#but... also v much enjoy his parents being queer disasters

[penultimatestalematewithdeath]

Artemis Fowl contains multitudes.  Yes he is trans.  He’s also cis.  He is gay.  He’s straight.  He is asexual.  Also bi.  Actually, he’s aromantic.  He’s whatever gender/sexuality will win him the argument.  His parents are also queer.  They’re also cishet.  He came out seven times before he was seven years old, and he also didn’t know gay people were a thing until he was twelve.  As soon as he caught wind of the (fairy or human) public speculating his gender/sexuality he decided he was going to make it the most difficult thing for any of them to figure out because it’s none of their business and he’s got to find something fun to do now that crime is (mostly) off limits.