#by joey

[someonesrealityshifting]

Small thing that breaks my heart:

When I was in third grade, I told this boy that it would be my birthday in four days, and he said, “okay, then I’ll buy you flowers.” Four days later he comes up to me and says, “my mom wouldn’t let me get flowers but I found you this violet in the grass.” That in and of itself was iconic and so so sweet, but it gets better.

A month later, I had to move, and because it was third grade, the teacher made everyone write me letters to say goodbye. His said, “I hope you have so much fun in your new house that you forget about me. I hope that you’re always happy and you never miss us. I’m sorry I never gave you flowers, but I can give you some now.” And he fucking. Drew me flowers.

No, Joey, I never forgot you. You are the reason I have standards in this life, and I’m so grateful to have known you. I hope you’re happy, wherever you are, and I hope that the rest of your days are filled with as much joy as you gave to me. I spilled water on the card about five years ago, and half of it is a a jumbled mess now, but I still have it. It’s the only card I still have.

The funny thing is this dude and I hardly ever interacted. I knew he played football because he was on the town’s kids’ team and my brother was on the middle school team, and I knew he was one of, like, three Joeys in our year. I had a crush on him but obviously never communicated that because it was fucking third grade, but somehow those three interactions imprinted on who I am as a person. I am forever changed by Joey from third grade.

[castielsprostate]

having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bibleofficial]

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

[orphetoon]

do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

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[lovingrunawaypeach]

[undeadbanjos]

of course this was fuckin' improvised.

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

joey batey did not write "you're not a coward cause you cower; you're brave because they broke you, yet broken, still you breathe" (x) to be known as the toss a coin to your witcher guy

[fullmetal-optimists]

This thing provided so much entertainment the whole weekend, you could get lost in the sea of his wrinkles

[neonphoenix]

It's August!!!!!

Read Dickjoey everybody!!!!!!!!!!

[sustancy]

when I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

[tielmamon]

hand slipped

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Joey Wheeler existing.

Seto Kaiba:

[henryscavills]

Happy New Year🎉

[mutantninjamidlifecrisis]

get ya with the punk tactics

[hipsternumbertwo]

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