#buying three tickets to Carlton vs Essendon even though you only have one friend
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Might just eat caviar now because the minimum wage is going up
#wearing gold chains around the office#going along to the auction of your boss' investment property and acting like you're going to bid#buying a new car#telling the neighbours to stop parking in our spot because you want to put your new car there#buying jam when it's not on special#going to Sydney for a concert of a guy you'd never heard of before a few months ago#going to Taylor Swift three times#moving to Brighton#not mentioning that it's actually just a studio apartment#going to all the comedy shows#buying three tickets to Carlton vs Essendon even though you only have one friend#I'm sorry for being rich Tumblr#i can't help it they increased the minimum wage this isn't my fault
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