#bye he's cool as fuck idc idc

[autumnalreaper]

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

hai guys :3

[dooodle-bug]

just got mad thinking about how rouxls probably isnt even that good of a dad to lancer

[almondamaretto]

sunday

matt sturniolo x reader

summary: a rainy sunday afternoon is perfect for two things: getting high, and making out with hot people.

warnings: weed, kissing

a/n: i lowk hate this but idc!

not proof read.

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she stirred as the familiar vibration of a phone call interrupted her deep slumber, slinging her arm around in search of the agitating device. without lifting her head, her fingertips fell upon the cool, glossy screen of her phone. 

she opened her eyes just to squint them closed at the bright phone screen, the caller id reading off "matty b." 

pressing the bright green button, she pulled the phone up to her ear and slung her arm over her eyes, blocking any light from seeping in. 

"hey matt." she answered in a groggy voice that nearly resembled that of a whine. he always loved the way she sounded in the morning. or all the time really. 

she could hear the distant sounds of wheels driving on wet pavement and cars passing. that along with the poor bluetooth connection through is car told her he was driving. 

"hey doll, i'm on my way to your house right now, that ok? nick and chris are being annoying." 

slightly more awake now, she could hear the sleepiness in his voice, as if he too had just woken up. she pulled the phone from her ear to check the time. 12:32pm 

"say, it’s a bit early for you, isn't it?" she asked in a teasing manner, suppressing a yawn. she could now hear the faint sound of rain against her window. 

matt snorted in amusement, "yeah, the two idiots woke me up screaming at each other." 

"that's alright, I'll go unlock my door. see ya soon?" 

"i'm 5 minutes away." 

"be safe, bye matt." 

"bye, doll." 

doll. 

matt had used the nickname throughout their entire relationship. 

still, it never failed to bring heat to her face, her neck--all over. 

she remained in bed for a few moments, letting herself fully wake up before tossing her heavy comforter off. 

she shivered at the chilly air suddenly caressing her exposed skin, standing up and stretching her arms high into the air, inhaling deeply. 

she slipped a pair of socks on as a barrier between her feet and the cold floor, slipping out of her cozy room into the main section of her apartment. 

the cool, metallic texture of her lock was a stark contrast to her warm hands as she turned it, peeking out from behind her curtain to see what was happening outside. 

she waltzed over to her turntable, flicking it on and letting the record already on the platter play.  

as she walked over to her kitchen, the familiar crackling sounded throughout the apartment, followed by the reggae notes of bob marley's "three little birds." 

the sound of lucky charms cereal clinking against a ceramic bowl masked the noise of her door opening and shutting. so, when a slightly damp matt saw her swaying slightly to the music, he couldn't help himself. 

he snuck up behind her, wrapped his hands around her front, just under her loose baby tee, and lifted her up. "boo!" 

she yelled out in fear, until she recognized the voice of the man he startled her. "matthew!" she scolded in an angry tone. 

matt sat her back down gently, and dropped his head in fake guilt, failing to mask his sly smirk. "sorry, i couldn't pass up an opportunity like that." 

"first of all, fuck you. second of all, 'boo' is crazy." she responded through her laugh and turned to finish her much-needed bowl of sugary cereal. 

matt reached up beside her for a bowl--one from a different set--as a way to ask her for cereal. she filled both up with cereal and milk without a word. 

"i'm too cold for this shit." she mumbled under her breath and padded back into her welcoming bedroom. 

the sky outside was dark, so she turned on her array of string lights and lit a cinnamon scented candle, joining matt who had already climbed into her warm, plush bed. 

"i fucking love this bed." matt groaned out int pleasure, sprawling his limbs out as much as he could without risking spilling milk. 

she took a spoonful of cereal into her mouth and grabbed her tv remote, powering it on. "what do you wanna watch?" 

"gravity falls." he spoke from behind a mouth full of food. 

then, the two just sat in comfortable silence. bob marley playing lowly in the background, the television turned up just loud enough to hear it, wrapped in the comfort of her sheets. 

cereal bowls placed on her nightstand with care, the two cuddled into each other, legs tangled as she hugged his torso, head laying on his chest. 

they both recognized the palpable tension that followed them everywhere. they both knew there was something there. something unspoken. 

but that it what it remained--unspoken. neither took any action, too afraid of the outcome. 

matt glanced down at her, watching her eyelashes bat as she blinked, focused intently on the screen. however, as if she could tell, she lifted her head and looked into his eyes. 

panicking, he looked back at the tv screen, urging himself to breathe normally. 

she stood up, a faint smirk painted on her beautiful face. "i have a great idea!" she said proudly, spinning to unlock one of her many windows to open it slightly. 

matt watched her intently as she bent over to look in the drawers of her nightstand, pulling out the essentials for a joint. "there's a reason we get along so well." he responded happily. 

she took mock offense. "what, its not my winning personality?"

"i guess that too."

"i'm gonna go flip the record, will you please roll it?" she asked with big pleading eyes, grinning widely when he nodded his head. 

upon her return, she saw him focused intently on creating the perfectly rolled joint. chewing on her lower lip, she watched as he rolled it tightly between his fingers, stinging his tongue out of his mouth to seal it shut. 

once finished, he held up the small object with a proud smile on his face. she giddily climbed back into the bed, placing the filter end between her lips, and lighting the end. 

she inhaled deeply, ignoring the burning in her throat, and passed it over to matt. 

exhaling, she once again snuggled into his side, craving his warmth. 

they passed the drug back and forth, enjoying the intoxicating feeling swarming their brains. her eyes had dropped down and turned red, and her need to be close to matt grew even stronger. 

at this point she had tuned gravity falls out, instead taking interest in the way the smoke lifted and swirled throughout her room, taking on the color of the few and far between sun rays that filtered through the rainclouds.

the sound of the rain falling against her balcony outside was comforting, nearly as much as matt pressed up against her, his heart beating steadily against her head.

passing it back once more to matt, she looked deeply into his eyes, refusing to look away, other than a quick few glances at his pink lips. she took her own in between her teeth. 

matt took a large hit, thankful for the drug's confidence boost, and brought his free hand up to her face. 

warily, he inched closer to her, pulling her closer with his hand. 

their lips were inches apart when he used his thumb to part them gently, tilting his head and blowing the vapor into her willing lungs. 

her hand snaked up to the back of his neck where she gripped the short hairs, and she exhaled the smoke. 

they paused for a moment, and in a quick decision she grabbed the thoroughly smoked roach, turned to snuff it out in her bedside ash tray, and turned back around to smash her lips against matt's. 

she was filled with the warmth she so desperately craved and needed. she straddled his lap and wrapped her arms around the back of his neck, shuttering as he traced up and down her sides and back with his. 

the music playing from the other room was forgotten about along with the cartoon show on the tv. all of their thoughts were consumed by each other. 

slipping his tongue into her mouth, he tilted his head and brought a slender hand up to push her even closer to him, if it was possible. 

they fought over dominance of the kiss, exploring each other's mouths with need, short, breathless whines falling from their throats. 

without hesitation, matt flipped them over completely, so he was laying his weight on top of her.  

Small hands caressed his face and gently tugged on his hair, wet noises making both faces heat up in embarrassment. 

finally, they pulled away to catch their breath, chests heaving and pressing against one another with each intake of breath. both were left speechless, gazing into each other's eyes with starstruck looks of awe and affection. 

it wasn't long before matt leaned back in, this time acting with double the desire, twice the passion as before. 

they made out for what seemed like hours--it probably was--rolling around in her warm bed, impossibly tangling themselves in her cream-colored bedsheets. 

the only breaks they took were to breathe and for short, affectionate conversations which always led back to them shoving their tongues down each other's throats. 

they pulled apart again, still breathing heavily. 

"matt, y'know... i've-i've never liked someone the way i like you.” 

he smiled against her lips, placing a few more longing kisses on them. 

tucking hair behind her ear and holding both sides of her face, he stared intensely into her eyes. 

“i am in love with you, doll.” he confessed truthfully. 

she beamed with joy, her sheepish reaction telling him she felt exactly the same way. 

“even when you have really messy hair and a little bit of dribble on your chin.” he teased and wiped her pointy chin with his slender thumb.

she rolled her droopy eyes and shook her head, her giddy smile never leaving her red, swollen lips “just shut up and kiss me, idiot.” 

[luvjunie]

hiiiii!!!!

idk if ur taking requests or not, but can you scenarios about miles 1610 and 42 (or just one of them) if they were your older brother reacting to you having a boyfriend/girlfriend taking you out or something (they radiate overprotective brother energy idk why😫🙏)

LOVEEE your work!!😊

AW THANK YOUUU SM 🫶🏽 miles42 a/n: this is exaggerated a little for comedic reasons lolll. and ik i’ve done something similar to this alr but i’ll honestly never get tired of writing siblings bickering so idc skskdkd

“Bye Miles I’ll be back by 9 don’t bother waiting up for dinner!” You rambled out in one quick breath as you whisked passed your brother’s open door.

“Aht aht, come back,”

Your lips smacked against your teeth when you stopped in your tracks. He had his damn Beats on and was literally bobbing his head to whatever he was listening to, how did he even hear you?

With the inside of your cheek between your teeth and a huff pushing from your nostrils, you spun on your heels and begrudgingly stomped a few paces back to see him already facing the doorway. You stared at him with an oblivious look that had an attitude written all over it, arms smacking against your sides and head moving like a chicken’s when you asked,

“What?”

He pushed one of the ears to his headphones back and gave you a curious look. “Where are you going?”

“Out, clearly.” you blinked.

“Yeah, no shit, but where?”

You looked to the side, then back at him. “Does it matter?”

“Uh, yeah,” Miles huffed a humorless chuckle. “Mom ain’t here, so that means I’m responsible for you. And even when she is here I’m still responsible for you. Shit, soon as you were born I was responsi—“

“A boy,” you quickly clarified with a hand out, hoping to avoid one of his soap-box rants. “I’m going out with a boy. Cool?”

“Cool, cool.” His lips puckered when he nodded to himself, screwdriver tapping against the little mechanical trinket he’d previously been working on.

Here we fucking go.

“What’s his name? He got siblings and if so, how many? Where he work at? Does he even have a job? Cause if he don’t he a bum. What car he drive or are y’all takin’ the train?”

You stared at him, bewilderment painted on your expression in the form of a scowl.

“Who are you, the CIA?”

“Doesn’t answer my questions.” He disregarded your own with a derisive shrug.

“Jalen. His name is Jalen. What you gon’ ask for next? His mother’s maiden name?” you joked. “Or what, his social security number?”

Miles glanced to the side, pretending as if he were actually considering it.

“Honestly, that would make things a whole lot easier.”

“Dude,” You rubbed your forehead, hand thrown to the air in exasperation. “How would I know half of those things?”

“Wha—You’on see where we live at?” Voice upped an octave in astonishment, Miles gestured towards the window behind him with his thumb. “There’s some crazy mfs out there, trust me I know—“

Your head dropped back when you groaned. “Oh brother—“

“What you should be asking is why don’t you know those things.”

“Look I’m not about to do this with you. You act like I don’t know that you weren’t at Uncle Aaron’s last night. But that’s what you told Mom, ain’t it?” You folded your arms and tilted your head. You looked far too complacent for him to call your bluff.

“Yeah,” You nodded at his silence with a smug smirk. “You think I don’t know about you and Aliyah by now? Especially when last week you were all ‘Mami, she’s my partner for a project, can she come over?’” you mimicked him in an insultingly goofy voice that wasn’t anywhere near close to his.

“Since when do you do ‘partnered projects’?” Your eyes narrowed.

His mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water told you everything you needed to know but you played on; all in a day’s work of sibling banter.

“Huh? What was that?” you cupped a hand to your ear, lashes fluttering when you looked to the side.

You: 1

Miles: 0

He cleared his throat, looking away once his face started to get hot.

“Aight, whatever bro. But share your location with me. Seriously, I’m not playing.”

“Yeah yeah,” You rolled your eyes, opening up your phone and clicking his contact.

“And if ole’ boy try anything, tell him I keep a pole.”

It was a joke. Kinda, but not really at the same time. That wasn’t the exact weapon he used, but it was close enough.

You scoffed. “Stop cappin’, you’ve never even shot a gun before.”

Miles didn’t say anything, but the look on his face suddenly turned dead serious. And as the both of you stared at each other in an eerie silence, you made a wise decision to not take the subject any further.

“Whatever,” You shook your head, motioning to your outfit. “Do I at least look nice, though? Be honest.”

Miles looked you up and down, his top lip arching when he did a so-so motion with his head. He knew you were genuinely asking, but what kind of brother would he be if he didn’t mess with you a little bit?

“Ehh, yeah.“ he shrugged, looking unimpressed on purpose. “Fit coulda been harder though. Shoulda asked me for help, I woulda got you right.”

“Oh good-fucking-bye.”

“Dude, I’m kidding!” he called out with a laugh as you stormed off.

[anon-unofficial]

hi and hello gamers

tis i, your local @kirchefuchs (sorry for the @ 😭) 🅰️non, here for. um. no reason. haha–

anyway

friends with @an-t-hiho (he/her)

ALSO FRIENDS WITH @kavoro (she/her) AND HER ART IS AMAZING CHAT SUPPORT HER NEOWWWW /silly

my gender is nothing and any pronouns work for me, but if you want anything specific, he/him is the way to go (but she/her is a no-go. i use neos and they/it pronouns as well tho, so get funky w it if u want)

asexual and greyromantic (greyroace, if you will)

below is a list of random stuff about me

1) be as unhinged as you want to be in my ask box, I do not mind in the slightest, just try not to be too inappropriate (swear words are completely fine. slurs are not.)

2) I'm not comfortable with mentions/depictions of sex n stuff, but I will be reblogging important sex stuff since. well. others may need it. sorry if that doesn't make sense I'm really bad at explaining stuff that isn't about my brainrots

3) speaking of which, I have a lot of em (I blame Ceres, Ann, and Merc /pos)

4) despite how many Good Omens posts I reblog, I do not watch the actual show, haha– I just think the fanbase is really cool STATEMENT REVOKED I AM THOROUGHLY SOBBING MY EYES OUT IN S2 E6 WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

5) my name is none of your business (Ann likes to call me Chay tho, but jsyk, it is nowhere near the chosen name I gave myself. I just really like the word "chai" (do not ask) and zhey decided to make Chay (pronounced ch-aye) my friendly nickname)

6) do not call me Chay tho ha h a . that nickname is reserved for people I trust (either online or irl, idc, as long as I trust you, I trust you)

7) I reblog a lot. duh. if you wanna see my personal tags, tho, they are as follows:

🅰️non talks

🅰️non's shenanigans

🅰️non's list of shit he wants

🅰️non's serotonin tag

🅰️non answers an ask

🅰️non's favorite stuff

🅰️non draws

🅰️non's sensational bullshit

🅰️non writes some shit

🅰️non's tag of sadness

and some specific tags for my buds:

SPECIAL TAG SPECIFICALLY FOR CERES

SPECIAL TAG SPECIFICALLY FOR MERC

SPECIAL TAG SPECIFICALLY FOR LING

SPECIAL TAG SPECIFICALLY FOR K

SPECIAL TAG SPECIFICALLY FOR GEOFF

so yeah

anyway, hope you have a fantastic day whoever actually decides to read all of this– bye and uh. have fun scrolling down my blog?

[oldmemoria]

*̩̩̥͙　-•̩̩͙-ˏˋ⋆ Introduction Post ⋆ˊˎ-•̩̩͙-　*̩̩̥͙

Carrd Hey there, friendly neighborhood idiot here to introduce himself B) this looks best on a darker mode btw

✯ Basic Info:

Hey! My name is Ash, I go by he/they/cat/ghost/vamp pronouns (I don't really mind if you use some over others). I'm a minor so uh,, don't be sketchy. I'm trans. super cool. also neurodivergent. awesome. I'm an artist, a casual furry, and worst of all... emo. I'm so sorry. /j

Putting the reading thing so it isn't too big of a post, pls keep reading!!

✯ DNI (DO NOT INTERACT):

Homophobes, transphobes, racists, antisemites, misogynists, TERFS (Trans Exclusionary Radical "Feminists"), SWERFS (Sxx Worker Exclusionary Radical "Feminists"). All of that sort. I don't put up with that shit. also Anti-furs, like can you guys just not for a second

LGBTQ+ Exclusionists. I'm an inclusionist. stay mad.

Harry Potter stans. You can be a casual enjoyer and interact idc but if it's all you post about I might block you.

If you're just looking to pick a fight... just don't. its tiring for everyone.

If I've specifically told you to fuck off.

Proshippers, Comshippers, and, get this, Anti-shippers. Your guy's discourse stresses me out dont bring me into that 😭

MAPs/ZOOs/Anyone who supports those. Please get help.

NSFW Blogs because I am baby.

if you have an nft pfp I will just straight up block you.

✯ What to Expect from this Blog:

Art. Lots and lots of art. mostly of OCs and characters that I my brain decides are the only thing worth focusing on <3

ON THE TOPIC OF ART: My art might contain triggering subjects such as blood, slight gore, bright colors (and effects that may cause eyestrain), Violence, animal violence, and implications or themes of s/h sui. I am not making light of said topics, art is art. I will properly trigger warning said art when needed, dw :D

Random text posts usually pertaining to fandom or just general thoughts or events I experience. I might rant here and there. who knows :3

Lots and lots of gay people (I wish they were real /j)

Catsss im a cat person

Other people's art I wanna promote :D

The occasional comment about politics, it's once in a blue moon so dw about it.

edits... perhaps....

Warrior Cats AUs for like,,, everything..

Overall just whatever I want because no one can stop me >:]

✯ FANDOMS IM IN!!

Spiderverse (I am unfortunately a Miguel O'Hara fan, but Hobie is better let's make that clear.)

Warrior Cats (I was introduced to it at the age of 9. I will never be the same.)

Wings of Fire (kind of i dont actually talk about it too much)

My Chemical Romance (also intruduced at the age of 9. I will never ever be the same.)

Gerard Way (His solo music and Comics, love him to death /p)

The Stolen Hope

Cookie Run: Kingdom (kind of... I'm falling out just a tad. Affogato Cookie deniers dni /j)

Sanrio (kind of)

Monster High (kind of)

Umbrella Academy

True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

✯ Favorite Music!!

My Chemical Romance

Gerard Way

Rebzyyx

The Cure

Foo Fighters

Green Day

Paramore

AJR

Evanescence

Jon Bellion

Glass Animals

C418

Lemon Demon

Pierce the Veil

Radiohead

Tyler, the Creator (I'm just getting into his music, thank you Tik-Tok)

Fall Out Boy

The Smashing Pumpkins

Weezer (lol look its weezer blue)

Gorillaz

Lovejoy

Mitski

Rage Against the Machine

Taking Back Sunday

Jack Stauber

Billy Cobb

8-Bit Misfits

Måneskin

Mother Mother

TV Girl

The Killers

And many mooorreeee....

✯ WEBCOMICS I LIKE

What Lurks Beneath

The Exiled

Red Stars

✯ EXTERNAL LINKS:

@ACT10N_CAT • Pronouns.page

bye bye lol

[slickchickchocolatier]

@rinbowaman

Bruv bye

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Akajjajajajajajajajajznnmjaammakakzmdnjdfjdkmsshsjdjdjfhfksma.amasksjdhdhdjjekekejsjd

OH MY GAWDDDDDD

Heelllooooo !????

You serve every time to us Rei😭😭😭😭😭😭

My godddd

Starting off with heelel drabble

Man my motherly Instincts really popping out with Helan like IDC he fictional he by baby 🐥🐥it fill me with a different joy seeing Helan's obsession too with me like i can imagine his cute chubby cheeks and holding my finger and calling me momma

I think i have more of a breeding kink than heeseung 😔😔

The bros fight over deciding who will take helan on each day. Sometimes I forget that Layla in this story is a sea serpent and not the dog so I was like cool jake taking halema to see Layla as in dog Layla and then m like waittt a minute layla is a sea serpent 😭😭😭I STILL LOVE BOTH LAYLAS

let me fuck the hell out of you

Bro just ...just ..m about to cry i love the way he makes us say that we like it like HELL YEAH I LOVE IT HEESEUNG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Man getting fucked by the devil under a waterfall ? Sounds like heaven ( u see what did here heheh)

I always have visual images ready whenever we fuck they just come naturally to me 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

Aahhhhh and oh my goddddd realena pregnant again at the enddddd

Jahshsjdjdjd really wanting it to be a girl

IN CONCLUSION

1000000000000×infinity / 10

Would read this drabble again and again till I die

Heethan ask reaction in another ask ❣️🫶🫶

Litterally me reading your stories 👇

😈

thank you for the wonderfully idea! I liked the waterfall scene with heelel and realena. And yes, for your ask I made her pregnant again in the end. Heelel just kind of goes beats more from time to time (he is after all….the devil) so sometimes, in order to tame him for a bit, your gotta just let him put one in the oven. Lol

[ventismacchiato]

LMAO IM JUST GONNA BOMB YOUR INBOX WITH ASKS BC I COUKD NOT CARE LESS WHAT MY TEACHER HAS TO SAY LIKE IDC THAT SOME RUDE BITCH LIVED A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO HES DEAD ROTTING???

ANYWAY I GOT A NEW BOOK TWO DAYS AGO!!

i got shatter me by tahere mafi

AND IDK IF YOU KNOW BUT I KNOW THAT IM TELLING THIS YOU RN-

Tahere is actually iranian!! and so am i which i find rlly cool bc i havent seen a popular persoan writer especially when they write in english so like im kinda crushing on her rn AND SHES LIKE KINDA FINE??? Yk?? like shes my new crushie wushie🥺🥺🥺

LMAO ANYWAY

time for uour daily space fact!

did you know that pluto (the dwarf planet beyond neptune) is actually so small that its only around 18% of the size of earth? in other words in around the smae size as russia, maybe even smaller, pluto also has a little heart on its surface🫶🏼

pluto is also so fucking slow (and far away) that it takes 200 something years (earth years) to complete a full orbit around the sun?

ANYWAY BYE GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS DONT DIE🫶🏼🫶🏼

-🌑

OMGGG SHATTER ME GUYS WHERE MY AARON WARNER LOVERS AT 😍😍

omg ty for the fact

TY ILL TRY

[liesbylae]

a guilty pleasure i have.. (choices)

you may know choices from goofy ads like this...

but PLEASE hear me out.. and LET ME SPEAK MY TRUTH. (well, if you're an irl of mine who's happened to find this, despite the fact i don't go by laena irl) if you are a likeminded individual who loves this app too, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME. AND FOR AGREEING. i love u already.

the ads are nothing like how the actual stories are, the actual stories are very interesting and in the case of the one i am about to talk about, fucking emotional and HEARTBREAKING quite frankly. i will be talking about with every heartbeat, which has been published on there for quite some time now but nonetheless, for likeminded individuals who regularly use this app, i will place a spoiler warning right about now just because im that cool and nice.

firstly, its about having a bf/gf named dakota (depends on what you pick) in high school (my irish single ass couldnt relate with that high school bs but lets continue) its a heartwarming story, as you find out they used to have cancer when they were little and its like aw is that why you were so scared of dating me thats no reason to be scared awsawuahfu anyways. now im gonna talk about this love interest because let me tell you the look options for dakota are CUTE. and i mean all options for them. but lemme show you mine hes so a a a a a

isnt he adorable?? and 95% of the time hes smiling so its even more djhfdsuhufhai a a a a a a?!?!?!? getting off topic im aware of how odd it is to be attracted to a drawing but sure look it doesn't matter!! continuing about this story, it has such CUTE heartwarming moments, like when dakota confesses their feelings its so adorable stop this behaviour!!!! and going to a fall festival, which is incredibly american as a european playing the game but idc its so cute!! but then at a certain point they faint and we find out their cancer came back and from here on out its an emotional rollercoaster.

now im not gonna fully spoil the ending, but i will imply it. because of the ending, i almost cried on a bus, because i played the last chapter on the way to school. with ceilings by beabadoobee playing in the background which i deeply regret because this book left me broken. HEARTBROKEN. DEPRESSED. never has any book, or anything left me so sad and left me pondering my own mortality actually taught me to enjoy life.

anyways i love choices and i will prob talk about it more in the future it doesn't deserve the rep it has ok bye

[coccyodynia]

things:

i cried so much last night that my eyes were so swollen this morning that they wouldn't open all the way and i was convinced i had pink eye, so i went to the dr and they said no they're just irritated and swollen that's it

i had a follow up appointment with my spine care team this morning and they said they didn't see any obvious reason for the pain i'm having so they're scheduling me a Ct scan to see the hardware from the fusion better bc it's possible the screws are loosening lol

in the meantime they did notice i have a bulging disc above the fusion which might contribute to some of the issues i've been having

they also saw signs of "wear and tear" which i dont like the sound of

so i have to do physical therapy and have another steroid injection or whatever and i'm not happy about either of those things

they did offer to give me a muscle relaxer prescription which i think will help

anyway

i had my annual review at work today and i got a small raise which is cool i guess bc i thought the owners hated me now but w/e

in one month i will be lakeside making s'mores and that might be the only reason i haven't offed myself yet

still not entirely sure what the fuck is going on with justin bc he got pretty overwhelmed when i asked him for clarity and he sort of shut down so for now i'm just taking it a day at a time, idc what ends up happening i just want him in my life somehow either way

ive been working really hard on my mental health stuff, my therapist has even said she can tell i'm taking it more seriously and putting in more effort than usual

im just so tired of feeling bad, and it turns out that sometimes journaling or making crafts (instead of getting drunk and fucked up) is actually fun

still having a hard time feeling really connected to people i love especially when i feel very much 'in distress'

not sure if that's just me or if it's an actual issue

i've taken my meds pretty gosh darn consistently for over a month now tho!!!! that might be the first time in my adult life i can say that

just really making a conscious effort to surround myself with as much of the things and people i love and it's helping

i haven't seen justin since pride and that sort of makes me sad but i'll see him soon probably

ok that's it guess bye

[awkwardexxodus]

What happened to Nico Stans

ok so first off id like to clear up that its not nico stans in general but a very specific group that i dont know what to call so thats what im going with. anyway.

theres just.. this blatant overexageration of every and any slightly-negative thing to happen to him, like seriously blown out of proportion. i am not in any way saying that nico didnt go through or that he wasnt done dirty over & over in the series but! theres a thick line between actual canon & fanon, personal interpretation and those people simply dont seem to care about it.

its weird because, ever since the cupid thing, you see a lot of people treating nico like a sweet little gay baby who can do no wrong ever, going as far as to turn him into some sort of twinkish damsel in distress, just waiting to be saved [by will]. i get the whole '[character] apologist', im an apologist for a lot of blorbos myself but, for you to be one, you need to acknowledge their mistakes & past errors first, which these people refuse to do.

and also the way they always insist on making up fake conflict between characters who barely, if at all, interact is so funny. especially when they get along fine on the few times they do. not only that but the conflict is always gonna be about getting revenge for nico all while completely ignoring the actual plot and lore behind the events they are oh so mad about. not everything is one dimensional. not everything needs conflit. chill. also will solace would NOT win that fight.

the wonderbread scene was not that bad [wasnt bad at all!!!] and also ten years ago. get over it. #faleitoleve

[elysianslove]

please for the love of everything holy, give us attack on titan dick headcanons like you did with jjk and haikyuu 🤲🏻🤲🏻

i've been waiting for this one and i love your fics sm,, you're literally one of my fav bloggers ily <33

havsjdd ONE OF MY FAVE SERIES YES,,, i can’t just do all characters so i did the ones i’m most familiar with (aka mains 🤧) if you want others lmk!!

as always, this is purely for fun!! i don’t intend to be crazy realistic :)

other works; haikyuu captains, setters, middle blockers, aces and jujutsu kaisen

ATTACK ON TITAN DICK ANALYSIS

levi ackerman

as much as this hurts, he’s probably barely average. i mean, to be fair, he was extremely malnourished as a child, but i’ll be generous and say he’s 5.2 inches. such a pretty cock :( like it has a dark golden/brown tan to it, with a pink tip. also idk why but something tells me levi has a birthmark on his dick. don’t ask, he just has like this cool, brown splotch right beneath the tip. anyways, it curves up and inwards, i’m so sure. the girth and length are proportional, and he’s relatively veiny!! cute, thick balls too. is being clean shaven a thing in that universe? if it is, consider it done obviously.

eren jaeger

he has a big dick idc. just so hung i cannot. eren dick print is immaculate i will cry. fat cock, 6.8 inches, veiny as fuck. like thick veins you feel them when he’s inside of you. the shaft is just the tiniest bit darker than his skin, and the tip is dark, angry red, especially he’s all hard and wet. doesn’t really curve, to be honest, maybe a little to the right. oh and he has fat balls. heavy balls. breeder balls. he cums and his balls are still so full — insanity. doesn’t shave at all though like it’s so unkempt <//3 likes to shove your face down when you suck him off as if to make a point <//3

armin arlert

omg his dick’s so pretty. like sososo pretty. pale shaft and the cutest pink tip. like it’s kind a pastel pink but then he’s hard and it gets even darker, like a dark pink. it flushes so gorgeous when he’s hard and dripping for you. he’s like 6.3 inches, and it curves at the tip a little. more veiny than you’d imagine actually!!! his balls and tip are extremely, over the top, sensitive suck on them and he’s gone. oof and if you suck and then blow cold air? he might pass out. obviously clean shaven! sometimes he forgets tho but same way he doesn’t care if you are, you don’t care if he is either. nothing screams thoughtful like armin after all.

jean kirstein

HES SO BIG HELP. idk the timeskip.... he screams bde..... horsecock jean..... 7.2 inches bye. literally mouthwatering pretty, just a tan, bronze-ish shaft, prominent veins, dark pink tip that gets all bright when it’s wet. longer than he is thick but he will rearrange your guts absolutely. stick straight, doesn’t curve, isn’t sensitive so he’ll straight up cockwarm you whenever wherever (cockwarm any of your holes which one is available rn shawty). he trims, and there’s the hottest happy trail from beneath his belly button down to his crotch. when he stretches and it shows fhdbdhcjf

connie springer

my boy has an average dick <3 just 5.6 inches, good girth, good length, no curve. actually it’s kinda fat.... kinda.... might be a stretch taking him.... it’s okay he lives between those thighs anyways. pale pink tip that doesn’t darken all that much when hard, golden shaft, prominent veins. he’s clean shaven because he’s scared you’ll leave him if he wasn’t </3 forgot once and had a freak out session the moment he undressed till he realized it wasn’t that big of a deal.

reiner braun

HOLT FUCK PLEASE. HIS DICK IS SO BIG STOP. he’s 7.7 INCHES NO TAKESIES BACKSIES. hole splinter. pussy/bussy destroyer. cervix kisser. tummy bulger. golden shaft and a dark pink tip. literally so veiny. so much girth you cannot. cannot imagine. just size kink with reiner pls. heavy balls that have so much to give, but baby’s so easily sensitive <3 kind of clean shaven? depends on his mood? the time he has? whether you’re 100% for/against it or 50-50, etc.

bertholdt hoover

why do i get the feel, the vibes if you will, that he has such a big dick. like it shocks people when they see it. he’s probably hella long like 7 inches long, listen i cannot explain it he just has a big dick. dark shaft and the deepest red for a tip. not that veiny, but curves nicely to the right. extremely sensitive balls oh my god. will cry if you overstimulate him <3

niccolo

sasha’s so lucky <//3 big dick i know it. 6.7 inches and it’s gorgeous, with a golden tan to the shaft that flushes out to a bright, pale pink tip. when he’s hard it gets a blush pink/red so pretty. kinda veiny, kinda not. like it’s alright! he has amazing orgasm control his dick‘s tip will be purpling but you have to cum a million times before he‘s okay with cumming. trims, so not 100% clean shaven.

porco galliard

such a fat dick. it’s like 5.1 inches but it’s so fat you will cry taking it. the stretch burns oh my god. also he has no concept of prep so please, teach him. mauve/pink-ish tip, just a light tan shaft. it’s kinda flushed all over tbh, darker at the tip, lighter the longer you go along his shaft. curves to the right a little! doesn’t believe in being clean shaven sorry <//3

kenny ackerman

sorry am i allowed to do him? dilf! or gilf? 🤔 idk i just know his dick is huge. massive. 7.5 inches. so big. the tip is such a dark red, the shaft is dark and tan. hella, hella veins. like so much. not clean shaven obviously. im not gonna say anything else i dont wanna taint my dignity even more.

[ideks-on-mars]

Thank Log for this one 💀

ANYWAYS YAMASHIRA CONFESSION HCS LET'S GOOOO

- Let's circle to the 2nd gen captains

- I just wanna say that I love them all sm

- If I hear one complaint about how I think Yamamoto is Nekoma's next captain and about how it's supposed to be Kenma or some shit I will throw a fit because FIRST OF ALL AS HIS BESTFRIEND KUROO WOULD NOT DO THAT TO HIM- and Fukunaga's more of the "Yeah, I don't wanna deal with that lmao good luck tho" so it's Yamamoto. Idc, idc-

- ANYWAYS RANT OVER

- Let's say the 2nd gen captain meet up happens. Just cuz it makes me happy

- Yamamoto knows Akaashi...he's heard of Atsumu...he knows the snake bastard Seguro...he's seen Ennoshita before...no clue who the rest of those fucks are

- Shirabu's heard of most of these people, he does his homework.

- No clue who Yamamoto is tho 💀

- They just meet up at a park or sum, nothing special. It's the weekend anyway they can do what they want

- Yamamoto, being who he is, is trying to come off as all super cool and awesome but he's freaking out a little.

- Shirabu just doesn't wanna do this.

- Immediately as soon as Yamamoto starts to talk he's classified as a meat head in Shirabu's book

- Yamamoto was honestly a bit stunned by Shirabu at first.

- He thought that one dude was Shiratorizawa's setter. They have a new one?

- And why was this dude so...? He doesn't even have the words. Graceful? Royal-like? A smartass? A mix??

- Yamamoto thinks Shirabu's handsome. Shirabu thinks Yamamoto's decent.

- They didn't really hit it off..? But at least they spoke to one another. That's a win in Yamamoto's book

- And he weirdly leaves a lasting impression on Shirabu. Shirabu really doesn't know why his mind keeps traveling back to that one dude. He needs to tell Taichi about this 😮‍💨

- Next time they meet they're a little, I wouldn't say timid, but they tiptoe around each other for sure

- They're intrigued you could say

- Yamamoto sits next to Shirabu in the little round booth they're squeezed into in some small café

- Omg their legs are touching

- Shirabu's honestly just thinking about how toned this guys thighs feel

- That's pretty gay of him to think about but ya know, yolo 💀

- Yamamoto's just like "Omg bangsie's sitting next to me 😍🤸‼️🔥🥶💦"

- Don't ask Yamamoto why he's so pleased by this cuz HE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW EITHER-

- This is like the feeling he gets when he's next to a pretty girl. But Shirabu's not a pretty GIRL, he's a pretty BOY. A BOY!

- Yamamoto's questioning his life rn, he needs to tell his little sister and Fukunaga about this.

- Shirabu's just thanking whoever's out there that neither of them are wearing shorts rn

- When it comes time to go back to good ol' Tokyo all the Miyagi folk walk them to the station

- Yamamoto says bye to everyone, he's sad to say bye to his friends that he doesn't see much but ya know, school and stuff. Plus he misses both his moms' cooking 😪 even if he was only gone for two days-

- Well lemme tell you that this dumbass pulls the most EMBARRASSING move and 👏HUGS👏SHIRABU👏

- AFTER NOT HUGGING ANYONE ELSE

- The other future caps are in the back lowkey losing their shit LMAO 😭💀

- Shirabu gives him like three firm pats on the back

- He's not good at this affection thing 😭

- Yamamoto spends the rest of his ride home wallowing in shame with Akaashi standing next to him, patting him on the back 💀

- SKIPPING SOME MORE

- Yamamoto's a big, strong, not-completely-but-enough confident man. He's gonna text Shirabu 😤

- His fingers are shaking while he's pressing the buttons ✋️😭

- It's just a simple little text, lucky for him, Shirabu texts back like 3 minutes later

- HE TEXTED YAMAMOTO BACK 🥴

- Yamamoto's about to play the lottery after this

- They actually talk??

- Yamamoto's so happy??

- Shirabu thinks that this man just becomes more attractive by the minute

- This is good, this is great actually 🤭🤭🤭

- It doesn't take long before they're both like, "Ok, I'm gay for this dude"

- They didn't wanna admit it at first but HERE WE ARE NOW

- They plan a meet up

- With just them two 👀

- Yamamoto is fully convinced that this is a date

- Shirabu isn't aware of this

- Yamamoto shows up with a flower 💀🤡

- Shirabu: 😳

Yamamoto: 😏

- Yamamoto's thinks that he's romanced him

- "Umm, thank you? What are these for?"

- Huh 😃😄😃

- He's already scratching the back of his neck

- "Well I figured that you usually get each other flowers on dates. That's what my sister said anyway."

- A DATE? 😭

- For the first time in Yamamoto's life, he sees a panicked Shirabu 😭

- "A date!?"

- Yamamoto's dying on the inside

- "I'M SO SORRY I JUST FIGURED-" "If I knew this was a date I would have worn something nicer! Taketora, you moron!"

- Oh? 👀

- "Hold these!" Uh ok

- Shirabu comes back looking like a God (as if he wasn't already hot before) and Yamamoto is basically on his knees praying to him

- "Ok, let's go 😮‍💨"

- Shirabu takes his flowers back and holds onto his elbow. Is Yamamoto dreaming? 😭

- "I really wish you would have made it more clear. I wasn't prepared at all."

- Yamamoto's whole face is red while he mutters out his small apology

- "I'm sorryyyy. I thought you looked good before so I just figured that you knew. 🤧"

- "I had fun today." "I had a lot of fun too! I'm glad you gave me the chance! I really really like you!"

- The date goes awesome :D! Yamamoto walks him back to the Shiratorizawa dorms and Shirabu, as much as he's embarrassed by it, is lowkey already head over heels. Not that Yamamoto's any better!

- They look more like two tomatoes

- "I really like you too..um..are you staying the night in Miyagi, or..?" "Oh I'm staying at Futakuchi's house for the night!"

- Shirabu's so nervous, someone please help this child out

- "Well, I don't want you to have to stay in Miyagi too late, because late train rides really suck and whatever but, do you wanna maybe get breakfast tomorrow..?"

- Yamamoto immediately agrees

- Breakfast tomorrow morning is so cute 🤧 idk it's just something about having breakfast together

- Shirabu's not as scared anymore, he has a task to complete, he's going to complete it!

- "So, I don't want to rush things but, it's hard to get dates in when we live so far apart. So I'm just gonna rip the bandaid off and ask you. Will you be my boyfriend?"

- Yamamoto's gonna have a heart attack

- "I was supposed to ask! But I guess I'll let it slide this time 😳"

- They're so happy :(

- Shirabu even gives him a kiss on the cheek and a smile and omg Yamamoto is going to explode

- Yamamoto tells Akane and Fukunaga, they're very, very proud of him 🤧

- Shirabu tells Taichi and Taichi makes fun of him

- It's ok tho, cuz at the end of the day who has a hot boyfriend, Shirabu does 😤

[izukult]

what they get you / what kind of gift they get you for valentine’s day :D

idc ab valentine’s day whether i have a partner or not but i would geek ab it for these mfs

warnings: swearing!! fluff 🤢

characters: hinata, kageyama, oikawa, suga, tsukishima, bokuto, akaashi, iwaizumi, matsukawa, atsumu

hinata shoyo ♡

this ray of absolute sunshine would see smth from tiktok and be like: yup. perfect. he’d get you like the chocolate box of crystals !! and be like “look at how pretty they are- this one looks like my hair!” and he also gets you some homemade ring from etsy and makes this big deal ab how “HES NOT PROPOSING BUT HE WOULD BUT LIKE- LATER ON BUT HES NOT PROPOSING AT ALL ITS JUST A PRETTY RING” he gives me secondhand embarrassment sometimes. really tho gets so giddy seeing you wear anything he buys you and if anyone ever compliments the ring he loves hearing you say “thanks! my boyfriend got it for me for valentines:)”

kageyama tobio ♡

he gives you this ratty ass old ass volleyball and you are trying your best to give him a convincing smile, but you’re really, really confused? it wasn’t the fact that it was volleyball related, it was just the fact it was so old. he rolls his eyes and turns it in your hands to show the tape on the other side of it. ‘kageyama t. grade 4’ MF GAVE YOU HIS FIRST FUCKING VOLLEYBALL PLSSSS that’s so goddamn cute i’m gonna throw up. you cried idc

oikawa tooru ♡

oikawa tooru is an overcompensating bastard man. no matter what he’s doing, he feels the need to prove himself. he kind of goes too hard for valentines LMAO. flowers and chocolates? yea. a teddy bear? i wouldn’t be surprised. a jersey? you betcha. romantic picnic at night? if you want. a playlist? probably. a necklace? maybe so. your favorite part, though, is the little note he writes you talking about how grateful he is for you that he slipped in your (his) jacket pocket at the end of the night. neither of you bring it up tho- bc emotions 🤢

sugawara koushi ♡

old fashion sweetheart i sure do love this man. i’m sorry to be so vague for this one, but his gift is definitely some very niche, partially homemade idea of some inside joke of yours. he wants you to know it’s personal to him, that he really put a lot of thought into your gift and that he loves you. a cute little stay at home kinda date, and you two make dinner together as you listen to your favorite playlists and laugh. very good fella. love him sm.

tsukishima kei ♡

his gift is that he doesn’t insult u all day😁🤝 no. no it’s not. he still insults you you’re not fucking dying why wouldn’t he? he burns you a cd and then realizes that’s kinda not cool and so he just makes you a playlist. actually explains the reason for each song (not verbally, though) and he brings u strawberry short cake bc he is convinced it’s the pinnacle of desserts he does not care if you like smth more take the gesture.

bokuto kotaro ♡

this lil dummy is so doting. starts your day off by bringing you your favorite coffee or tea and a lil kiss. he buys you guys something matching LMAO like maybe some bracelets or smth and while i am not a big “matching” fanatic and i don’t think bokuto would necessarily be an avid bracelet wearer, but he will not take that bracelet off unless it’s like a tournament game. definitely takes you out to some fancy dinner and also probably gets you kicked out of the restaurant

akaashi keiji ♡

akaashi is very down to earth. so, he knows what you’re going to want. he also knows what he wants to give you. so let’s say you’re really really into smth he rly rly hates, he’ll listen to you talk about it absolutely, but he might not spend money on it? in his eyes, the gift would be just like your relationship— a mutual understanding where two separate people come together. i cant say what it would be specifically (i’m sorry D: if u want my generic answer it would be: a lamp), but it definitely is a representation of what the two of you are together.

iwaizumi hajime ♡

he gives you something disgustingly meaningful. like the kind of nice that makes you want to gag yknow? but you don’t really know how meaningful it is at first?? he gives you like this little “photo book” esque thing, and you KNOW oikawa gave him the idea LMAO. it’s already so cute but at the end there’s just a little piece of paper with a day on it and you’re like what? and he shrugs and goes “wonder what that is? hmm” and you know he’s teasing u so u kinda joke ab it but he won’t tell u. then at the end of your date when he’s dropping you home he kisses you and he’s like “oh yea, that paper??” and you’re like omg yes finally and he looks so nonchalant when he says “yea, kinda weird that i remember this, but that’s the day i fell in love with you🤢” and he nods and laughs and you’re just Staring. you are STARING loss for words but he fucking leaves before you can ask him ab it. this made me physically sick to write bye

matsukawa issei ♡

simpleton scrub. buys you a gag gift or pretends he doesn’t remember. starts breaking out laughing when you try to hide ur disappointed look (it’s ok to punch ppl sometimes😁‼️). his real gift is kinda cliche, but i feel like he really has no idea what he’s doing for like actual relationships even if he tries to hide it. he just gets you like one of those rectangle bar necklace, and he does get his initials on it bc he’s kind of a braggy fuck, but he only does it on one side so you can choose whether to show it or not.

miya atsumu ♡

this man is absolutely a perfectionist. he is so loving, absolutely, but he’s also kind of immature? so, he’s a little nervous to give you a gift because what if yours isn’t as good. LMAO it sounds rude, but he always wants to be pushed to be better and do better, and even tho this is a declaration of affection, he can’t help but attaching competition? so he buys you two gifts- a mediocre one and what he thinks is really good. the mediocre one is just like a stuffed animal and the really good one is personalized, and well thought out, and it just Screams that he loves you. it definitely centers on a passion of yours so i can’t get like a specific example but if you play guitar he like bought you a fucking case youve wanted for months kinda vibe LMAO. also, truth be told, bc he’s a sucker for you, no matter what u get him he’s gonna give u the “mediocre” gift and the other one as well.

[5qu1dink]

hoo hoo oc time

i don’t know how many notes this is gonna get but idc!! this my lil oc family, or as i call them, the cannibal family sitcom. im making up jordan’s backstory as i go along bc i don’t remember my old one so her heart stopped beating while she went missing and she did die but got over it i guess and went home all safe and sound. she’s ourple bc i think it looks cool, it has nothing to do with anything. she met Riley and fell madly in love. ever since her disappearance though she had gotten skinnier and weaker until her brain went monkey mode and she mauled someone who was just hiking in da woods. she came to the conclusion she can only really survive off of human flesh and Riley, the smartest and most logical woman she is, said cool and helped jordan hunt humans by moving to the country side so they won’t get caught </3. despite moving and regularly hunting people being Riley’s idea she is still the most anxious about being caught that she tries so so hard to be normal that shes just awkward :(.

Nat is the oldest, they grew up in the hunting and butchering, they travel quite a bit in a big hippie van, making “friends” and kidnaps them to bring them home to eat el o el. they are unstable but very charming so they get a pass. Caesar is autistic and is very expressionless and monotone, but is also super fucking nerdy my god what a geek. ze has so many dnd characters and will rant for hours about zer fandoms, good for zem ❤️. Bones is 11 and that alone is a sin but she also needs to use a cane due to a spine injury that no one will talk about, he has adhd and loves loves loves trucks. but above all that she overshares all the time and even told his classmates that his family eats people! but she was in kindergarten and everyone was like lol? weird ass kid. riley is also a science teacher and that’s it bye bye