#but…….

[theinnermechanismsofmymindtdp]

Reaaalllllyy tempted to share a Karim meta that everyone is absolutely going to hate….

[aroace-poly-show]

ughhhh fuck this i thought it was just one i could do and leave the other but i’m not writing two of these things

[sourseat]

think i hurt my back/neck doing shoulder stands at pole last night :/ i truly do not want a new injury right now

[tallmadgeandtea]

Maybe uh.,,,. Uh.,,, having a member of your spy ring be your bestie who you hang out with in camp all the time isn’t a good idea……… but I cannot say

[jeonsbabygirlsworld]

[cowboycunt]

the devil has been telling me to get a phd….,,

[lemon-grey]

I really love family fluff headcanons in my ships, I want my ships to get married and have kids, but when I think about ferdibert I consistently imagine Ferdinand just being like “kids???? with who???? With Hubert?!?” and Hubert being like “no thanks I’ve heard it’s taboo to poison those things” while Edelgard swings a battle axe around nearby

[bettycanavosio]

HELLO?

[smitski]

thinking….. about buying final fantasy x since it’s on sale…. 🤔🤔

[endersdead]

me: im not splitting, no way

sprig: AAAAAAA

headache: Engaged

me: ……… nah still not splitting

[pumakaji64]

……… apparently there was an active shooter in the town I went to school as a child, near the middle school I think. As far as I have heard the situation has been resolved……..

I don’t even know what to say anymore…

[allthecolorsofourlove]

wrote something last night full of worms and

maggots and i didn’t like the flavor of the flesh of the fruit / it all smelled like

rain and something sad so i hated it and i tried to burn it but it was

too damp to catch / so i tucked it away /

but look; at the end it was

tender and it cycled back around to you, because now in this

moment everything i do cycles back around to you

the best bits were about my Parent’s Love Story—

[here you are summed up best—]

my whole life i wanted what they had;

in my kitchen

[it’s always my kitchen]

my father says to me with a tangible ache, “when i walked into that room [karaoke event, work thing], i knew your mother

was the woman i wanted to marry”

she shies away—

he chases her down / my godparents say to her, “hey,

hey?

why don’t you just try being with a nice guy for once?”

she scrunches her face up, he slowly

moves his clothes into her drawers /

then my father says, looking at my mother’s broken glass and scars [blood, much more real than mine],

“i do not care if you push me away,

i will wait for you until

you are ready for

me”

with the gentleness of a dog, he waits—gives her space

she falls into something new—blood dried and glass repaired and

they’re still together now, in that

house on the pond and with the kids he so wanted and two

little dogs he did not.

my whole life i saw that and wanted that and in

my hubris i thought i would be my father but

it’s you

he’s you—

three years i made you wait and

it’s you

and your patience makes me ache

and your patience scares the fuck out of me.

because to be my father is easy but to be

loved by my father is a different beast and i have

never looked this one in the eyes [my eyes—this is just a mirror, isn’t it?] before

[you said it yourself: we live the same lives.]

so the mantra becomes,

[while i’m brushing my teeth while i’m high in bed while i’m walking to class while i’m reading and annotating leaving notes for you,]

thank you for being patient while i learn this again or on

nights when for some fucking reason i bleed; thank you for

wrapping the wound,

thanks for cracking a rib and thanks for being golden and thanks for standing at the woods with a lamp in hand and saying “hey,

hey?

come with me. follow me. i’ll wait. i’m waiting.”

i’m waiting. clock eats the days.

i’m waiting too

[trulymadlysydney]

Wot if he degrades her during sex since he hates women and all I ain’t gonna make it

Bestie why would you fucking put this thought in my head HELLO

[gingeralepdf]

oh god i sent my mom a tiktok i made and now i’m paranoid that she’s gonna download the app, make an account, follow me, and find my gay tiktoks………….

[torturedpoetdean]

im gonna be in Colorado the weekend of the pittsburgh con and i have tickets to a concert why couldn’t it be the next weekend or the one before

[yeonggisbitch]

END HER KARATE BOYYYYYYY