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Now kiss, guys!!!!
#beavis and butthead#beavis x butthead#beavhead#Beavis#butthead#Butt-head#Gay#Cartoon#mike judge#mike judges beavis and butthead#butthead sucks#beavis and butthead do america#Beavis and Butthead do the universe#paramount+#Gay Cartoon
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I'd like to congratulate the 2024 GOP, facing a must-win election to keep their orange felon messiah out of prison, for somehow actually doing WORSE than McCain picking Palin in 2008.
#hilary for ts#politics for ts#i mean at least palin was... kind of... popular with the nutty wing#vance just sucks#everyone hates him and he sucks#this is what happens when you let uday and qusay... i mean beavis and butthead... i mean don jr and eric make decisions#you know as noted#fascists like to present themselves as terribly smart and suave and competent#it is always worth remembering they're just really fucking stupid
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Butthead doodle… he is a good boy 😩
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On my soul man
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#beavis and butthead#todd ianuzzi#the comics suck. just wanted to mess with shapes and colors.#art tag
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2022 comic ass-istential crisis
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Op-I can't believe this but i gotta be honest.
I liked her art and content but not the explicit ones. Now I gotta wait one
Year lol.
Glad she texted me-
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Feelings Suck, page 3 of 3.
Based on the "Beavis and Butt-Head use violence, laughter, and stupidity to repress trauma" theory.
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Peppercorn Bing Bong is so, so pretty
#his attitude sucks a big one though#why for you bite me?#babe you can't just voluntarily climb into my hand and then be pissed that I'm holding you#pa22#pa22m7#peppercorn bing bong#peach corn snake#truly a special butthead#snake#snakes#reptile#reptiles#reptiblr#corn snake#corn snakes
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Beavis and Butt-Head fanfiction
Butthead was sitting outside of Maxi-Mart eating a hotdog, waiting for Beavis to come out of the bathroom. What’s taking him so long? “Huh huh huh, he’s probably spanking his monkey, huhuhuhuhuhuhu..” A shady looking woman covered in a cloak comes out from behind the alley. Probably just some homeless lady. She starts approaching Butthead. “Hey, I don’t have any money, huhuh, you’ll have to get your funny powder another time.” She keeps on walking up to him. “Lady, are you deaf?? Huhuhuh, I don’t have any money!” She gets close to him and extends her hand, with a doll in it. “This is for you, Butthead…” Butthead looks at the doll and grabs it, now holding it in his hand and looking at the detail, not watching the creepy woman anymore. “Uhhhh… I don’t play with dolls, huhuhuhuh. Here you go” He tries to hand the doll back to the lady but she is already gone. “Huhuhuhuhuhuhu, creep.” Beavis finally leaves the bathroom and sits down next to Butthead, not even noticing the doll and just eating some nachos he got from inside.
“Hey, Beavis, huhuhu..While you were in the bathroom beating it, some creepy lady… I think… gave me this doll, huhuhuh. It kinda looks like you, huhuhuhuhu.” Butthead hands Beavis the doll. “Uhh, Butthead, I don’t think you should be messing with this. I’ve seen shows on TV, and they’re dangero-” “Shut up, Beavis, huhhuhuhuh.” Butthead slaps Beavis across the face to shut him up. Beavis screams out in pain and just mutters under his breath, “hmm, sure sure, yeah I- I guess you’re right, hmm..”
Over a few days, Butthead grew very attached to the toy, not listening to Beavis’ warnings. On a random Tuesday, Butthead decided to steal Mr. Anderson’s riding lawn mower and take the doll out for a ride. “Huhuhuh, hey baby~, huhuh. This is my kewl car, uuuhuhuhuhuhuhuh..” Butthead says to the toy, which he has now named Beaver. (He took it out for a date and saw a beaver and named it that) Beavis was wearing his finest suit, which isn’t very fine, because Butthead had asked him to be the waiter and bring them some food he had taken from Mr. Anderson’s pantry, which was mostly just cheetos and beer.
As Butthead is poorly driving the lawn mower with Beaver, Beaver falls out and gets its left arm stuck under the lawn mower and is very easily torn off. Beavis was walking out of Mr. Anderson’s house, carrying the beer in his left hand and the cheetos in his right, he suddenly drops the beer. And his whole arm. Beavis shrivels up in a ball, and sobs in agony. Butthead hears the cries and stops the mower. He gets off and picks up poor, poor Beaver. He sees some glistens of red in the corner of his eye and starts running towards it. He sees Beavis sobbing, as his arm is pulled off and he dropped the beer. Butthead sticks Beaver in his pocket and scoops up Beavis in his arms and carries him to the house.
He sets down Beavis and gets some gauze for Beavis’ severed shoulder, clueless on what happened and where his arm is. He starts soaking up the blood, but is also kind of laughing at Beavis’ horrible predicament. A few days later, Beavis and Butthead and Beaver are sitting down in front of Maxi-Mart, when that same shady lady walks up to Butthead again. “Give it to me, boy.” She says. Butthead looks confused as hell and says “What do you want, asswipe?” She says, “give me the one you have named Beaver”. Butthead just looks pissed off now, and shouts “I’ll never give you Beaver! I love it. Go away, dill weed” She starts looking angry now, too, and says softly but angrily, like a mother, “Beaver or Beavis. Take your pick.” Beavis hears his name and starts getting nervous, but also angry. “H-hey, buzz off, bunghole!” He stands up and kicks the lady in the girl balls. The lady just disappears into thin air, but so does Beaver. A note is left behind, probably saying what happened, but we will never know because Beavis and Butthead set fire to it in an alleyway.
#beavis and butthead#i dont know what to put here#nom nom loses her shit#idfk whats wrong with me#my sister forced me to write this#it sucks ass btw#beavis x butthead
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Beavis and Butthead Do Christmas. 1995.😆
#when mtv didn't suck#beavis and butthead#90s nostalgia#90s vintage#animation#mike judge#ho ho ho#christmas#tis the season
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hippie teacher ☮️☮️
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What I drew today at school.
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hmmm...
#sorry im obsessed#the comics mostly suck but there's a LOT of van d stuff. just for me#beavis and butthead
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look they finally did it
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