#but you never learned any english words except the slurs youd call americans online
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If I ever get conscripted I will risk my life and betray my nation to suck and fuck with the fattest and femmest enemy conscripts.
#sorry this is actually hot to me#like our gear is so heavy and doesnt fit#and we barely know how to operate our weapons anyway#so we both hole up in the same office or fast food outlet on accident#but were both so hot and bothered that we just sit across the floor from each other eating MREs in silence#and like you gasp a little when you see my breasts fall out and i squirm when i hear you stifling moans on that first night#and then we start sharing food making whatever we can and pur thighs touch and your voice is pretty and we smile at each other sometimes#and i try to say things from the phrasebook but i cant pronounce anything right and you laugh at me and call me retarded#but you never learned any english words except the slurs youd call americans online#because we're both the laziest assholes pur countries could produce#and we found each other here after they sent both of us to die#and that's beautiful
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