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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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cis boy whiners on here seriously ask questions like "where am i supposed to go when trans wins? 🥺" and expect the answer not to be maid school

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Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

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Honey they’re inventing unions at DoorDash

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pick your poison LMAOOO

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Chill

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Renaissance Nardwuar: prithee, thou art an admirer of holy chants of the 11th century, art thou not?

Renaissance indie musician: troth, I often favorably partake in those warbling notes.

Renaissance Nardwuar: behold! I have on my person a small portion of the parchment on which such a composition was writ!

Renaissance indie musician: God’s wounds!

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whatever [dons my gay apparel]

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Found this after some digging

would you believe me if i told you this is from a children’s video game franchise where you chase around monkeys wearing shorts and catch them in a big net. would you also believe me if i told you that when i saw this at the age of nine years old it changed me forever

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Serendipity might be the most unserious word in English. Just fuckin goofy as hell, cringe, the kinda shit you might hear while in a hot air balloon

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This christmas morning i will be in the dark, looking for the manimal as usual. Tell me what's the point of a federal holiday if I still have to go to work?