#bxrdly

[im-s0rry]

Pocket Sand - Episode 2: THE TURKEY-ADVENTURE.

*Shikari, Hero, and Roti are all in a group somewhere in the Pocket.

Hero: <. . . So I then I started throwing out all of the slurs I could think of at this guy until they disconnected.

Then I fell off of a cliff and died.

Real fun stuff.

Shikari: . . .Why dXd you fXXl the need tX sXy thXs???

Roti: I'm so, very confused. . .

*Rustflare then appears out of nowhere

Rustflare: *Dramatic entrance* GUYS. I HAVE AN IDEA.

Shikari: Oh. . .YXU. . .

Hero: <Oh jeEEz not this dude. . .

Rustflare: LISTEN. I REALIZED A FLAWLESS WAY WE COULD FIX ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS IN LIFE!

*Roti started cowering in the corner*

Shikari, grabbing for her blade: TXll us whXle you stXll have vXcal Cords, FRXXK.

Rustflare: *Turns around dramatically* WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING

TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

Shikari: . . .What the f-

Rustflare: AND THEN WE'RE GONNA KILL SIGMABIRD5001!!!

Shikari: . . .

Hero: <HOLY SHIIII-

Roti: W-what's, going on???-

Shikari: FXNALLY! AN ACTUXLLY GXXD IDXA OUT XF YOUR STXPID MXUTH!

Rustflare: *Smugly turns around* I KNOW. GENIUS, ISN'T IT?

Roti: Ummm. . .I, Don't know about that guys. . .

Hero: <BRO. I'VEe BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY THAT!!!

Rustflare: HEAR ME OUT: BERDLY SUCKS-

Hero and Shikari: We're in.

Roti: W-what??? Y-you're just, gonna kill Berdly like that???

Rustflare: WHY OF COURSE.

Shikari: I cXn finXlly stXb that BXTCH. . .

Hero: <And I can finally get a singular kill.

*An awkward silence falls among the group*

Rustflare: DON'T WORRY. THIS PLAN IS COMPLETELY FOOLPROOF

AND ALL WE NEED TO DO IS BREAK SPACE TIME.

Hero: <. . .Welp. Thanks for nothing you little cu-

Shikari: I knXw someXne who cXn help wXth thXt.

Roti: I-I can't believe you all are,

so Adamant on k-killing Berdly like that. . .

Shikari: Why wXuldn't we bX by nXw?

Roti: . . .I-I stand, corrected. . .

*Timeskip to five minutes later*

Rustflare: *turns arm into a sniper and loads it* ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE.

Shikari: I HXTE THXT I HXD TO GXT STXCK WXTH YOU,

EVXN IF WX ARE KXLLING BXRDLY.

Rustflare: I'VE GOT EYES ON THE TARGET:

HE'S NOT LASTING TILL SUNRISE. THAT'S FOR SURE.

Shikari: CXn yXu just CXN IT?

Rustflare: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Roti: Ummmmm, guys. . .

Shikari: WhXt is it, RXti?

Roti: I'm still not, s-sure about the whole,

killing Berdly thing. . .

Shikari: There yXu go agXin with thX SympXthy. . .

How PXthetic. . .

Roti: . . .Well, I've been,

Thinking. . .

M-maybe killing Berdly in the past,

Isn't the, b-best idea for us?

Shikari: . . .WhXt's that sXpposed to mean?

Roti: Like, If we killed him in the p-present, we would still be killing him. . .

But in the past, he won't b-be able to make us. . .

He won't be able to write c-cringy fanfiction or m-make bad games. . .

Cause he'll be dead. . .

And then we'll be dead. . .

And then everyone's dead. . .

Rustflare: . . .I SEE YOU'RE POINT.

*lowers sniper arm*

WITH EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS OF THOUGHT, THIS PLAN WAS:

STUPID AS #!%$

Shikari: . . .

*Shikari takes a breath to steady herself before knealing down to get on Roti's level*

MXybe yXu're rXght, kXd. BXTCH, cXll off the attXck.

Rustflare: ALRIGHT, I-

*Sudden realization*

WAIT.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

OH NO.

Shikari: . . .WXIT.

*Hero comes flying down, propelled towards Berdly by the power of a rocket laucher she had for some reason.*

Hero: <I AM A GODDESS OF DEeeaaAAATH!!!1!

Everyone else: OH GOD NO!!!

-End of Episode 2-

Credits:

Shikari by: @mercair

Hero by: @goo-dripley-art

Roti by: @followerex

Rustflare by: Me!

-Best Regards, Jackal.

[smellslikejustice]

“Hey. Hey guys.”

“Look who just entered the void.”

[toomanysweaters]

“ANIMAL CROSSING IS THE MOST VALID GAME! Berdly is just mad that I can destroy him with Isabelle on Smash Bros!”

[soulcaging]

@bxrdly​ replied to post: SHUT UP KRIS

would you prefer it to be a red christmas instead of white, berdly ?

[lv2tactician]

@bxrdly​ ------------

noelle had ditched them (thank god). it was after the first few enemies she had frozen that she had panicked, saying their voice was off, that what they were doing was wrong, and running off into who knows where. 

whatever, they thought. they didn’t need her. they could simply make themselves stronger. so they did.

stained sword drags along the ground behind them as they walk through the alleyways, on the prowl for any more resources.

and that’s when they spot him (oh no). the blue feathers, the ridiculous outfit. berdly, faced away from them, probably still looking for his precious queen.

perfect.

gloved hand raises up to cough into, to signal his attention. (please run)

━━ ♡ “Berdly.”

[girlbossdad]

@bxrdly """ ew """

                                ❛ - call me apple app store bc i'm about to take down this yappy bird . - ❜

[rudestbuster]

"Susie, if you need to sate your appetite with something not supposed to be consumed, spare the books and eat a sticky note or something instead. Please."

* Susie stops, setting down the book that she was holding like a burger. She hadn’t even known anyone was watching her. She barely contains her laughter as she looks over at Berdly.

* "Maybe next time you open your mouth I'll eat YOU, birdbrain."

* Nice one, Susie, she thinks to herself.

[prophetcy]

✱   anonymous  ( @bxrdly​​ )   ⊱   why are you so handsome what the HELL

❝    oh  my   !   no  no   ,   i’m...   i’m  not  that  handsome  am  i...   ?   also  you  shouldn’t  uh   ,   cuss  like  that...   !    ❞

[mettatoniicya]

     He’s been observing the others behavior from a fair distance, gloved hand delicately placed under his chin. Mettaton’s taken enough mental notes, watching as the other nibbles a baguette given to him by a stranger.  Peculiar.  Not that he was judging, of course.  

   “ You remind me of someone, sweetheart... ” Mettaton’s already made his approach, his hand finding his hip. “ Do you often just take food from strangers like this? ”

@bxrdly​​ didn’t ask for a starter but -

[knghtheart]

@bxrdly​   said   :   eat 5 bucks

     * okay, smart guy.      * that’s gonna cost ya ten, ‘cause you’re        supplying the five bucks i’m eating.

[dreemrhero]

there’s a twitch in their cheek, lips pulling away slightly from their teeth. they could feel the perspiration of nervousness gather at the back of their neck.

“ it was — definitely a dream. i wouldn’t think much more about it. dreams can be … weird, anyway. ”

[atemoss]

“It’s almost as if you should have, as they say… listened?” @ sooz

“I get it already!”

Completely lost and this is what the guy is going on about, go figure. So what if she may or may not have insisted on going about things her way, maybe she would’ve gone along with his plan if he wasn’t such an asshole when explaining it.

Taking a breath, Susie slowly exhaled in an attempt to calm herself. She wasn’t helping either, none of this was. With black smoke wafting from her nostrils, she huffed before turning back to him.

“You don’t have to rub it in, alright?!”

[toomanysweaters]

Berdly when he sees Noelle in Kris’s party.

[soulcaging]

✏️ If you're still accepting, draw the Berd plz

send ✏️ for kris to draw your muse !

                      “  your... feathers ?  reminded me of sonic so i made you go super sonic while t - posing. enjoy it, i guess.  ”   they definitely didnt make him t - pose cause they don't know how to draw their classmate.

[lv2tactician]

━━ ♡ “I-I thought you were dead!”

[girlbossdad]

@bxrdly unprompted.

                               ❛ - burghley , where'd you go ? - ❜ as she speaks , she's purposefully viewing above his head , hand piloted over brow to cast the doubt of his stood features before her , lips pursed . ❛ - oh dear , this does not compute . error : where is peon ? new indication cited — look elsewhere . - ❜

             turning on a heel , shoulders shrug , boisterous laugh cackling out with hands lilted to the skygrid . ❛ - OH WELL , i guess i can start domination without my feathered friend . - ❜ a snort . ❛ - """ friend """ lmao . - ❜