#bwahahahahaha

[spaciebabie]

funnily enough, he's kind of right.

[highdefhoetry]

it's free real estate

[pleasetakethis]

NOT BIGFOOT GETTING THE HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS ENDING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[bitchy-peachy]

Divine revenge is the getting the voting-age kids of my dumb republican relatives to vote democrat.

The fact that it isn't so hard to convince them makes it funnier. Those kids been wanting to rebel one way or another.

[demonslayerdoodles]

Guys

I auditioned for a play and didn’t get in, so I did tech instead uwu

Then I was tech AND ensemble >^<

Now I’m an emotional support bird 🐦 >w<✨

[technovillain]

DID U KNWO!!!

u can make your brain make the psychonauts sound effects at any time!!! (i am making the pn1 psi-blast sound rn)

[ash-the-porcupine]

can you do johnny×nooshy headcanons?

*rubs hand together* I was born for this!

-Nooshy and Johnny really hit it off when they first started training together for the Out of this World performance.

-They began meeting up every day at Canyon Cafe just to hang out whenever they finished dancing for the day and Johnny was free.

-During the time in Redshore, Johnny learned all of Nooshy's favorite treats. Strawberry ice cream, hershey's chocolate sauce, caramel frappes... everything.

-Nooshy picked up a few of Johnny's favorite things as well. For example, he is especially fond of dark chocolate.

-In the end, Johnny invited Nooshy to come along with them back to Calatonia. She agreed, and ultimately, Buster was thrilled to have her join their strange little family.

-Nooshy is still adapting to the chaotic vibing of this group, but she loves it so, so much.

-Half the time, she stays at the theater with Moon. The other half, she stays at the garage with Johnny and Marcus.

-When she's at the garage, she and Johnny dream up the wildest ideas of entertainment. One day, I swear Marcus is going to walk in to find them performing a seance.

-Nooshy and Johnny get in their fair share of trouble as they make a habit of swiping treats, possibly breaking every driving law in existence, and riding skateboards... just about everywhere it's possible to ride a skateboard.

-Over time, Nooshy and Johnny both realized their feelings were a bit beyond simple friendship.

-And, eventually, Johnny plucked up the courage to ask her on a date. With some friendly, affectionate teasing, Nooshy accepted with eagerness.

-Their dates became a regular thing, and Nooshy eventually started staying full-time at the garage with Johnny as she found her place in Calatonia.

-Little does Nooshy know, Johnny has quite the birthday celebration planned for the lynx...

[midwestvalleygirl-moved]

well i guess further proof that i'm honestly gorgeous and the world is just blinded by fatphobia is that the only thing people would say to my ex after i broke up with him is "you were out of her league (because she's fat) anyway" like damnnnn cant say anything about my face? can't even call me ugly baby? i feel like this rn

[panickedforcefield]

*sips at drink*

ah yes. Forgot about sinday. Whats tomorrow again? *has forgotten everything*

[amasiusblog]

interaction i had 10 mins ago

me: i wish twitter was more like tumblr look how many notes i got friend: you have a tumblr? me: no i don't.

[blinday]

The secret is to not speak about it in therapy and instead just post about it on the internet. But not just in one account oh no, bc then your friends would see it so you post on 2 different pages so neither of your groups of friends will know the full story and none will be too concerned

[spaciebabie]

In a figth betwen these two who wins? Your springtrap or goku(mid)? (if you aren't familiar with Dragon Ball Budokai Tenkaichi 3, Goku Mid is Frieza Saga and early Android saga Goku)

i think that 9 times out of 10 springtrap would get folded by goku. the only way springtrap would win is b/c he "always comes back" and the 10th time goku tries 2 kill him is when goku is like a million years old with grey hair and creaking joints. thats when he gets the last laugh. thats when goku falls. its not a battle of strength....its a battle of Perseverance

[supernova3space]

It's funny how I can make the readers think one thing when it's actually the other

Make a willlldd guess

[domesticated-feral]

google docs is not ok

[benanazauce]

@eminxene

[spaciebabie]

Imagine. Springtrap. And he. And he springs. And he springs your trap. Like Springtrap.

this is really good guys