#butch goring

[hockeysweaterweather]

Butch with the win 😂

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

butch goring is NOT to be played with.

[inspectorseb]

So the broadcast team had a cake and cookies made for Butch’s birthday with some of his key phrases on them, so here’s some of the key ones if you were curious.

“What’s good for the goose is good for the gander” (of course)

“If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t tryin’” (a personal favourite lol)

“You can’t score from the penalty box”

[freckles-but-only-ginger-ish]

GRANDPA BUTCH IS TIRED OF THIS SEASON’S ANTI ISLES RHETORIC

IM LOSING IT. go off butchy!! suck on that nhl on tnt and espn+ | x x

[mikeyreilly]

“im just gonna yell really loud” - brendan burke via shannon hogans instagram

[newlyacquiredbois]

Butchie is working so hard right now not to mention Parise's "38-year old body" when talking about his blocked shots

[jvgoalie]

Happy 75 to 91 🥰

NHL Stickers

[ijustdontlikepeople]

Butchie “i’ll be watching” you’re very threatening grandpa I love u

[fadeintoyou1993]

KYLE MACHLACHLAN as Jeffrey Beaumont Blue Velvet (1986) dir. David Lynch

[lostdathomirian]

goretober day 4: gut spill

[1ore]

the problem with me is i will make up a joke npc for gw2 rp with @soulfullofold and then a day later he will have lore. anyway this is Vax Madmaxim, he does unethical science and got drowned in a vat of dragon blood by Bingus Ruinbringer. the dragon blood fixed him, though

"mad scientist"-type who is taking a systems ecology lens to everything, from steam machines to magical constructs to biological organisms. unsatisfied with conventional engineering, he starts dabbling in dragon magic to construct biomechanical monsters. (see: I failed bioethics)  

contracted in secret by Bangar Ruinburger to figure out how to control an Elder Dragon. Vax came up with the idea of tapping Jormag's blood, initially as an experiment in manipulating Jorms (a la contriving weapons out of Kralkatorrik's blood.) Later, of course, this is used to convert the Dominion to Frost Legion en masse when things start going south.  

caused an international incident during Legion-Dominion peace negotiations, which involved a gladiatorial tourney, two Pact Commanders, a hydra made of Searing crystals, and highly confidential Dominion blood magic.

Vax was thus detained and, for his failures, dunked in the vat of jormag juice that he had helped create. Bunkbed Ruinbringer evidently didn't need a way to control Jormag anymore, and Vax had greatly overestimated how indispensable he was.  

Jorms later drags him out of the tub and uses his half-dead body to set a trap for the Commanders, by turning him into a shambling blood-bomb (see: jormag bloodbag.) Given that this is the second worst thing that's happened to him since the worst day of his life, he isn't a very cooperative dragon thrall. He'd also developed some sort of nemesis-rapport with the Commanders by this point. As his last act, he warns them away, just before violently retching dragon viscera all over the floor.  

He was supposed to die-- Jorms was done with him-- but my man saw himself being turned into a disposable vessel of primordial goop and said "oh so im pupating? guess i'll metamorphose." I don't think that was Jormag's doing. I think he Just Did That. (see: change of heart)  

the newly eclosed Icebrood Vax offers himself to the Pact as a weapon against Jormag, repurposing his earlier research for more benevolent purposes. (see: staying positive)  

uhhh what else. nominally Iron Legion and functionally a gladium, but like hell is he going to let them take his name away. his allegiance is to unethical science first and whoever is willing to pay him to do unethical science second.  

Has kind of always been a piece of work, but became a bigger piece of work when he lost the "mad" warband under mysterious circumstances. Incidentally, this is when he started making frankenstein chimeras. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

   

he Has A Sensitive Side

[hockeysweaterweather]

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

brendan and butch!!!

[inspectorseb]

THE TNT CREW GOT BIZ A BUTCH SHIRT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY 💀

[fishyartist]

Combined Hyperfixations as per usual

[mikeyreilly]

butch, brendan, thomas, and shannon on the msg+ broadcast | 01.27.24