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scrawnytreedemon · 1 year ago

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what is a crack headcanon that you rotate in your head constantly/semi constantly?

personally for me it’s the one my sister forced upon me, that being dio brando was cloud strife’s dad the whole time.

WOAH cris!!! no way!!!!!

THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD OML 😭😭😭 HE COULD... HE WOULD... adding to the crackshit crackcanon family tree. President Shinra move out the way, Dio can get it!

You've stumbled upon a can of worms, the issue now being which one I get to pick out. My whole mind is insane crack-headcanons. I build dynasties off these crack-canons!

I guess while not crack-crack, I do rotate the theory of Cloud potentially being one of President Shinra's bastards. We have two confirmed bastards, Lazard Deusericus and Evan Townshend, both of whom are blond and blue-eyed, like the President and Rufus, and Cloud. How Claudia Strife hit it off with the most powerful man on the planet beats me, but the guy has his ways.

This also makes all interactions between Cloud and Rufus much funnier to me because I am a sick bastard.

I hope this shall suffice 🙏

#scrawny rambles #scrawny answers #ffvii #cloud strife #and dio brando too ig #to be clear i *rotate* it i don't necessarily stand by it in any meaningful sense #i've heard other people hate it when everyone in a given property is related to each other #but to me that's the funniest fucking shit i love it #it's why i kept watching once up/n a t/me even after it got bad #i just HAD to see what other nonsense they could pull #that shit is like crack to me #you MUST understand!#plus small world ykno ykno #world's worst community 😭#but yes so true bestie dio brando would totally father cloud strife #i still need to pick it up again (was reading the part 3 manga before losing my place in the pdf)#but isn't one of the later characters one of his kids? that guy can get it on #even and especially between space and time #nothing stops dio

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