homeworld and parents, people seem to have assumed that what's weird about Bill's eye is that he only has one.

We never actually see what Bill's parents looked like, just that they were coloured triangles, so their number of eyes is questionable. I've seen them drawn with two and three but never one, but that's fanart. We don't know what their faces really look like. What we do know is that Bill was the only person in Euclydia to be able to look up at the stars.

Euclydia is often compared to Flatland, which is fair, seeing as it is presented as a two dimensional world of shapes. So I think we can assume that Euclydia is a world without depth. So things can only move up and down, and left and right. When perceiving Bill, everyone in Euclydia can easily tell that he is a triangle like his parents. They would easily sense he has three side even though all they could ever possibly see of him is a line segment, assuming they can see at all.

This is where things get weird. Or, weirder. In a world without depth, it would be impossible for the inhabitants to face each other. They wouldn't know what their faces look like. They wouldn't know that Bill has an eye or a bowtie. There is no forwards and backwards, they cannot pass in front of or behind Bill to see his face. To everyone in Euclydia, everyone else is a line segment. They can only tell what colour they are, and feel each other to count the sides. So how does anyone know what eyes even are?

That aside - let's assume they can see each other's faces - Bill isn't flat. Not only is Bill not flat, his eye is round.

A flat eye cannot move much, especially in a world without depth. Euclydians would only be able to see whatever they're facing. However, if we look at Bill's model sheet and his mugshot from The Book of Bill...

Bill isn't flat!

Bill has some depth, and his eye is round.

Now, in a flat world, Bill would still be perceived as a triangle by those around him.

However, with a round eye, Bill can see into the third dimension. He can look in directions others of his kind cannot.

Bill's eye isn't weird because he only has the one.

Bill's eye is weird because it's three dimensional.

It's Bill's eye that allows him to look up, and see the stars.

Now, I could go on about the implications and metaphors of a "world without depth" and a people "without depth" and the fact both Ford and Bill are biological freaks of nature but... I don't feel like it.

Everything you know is a lie, buy NFTs, byyyeeeeeee!

[fatguarddog]

Officially gone for the next few days so byyyeeeeeee have a good weekend everyone

[jkrockin]

Um hi yes big big big fan of yours if you have any lil tidbits to share about the grinder prank scenario or the amnesia scenario I would be so pleased and grateful okay byyyeeeeeee

First: I kiss you so gently on the forehead. Mwah. Thank you for reading and engaging with my fic.

Second: I've posted some snippets of the amnesia fic here and here and here; this was going to be my Steddie big bang fic, but I had to drop out, as they wanted us to have 50% done by the second check-in and I only had about 6k and had guesstimated the eventual wordcount closer to 20k. C'est la vie. I have 7.8k of this and a full outline with most of the beats roughed out, and will, I hope, write more actual words on it someday.

Third: the Grindr prank fic. Look at this post. Now imagine this as Eddie Munson's grindr profile. I did that, went into a fugue state in @tw0-ravens' DMs, and when I came to I had 1.2k of intro to kissless virgin Eddie/grindr slut Steve in a gdoc and an outline for the rest of it. Let's see if I come back to that at some point!

[cosmicjoke]

Hi, Hello, I'm just popping over here cause I wanted to say, when I first got online again--I've been on hiatus for, like, 3 ish years--wanting to get back into my Levi fic writing, I stumbled across and just started en mass reading a bunch of your analysis posts as I found them because I found them really intriguing and thought provoking, and agreed with a lot of it. I'm just a bit of a shy/silent reader, though, usually, at least with analytical posts, cause I find it hard to or at least sometimes frustrating to try and properly articulate what I want/mean in more analytical/technical/evidentiary writings, otherwise I'd engage with them and the discussion more. <3 But I wanted to pop in here and say even though I'm more of the silent/shy reader with those kinds of posts, I really do enjoy reading them and they helped me shake off the rust and work on getting back into Levi's characterization after so long away from writing him, really helped with the deep character thinking required to get back in the swing of things, and I really appreciate it and love reading your takes when they come across my dash! Okay, that's all, I'm gonna go hide in a nest of blankets again now, byyyeeeeeee!!!! <3

Hi there,

Thank you so much! That means so much to me, truly, especially knowing I've helped you get back into your Levi fandom and being able to write for him again. And no worries at all about joining in or contributing to my posts. I totally understand the difficulty. I really only write my analysis posts to help me work out my own thoughts, to try and better articulate what I'm thinking. It can be incredibly difficult putting into words what you're thinking, whether it be fiction or analytical writing. I struggle big time, which is why my posts often get overly long and rambling, haha.

Anyway, again, I'm very glad to hear I've been able to help you get back into the swing of things with your own writing, and I hope you continue to find something worth your while in my posts. And if you ever have anything to say or add, don't be afraid to interact! I'm always happy to talk about Levi with anyone, whether it's deeper conversation, or just talking about how much you love him, for whatever reason. Thanks again!

[lesbianwyllravengard]

hi i'm sorry i don't mean to be weird but i think it'd be cool if we could be friends because i think you're really cool you don't have to answer ok byyyeeeeeee

God I gotta start being more obvious about my cringefail losergirl ways if people still think I'm cool, I'm sorry for misleading you anon but I'm always happy to make new friends <333

[matryx7728]

guys please did anyone else watch crashbox as a kid that shit was my favorite ever i ate that show up every damn time that was actually amazing

i have so much to say about it but i don’t know how to articulate it but ooooohh my god i went insane rewatching some episodes last night let me show you

you’re telling me this was a kids show for kids for kids to watch because that was my favorite show to watch as a kid. byyyeeeeeee i love this show and the music is so good uggggghh

[still-on-honeymoon-ave]

i’m gonna go live in a vintage fairy world where nothing bad ever happens. byyyeeeeeee