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01. Bloom | NIKO OMILANA

word count: 1k +

warnings: n/a

a/n: for the niko gworls, happy reading 📜

Your day was marked by the crisp of the evening warmth and the hubbub of your friends who – stationed in front of you – were competing in a game of volleyball. Throughout the ruckus, some sand managed to be lodged in your direction.

“Sorry mate!” Aj yells from the distance in front of you.

You yell in feigned fury and massage the corner of your pinky toe that the sand lightly grazed.

“Well now you’re just being dramatic,” Aj jests.

You were being dramatic.

Asshole! You thought. And then you agreed. Then you laughed.

Aj laughs along before continuing his game.

“What are you doing laughing with him? Laugh with me.” Your gaze falls upon your boyfriend who currently lays his head on your thigh, an arm loosely draped across both your legs.

You and Niko along with your friends needed a break and you all agreed on the leisure activity of a beach day. You’re now sitting in the comfort of a tree’s shadow, trying to cater to the needy koala attached to your leg.

“Well make me laugh, then.”

“You’re a little wisecrack, huh?” Niko pinches your inner thigh – not rough enough to hurt you, but rough enough to elicit a yelp from you. Your boyfriend haughtily laughs at the look of disbelief displayed on your face.

“You idiot, I said, make me laugh, not you.”

Niko smiles at you, “I’m sorry, love,” he plants a small kiss on your thigh, his fingers playing with the string of your bikini.

“It’s ok,” you softly assure him; your hand instinctively reaches for his hair as you massage his scalp, turning your gaze to your friends once again.

Sharky yells at the both of you to join the game, and you’re not too sure if that was a question or an order, but you both get up anyways.

Adorning your mini skirt, you head on over to your friends’ direction; but not before your boyfriend grabs your upper arm and leans down to your ear, declaring that he’s going to “whoop your butt” in Volleyball. You raise an eyebrow and ignore the nagging thought that the sunlight enhanced the beauty of your boyfriend’s face tremendously. Sarcasm paints your smile as you pat his butt before running off to your team. You giggle and ignore the flustered calls of Niko’s.

Both teams stood at a tie, and your team’s win depended on this very round. You catch Niko's eye, and he winks at you.

Bemused at the punk’s attempt to fluster you, you wink right back and get in position to strike the ball that Kenny set from the back.

“Aww, dear, why so serious?” You feign a pout and poke at your boyfriend’s chest.

You’re both strolling alongside the shops that border the beach, enjoying ice cream cones; and you, specifically, revelling in your boyfriend’s loss during the volleyball game.

Niko glances at your playful pout and rolls his eyes, a slight smile threatening to break out on his face. “I’m not, you little bug.”

“Yeah, you are,” you drag out the ‘Yeah’.

Keeping his gaze straight forward, Niko raises the back of his hand and tips your cone back, the ice cream caking your nose.

“Bastard!” scandalised, you hop and fling Niko’s ice cream cone.

The entire ice cream cone falls flat onto the road.

You and Niko stare at the flattened ice cream cone in disbelief.

The dread on Niko’s face evokes a snort from you, to which your boyfriend looks at you unimpressed.

“Here—” you extend your hand that holds your ice cream cone - albeit melted, but nonetheless - “—you can have mine.”

“Thanks, but no. Let’s go buy a new one.”

“All the way back there?!” You turn your head back, mourning your future self’s legs at the sight of the long journey back to the ice cream shop.

A huff eludes from your boyfriend, before he hoists you up into a bridal carry.

You are more than comfortable in this position, licking your ice cream as you enjoy the view of the face of your carrier.

In the store, Niko sets you down on a chair. An accusatory finger is pointed directly at you. “Stay.”

A mumble akin to ‘sodemandingsheesh’ leaves your mouth, but you comply nonetheless.

Niko overlooks the ice cream flavours, eventually figuring out the one he wants. At the thought of you, he turns to ask, “Love, do you—”

He finds that you’ve not only left your seat, but that you seem to have found a lot of comfort in the sidewalk across the street which overlooks the ocean.

He smiles, endeared by your antics. Niko turns back around to the employee. “Make it two, please.”

“That’s entirely unfair, you were making fun of me!” You and your boyfriend are sitting back at the beach, under the same tree, the sun’s gleam ever so mellow; debating where things went wrong before the Incident.

“Well, you’re the jokester, I figured you could take a joke,” you defend your mockings from earlier.

“She’s not wrong, Niko,” Chunkz validates your point and you nod your head at him in acknowledgement.

“Chunkz, shut your mouth.” Niko wasn’t actually mad. He enjoys the banter a lot. Like. A lot. He thrives off of it.

“Rude body,” you shake your head as you tut at the man sitting across you. “Also, it’s your turn.”

Niko moves his knight to G3. “Your turn.” At the sight of a stray hair, he tucks the strand behind your ear. You look up at him, a questioning smile adorning your face.

What’s his strategy?

Sensing your thoughts, he rolls his eyes at your paranoia and clears up “That wasn’t a strategic move; can’t a man love on his girlfriend?” You don’t fail to see Niko’s smug smile.

You realise your boyfriend’s priority of flirting left his Queen in a vulnerable position. “First of all, don’t ever say ‘love on his girlfriend’ ever again — ” you move your knight, “Second of all; checkmate.”

Your laughter reverberates and your friends break out into celebratory song and dance; and Niko can’t help but smile at the joy exuding from you.

“I’m sorry for making fun of you.” You interlock your fingers with his and kiss his hand.

“It’s ok,” Niko assures you.

Sitting on the deck while overlooking the sunset, you and Niko enjoy the sight in each other’s presence.

“I love you.” You utter.

Niko stared at you and couldn’t figure it out. Maybe it’s the warmth of your skin. Maybe it’s the way the late evening sun’s gaze appreciates the rich brown of your eyes. Maybe it’s the way you physically react to an intense moment in the books you bury yourself in. Maybe it’s the elegance and unapologetic kindness you emanate. Maybe it’s the warmth of your soul. Maybe it’s all of this. Maybe that’s why he is in love. Who cares, really? That much he can't deny. He thinks of little else but you. And when you turn your head to meet his gaze, he thinks he’s fallen in love all over again.

“I love you too.”

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This chapter is a whole lot of Bill and Ford talking and I couldn't think of a good illustration for it, so have a funny comic instead.

Here's chapter 9 of The Pines Have Captured Human Bill Cipher And Nobody Is Happy About It (otherwise known as Wasting Away Again in the Goldilocks Zone). Sept 13 2024 - now updated for TBOB compatibility!

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Ford knocked on the bathroom door. "Time's up. You've had your two hours, Cipher."

There was no reply.

Ford glanced at Stan.

Stan grumbled under his breath and cracked his knuckles. "BILL!" He pounded on the door. "Either you come out of the bathroom, or we're dragging you out by your ankles!"

No reply.

"That's it," Stan snapped. Ford nodded in agreement and took a step back to cover Stan as he opened the door.

The bathroom reeked of chemically-enhanced rotten eggs. From knee-height down, every single surface in the room was plastered with curly blond hair. Behind the bath tub—naked, curled up in a ball, and hiding beneath a towel like a child—was Bill.

Stan and Ford gaped at the scene. And then they cracked up.

"Most—" Stan wheezed, "Most people just use shampoo! But hey, whatever floats your boat!"

Trying to sound stern and failing, Ford said, "I hope you plan to help clean this up."

Bill didn't reply. 

Stan coughed and pounded on his chest. "Gah. Almost choked on my dentures."

"How did you do this? I know we removed the blades from the room." Ford was glad he'd put on his boots. He picked up a bottle of hair removal cream from the bath tub and tested the weight. Almost empty. "You didn't use this on your scalp, did you? It's far too caustic to use around the face."

Stan asked, "How do you know?"

"I've experimented with many shaving techniques, Stanley."

Bill didn't reply.

"Bill?" Ford's smile faded. "Did you burn yourself?" If he was burned badly enough, that was an infection risk—the last thing they needed was to haul their prisoner to a doctor...

He took another step toward Bill. Bill tightened his arms around his knees and retreated further into the corner. And still he said nothing.

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Stan and Ford agreed that dragging Bill's naked butt out of the bathroom wouldn't do anything to help protect Gravity Falls from the horrible alien triangle menace, and also wouldn't make them feel particularly noble; so they left the door open, told Bill to get dressed and get out, Stan went back to bed, and Ford sat in the attic window seat to wait.

It took almost thirty minutes before Ford heard Bill trudging upstairs. He had dressed, thank goodness, but still had the towel draped over his head, like a Victorian widow in a mourning veil. Ford wondered if it was bad to find the sight of his obvious distress so funny, or if the fact that it was Bill made it okay.

Bill got close enough to his window seat nest to spy Ford's boots from beneath his towel, veered off to the side, and curled up in a corner of the attic.

"Well," Ford said, to say something; and then drew a blank. Finally, he said, "The next time you claim you're out of practice at a basic human task, I'll believe you."

Ford could have sworn he heard the towel-covered lump hiss like a leaky tire. Had he gotten a laugh?

The ice broken, Ford went on: "Are you injured? That stuff can burn even when used correctly. And—you did not use it correctly."

No response.

"Just—why did you—why?"

No response.

"Say something so I know I don't have to call an ambulance and tell them you're in shock." Ford did not relish the idea of explaining a mysterious woman with no ID to a hospital.

Apparently, neither did Bill, because he muttered, "I don't need medical assistance." And then, "So I didn't want hair. Baldness isn't a sin. Get off my back."

"That's a heck of a way to get rid of it."

"Yeah, wow, I guess so. I wonder why I didn't just use a razor."

"You could have... You could have asked for a shave."

Bill let out another tire-wheeze laugh. At the thought of asking for help, or at the thought that he'd have received it?

"Bill—"

"Go away."

Ford frowned; but he got up, headed downstairs, and shut the bathroom door as he passed so Bill couldn't go back in.

And a few minutes later, came back with a sandwich made out of the first odds and ends he could find in the fridge, and a six pack of hard apple cider. "Here." He set the plate and six pack on the floor near Bill. "Mrs. Ramirez hasn't touched it, I promise."

Bill didn't move, not even to see what food Ford had brought.

Ford shifted his footing nervously, his common sense insisting that he'd demonstrated all the decency he was obliged to and that it was time to go; and then he sat down again on the window seat. "Listen," he said. "Bill." (He shouldn't be doing this, he shouldn't be talking to Bill Demon-Triangle Dimension-Destroyer Cipher, eternal nemesis, ruiner of Ford's life, threatener of his family; but right now, it was hard to see Bill Cipher beneath the hurting human.) "I've—been here before. I know what it's like to—to be trapped in an alien dimension, surrounded by hostile locals, with no way home." He tried not to think about the fact that Bill was the main reason Ford had been trapped, or that Ford was now one of the hostile locals, or that the locals (and Ford especially) had a damn good reason to be hostile to Bill, or that they all didn't want Bill to get home. He was kind of curious find out where the heck he was going with this conversation. "I know what that... grief is like."

Ford thought it might be an insult to suggest Bill was capable of grief; but Bill didn't twitch. Ford went on. "I know how tempting it is to—to ignore everything but the fight ahead. Never mind hot food, shelter, showers, fresh clothes, a comfortable bed. Luxuries you can tend to when your work is done. But—a fire can't keep burning without fuel and fresh air. Depriving yourself those 'luxuries' doesn't turn you into some ascetic warrior-monk. It simply... burns you out. It makes it that much harder to achieve anything." Ford shrugged. "I—learned that the hard way."

He tried not to think about the fact that Bill had been the fight Ford had burned himself out for. Or the fact that Bill no doubt saw Ford as his fight. Or the fact that Ford didn't want Bill to achieve anything. He immediately regretted the decision to find out where he was going with this conversation. What was he doing?

Voice muffled, Bill said, "You think you're the only person who's ever had to get used to an alien dimension before?"

And Ford remembered—a moment too late—that Bill had destroyed his home. It was so easy to take that information, the horrific enormity of it, and stop there; but follow the implications one step further, and that meant Ford had never once seen Bill in his own dimension. As long as Ford had known him and billions of times longer, Bill had been a stranger in a strange land. Ford should write off this conversation as a loss and leave.

"This isn't my first rodeo," Bill said. "But hey, thanks for coming back up just to patronize me. It's really what I needed tonight."

To hell with leaving. Ford wasn't letting Bill get the last word in after he'd tried to do something nice. "This is your first time being a human in an alien dimension," Ford pointed out. "You said it yourself earlier—I've bathed hundreds of times since you last did. As an energy being, you've never had to make time for regular showers, or sleep, or exercise, or..." He almost said food but paused. He'd seen Bill eat as a triangle. Was that fun or necessity? Never mind. "You probably think those chores are beneath you—but your body needs them whether you like it or not."

Bill laughed harshly. "Wow, this is rich coming from Dr. Food Pills who bathes monthly."

"Hey! I've improved since my postdoc days and if you were half the stalker I know you are you'd know that!"

Bill didn't argue; he just changed his angle of attack and muttered, "'Eat better and bathe more,' says the guy who locked me out of the fridge and bathroom."

"I—" Well. Ford couldn't really argue with that. And he didn't regret it. "I know it's... not an ideal situation." The opportunity hung in the air for an and I'm sorry, and Ford self-consciously hurried past it. It was the thing one said in these situations, but it wasn't true. He wasn't sorry, he shouldn't be sorry, Bill was here on death row. "But I'm just trying to..." The sentence died. Why, exactly, was he trying to help Bill?

"Why would I want any help from you?" Bill's voice was venomous; and under the circumstances, Ford couldn't fault him for that. "Even if you didn't kill me and capture me! For all your talk of needing shelter and comfort when you're stuck in another dimension—you never accepted any help from me. But you think I can't take care of myself?"

Ford stared at Bill. (Not that there was much to stare at, except the top of a towel.) "I never accep—? You never offeredany help!" Not that he would have accepted it if Bill had, but just the outrageous suggestion that Bill had been—what?—charitably offering interdimensional refugee services that Ford had stubbornly turned down—?

"I never got the chance! You dove into the first wormhole you could find—you didn't even bother to say 'hi'!"

"Why would I say 'hi' after everything you—! Plus, you placed a bounty on my head! Within thirty seconds of my arrival!"

"So I got excited!" Bill uncurled just enough to shrug. "Anyway, the bounty was to bring you to me alive! C'mon, Stanford, I know you steered away from the frats in college, but you know what a little friendly hazing is, right?"

Flabbergasted, Ford echoed, "'Hazing'?" And then, even more disbelieving, "'Friendly'?"

"Sure!" One eye, almost luminescent in the shadows beneath the towel, peered over Bill's knees. As if Bill was as baffled as Ford and needed to see him for himself. "You built us a portal, you got cast out of your dimension into ours—you were gonna get a hero's welcome! You'd joined the gang! You were one of us!"

"I'd—spent weeks trying to stop you!"

"So?"

Ford gaped. Bill was a liar, he reminded himself—a liar, a manipulator, and a conman. He'd say anything to portray himself however he thought most useful. Ford remembered arriving in the Nightmare Realm. He'd relived it over and over—in hundreds, if not thousands of nightmares. "That was no welcome party. You were surrounded by an army of monsters."

"Hey, those are my pals you're talking about!" Bill laughed—a sincere, easy sound. It was unnerving, how real that laugh sounded. "Hate to point out the obvious, Sixer, but you've got a handshake that '30s Hollywood woulda designed a whole movie monster around. Who are you to judge appearances!"

Ford's thoughts flashed briefly to the Glass Shard Beach freak show he'd met as a child—the humans who'd called themselves "monsters" and who'd called Ford their "abnormal ally," the frightening friendly freaks who'd welcomed him warmly. He pushed the thought away. Bill wasn't running some kind of weirdo sanctuary; he thought making Ford think he was would win him some sympathy. "You were sitting on a throne. Made out of optical illusions. Like a self-appointed tyrant."

"Oh! You noticed my throne!" Bill's head lifted a little more. "Hey, I got that custom made! It's upholstered with the torn fabric of reality! Say, did it look three-dimensional to you? I'm told it looks 3D if you cross your eyes just right, but, well, you need two eyes to cross 'em."

"Wh—" Ford blinked, trying to remember what the throne had looked like. "Was it... not 3D?"

"No way! Do you have any idea what it'd cost to upholster a whole extra dimension in the fabric of reality? I'm not about to drop that kind of gold on a feature I wouldn't even use!" Bill grinned up at Ford. All Ford could see was the one eye and his teeth. "But hey, if you couldn't even tell the difference—I guess the autostereogram detailing was worth it!"

And Ford thought, he means it. Bill, mad thing he was, never thought that being Ford's friend and destroying Ford's universe were mutually incompatible. When he'd arrived in the Nightmare Realm, Bill hadn't been hunting him, he'd been welcoming him. Lounging on his stupid tacky throne, hanging out with his terrible friends, feigning a punch at the new guy to make him flinch before laughing and inviting him to the party. And Ford—sleep-deprived, terrified, paranoid—hadn't seen it.

And then Ford thought, he's lying. It was over thirty years ago—thirty-one, technically (time ticks ever on)—and Bill could say anything he wanted about what he would have done if he'd caught Ford, because he hadn't caught him. Today, Bill probably thought his comfort, if not his very survival, was dependent upon convincing his captors that he was so much less a threat than they thought he was. It's all a harmless misunderstanding! It was no misunderstanding and Bill wasn't harmless.

Ford got to his feet. "We remember that day very differently."

Bill's smile faded into the dark. "Yeah. Guess so." And then his eye disappeared as well as he curled in on himself and vanished under the towel. That wasn't like him. Ford had expected at least a little gaslighting.

Strange body in a strange land. And a recent death (metaphorical or literal, Ford still wasn't sure). Of course Bill was more subdued than usual.

Ford told himself not to worry about Bill. (He was unnerved that he had to tell himself.)

"Well." He gestured vaguely at the sandwich, decided against doing something nice like reminding Bill he needed to eat, and said, "Don't waste food."

He mentally chided himself as he walked downstairs. He'd been careless; he'd almost let his guard down in front of a friend who'd betrayed him. He'd been nice to Bill. He'd tried to encourage Bill to take better care of himself—when Ford was plotting to kill him, for crying out loud! Why? Because the human body made him forget this was Bill? No. Because Bill had tricked Ford into seeing him as a friend again, for just a moment, talking about parties and pals and—of all things—his stupid upholstery? Also no; that had come after Ford had offered compassion. It would have been nice if Ford could have blamed Bill. He'd like to think that he was being manipulated; it would free him from any personal culpability. But Bill hadn't done anything—except look miserable.

And that didn't line up with how Ford remembered Bill. Maybe that was what had thrown him off? But—he wasn't sure. Ford had spent thirty years with his thoughts spiraling around Bill, and now it was hard to think about Bill at all without second-guessing every thought that passed through his head. He was a recovering Cipherholic—and the fastest way to fall off the wagon was getting exposed to your addiction. He'd have to ask Stan for a reality check.

Another question gnawed at him as he kicked off his boots and climbed back into bed. When he'd been cast from his dimension, the portal was still functional, just uncharged. There was nothing Ford could do from within the Nightmare Realm to either reactivate or destroy the portal. Bill had seemed in too good a humor to have had punishment on his mind; and since Ford had been both useless and unthreatening, Bill probably hadn't wanted to recruit him for his help or eliminate him for Bill's safety.

So what had Bill wanted him for?

What had Bill wanted him for?

He'd probably just wanted to kill him. For no particular reason. For fun. Bill didn't need any other reason, Bill was insane.

Ford tried to convince himself that was true.

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Bill had gotten careless. He almost let his guard down around a friend who'd betrayed him.

He couldn't really blame himself. He was a consummate extrovert with nobody to talk to. Captivity in and of itself was bad enough; but without his friends, he was... bored. That was the word. Bored.

But he was fine.

Bill's stomach ached. He peered at the food Ford had brought.

After a moment, he dragged over the six pack and popped out a can of cider. Nothing better to prove he was fine than some good old I'm Fine Juice.

That bathroom could be useful. He'd never be trusted in there for two hours unsupervised again, but if he mastered the art of the ten-minute shower and claimed he still needed an hour, that would give him some uninterrupted privacy. He could work a little magic in that time, even if he was limited to human capabilities. Most local female humans wore makeup, Melody probably kept hers in the bathroom; and in a pinch, there was toothpaste and shampoo; he could write with those. You could get a lot done with two mirrors, running water, a writing tool, and a human body full of blood.

Maybe he could call for help. Acquiring the supplies to get a call through to Hectorgon or Amorphous Shape would be difficult, much less calling any of his outerplanar pals; but Kryptos kept a psychic line open in dimension 46'\, if Bill got his hands on some candles he could reach him. At least, assuming Kryptos bothered to pick up the call. Bill hated the thought that his fate rested on whether or not the most annoying person in the multiverse felt like taking a call from an unknown number, but what could he do about it? If he could just reach the mindscape, this would be so much easier—

No, that wasn't quite accurate. He could reach the mindscape. He dreamed. He just... couldn't control it.

This body clamped onto his soul like an iron maiden. He couldn't just shed it like an old coat, the way he'd always effortlessly moved in and out of physical bodies before. He'd tried, curled up in the window for hours at a time, meditating silently, reaching for that point where he quietly detached from his borrowed form—but never grasping it. A couple of times the effort had exhausted him into falling asleep.

He knew his way in and out of human bodies—along with plenty of other earthling bodies and the bodies of aliens from countless dimensions. Leaving it should have been easy. There was no good reason for him to still be stuck.

But there were plenty of bad ones.

Three possibilities: thanks to the unconventional way he'd left the Theraprism, his power was still sealed away (if not removed entirely), and he was simply too weak to disentangle himself from this body's neurons; the reincarnation process had fully turned his soul from a triangle into a human; or, something about the Theraprism's machine locked souls into their new bodies. Maybe to keep the newly-rehabilitated from immediately shedding their body and returning to their old ways.

A lock that simply needed to be picked would be the best option—but with his limited powers, it was also the hardest to identify except via process of elimination. He could start by figuring out humans' own techniques for controlling their dreams and shedding their bodies and see if that helped him. (Part of him hoped it wouldn't. If it did, it would be all the more likely that he really was just a human—the worst possible option.) He was sure Ford had done some reading on astral projection at Bill's suggestion, maybe he still had those books somewhere. Bill couldn't just ask for them. Ford wouldn't trust Bill with them.

Not yet, anyway. But with time...?

Ford's little visit had been unexpectedly encouraging. He'd been a fool to ever offer Ford freedom and power instead of leaning on humans' soft spot for vulnerability. The whole woe-is-me routine was clearly working. Even if Ford had probably only pitied him because...

Under the towel, Bill's scalp burned. He could feel the alien contours of his head.

Never mind, never mind, never mind. This was all part of his strategy. This was his plan.

The point was—he thought, for just a moment, he'd gotten a glimpse again of the Ford that was his friend.

Bill could use that.

He'd keep working on Ford, softening him up. Ford had already brought food. Rookie mistake. So few humans realized that once they'd done one favor for someone, they'd set themselves up to make every favor after that a little bit easier. Bill would have Stanford Pines wrapped around his finger again in no time.

And until he'd worked his way back up to big favors, it might be nice to have someone to play chess with again. He was bored. He missed his friends.

He missed home.

He missed himself.

A lump formed in his throat. 

To drown it, he popped open the first can of cider, chugged it in several large gulps, and reached for the second.

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(This is sort of the first chapter we've had to slow down since this fic started, so let me know what y'all think!)

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I have all these incredible request prompts that want to turn into something but my jobs have got me exhausted! I'm having a hard time not just going asdfghjkl b-bellies

So, the best I can offer you for now is my latest brain worms about fat mechanic Steve Rogers and diner owner Bucky Barnes.

Steve starts out as this burly mechanic, always in his dusty, dirty dark blue coveralls and work boots with grease stains on his face and hands. His blond hair is fucking mess so often from running his fingers through it and getting it stained and rumbled. So, Steve is just this huge dude working on cars and trucks and even big rigs because-! His auto shop is next to the truckstop just off the interstate.

I can not stress this enough. He's a big, capable guy. Lifting heavy shit with teeth-gritted grunts, putting in the elbow grease to turn the most locked up lug nuts, sweating and swearing his way through jobs that look grim but always pulling the car or truck through. He's a damn good mechanic, so much so that he has clients that want to repay him. Truck drivers that come back through after he did them a solid with a damn good job on their rigs will bring tokens from other states, drop off homebaked food if their significant other happens to live around there, or some of them even bring gift cards. Gift cards like one to the newly opened diner just across the street in the heart of the actual truckstop.

It's an all-American diner, so at first, Steve passes it up. He can eat American food whenever he wants! He can at least make burgers on the grill. He isn't a totally helpless cook. C'mon. But when he has a gift card and works late for a client to get them back on the move... he doesn't have dinner with him, so... might as well try it.

The diner is seemingly run by this one guy, Bucky, despite how much foot traffic this place has to get with all these truckers and road trippers stopping in. Bucky's a damn fine cook, though, Steve finds that out quick. Everything he orders for dinner is moan out loud good.

The first night, he has a greasy, heavy American food feast. A bubbly coke with a thick bacon double cheeseburger and a side of heavy loaded fries. For dessert, he splurges on a wide slice of pie and a healthy scoop (scoops, really) of ice cream. Before he leaves, taking time to digest before he has to walk back, Bucky even sweet talks him into adding a milkshake to his dessert. Steve has to eat it with a spoon, the shake is that thick. It's so sweet that he can feel it in his teeth.

Bucky's food has to be enhanced somehow, though, 'cause he can't stop. It's too good. Steve's never lost control with food like that before. Woof. Steve waves it off that first night, though, he'll work off the calories easy. It's just one night.

It's not just one night.

Steve first goes back every once in a while, which turns into a few times a week to every day for lunch to... he has lunch there and then heads back to the diner for dinner, too, even if he's not staying late at the shop. Sometimes, he has dinner at the diner, and by the time he gets home, he's hungry again. So he makes himself dinner, too.

With all the greasy, stick to your ribs diner food Steve's coveralls change from baggy to fitted to tight.

His whole body gets wider. His thick, strong neck welcomes a friend in the form of a thickening double chin. His shoulders start to slope, soft and fat, not hard chistled stone. His big arms are bigger, muscle covered with this layer of pudge. His chest gets soft, so soft that his stretched nipples start to poke through his grease and sweat stained white undershirt when he rolls his coveralls down and ties them around his (fatter) waist on hot afternoons. His belly and waist are the real goners, though. His butt rounds out, and his thighs pack on enough to jiggle - something he's never experienced before - but nothing comes close to his gut. And it's a GUT. Round and firm and huge.

Even when he hasn't just stuffed himself to the point of groaning and sweating with excess, his fingers don't sink into that fat. It's hard fat that gets in the way. He presses himself harder and harder against the cars and trucks he works on, trying to get as close as he wants to be to work, but he can't get there. His belly doesn't squish nearly as much as he thought it would but... maybe he's just never empty. His stupid belly's in the way. It's in the way constantly! When he's zipping up his coveralls (and when they're already done up, his rounding stomach presses against the heavy fabric like it's trying to break free), when he's on a creeper under the chassis, he has to jack up the car more than normal now, just to make sure he fucking fits underneath the thing, when he's looking in a client's trunk for a spare tire or whatever and he has to bend over and there's his gut, oof, when he's taking the vehicle for a test drive and he has to suck in to attempt fitting behind the wheel... usually, he ends up having to adjust the whole seat, and still, his gut pushes up against the wheel. His gut can't stop being in the way but... Steve can't stop eating. He's weak for Bucky's cooking even if it's making him feel heavy duty himself, or like his body has gone from a regular truck to a big rig.

He feels it most after he's gorged himself on another unending diner meal, leaving the place bloated unbelievably, having had to unzip his coveralls or burst the zipper with all the pressure of his overfull belly. He waddles back across the street to his shop, stomach gurgling and churning audibly the whole way. Hell, as he goes, he's stifling burps behind his fist from jostling his gut too much, half-running across the road to get outta the way of traffic. He's not getting any work done like this. He can't. Too full.

He's gonna fucking lie on the floor and wait for his bloat to go down or something. His coveralls are unzipped to his big waist, and his undershirt has rolled up to expose his tight, shiny, stretch-marked gut where it sticks out between the open half's of his coveralls. Someday soon, he's not gonna be able to fit into those things. Too, soon, he's gonna get stuck in a car or underneath it or some shit, he swears. It's worth it for that food, though, God, he's addicted to it. The greasy, salty, fatty flavors. The aching fullness of too much. The way Bucky stares at him like he wants to have him for dinner as he sweats and groans and burps through his hearty meals. Lunch and dinner.

Suddenly, with an uncontrollable craving in the pit of his overgrown stomach, Steve wonders what the breakfast menu of the diner is - he's never had it. Maybe... if he heads home now, he'll get to bed early enough to digest in his sleep and wake up in time to make it here for breakfast? He can't drive with his belly in the way like this, though! What if... what if he sleeps in his shop and gets to the diner first thing? Then he can eat his heart out before work 🥵

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Frontis Almy

Part of the 5th generation of my legacy, Frontis is married to Katura Dubljarna. No CC included in the download - please see the list and links below.

Partner(s): Katura Dubljarna

✨ DOWNLOAD HERE (Google Drive)

Clothing/Accessories:

Glasses - Pralinesims | Domino v1

Hat - Ice-cream for Breakfast | Giovanni hat

Pants - Rona Sims | January daily wide jeans

Shoes - Miro | Stretch chunk boots

Top - Ice-cream for Breakfast | Alejandro sweater

Hair/Makeup/Skin Details:

Beard - Intro | Beard 08

Blush - Espiritus Sims | Eye bruises

Body Hair - Luumia | Body hair v5 plus

Contour - Pralinesims | N01 talia

Eyebags - Obscurus | Eyebags n5

Eyebags - Tamo | Basic eye bags

Eyebrows - RemusSirion | Eyebrows n34

Eyelashes - Kijiko | 3D lashes (uncurled)

Eyelids - Magic Bot | Eyelid details

Eyelids - Obscurus | Eyelids n3

Hair - Wistful Castle | Russell

Lips - RemusSirion | N306 Hydro

Defaults:

Skin - Luumia | Vanilla default skin

Eyes - Pralinesims | Oasis v2 default

Sliders & Presets:

Butt - CmarNYC | Enhanced butt slider

Chin - Magic Bot | Default chin slider

Eyebrows - Magic Bot | Default eyebrow slider

Eyes - marsosims | Eye size slider

Face - Obscurus | Face presets

Hips - Luumia | Hip shape slider

Lower Legs - CmarNYC | Enhanced lower legs slider

Mouth - Magic Bot | Default mouth slider

Neck - Golyhawhaw | Extra width neck slider

Nose - Magic Bot | Default nose slider

Nose - Obscurus | Nose slider n6

Thighs - CmarNYC | Enhanced thigh slider

🐌 Many thanks to the CC creators! 🐌

@espiritus-sims @golyhawhaw @ice-creamforbreakfast @introsims @kijiko-sims

@luumia @magic-bot @marsosims @miro-sims @obscurus-sims

@pralinesims @remussirion @rona-sims @tamo-sim @wistfulpoltergeist

[miriyasims]

Naya Singh CC List

Hellooo Everyone! I decided to start uploading monthly on Patreon, so this month I'm uploading Naya! This sim was the center of a Community Post I made last year after a HUGE cc dump. She was also the face of my channel for a little bit. I finally decided to upload her cc so enjoy! She is already up on my Gallery this post is for her CC so she looks the same/similar. I do have some default replacements in my game which I will also list below but she still might look a little different without them. This post is also on my Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/MiriyaSims

TOU: Please don't reupload anywhere else but you are free to use as a base sim!

Default Replacements

Magicbot FEET 1V REMASTER: https://www.patreon.com/posts/feet-1v-remaster-92135508

Magicbot ALPHA TEETH: https://www.patreon.com/posts/default-non-19-34447183

[NORTHERN SIBERIA WINDS] NON DEFAULT EYE COLORS N1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/default-and-eye-78446533

Skin Details/Sliders/Presets

NorthernSiberiaWinds CLEAVAGE MASK N4 OVERLAY: https://northernsiberiawinds.tumblr.com/post/694100099192815616/cleavage-set-cleavage-mask-n4-90-from

Chewy Butterfly Samaya skin updated: https://www.patreon.com/posts/base-collection-74281504

Okruee misc face details OCCULT: https://www.patreon.com/posts/misc-face-71370172

Nose Shaders Merged SD faaeish: https://faaeishccpreviews.tumblr.com/post/648642853067800576/skin-details-nose-shaders-by-faaeish-download

Sammi_xox_Eye Masks: https://sammi-xox.tumblr.com/post/689881262932082688/skindetail-dump-just-some-skindetails-from

[CB] - Athena beauty marks: https://www.patreon.com/posts/basics-set-67978057

Sparkle Eye Detail [Skin Detail]: https://simulationcowboy.tumblr.com/post/176038369702/so-ridgeport-wanted-some-more-eye-highlights-so-i

SimMandy Spotlight Skindetails: https://www.patreon.com/posts/because-every-i-42027501

lamatisse BARE skintones MERGED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bare-skintone-40506361

Sammi_xox_Lip Masks: https://sammi-xox.tumblr.com/post/689881262932082688/skindetail-dump-just-some-skindetails-from

ZF_nose dump #4: https://zebrafiz.tumblr.com/post/702688677376229376/fable-a-preset-dump-in-honor-of-hitting-2k

[NORTHERN SIBERIA WINDS] HEAD SHAPE PRESET FOR FEMALES N2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/head-shape-set-74056677

Chin Preset F N1-3 [NorthernSiberiaWinds]: https://www.patreon.com/posts/female-chin-40861084

[NorthernSiberiaWinds] LIPS PRESETS F N33-41: https://www.patreon.com/posts/female-new-year-60554269

EVOXYR preset Eyes 02 visions: https://www.patreon.com/posts/visions-eye-35862806

MBFeetsliders21V: https://www.patreon.com/posts/default-foot-2v-49120209

MBDefaultboobsslider2v: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67483208

LUUMIA_mod_EarPresets: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ear-presets-ear-68076191

miiko-chin-slider_Fixed: https://www.patreon.com/posts/chin-slider-71874918

cmar_EnhancedButtSlidersV3: https://modthesims.info/d/611940/enhanced-butt-slider-updated-6-15-2022.html

Ice-Cream For Breakfast Shoulder Sliders Updated: https://ice-creamforbreakfast.tumblr.com/post/174719671440/download-i-updated-the-shoulder-slider-to

miiko-eyebrow-slider-02(far-close): https://www.patreon.com/posts/eyebrow-slider-47997173

LUUMIA mod Hip Shape: https://www.patreon.com/posts/hip-shape-slider-68039104

cmar_EnhancedLowerLegSliders: https://modthesims.info/d/614161/enhanced-leg-sliders-v2-6-15-2022.html

(marsosims) Eye Size Slider: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70151598

Makeup

[ZENX] LIPSTICK Z280+HQ: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-makeup-female-lipstick/title/lipstick-z280/id/1641939/

Obscurus 3D eyelashes N5 MM SHORT: https://www.patreon.com/posts/skin-n25-overlay-76885065

Breezytrait petals blush: https://breezytrait.tumblr.com/post/692418588486811648/petals-a-soft-makeup-pack

[ZENX] LIPSTICK Z285+HQ: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-makeup-female-lipstick/title/lipstick-z285/id/1642207/

Sims3melancholic eyebrows #35 [No Longer Available: Adding my copy as a download]: http://www.simfileshare.net/download/4630758/

Obscurus eyeliner N2: https://obscurus-sims.tumblr.com/post/185566970433/eyeliner-n2-26-swatches-2-types-each-type

Hair

SimCelebrity00 Viper Hairstyle: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-hair-hairstyles-female/title/viper-hairstyle/id/1597802/

Lipa Hairstyle: https://www.patreon.com/posts/lipa-hairstyle-64049791

[SC00] Kai Hairstyle: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-hair-hairstyles-female/title/kai-hairstyle/id/1589687/

[SC00] Amanda Hairstyle: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-hair-hairstyles-female/title/amanda-hairstyle/id/1623349/

Accessories

Simpliciaty Rosetta Necklace: https://www.patreon.com/posts/rosetta-necklace-68789103

Madlen Farimah Sunglasses: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56572700

S-Club LL ts4 bracelet: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-accessories-female-bracelets/title/s-club-ll-ts4-bracelet-202002/id/1476803/

Arethabee mia rings: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65903000

Serenity Sweet Dreams Eyemask: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sxc-love-myself-77913783

EnriqueS4 Butterfly Earrings: https://www.patreon.com/posts/enriques4-set-37063690

[arethabee] freya belt: https://arethabee.tumblr.com/post/651732740137533440/prettysavage

Caiocc Charlotte Earmuff: https://www.patreon.com/posts/frostine-9-item-76924244

Kissyck Neutral Mismatched Nails: https://www.patreon.com/posts/neutral-nails-60988924

EnriqueS4 Necklace Taylor: https://www.patreon.com/posts/enriques4-taylor-41513675

BELLA SONY WH-1000XM5 HEADPHONES: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sony-wh-1000xm5-73947875

Serenity Maddy Akna Gloves: https://www.patreon.com/posts/euphoria-33-64185964

Chih Bangs C1-4: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bangs-extra-set-75811799

EnriqueS4 Wild Necklace: https://enriques4.tumblr.com/post/618844358245023744/egirl-collection-by-enriques4-isjao-so-were

DiosaSims Eden Necklace: https://maxismatchccworld.tumblr.com/post/186532325205/diosasims-ethereal-summer-collection-ive

MMSIMS Bangs 5: https://www.patreon.com/posts/mmsims-bangs-3-5-53530103

GiuliettaSims Hexagon Small Hoop Earrings: https://www.thesimsresource.com/members/feyona/downloads/details/category/sims4-accessories-female-earrings/title/hexagon-small-hoop-earrings/id/1469172/

Clothes/Shoes

DallasGirl NEW YEAR'S PARTY Pumps: https://dallasgirl79.tumblr.com/post/189991765633/new-years-party-pumps-new-mesh-happy-new-years

Laupipi ReadyN20 Dress: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-clothing-female-teenadultelder-everyday/title/square-neckline-dress-dr371/id/1516923/

Madlen Abigail Outfit: https://www.patreon.com/posts/abigail-outfit-59681150

Simpliciaty Jessie Swimsuit [Spectrum Version]: https://www.patreon.com/posts/jessie-swimsuit-55898420

Sifix Simone Dress: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-clothing-female-teenadultelder-formal/title/simone-dress/id/1525503/

[arethabee] sam top: https://arethabee.tumblr.com/post/651732740137533440/prettysavage

[Jius] Leather Platform Ankle Boots 04: https://www.patreon.com/posts/download-03-66535677

[Jius] Suede Sandals 01: https://www.patreon.com/posts/download-04-68864165

[Jius] House Slippers 04: https://jius-sims.tumblr.com/post/681060766881824768/marshmallow-collection-01-jius-platform

Caiocc Satin Robe: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cxs-love-myself-77914500

AdrienPastel Dolce Vita Dress: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dolce-vita-dress-67020202

[Jius] Low Top Sneaker 03: https://www.patreon.com/posts/download-part-2-60930158

[SC00] Simletics Sports Bra: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-clothing-female-teenadultelder-everyday/title/simletics-sports-bra/id/1576770/

Caiocc Slit Mini Skirt: https://www.patreon.com/posts/florence-15-set-66543642

[greenllamas] GOSSIP Constance Corset V2: https://greenllamas.tumblr.com/post/676650888341995520/gossip

Madlen Baldassare Shoes: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-shoes-female-teenadultelder/title/madlen-baldassare-shoes/id/1299655/

[AxA]-AmaniJeans V2: https://aharris00britney.tumblr.com/post/644838061729103872/axa-paris

[AxA]-AvaShorts Patterns: https://aharris00britney.tumblr.com/post/628080330396565504/axa-2020

[Jius] Platforms Leather Sandals 03 [Can't find download so I'm attaching mine]: http://www.simfileshare.net/download/4630777/

[morbidly-massive-mobians]

Muse list.

Wanring below the cut off is kink content. If you don’t wanna look at it then just move on.

I’m a filthy multi-shipper so like 90% of the muses hook up one with another.

Except Cream/Vanilla, Surge/Kit, Rouge/Silver, Shadow/Silver and Sonic/Tails.

Name:Sonic the Hedgehog

Age:28.

General Build:Lean and athletic with most of the muscle in his legs. (Super buff legs in Super form)

Usual clothes:Signature red shoes, pink jersey with G-91 on the back, pink backwards cap.

Name:Miles “Tails Prower”

Age:20.

General build:Skinny up top but huge large butt and thighs. (Becomes incredibly buff if he goes Super)

Usual clothes:White lab coat, brown pants, brown boots, blue sweater.

Name:Knuckles the Echdina.

Age:29.

General build:Incredibly muscular body. A bit top heavy with large pecs and arms. (When Super he’s comparable to LSSJ Broly in terms of muscle)

Usual clothes:Cowboy hat, bandages on his arms, red shoes, jorts.

Name:Shadow the Hedgehog.

Age:30. (Technically much older)

General build:Identical build to Sonic but his quills can become tentacles. (Same build in Super form as he’s naturally gifted)

Usual clothes:Zip up leather jacket, red jeans, rocket boots.

Name:Silver the Hedgehog.

Age:29.

General build:Morbidly obese with large man boobs. Thankfully not too big to walk. (Grows incredibly tall and becomes even fatter in Super form)

Usual clothes:Baggy black shirt and pants that don’t fully cover some of his flab, signature shoes, psycho enhancing gloves.

Name:Kitsunami the Fennec.

Age:20.

General build:Large pear shaped fatty(looks like his mama from another blog)

Usual clothes:Yellow sweater, dark blue sweat pants, yellow shoes, “hydropack”

Name:Amy Rose.

Age:25.

General build:Incredibly fat with her most notable feature being her soft mattress sized stomach. But her arms and legs have visible muscle. (When in Super form her muscles swell and she gains a six pack on her flabby gut)

Usual clothes:Glasses, red over coat, black skirt, red and white boots.

Name:Rouge the Bat.

Age:30.

General build:Boobs that you can only see her head over and a butt that can be used as a shelf. Super buff thighs.

Usual clothes:You already know.

Name:Blaze the Cat.

Age:28.

General build:Identical to Sonic(But when she’s Burning Blaze she’s a fatty Kaiju)

Usual clothes:You already know.

Name:Cream the Rabbit.

Age:18.

General build:Double D boobs, butt wide as a couch, thighs that can crush a melon.

Usual clothes:Orange tank top, Jean jacket, Daisy dukes, orange boots.

Name:Vanilla the rabbit.

Age:53.

General build:Boobs that go down to her lap. A bit chunky in the belly.

Usual clothes:You already know.

Name:Sally Acorn.

Age:29.

General build:Lean athlete build but with a booty equal to Rouges boobs.

Usual clothes:Blue sweater, black pants, blue boots.

Name:Bunnie Rabbot.

Age:29.

General build:Incredibly fat with her metal legs being able to haul her rotund body.

Usual clothes:Usually no pants thanks to her robot legs, purple sun dress.

Name:Surge the Tenrec.

Age:28.

General build:Large pear shaped fatty but with super strong thighs. (In Super form she rounds out like a Self-Destructing Semi-Perfect Cell)

Usual clothes:Black shirt, baggy yellow pants, big yellow shoes, yellow star jacket.

Name:Tangle the Lemur.

Age:21.

General build:Fat but in a very round sort of way. Earned the term living wrecking ball for a reason.

Usual clothes:You already know.

Name:Whisper the Wolf.

Age:22.

General build:Just overall buff.

Usual clothes:You already know.

Name:Lanolin the Sheep.

Age:35.

General build:Massive boobs with big muscles to help her support them.

Usual clothes:You already know.

Nicole and Sage as extra muses. They’re the same as canon.

[lieblingspulli]

Rainy Mornings: SKZ

W/c: 2.1k

Jisung x Reader

Summary: A nice little conversation with Jisung while it rains! You both decide to head to the recording studio after you get bored and Jisung teaches you some things. 

A/N: I feel like I’ve been on a roll lately haha. It’s been quite rainy these days so here's a soft read for a day like today. This one is a little longer, but I’m trying to practice longer narratives so Enjoy!

(optional) Song to enhance: orange hues, by aqualina

Masterlist!

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Jisung could hear the soft taps of rain on the window as he struggled to gain some sort of consciousness. 

Tap.

Tap.

Tap. 

It was like clockwork. Jisung groaned and tried to roll over but something, or someone, was in the way.

“Yah, what’s wrong with you?” Jisung could hear you mutter sleepily. 

“Sorry baby,” He immediately rolled back and nestled himself around you. With the gentle tapping of raindrops and your steady breathing, Jisung almost fell back asleep. Key word: almost. Suddenly there was a loud boom. Jisung immediately startled awake and in doing so, also startled you awake. 

“Jesus that was loud,” you groaned. Jisung opted to just get up from bed after that. You rubbed your tired eyes and whined from the lack of sleep you got. Jisung totally understood. He unwrapped himself from you and tapped your butt before getting up and throwing on a hoodie. 

“Do you want vanilla or sweet cream in your coffee?” He whispered to you as he checked past the curtains. Rolling over, you caught the scent of his pillow and smiled at the gesture. “Sweet cream please?” You appreciated his thoughtfulness, even at the prime hour of 6 am. 

Jisung noted this and padded over to the kitchen, careful not to let the door squeak too much. After grabbing your favorite snoopy mug and his calcifer one, he proceeded to his daily and sacred ritual: the coffee. 

Usually, you like your coffee very sweet. He was the opposite, mostly opting for black coffees and cold Americanos. You used to tease him that he always loved to eat candy but never had any sweetness in his coffee. The memory of this made Jisung smile as he plopped a french vanilla pod into the coffee machine. Jisung was always very particular with this ritual, fully believing that a well made coffee started from the very beginning. Each step was meticulous and thought out. Three splashes of whipped coffee creamer in your snoopy mug before the coffee is poured in. Four ice cubes in his cup. The perfect amount of macadamia syrup in your coffee and mix. Just the right amount of coffee in his cup not to be left behind. Everything as it should be. 

The rain helped relax Jisung as he set the coffees down and began to think of the day. Chan had suggested a weekend off after hard schedules for the past month so he had all weekend to spend quality time away from the studio and with you. Jisung sauntered past the couch and took note of maybe doing a movie night later with dinner. The rain began to really pick up as he entered the bedroom and opened the curtains. The sound of a tired groan brought a smile to Jisung’s face. 

“Baby? Your coffee is on the table,” Jisung said as he sat down and rubbed your back. You cracked your eyes open. “What time issit?” You rubbed your eyes. 

He looked over to the clock. “6:16.” The feeling of his warm hands on your back was pulling you to sleep again before another loud thundercrack. 

“Ughhhhh,” You moaned and finally opened your eyes all the way. “I don’t remember rain being in the forecast.” Jisung just laughed and said, “Rain is for tomorrow’s forecast too. Now come on before your coffee gets disgustingly lukewarm.” He rubbed your arm and proceeded to lean all his weight on top of you. “Jiiiiiii,” You cried, “Get off me.” 

“Nah, it’s so comfy right here with my baby.” 

“Not with your baby, on TOP of your baby!” You laughed and cried simultaneously and struggled to push him off you. “Okay! Okay. I’m awake, you can get off me now.” He only proceeded to get comfortable on top of you and you had to use all your strength to throw him off. This only seemed to offend him. He pouted at you and crossed his arms. “My baby doesn’t love meeee,” Jisung mocked. You could secretly see a smile on his lips and could only laugh. 

“Not when he wakes me up at 6 am and literally crushes me with his body no.” The both of you just giggled like little kids and you finally got out of bed. 

“I know my Y/n loves me too much to say such things,” Jisung reached for you as you stood up and you were quickly pulled into his tight embrace. “Jiiii, first you want me up and now you want me trapped. Which one is it gonna be!” You laughed and pushed his hair away from his eyes. He cutely stared back at you in reply. “You’re such a baby, but at least you’re my baby,” You laughed. He feigned offense. “I am not a baby!” Jisung nestled his head into your body and you two stayed like that for a minute before you nudged him. “Hey, I don’t want my coffee to get cold.” 

Just as you pushed away from him, Jisung tugged on your hand and you looked back, facing a childlike face. “Kiss?” He smiled and you could see the tired lines on his face. Who could say no to that face? You obliged and sweetly kissed him, secretly saying thank you in ways only he could know. He kissed back with a you’re welcome. 

“Let’s go have some coffee.” You smiled after pulling away. He firmly nodded and stood up, ready to lead the way. 

About ten minutes later, your coffee cups were placed into the sink and rinsed off by Jisung as you walked to the bathroom to brush your teeth. Jisung usually did the morning dishes while you got ready for the day on weekend mornings. 

“Ji, have you seen my pink hair clip?” You yelled from the bathroom. 

“Um, I think I saw it on the nightstand?” 

“Thanks, I found it!” He could hear you walking around the bedroom and appreciated how expressive you were even for little things. 

Jisung enjoyed doing little things for you. It calmed him down and gave him something to do when he was free from his job. He always appreciated the way you liked things done so it gave him a sense of satisfaction to do tasks for you like cleaning up the kitchen a bit or tidying up the entryway. Cleaning wasn’t really his thing, but since you came into his life, he held a better appreciation for it. 

You walked out of the bedroom looking fresh and ready to conquer the day just as he finished drying the last dish. 

“So what’s on the agenda for today? I’m completely free.” You sat down on the couch and Jisung followed to lay down on your lap. He settled his head down and smiled at his view. 

“What are you smiling at, you devil.” You brushed his hair up and made it look silly. 

“Just my beautiful girlfriend.” 

“How about you answer my question instead of ogling me.” 

 “But what if that is my plan?” 

“All day long?”

“Mmhm.” 

“You’re funny.” 

“I know.” 

Jisung loved bantering with you. He loved everything entertaining and he loved to entertain, so this was something he loved to do: tease you. You rolled your eyes and kept combing through his hair. 

“Well, it’s quite rainy outside so maybe we should settle inside?” 

Jisung nodded and folded his hands over his stomach, perfectly content to let you speak out your thoughts. 

“Or maybe a movie?” You scrunched up your eyebrows in thought. He loved when you did that. 

“I really have no idea Ji.” You shook your head to snap out of your thoughts. Jisung just laughed at how comical you looked when you were deep in thought. 

“I have some demos to look at this week, so maybeeee you can come with me to the studio?” He suggested. You squinted at him. “What would I do though? I’m terribly bad at helping.” He firmly shook his head. “Absolutely not. You’re just learning, that’s all!” He shot you a glare and you put up your hands in defense. “Okay, okay. I’m just learning. But you can’t blame me when I suck at helping you and there’s nothing to do about it.” 

“Baby, you have to have more confidence in yourself. Learning to produce is hard for anyone. Even me sometimes.” He reached for your hand and gently rubbed circles on your hand. “If you want to give up, I won’t stop you, you know.” He knew you were persistent in everything and always encouraged you but sometimes he felt you went at things a little too hard sometimes. 

“I know,” You sighed, letting him play with your hand. “I just really want to try. It’s super fun and a great way for me to spend time with you. It also lets me understand what you do for a living. I love it. It brings me joy.” You smiled at him. He smiled back and nodded. “Okay. Then that’s what we’ll do today.” He leaned up and you kissed him before letting him off your lap. 

While he walked over to the closet to choose what would inevitably be a black on black hoodie and pants combo, you picked out a warm coat and boots because of the rain. About ten minutes later, you both walked out the door with umbrellas and new determination to learn some new skills. 

-

Once you made it to Jisung's usual practice room and studio, he unlocked the door and flicked on the lights. 

“Don’t mind the mess, I was up pretty late last night working on a song for Jeongin.” Jisung scratched his neck meekly and scanned the room. There were a couple water bottles and candy wrappers on the desk, jackets on the couch, a borrowed portable sound system in the corner, extra chairs for members and an extra sound board, which you knew was borrowed from Chan. 

“You’re good Ji,” You smiled and got to work. “ That’s why I’m here.” Jisung smiled at you and appreciated your understanding of his work life. Hey, sometimes things get a little hectic. 

You got straight to work on the trash and couch, not wanting to break anything important. You left that to your more knowledgeable boyfriend. He stacked some things and made a return pile, citing he had to just invest in his own things at this point. You calmly took out the trash and when you got back, the room was pretty much spotless and ready for use. Jisung had put away most of the chairs, save for an extra one for you. 

“Jisung, this room is spotless!” You excitedly said and punched his arm. He rubbed it and scoffed. “What, it was that way before!” 

“Are you trying to gaslight me into believing I didn’t just throw away ten water bottles and soda bottles for you?” 

“I would never.” Jisung feigned innocence and sat down on his chair, motioning for you to join him. You skipped a couple paces to your chair and folded your hands on your lap, ready to learn. 

Before Jisung started to explain his process on Jeongin’s song, he looked at you and seriously smiled at you. “What are you up to, you handsome devil?” You blushed at the sudden attention. 

“I just want to really appreciate that my girlfriend came all the way out here in the rain on her day off just to understand my passion.” He picked up your hand and kissed it. You furiously blushed and felt your ears warm up. “Ji, it’s like a ten minute walk from the apartment.” Brushing it off was your way of diverting his attention. “Yah, I know, but it seriously means a lot to me Jagi.” He swayed your hand back and forth and scooted in to kiss you. “I’m so serious right now.”

 He blushed a little too and you smiled and looked down. He instantly brought his hand to your face and made you look at him. Your ears only got more red. He almost kissed you but in an instant, he leaned back and clapped. “Okay! Let’s make some music!” 

“Yah, you tease!” You hit his shoulder and he laughed at you. You scooted in and leaned on his shoulder to pay attention to all the buttons that looked the same to you. 

The only thing you heard for the rest of the session was your beautiful boyfriend’s laugh and his amazingly talented music. 

[bmbochangetales]

Hi, I've been patiently on hold now. Long time listener. Its a bit of a stretch, but could I request "LIKEY" from TWICE? My 30 year old Asian-American wife is working around the clock over the holidays to finish a project with a bunch of her male coworkers, and hearing this on the radio would be a nice way for her to relax and hopefully destress for a bit!

“A trip to Korea for a little Twice. Here is “Likey””

Finally! It was your request. It felt like you had been waiting for months. The song played out. You really hoped your wife enjoyed the song. She had been working so hard. The catchy tune soon filled your ears.

Fluttering heart me likey Me likey likey likey Me likey likey likey Pit-a-pat Pit-a-pat (Heart Heart) Me likey Me likey likey likey Me likey likey likey Pit-a-pat Pit-a-pat

[Verse 1] Keep wanting to show it all again and again Every single little thing Inside the small screen, I wanna be the prettiest Yet still, I hide my feelings deep inside It takes so much effort to get the perfect look But it is something I can never give up Makes my heart beat every day, It's something you must never know Then I go on pretending [Pre-Chorus] BB cream pa-pa-pa, put on some lipstick mam-mam-ma Pose for the camera, aren't I pretty When you see this, make a smile and press hard On that cute red heart heart down there

Suddenly, you realized, you had understood the Korean words perfectly. You struggled before to learn anything even at you wife's insistence. You couldn't help but do a cute little dance to the pop tune, jumping around like a girl.

You begin to shrink in height and build, becoming increasingly slender and short. Your whole house seemed so much larger now. You look so cute and petite now as you wiggle your hips.

Your hair quickly streaks into a gorgeous deep, rich black tone. It begins to grow long and luscious. Your eyes become copies of your wife. You look like she did at 21, like her cute younger sister now. You decide to go to her vanity and just perfectly know how to apply make up so you enhance your pillowy pout with lipstick and have a thin line between cute and sexy.

The song echoed in the halls as your clothes changed to a tiny mini skirt and a matching crop top. A modestly enhanced butt puffed underneath the swirling skirt. The crop top stretched to cover bouncy little d cups. Definitely not natural for you, but nothing obscene.

You can still feel your cock dangling between your legs but you looked like a beautiful young woman now. It made you hot to think about how happy your wife would be to see you here waiting to please her.

Your poor unni! She worked so hard. You should go find her actually. You skipped around the hallways listening for the clicking and clacking of her busy computer work. As you followed the sound, your mind felt fluffy and pink asd you walked towards her.

Inside the room, you opened the door to her sitting in a leather business suit. Her coworkers were in different positions around the room, obeying her orders, hoping to please her by completing any and every task she assigned.

She noticed you as you bounced towards her puffing out your cheeks into a cute face, begging for her attention.

“Let’s turn that aegyo to some ahegao!” She smirked at you as she pressed you back into bed. She goes under your skirt finding your cock still there all though much smaller. She begins stroking when you say.

“Me likey me likey likey likey” you moan in a high pitch voice.

"I do too, and I am sure my coworkers will too cutie"

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Things I've recently noticed in my attempted glow up Era. List is kinda long... sorry!

1. I took a photo of my body a year ago and compared it to a photo taken yesterday.. I was 4 pounds lighter in the first picture but the muscles and how toned my stomach looks now??? Crazzyyy what a little toning can do. I look so much better.

2. I took some spicy pictures, and my arms are twigs.

3. I want to be SKINNYYY but I also want a butt. I hate hate hate exercise so I'm going to have to suck it up cuz at this point, I need muscle there since I clearly don't have the fat.

4. I cleaned out my closet for the first time since High school and I realized being 23 and living in NY, it's time to up my fashion from Baggy jeans and oversized sweaters to maybe something a bit classier. I'm going for elegant but still has fun. Being so close to my goal weight, I'm confident in shopping a size down knowing it will fit me and it's time to wear clothes flattering to my body shape.

5. Motivation and discipline are not the same thing and in my opinion, discipline is more important than Motivation. You can be motivated all you want... but do you have the discipline to achieve it?

6. Water. Water. Water!!!! Fat cells don't go away. So as an example, my starting weight was 108 and I am now 90. All the fat cells I have from being 108 are still there but "deflated." That's why it's so easy to gain weight and so hard to lose. Water weight is temporary and will go away. It's just those cells "swelling" up. One day you'll wake up 2 pounds lighter and it's because those fat cells that were replaced with water finally let it all go.

7. Nobody can tell if you've lost or gained 5 pounds.

8. I struggled with cystic acne my entire teen life and even into my early 20s. I was probably the queen of pimple creams. You want to try a new product? I've already tried it and here's my experience. I went to countless dermatologists and was even given medicated treatments and antibiotics. They made my acne WORSE. I learned, at least for me, that SIMPLE products work best. I use an organic goat milk soap bar, vitamin c moisturizer, and literally a misting of sunscreen on my face and haven't had a zit bigger than a pinprick in over a year and they've all been cycle related. Also, removing the peach fuzz from your face helps with oil and dirt

9. If you're like me and enjoy BOILING showers, please do not wash your hair or face in hot water. Washing your face should be the first and last step when showering. Allow the steam to open your pores and then switch the water to Luke warm to wash, cold to rinse... same with your hair! Cold water onllyyy and do not dry with a towel. A simple cotton shirt is so much better for it.

10. Whitening your teeth doesn't have to cost much at all. Crest 3D Whitening strips do the job very well or you can take a banana peel as it's turning from green to yellow and rub the inside of the peel on your teeth. Worked wonders for me when I couldn't afford Whitening strips.

11. 3 basics I do everyday to be put together. If someone were to knock on my door, I should feel comfortable enough in my appearance to open it. Always have your hair done in some kind of way (pony, half up, claw clipped, even a messy bun), always have on clean clothes (yes pj's are fine but remember if someone knocked, are your pj's matching? Flattering? Or do you look messy and lazy?) Always have your teeth brushed and face put together.

12. Get off your phone. Get offfff yourrrr phone!!! I see so many people in public with their heads down watching their phone, or at a table and they have their phone out, or walking with a group of friends and they all have phones. Phones can enhance an experience (a museum offering a guided tour) and that's fine! But I hate the amount of full grown adults walking down the street glued to a phone. I give teens a break, but adults?? Please step away from the glowing rectangle in your hand for an HOUR while we are at dinner. The biggest glow up is to be present. Put your phone down at the table and notice the people around you, put your phone down while walking down the street and observe the world. To me, the most attractive people I see aren't on their phones.. they are experiencing.

13. Fruits and vegetables not only look like an aesthetic on a plate, but you look like an aesthetic eating them. You get so many nutrients out of them and you get a full stomach much quicker for wayyyyy less calories. Some fruits and veggies even burn calories to digest.

14. There is nothing wrong with noticing flaws on your body and NOT embracing them. I've lived in Hawaii all my life and always wore shorts because my bikini line would break out the DAY I would shave. Well laser hair takes too long, waxing sounds AWFUL, so I got a tattoo in that area. I still get red angry bumps from time to time (olive oil, exfoliating, and a NEW Razor each time has helped) But now my tattoo takes away from those bumps and they aren't noticeable. I feel confident in bikinis because I modified the area that was bothering me.

15. Trends are great, but learn to accept that some trends just aren't meant for you. A glow up is being true to yourself and what you feel confident in. It's about knowing that the magical product that works for them may not work for you, it's knowing your body type, type of skin you have, colors that enhance or take away from you, and fashion comes and goes but style does not.

16. If you have a period, I am begging you to track your moods, your symptoms, your cycle phases. You'll not only feel so in touch with the rapid changes our bodies go through, but you'll be able to predict your body's cycle. I know for a fact next week I need to spend extra care with my skin, I'll be bloated so I should avoid foods that contribute and not worry too much about any "gain", and my hair will get greasy easily so I should switch my hair routine up a little bit. Knowing your cycle phases and the hormones that relate will do wonders in keeping your mental and physical health in check.

17. This kinda goes with 12, but be friendly. Smile at the cashier and ask them how they are, say please and thank you to everyone, hold the door open for the family of 4 with a stroller, listen to your friends and find a way to loop back to the friend whose story got unintentionally interrupted by someone else. Make the people you care about feel like they have your attention. Dont make comments to put people down (i was so bad at this. I would say, "god. She's 40 and dressing like that?" Now i catch myself and i say "i want her confidence. Look how shes rocking the zebra print boots!") don't match a rude person's energy.. all it does is fuel an already "unhealthy" situation. Take the rudeness with grace. Be present, be kind, be open and you'll attract people like a magnet.

18. Old lady perfume only smells like an old lady because you are over spraying. A dab on both wrists, a dab on the naval, a dab on the ankles and MAYBE some behind your ear. It's supposed to smell light and flowery not like you've raided your grandma's closet. Save the big all over body sprays for perfumes from bath and body works.