#but....no

[djarinova]

thinking about watching the inside special on netflix and kick-starting my christmas time sadness

[frazzledsoul]

To that Dean stan who just sent me an anon about how Luke and Dean are both roving agents of malice and malevolence: you're cute, but no. Do you think I stepped into this fandom yesterday? Nice try.

[baekuras]

brought my first drink with straw included in literal years and didn’t consider that plastic straws are the devil and whatnot

anyhow apparently paper straws are actually a sensory nightmare

which makes sense considering anything paper towel texture near my mouth makes me all jittery in a bad way

but now all i can taste is....damp paper mache (: lovely (:

[croissant-au-chocolat]

lol @ americans in the Spanish temperatures post being all condescending and comparing temperatures between Spain/Portugal and Arizona...

[drawbauchery]

I think "Gem Harvest" would be Peridot Harvesing Pumpkins.

I got this message a long time ago and completely forgot about it

sir, are you a wizard? 

[fuckstruckswan]

How about Rey and Kylo Ren from Star Wars : The Force Awakens?

Send me a ship and I’ll answer with a gif

[rise-above-the-grave]

I have only ever thrown two books across a room once finishing them: Brave New World, and now Wonder Boys.

[dreadnaught002]

oh boy

another deadpool teaser to write about

and this one is also 30 seconds long

i’m so happy

[thicc-anxieties]

A girl hit on me at cinnabon .

Do you know how embarrassing it is to have a girl hit on you when you're stuffing your face with your sticky ass fingers at fucking cinnabon ?

[undeadsuits]

just finished chapter 1 of Wolf Among Us

I am...emotionally numb....

[klainerps]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like klaine, skank!kurt, dk!klaine, bp!kurt, Dom!blaine, sub!kurt, badboy!blaine, kurtbastian, mpreg!kurt, and cheerio!kurt.

You: (Dom!Blaine and sub!Kurt.) Kurt groaned as he finally stepped through the threshold of his and Blaine's apartment. The subway had been backed up today, and therefore made him late to work. At which, he spilled coffee all over his designs due to show to his boss. He immediately set his satchel down on the couch and rushed to start working on dinner for Blaine.

Stranger: "Kurt?" Blaine called as he walked into his and his boyfriend's apartment, setting down his briefcase and hanging up his suitjacket before rolling up the sleeves of his pressed white button-down. He'd had a fantastic day at work, another promotion, another raise, everything had gone right and now he wanted to ring in the weekend by pounding Kurt into their mattress. He walked into the kitchen to find Kurt cooking at the stove, and he walked up behind him, wrapping his arms around his waist and kissing his neck. "Miss me?"

You: Kurt had just put the water on to boil when he heard Blaine walk through the door. "Hey," he called out, and searched through the fridge for some tomatoes. He began dicing one and hummed low in his throat as Blaine's arms wrapped around him and soft lips pressed to his neck. He immediately relaxed his rigid frame, and turned his head to kiss Blaine directly on the lips. "You have /no/ idea," Kurt groaned softly and turned around to continue cutting the tomato.

Stranger: "You're tense, baby." Blaine whispered, rubbing his hands over Kurt's shoulders and feeling where his muscles were all knotted up. He pressed his hardening cock against Kurt's ass, leaning in to kiss his neck again. "Need me to take care of you? Come on, you don't need to cook tonight. We can have sex and order takeout all weekend."

You: Kurt couldn't help but chuckle at the feeling of Blaine's dick pressed against him, though he licked his lips and shook his head once. "I really need it," he told his boyfriend as he leaned over to turn off the stove. He reached out and squeezed Blaine's hand. "That sounds like a weekend well spent, actually," he giggled and walked towards their bedroom.

Stranger: Blaine grinned and walked after him. Once he had caught up to Kurt, he grabbed him around the waist and picked up him, easily carrying him the rest of the way to their bedroom. He laid him down before covering him with his own body, kissing him fully on the lips and working his hands up under Kurt's shirt. "What do you want me to do to you, baby?" He asked him. "Tell me what you need."

You: Kurt squeaked and wrapped his arms around Blaine's neck, before landing with an exaggerated 'oof' on their bed. He immediately welcomed Blaine's weight on top of him and wrapped himself around his boyfriend once again. They kissed deeply, hands roaming each others bodies, until Blaine pulled away and kissed down his neck. His breathing was already a bit heavier and he moaned as Blaine nipped at the dip above his collarbone. "Need you, Sir," he whispered, his hands tangling in Blaine's curls, "Please, please, own me." He begged.

Stranger: "Mm, that's what I like to hear." Blaine moaned. He undressed Kurt with practiced ease, leaving him completely naked while he himself was still fully clothed. "So pretty..." He whispered as he sat back, admiring Kurt's body. He dragged a hand down Kurt's pale, smooth chest, leaning down to kiss him once more before he knelt back, undoing just his buckle and zipper and pulling his long, hard cock out from his boxer briefs. "C'mere, sweetheart." He gestured. "Come suck."

You: Kurt instantly perked up at the praise and maneuvered himself so he was laying on his stomach. He blushed as Blaine glanced at his body and gave him one more kiss. He wiggled on the bed in anticipation and rested his hands on Blaine's thighs, his thumbs slowly caressing the clothed skin. He licked his lips at the sight of his boyfriend's cock and leaned in to lick teasingly at the head. "So gorgeous, Sir. Always so hard for me, and you taste so good," he moaned and kissed down the length.

Stranger: (did that send?)

You: (No, sorry.)

Stranger: (no prob, omegle's just failing. I'll resend)

Stranger: Blaine moaned, tilting his head back and bringing his hands to cradle Kurt's head as he felt his warm, moist lips and tongue move up and down the length of his cock. "No teasing, baby." He said finally, once he was achingly hard and desperate. "I want you to put all of it in your mouth, and suck it, okay?"

You: "Yes, Sir," Kurt nodded. He moved and took the tip of Blaine's cock into his mouth, licking into the slit. He carefully took him all in, inch by inch, until he hit the back of his throat. He hummed and sucked greedily before relaxing his throat, ready to take the last bit fully into his warm mouth. He finally moved, all the way until his nose was pressed against the hair just above his boyfriend's cock.

Stranger: "Oh, good bye." Blaine moaned louder, now tangling his hands into Kurt's hair. He thrust his hips into the slick, tight heat of Kurt's mouth, gasping in pleasure as he fucked his throat. "So good for me, so willing." He sighed, looking down at Kurt through his eyelashes. "Do you want to be fucked, baby?"

You: Kurt wiggled happily at the praise, sucking as much as he could before opening his mouth wide to let Blaine fuck it. He couldn't help but gag a bit when Blaine would push in too far, but loved the feeling nonetheless. He felt his eyes water and dug his nails into the skin of Blaine's thighs. He nodded as much as he could with his boyfriend's cock in his mouth and sucked him harder, bobbing his head.

Stranger: Blaine sighed, enjoying the sensation for a few more moments before he finally tugged Kurt's mouth off of his cock and pulled the boy into his lap. "Ready, sweetheart?" He asked as he took out the lube and drizzled it over his fingers, pressing them teasingly against Kurt's tight hole. "Does my little slut need to be prepped?"

You: Kurt bit his lip and wrapped his legs around Blaine's waist, impatiently baring his hips down on his fingers. He shook his head, resting their foreheads together, and leaned forward a bit to kiss Blaine. "Just a couple," he gasped, "Just want you. Please, just fuck me. Please, Sir, please."

Stranger: "As you wish." Blaine shrugged, pressing two fingers in at once. He began pumping them in and out roughly, since he knew Kurt could take it- he was good about it. "How does that feel?" He asked, scissoring his fingers to stretch Kurt even further. "Good? Tell me when it's enough."

You: Kurt nodded and smiled softly at Blaine as he ground against his fingers. "It feels so good, Sir. Thank you. But I'm ready now," he breathed.

Stranger: "Okay." Blaine murmured, pulling his fingers out and slicking up his cock. He flipped them over, pinning Kurt down against the mattress and gripping his thighs tightly as he spread him apart, shoving into him with one quick thrust. "Mm, fuck... so tight, baby."

You: Kurt's mouth opened into a soundless 'o', as Blaine pushed into him. He bit his lip, groaning when he finally bottomed out. "Mm, I can't believe I still am with how often you fuck me," he winked and ground his hips down, trying to urge Blaine on.

Stranger: Blaine grinned and snapped his hips forward. "You bounce back quick. One of the many things I love about you." He told him. He thrust into him again, building a strong, rough and steady rhythm.

You: Kurt smirked and groaned loudly as he was fucked. His body was pushed up the bed with every single thrust, the headboard banging against the wall. "I feel so bad for our neighbors," he couldn't help but laugh slightly, before it quickly cut off to a high whine as Blaine hit his prostate.

Stranger: "I could give a fuck about what the neighbors think." Blaine laughed, fucking him harder now that he knew he'd hit the right spot. "If they had someone as hot and willing as you, you don't think they'd be banging headboards against the wall every chance they got?" He sped up and smacked Kurt's ass hard. "But you're not theirs. You're mine. All mine."

You: "Yours," Kurt repeated, screaming out. He stared up at Blaine through his eyelashes, "More, please. Harder." He babbled aimlessly as Blaine fucked him and

You: whispered into his ear.*

Stranger: (gtg, sorry!)

[christianborle]

How much do you wanna bet that if they DO make Bombshell a real musical, Kat McPhee will be Marilyn, singing "Touch Me".

[xxsparksxx]

I have a whole pile of audios to put onto my trading site. But I know in the state I'm in right now I'd list them all wrong :S

[azbees]

problemsleuth replied to your post: Daru is a fucking creep.

ssh sssh ssssh no more words just daru

n o p e

[decadent-hag]

demoncolbert replied to your photo: Yeah this made my night.  Does anyone know how...

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I cannot believe I made that many posts in one day....